>>25685024 Be boring and responsible. >Pay tuition >Buy homes for my parents >Invest a portion of the money >Stick the rest in my bank account and collect interest If I won I'd probably splurge on a new PC, and I'd be able to afford like half of a t1 Legacy deck for MtG.
>>25685024 >Buy a small 2 bed 2 bath house with a normal sized yard >Buy a used Mitsubishi Lancer Evo >Dental surgery >New computer >Give a decent chunk of it to family and friends >Put the rest in mutual funds >Dump maybe 30 million into various bank accounts just for fun money >Do 7 good deeds with my money every week >Just try and live a nice life without a ton of frills >Travel as much as I can with my friends >Get tickets to visit all my favorite foreign bands live >Give a lot to veterans charities and charities for people with depression/suicidal thoughts
-Buy a decent house -Buy a Toyota Corolla -Buy faster internet -Wait a month until another tragedy happens so the public forgets about me -give my parents some money for putting up with my NEET life -live out a comfy life doing whatever alone with my internet thinktank
That's it really, I can't think of much to do because I don't like traveling or video games
>>25685024 Step 1: Wait 2 months to collect it so the "LOTTERY MANIA" dies down. Step 2: Put 100 million in low risk investments (government bonds, CDs). So if I ever well and truly fuck up with my money I'll still be one of the richest people on earth. Step 3: Buy houses in really rich areas like Beverly Hills, Manhattan, Miami Beach, etc. Lots of lottery winners get murdered or kidnapped. Staying around other super rich people will actually protect you way more than "keepin in real "does. Step 4: Never jack off again. Get a hooker any time I want to fuck. Step 5: Buy a gun. Step 6: Kill myself.
I'm a simple man with simple pleasures. I'd use it to make a secluded compound similar to the one seen in Ex-Machina, it'd have its own power source and water purification system. I'd just spend my days out there reading, playing games, and taking long walks with my dog.
>>25685103 Yeah this. >pay for my grad school >buy my mom a nice place >invest money >fund my local animal shelter for the rest of its existence >do some basic traveling because I've never really done that >go to all the swing dance workshops I can >do a bunch of nameless altruistic donations and funding >buy some nice things for myself >save anything left over
>get lump sum, about $600,000,000 after taxes >give away $100mil to friends and family >$100mil to charities >$100mil to political causes I support >$100mil to random anons through roll threads >put $100mil in various slow interest gaining accounts >invest $60mil in property, become a landlord/developer/real estate tycoon >$20 million in rare metals >use however much I need of the rest to open and run my rail car pub whatever's left is my petty cash for a couple decades, but if my investments do well I won't need much of it
It sucks to think that money(which I don't care too much about) would automatically help me out of the shit mental state I've been in for the past few months, but what I would do is:
>pay off any debt my family or myself have accrued >college fund for my siblings and cousins >buy a new house for my parents and grandparents, probably for my other relatives as well >donate to charities after some careful research >get an apartment for myself, my brother, my cousin who's old enough to live on her own >new gaming PC, games and consoles for my siblings
I'll leave the investing up to my dad since he gives a shit about finances, but as long as I have a place of my own, some kickass gaming rig and enough money to fund my moderately social life I'd be set.
>>25685024 >Buy a two story three bedroom house >Buy a Honda Accord >Medical care plan >Johnnie Walker black label once in a while >Would have many doges >Give some to family, gf >Would buy an ounce of cocaine.
>>25685254 I'm sorry you have such a grim outlook on people, you've obviously been hurt deeply at one point in your life which is okay because so have I.
You're right about me not winning the Powerball though. The lottery is a tax on the poor and the hopeless.
>>25685264 >19 year old kissless handholdless virgin >Never had a girlfriend >Dealing with depression and social anxiety >Trying my damnedest to not end up a total failure at life >Failing miserably even at that
I feel like the standards I have to meet to be considered not a normie rise every week or so.
