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Get a boner and say it won't go down

Get a kitchen knife and stab yourself

underage b& get off muh fucking board, reeeeeeeeeeeee!

>>25684250
Where do you live I'll protect you anon

>>25684392
St, brinklesbury

>>25684250
Just eat a bunch of shit and make yourself throw up

>>25684433
Anything In particular? Or do you mean actual shit

>>25684250

What did you do OP?
If it's that bad, I'd still face it.

>>25684506
Just shove a nigger cock down your throat and throw up.

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Calm down anon, I need some information so I can help you.

>what grade?
>bully?
>What are you facing here like a beat down? Canned? Swirling? Pantsing?
>is this solving the problem or delaying it a day?

>>25684709
11th, bully and yes it's delaying it

>>2568470>>25684709
I can elaborate on the story if that would help

>>25684250
Take your breating, youngbot. It's a coming of age thing, friend. One day you'll be a legitimate bot like the rest of us and then kill yourself. May as well feel something during the journey.

>>25684250
OP just bring a gun to school I'm sure you won't have any problems anymore.

Hold a roll of quarters in your fist when you're fighting


You'll thank me

>>25684250
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cB-uO9xE20c

Pull a knife on him
Either it will scare him off or he will take it from you and viscously murder you

If he's not insanely huge compared to u just fight him u might win. If he's a monster just run away desu ur obviously a pussy and will get killed.

>>25684250
I'm sure OP is an underage edgelord and deserves it.

A story would be nice OP
If this shit is serious, pretend to be sick with some type of stomach ache

Fight him. Keep your distance. Keep your hands up.
>BE THE FIRST ONE TO HIT AIM FOR THE FACE

Pretend someone in your family died and you had to go to the funeral

>>25684250
say that you don't wanna get your shit kicked

Urinate on his shoe, OP. URINATE ON HIS SHOE.

>>25684250
just refuse to go? that's how I dropped out.

>>25684250
say theres blood in your stool

Don't say you're sick or you'll have to hand in a doctor's note

Is be bigger than you? How big? Just sucker punch him in the throat or use a weapon.

drink household hydrogen peroxide and throw up

easy dawg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbzcWm0PxuQ

>>25684818
If all staying home will do is delay it then there is no point to stay home. The needless stress and restlessness of knowing what's coming would ruin your day until it happened. The sooner you get it over the sooner you can move on from it.

>>25684250
Just fight you fucking puss
Better to get beaten and show you have a pair
Most people don't know how to spar

>>25685118
I can't tell which is betterit's the killing

Here's what I did when a bully was going to kick my shit in: talk to your dad, tell him what's going on. If he's anything like mine he'll beat the shit out of you for being a pussy and that way your face is too fucked up and the bully won't want to have sloppy seconds. Worked for me in school.

>>25685562
This just makes practical sense. I honestly can't fathom people who put off their tribulations knowing they will inevitably cone to pass... just get it over with m8 or just go kill the kid with poison or something

Fight him. If you lose,at least you took it like a man.

USE YOUR FUCKING LEGS. Everybody wants to throw haymakers. Stay tight,in control.Use your legs,aim kicks at his shins and inside of his knees.Keep your distance and keep moving diagonally.

Good luck OP

YOU'RE EXPELLED

A death in the family.

>yours

>>25687610
But in all seriousness though, fake your own death. Then you can go off grid and live as a neet forever.