What type of girl do you like, onii-chan?

I don't do relationships

ones that could never possibly exist in the real world.

>>25685245
At this point, any girl that likes me deserves all of my unconditional love.

>>25685272
I could put on a skirt anon, that'd make me a girl desu

>>25685272
Thats selfish as all fuck dude

>>25685256
Stop being such a pessimist. Good girls do exist! Relationships are wonderful.

>>25685245
the ones with dicks

The ones that make me happy are the ones I'll never have.

Some weird introverted bitch that doesn't drink, plays vidya and is into weird shit like furry.

>>25685317
Until they fall apart and you're left feeling even emptier than ever before. I can't handle that shit man, I'll just stick to anime grils and slowly building the confidence to blow my head off.

>>25685302
How?
>>25685299
Tumblr memes don't work in the real world.

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Don't fucking post my skype in this thread by the way.

>>25685318
Those aren't girls.

Girls like Naoto Shirogane. Or young Hinata Hyuga. Shorter than me, short blue hair, love-shy, common interests.

>>25685245
The little kind

>>25685272
i love u anon

david bowie is original

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>>25685245
Sakura Matou

>>25685415
>Until they fall apart and you're left feeling even emptier than ever before.

Fucking this holy shit wish I never fucking got involved with her relationships more like relationshits

Are there any cute boys in this thread?????

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>>25685732
>cute boys on r9k
y-yeah, h-haha. You almost had me for a second there
;_;

>>25685732
no, just emotionally crippled man-children, Or is that just me?

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>>25685245
UGLY ONES~
They're fun to laugh at~

None

>2016
>falling for the relationship meme

>>25685979
It's not a meme you dork.

Hiya second AusBot!

How's it going?

>>25685732
There might be but you'd have to stay the course to find out. :^)

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>>25685628
>>25685820
>tfw father gives you up for adoption because you were born with too much potential
>tfw you and sister silently agree to not know eachother beyond acquaintanceship for the rest of your lives
>tfw you're raped by worms in a basement
>tfw you're made a slave by your adoptive brother
>tfw your adoptive brother rapes you on a regular basis
>tfw only thing getting you through this is the shining light of this one boy who shows you true and genuine kindness
>tfw cucked by your sister
>tfw cucked by foreign blonde haired goddess who he's known for not even a week

The kind that like me :'(

I wish they existed:'(

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Quiet and reserved but also kind and gentle.
Long, dark hair.
Wears skirts.

That's pretty much all it takes.

>>25687102
This senpai. Also not fat and we're golden.

A loyal girl who will cook for me every day and rub my bell after I eat

LITERALLY RUB MY BELLY AND YOU WILL WIN MY HEART NO JOKE

>>25685445
what's your skype so I know not to post it?

>>25685317
They exist but they're rare, what makes you think you're a good girl?

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>short, preferably dark hair
>dominant and/or tomboy personality
>cute face
>thin, but not super skinny
>deep voice without sounding like a guy
>on the same level or higher in intelligence

Pretty much along the lines of pic

>>25686902
I am the one and only ausbot.

>>25688224
You have good taste, that sounds super cute!

>>25688956
Prove it then, you should know how ~

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>>25685245
CHAIKA?!

>>25688956
Can I be one of your boyfriends?
I've heard you have a lot of boyfriends.

>>25685245
>The opposite of you, you little future slut. Fuck off before I hit you.

I like loyal girls. Does that mean I'm just totally fucked?

>>25690162
Where did you hear such a thing?

>>25690057
I'm not making a voice recording! People are sleeping.

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>>25685245
the imageboard browsing shut in kind

bonus points if they're only slightly mentally unstable

>>25685732
yes desu

>>25690235
In one of your threads. So it's not true? So you being my girlfriend is not possible?

>>25690235
There's plenty of other ways, I know you will enough, just tell me something random!

Also what happened up the trip :x

>>25690231
Sorry to break it to you, but they don't exist m8

The ones I've created in my mind/dreams because reality is pointless

>>25685949
My nigger, my nigger.

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Kind and compassionate as to balance out my general lack of empathy and able to keep up with my work and I. I don't want just a cocksocket, I want a partner.

I love Fran very much

Oh yeah, also bonus points of she's creepy or spooky.

I like creepy and spooky.

>>25690231
They exist, but good luck finding one.

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Tomboys.
Moreover, intelligent women.

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a critical thinking, vegan gf

Someone intelligent, I want to have fun discussing random stuff.

>you will never have a big brother to protect you and take care of you
>you will never sneak out of your room to cuddle him at night

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>>25685245
>I ain't got no type. Bad bitches is the only thing that I like.

Ones that aren't real because real ones scare me.