>>25685261 >Step 3: Buy houses in really rich areas like Beverly Hills, Manhattan, Miami Beach, etc. Lots of lottery winners get murdered or kidnapped. Staying around other super rich people will actually protect you way more than "keepin in real "does.
This is my biggest worry about winning the lottery, how do normal rich people stay safe? I see them on the streets all the time wearing expensive watches or driving fancy cars, but I feel like if I did that I would get jumped by niggers
I would truly be alone for the rest of my life, as anyone opening up to me after that point would just be doing it for the money.
I would provide for myself and family who I know were good to me before I won, build an amazing PC, and kill myself in a spectacular fashion when I got sick of it all. Jumping off a mountain or something.
>>25685386 wew lad I never said they were friends. I would literally only consider two of them actual friends, the rest are just classmates I know pretty well and I know they're good people after interacting with them for the last 6 years of my life.
>>25685374 A lot of personal safety for super rich people is just staying in exclusive areas. Like if you're worth 500 million dollars you don't go on vacation walking through Jamaica, you "go to Jamaica" by staying at the self contained resorts that have huge security.
You don't have the opportunity to get jumped by nigs at the store at home because the areas you live in are all rich people.
There comes a point in wealth where cops are no longer the enemy and instead work for you.
I'd give a few of my coworkers and friends around $10k each, then probably buy or build a house. Buy a few cars from the '60s and '70s. Build a new computer with oculus rift, then invest a good amount to make sure I won't have to work again. Also probably do volunteer work from them on out.
>>25685563 which reminds me, I would probably use a small portion of my lottery winnings to mess with my middle/high school bullies. pay employers to blacklist them, cops to harass them, friends to turn against them, Chads/Stacies to cuck them, etc
>>25685024 I've said it here and on /gif/. After buying a sweet ass house and furnishing it with all the robot necessities, I'm gonna write my will then take me and a bunch of anons from this board and /gif/ on a 2-4 week all expenses paid trip to Bangkok for debauchery and ladyboys.
Oustide of investing and living off interest blah blah blah
>Setup trust funds for my brothers and parents >Hire like a butler or caregiver or whatever for my brother with down syndrome >Buy a classic era muscle car (like 69 camaro) all black with a nice red or burgundy interior. >Leave my regular life and family behind and drift round America with my dog >Turn into an urban legend by doing random shit like dropping 1000$ tips or giving homeless people like 5k every now and then. > Probably write a book
>buy elephant rifle >buy one round >buy finger print scanning safe >put rest of money in safe, scan with finger print >keep enough money for (read on) >pay for double-hand skin graph >ask to have finger skin removed and replaced with somebody else's skin
With approximately $(X), anything is possible.
>ask to keep my old skin >hire top taquero to make his best tacos >ask him to use a select cut of meat along with his (my choice) pork barbacoa >give him the skin >I have the stomach rumblies, that only hands can satisfy >have best skin-tacos I will ever have ever again >have safe sunk into deeper part of the sea and hidden somewhere deep within the Titanic >get a cheap Motel 6 room, a fine bottle of wine, and blow my entire upper body off (google what an elephant rifle is) with gun
The rest of the money?
>future Titanic expedition >researchers find (newly discovered, hidden by yours truly) safe >plan out for someone of that generation to say what is in it
>>25685024 >Take annuity >Hire accounting firm to help with money >Buy a chateau with lots of acreage >Buy mom a house >Buy close friends a few cool things >Fly friends out to Chateau when I am bored >Buy 2016 Challenger Hellcat >Travel >Start an NGO that will keep me busy and be a tax write off >Trade, sell, and restore rare cars.
>>25685788 People with money can pay other people to make problems disappear.
You know how on Law & Order the detectives solve the case by tracking money from a guy's bank account >Hey, 50k is missing from his bank account, what was the hitmans price? 50k! Or someone snitches on the guy who put you in touch with him who knows the guy who set up the hit?
Yeah that doesn't happen in real life. And forensic accounting doesn't work when you're so rich that you have all this money in petty cash.
