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Is there a female equivalent of a neckbeard?
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Is there a female equivalent of a neckbeard?

Like, a woman who is completely undesirable to men all across the board.
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>>25683857
You would have to be a literal morbidly obese disgusting 0.1/10 female to have an experience comparable to a sub 5/10 male
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Here ya go. This should help.
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>>25683891
This is quite depressing.

So a 5/10 male is equivalent to a 2/10 female, respectively?
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>>25683857
Fat tumblr feminist.
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Nope! Also I would fuck the shit out of the girl in the article, old fat ladies are the fucking best.
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>>25683915
She is absolutely not the female equip of a neckbeard.

90% of her routine is how much dick she gets in spite of her being fat and below average.
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No because any woman will find a man that will have sex with her

Ugly? Yep
Poor? Yep
Introverted? Aww she's so cute and shy
Tall? Hot
Old? Milf, love it
Short? Love it
Fat? Most definitely
Autistic? Sure
Retarded, like literally downs syndrome retarded? You betcha
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>>25683928
Your argument is invalid, I fuck fat tumblr feminists almost exclusively
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>>25683977
The only thing I can think of when I see that is the fucking horrendous smell.
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>>25683977
those nipples are fucking awful wtf
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A legbeard.
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>>25683977
I'm sorry
OC donut steel
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>>25683928
Not even close, there is no answer to OP as any woman can get laid. Visit a third world country and see the deformed things that have children, same applies to men but they are often taken advantage of which again just applies to all disabled people.
Neckbeards also get sex, the true robot is a paradox of this for several reasons and Ot would take some time to explain why.
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>>25683977
What the fuck is this? Fucking spoiler this
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>>25683891
Nope
Look at
>my 600lb life
All these 600+lb disgusting women have husbands and boyfriends
Their personalities match their body
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>>25684031
>would take some time to explain why
I'll take a crack

Too self-aware and prideful to have standards that are in the toilet, but too neurotic and self-loathing to bond with normal women
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>>25684049
Post your body right now or get the fuck out of my thread.
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>>25683977
Is there a tag I can use pn tumblr to get sluts like this? I need it for research.
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>>25684068
>i date pedophiles and spousal abusers and complain about men being terrible.jpg
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>>25683977
You're disgusting, please post pics from your private collection you lying fuck.
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>>25684065
Always got to make things simple don't you friend? I won't deny it.
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>>25684055
Sure, they can have them but they're not gonna be Chads by any means
I just meant that a woman would have to be in lowest possible tier of physical attractiveness to have an experience even slightly comparable to that of an average to below average looking male
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No, any girl can find someone, their only struggle is choosing between their several suitors.
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>>25684174
Ah yes I see what you mean
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>>25683928
You are 100% erroneous in your assumption.
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>>25683964
Crippled, old, trans, manish trans, dead, beachball. There are millions of men with low enough standards to fuck these.
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>>25684358
I would like to see some evidence that they had sex with strangers. Fat women on tumblr make up shit all the time, such as thyroid issues.
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>>25683857
Borderline Personality Disorder.
Its the most fucking unattractive thing a woman can have.
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>>25684514
guys still willingly date them and get burned by them

it's crazy
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>>25684514
What is it?

blox
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>>25684113

Just whore yourself out to a rich old man and you'll live happily ever after. You're at least a 3.
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>>25684004
You can put peppermint oil under your nose bro
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>>25684680
2 thirsty 2 read?
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>>25684133
Don't have any pics of em, although one did post nudes on her tumblr before she deleted it. I could tell you some horror stories about her.

>>25684087
I didn't meet any of the ones I've been with through tumblr, it was almost always okcupid. The ones I met were all total weeaboos, so find the girls in the Jojo or onepunch man fandoms and its like an 80% chance they're delicious fat tumblr feminists.
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>>25685947
Greentext me famalam
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me probably? I know I'm not unattractive but I am pretty tiny (5'2" ~95 lbs) and so I kind of look like a little kid

so unless you count pedos and weebs as men (which they most certainly are not) I'm unattractive to everyone
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>>25686005
Alright, you got it. She kinda looked like the girl in that pic in the last post, actually