>>25685186 You could do something similar if you moved somewhere like iceland. It would be neat to be the guy who gave everyone a lot of money. I don't think you'd have an unhappy day if you spent the rest of your life in the country after doing that.
>>25686160 In other countries you can collect anonymously for reasons like that.
In America though you can't do that, it's for publicity purposes.
If I won I'd wait a month or so to collect so I could grow out the biggest allah snackbar beard I could, wear a cowboy hat and sunglasses to collect my giant check and either just give my initials or my middle name for their publicity pictures.
It's not foolproof but it would stop the most obvious wave of shit.
>>25686237 >In America though you can't do that, it's for publicity purposes.
I love this country. But there are some things about the culture that I hate so much with a fucking undying anger.
Anyhoo, back on topic! I would: >pay off all the debts of myself and every single person in my family >everybody who needs a new car gets a new car, everybody who needs a better house gets a better house >don't give them any of the money >but tell them to come to me if they ever have serious financial troubles >move to an area of the country where the climate and everything is to my liking >get a sweet custom home built >a few cars >put together a sweet arcade in my giant basement >do some traveling >hire somebody to basically be a live-in maid/sex on demand >invest some of it
My ideal life wouldn't even require that much. Most of the money would probably just end up sitting in the bank.
>Panic for a while >Call my dad asking him what the fuck to do >Pay my bills >Pay off tuition for the rest of my education >Pay parents back for tuition money, help with rent, other things >Rub twin brother's nose in it >???
i really can't even imagine spending that much. i mean i know the winner won't come up with anywhere near 1.3 billion when all is said and done, but shit, even if that's knocked down to like 300 million I seriously cannot think of a reasonable way to spend that much money. it's downright silly
>>25685024 >buy island >build houses >market area to white residents that aren't very bright and not obnoxiously stupid >buy militia >declare independence >use propaganda to gain support >let any people who will rock the boat leave >slowly begin changing from governor to dictator >slowly seal island off from contact with the outside world >slowly start slipping into the propaganda that young women will be happier if they join the great leader's "family" >eventually end up with a harem of qts and my own country of loyal followers
>enjoy light based computers that are millions of times faster than current ones http://archive.unews.utah.edu/news_releases/silicon-photonics/ >enjoy light bulb transmitted internet (li-fi) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHWIZsIBj3Q [Embed] >enjoy advancements in other fields because computers can solve more complicated problems for us in all fields including medical, physics, genetics, systematizing, etc
>Rent helicopter >Fly around major urban areas and drop stacks of cash >attract Zombie-like army following my helicopter as anarchy ensues below Then write about how it was a "social experiment," become rich in my own right.
I'd give a million dollars to everyone I knew, just so I could know that I had SOME effect on people's lives, instead of just hording it all to myself, because you know, I'd still have at least $25m left (if I even knew 500+ actual friends) after taxes, to which I'd just pursue college comfortably, or just buy a house and die by myself like I want.
>>25685024 Pay off my house in California, buy a house in Germany, and maybe a yacht docked in Sicily, put 5 million or so in two trusts for the kids, and hire a nanny/au pair so we can start planning our trip around the world. Nanny and kids coming with. Oh yeah, and new fridge and Washing machine.
>>25685024 Pay for an anon I've been talking with to go to a top tier medical school and ask if we can be roomates in a nice spacy apartment that I'd pay for entirely. Invest the rest so that I can focus on learning crafts on my own. Get tons of sleep.
>Take out about 10 million for personal expenditures for the rest of my life >pay plenty of coin to have a live broadcast played in front of the entire nation >on that live broadcast I burn the rest of the money while laughing about how much it must suck to be a wagecuck
well heres how i would start >buy a compound in nevada or something. >outfit it with nice ass pool etc >get a personal chef/butler >buy 3 corgis, 3 bichons, and 3 shiba inus >have butler feed/clean/groom/train them. >play with the pupps most of the time >buy a good gaming rig so i can do that >invest in a mmj grow op to bring money and lots of weed in >spend my days chilling in my house with my puppers, pursuing various hobbies, playing vidya.
>>25685024 I would buy my very own gated community. I would create my own customized town and pay people to live their and act certain roles within this town. Everyone would be super nice to me every day and everything would go according to a certain schedule I have set in place.
I would have people star as my friends and we would go out in a night club in this community where various women approach me but I refuse them all. Everyone would constantly look up to me and compliment me but I'm just good old me. All of the people living in this town would be actors except one. That one would be my oneitis, the girl protagonist. Every single person in this town is hired by me except the protagonist girl and I have to slowly win her over as all other people support me and act as my wingmen. Every single thing that happens in the city is orchestrated in such a way to bring us two together and to constantly put me in good light towards her.
To do this I would lure her in with a very good rent offer and have several agents constantly try to persuade her to live in my town. If needed I would use a few hundred million to create a good college near the community so she can study there. Once she bites and takes the offer the cogs of the machines will get in motion. The entire town becomes alive the moment she steps foot in it. It will finally give me the opportunity I need to win her over and prove that I am the right man for her. The best of all, she won't know a thing. For her it will be a normal little community like any other. This finally gives me the opportunity to make a move and make her my gf, what I have always dreamed of will finally be able to come true.
>>25688817 I dont have a sister, ok I'll explain: >live alone on top of a tower in Seoul >walk around naked after shower in front of servants just for fun >maybe travel and see a lot of places not sure since I'd be alone all the time, I could just hire a chef and have nice dinners to Seoul view that's it basically, I'd probably kill myself later too holy shit I cant really think of anything else, what the fuck is wrong with me?
>Buy land & a small house/cabin. >Build large wall and hire private guards to monitor its perimeters at all times. >setup a shooting range inside the walls for my own enjoyment >buy any gun(s) I want to play with in the new range >live the neet compound life and never leave my compound. Maybe get a Bear or hyena pack. But that's a little less realistic than building a militaristic compound.
>>25689277 kek, you know just shooting guns would get you bored in a month right? /k/ fags are not because they buy like 2 or 3 guns a year, but you'd have any gun you want. unless of course you made it a sport, or studied them
>>25689404 I mean, I can rarely shoot atm due to not having money. I'd probably buy a lot of tannerite and make exploding targets occaisonally to spice things up and buy my guns monthly to not overdue them all at once. Or use a new one each month, buy every full-auto that I can for the sake of it. etc. I mean, 600Mil after taxes, don't think it'd cost too much to have a ton of fun and make my own personal ATF-esque room packed with guns and ammo. That'd be the dream anyways. If I got bored of shooting stuff, I'd probably end up playing vidya for a couple of months until I'm ready to play with guns again.
Talk to a therapist for emergency psychological counselling.
Take out a huge loan in order to pay for extensive costs I will incur before collecting the winnings
Recruit professionals such as attorneys, financial managers, brokers, economists, estate planners, tax accountants, some of which I will initially consult with prior to claiming the ticket, & others I will retain for ongoing support
Obtain the necessary forms of insurance & attorney relations to protect me from identity theft, fraud, frivolous lawsuits & other shit
Claim ticket. With this much inevitable attention &no provision to remain anonymous, I would briefly attend a press conference &/or write a press release statement. State outright that I won't be giving anyone money or donating to any charity, business, kickstarter, beggar, etc. who spams me or solicits in person, so please don't bother.
When thinking about it earlier I would have probably just taken the bus to the lottery office then taken a cab after, but with such a high profile win, I would have to find out what rich people & celebrities do when they go places, with a private driver & personal security.
Take a vacation for a month or several weeks as many sources recommend.
Return to actually collect money, deposit check, & set of long term savings/investment plans, & the best way to set aside the rest of my tax liability for a year and make tax-deductive donations against it. Opt for low risk security over volatile growth, & work with my experts to only invest in entities which have a positive environmental & labor record. Also direct much of my investing towards companies & industries I have a personal interest in, or want to have leverage over their operations.
Then I dunno, watch TV, shitpost, eat well, go places, travel, get a massage, bathe in a sauna, take vacations or buy property in places its summer right now so I can walk on the beach & go kayaking when its winter in America?
Buy 5 nice houses in: Norway, Japan, Canada, S. Korea, and Singapore. Buy a private jet. Build worlds fastest Personal Supercomputer. A Lancer Evo or a maxed Subaru Impreza. Put money in trust funds and fund some personal but profitable projects of mine in a large scale. I get to fly to any of my houses depending on my mood, and I can still makeup lost money with the invested money.
>buy my parents a big house and send them in a tour around the world >create a dev company that will create AAA ero games, grand strategy, rpgs and other stuff of my liking >produce a movie based in the battle of Lepanto and other heroic kebab removing battles >build the jaypee mansion for the anons who know nothing but the NEET life and can't survive in the outside world >invest the rest in actual profitable business because the game company, the movies and the mansion will all bleed lots of money.
I'm scared all the money would make me in a huge degenerate and I'd end getting loli slaves or something like that.
>>25689934 What would realistically happen if the winner were to burn/destroy all the cash? I mean, isn't it illegal to deface/destroy money and obviously that'd get on the news, would they arrest the winner if they did that?
>>25685024 >buy a new model year car >buy a decent-sized house >invest a bunch of it >find a cute redhead girl like this >hire her as my girlfriend/fwb >pay her $150,000 a year. >fire her after a few years >hire another cute girl >perform a COLA adjustment, pay her similar salary adjusted for inflation
>>25685024 Get the surgery I need. Buy a bit of land and build a charming little house like the picture. Give money to family. Buy an expensive tablet for drawing, a Hot Toys Iron Man figure, Twinkies and other things for the guy I like. I'd also give some money away to other people who need surgery and can't get it, so I'd hang out on those donation sites a lot. Some would go to buying all the video games and consoles I want as well as a fancy PC. Buy different kinds of expensive foods to cook new things. I don't know after that.
>>25690713 >>25690713 >I mean, isn't it illegal to deface/destroy money I was going to say just this.
But nothing is stopping you from, with the proper permits of course, buying the 100 most expensive cars money can buy, and hiring FPSRussia to blow them up in the desert live-streamed and media welcomed for the world to see
First, I'd buy a carton of cigarettes. Then, I'd account for windfall taxes, calculate how much I actually have, and donate everything except half a million. Various causes. Farm sanctuaries. Lifestraws for people in areas without clean water. People who can't afford surgery or medication. Food banks. Shelters for girls rescued from child sex trafficking. Conservation efforts. Then I'd keep going to college and wearing the same beat-up jeans, boots, and jackets that I have been for the last decade.
Fund an investigation team that makes AI, wait for inevitable dramatic story about anon falling in love with the machine as it gets more and more human This way I fulfill my own decisions while fighting for the bright future of mankind
>>25685024 >be happy at first >every person I've ever met suddenly becomes my best friend >family member tries to have me killed to get my money >house gets robbed every week >mailbox is flooded with letters from leeches using sob stories to get my money >can't leave the house >can't be seen anywhere >kill self
Besides bitch about losing almost 2 thirds of it to taxs and fees
Ether pay for my moms house to get fixed up or get her a reasonable but nice house.
Get a passport then travel the world without having to worry about money. When I get tired of that set to ether looking for a nice estate or build a comfy earthship home with some land around it. Buy a car and really nice top of the line computer and entertainment system Then spend the rest of my life doing martial arts, traveling, and chilling.
90% of the barriers to my life goals are and 70% of my problems are related to being a poorfag.
This would solve all of that and greatly improve my life. I know that I should not let material things dictate my happyness or contentment, but leaky roofs, and not being able to afford meat sometimes sucks. Nice things are nice.
>>25685024 i would buy a fantastic wife with amazing genes, take over a handful of companies, invest a bunch in Vanguard, and have a shitton of children that would be the most intelligent, good-looking, charismatic motherfuckers on the face of the planet, and we would take back the world for the white man and exterminate the rule of the ZOG forever
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