>I'm a fat neckbeard scumbag weeaboo
>Looking for fat tumblr feminists on okcupid because they're my favorite
>visit the profile of a girl who is online
>she fits the bill exactly
>she messages me not two minutes into me reading her profile
>"let's watch anime together!"
>bruh, I'm in
>talk on Skype for a couple days
>she pretty much confirms she's DTF
>go over to her parents place
>she's sitting on the porch wearing a kigurumi and smoking a cigarette
>she looks about 12 despite being 19
>We watch anime for maybe 15 minutes before my dick is in her mouth on the couch
>as I take her clothes off I notice she smells a little funky
>brush it off and fuck her anyway
>the next time I went over there I realized how bad her hygiene really was
>came to her house late at night
>she leads me to her room
>it's like walking into an episode of hoarders
>floor is covered in crusty panties, food garbage and cigarette butts
>fuck her on her nasty ass mattress and my god she fucking reeks
>find out she showers maybe once a week and wears the same clothes for 3 or 4 days in a row
>also while we were fucking I knocked over a beer bottle and it spilled beer with a bunch of mold in it, she just told me to ignore it and keep going
>bitch was a real life neet fujoshi
>she smells awful but I fuck her anyway because while the smell was terrible it was pretty hot anyway since she was freaky
>I go over one more time
>We go into her room and get on the bed
>she says to me "I want to fuck but I might be on my period. Hold on, let me check."
>she reaches her hand into her panties
>pulls it back out to reveal two blood covered fingers
>"yep, I sure am!" she proclaims proudly
>she pops the two fingers in her mouth and licks off the blood like it was cheeto dust
>spent the next two hours smoking weed and watching cartoons with her

I didn't come back after that.
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>>25686100
>(5'2" ~95 lbs) and so I kind of look like a little kid
2 bad you're not a pocket sized gf with huge tatas
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>>25684514
Tons of guys willingly enter actual relationships with crazy bitches. Tons of guys love legitimately crazy bitches.
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>>25686534
That.

Is fucking.

Disgusting.

Jesus Christ, why???
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>>25686534
>floor is covered in crusty panties, food garbage and cigarette butts
>she says to me "I want to fuck but I might be on my period. Hold on, let me check."
>she reaches her hand into her panties
>pulls it back out to reveal two blood covered fingers
I have so many regrets, first is asking you to write this shit.
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>>25686534
I'd give the chick in that pic a couple pumps, tbqh. I hear fat girl pussy is really hot and wet.

Also,

>she's sitting on the porch wearing a kigurumi and smoking a cigarette

I don't know why, but this single line made my belief in your story go up 100%, kek.
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>>25686534
this is a classic story heard it on some diet tier you tubers channel
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>>25683857
>40+ replies
>no mention of Lena Dunham
C'mon guys, remember Lena Dunham?
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>>25687288
Nah, if you turn her around and push her face to the sheets, you're good
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>>25683977
>Those 'things' that used to be nipples

OH MY FUCKING GOD
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theyre called Legbeards
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>>25687288
If anyone would willingly fuck >>25683977
they'd have no problem fucking Lena Dunham
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>>25686534
>you fucked a girl

Please leave, you wonderful normie.
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>>25686534
>>25686921
>>25687040
>>25687201
>>25687278

You guys are all aware that's a classic greentext, right?
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>>25687201
Pretty sure kigu with nothing underneath was all she wore if she didn't have to go out in public.

>>25687278
>>25688152
I greentexted it once a couple years ago, but I'm sure I'm not the first guy this has happened to.
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>>25684152
Woah, the super autist is real?
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>>25688370
That guy is how I picture every single autist who frequents this board.
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>>25686100
>"I'm so lonely"
>I'll date you!
>"Fuck off pedo"
Every fucking time.
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>>25687513
I never understood this mentality. There are threads all the time about how to be a normie and robots saying they want to be normal, but then actual normal who could give advice are told to leave. Kinda like how /r9k/ loves to hate women but then women are all the board ever talks about.
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>>25684016
seriously. they look like the surface of pluto
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>>25687451
>Lena Dunham
that filthy kike is a rapists pedo and should be sent to prison.
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>>25688808
It's a revolving door. Once the robots earn their normdom, they need to get the fuck out ree

that's how things work here.
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Burn victim/extreme facial deformity
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>>25688964
not so fast, shitlord
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>>25684049
>tfw you agree with mystery
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>>25688873
That may be so, but that certainly won't stop guys from wanting to fuck her.
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No because women have all the power for sex.

Honey Boo Boo's mom, remember her?, is a far mess. Ugly and nasty. All of her kids have different fathers. She isn't sure who fathered one of her kids.

The women on 600 Pound Life have boyfriends. The one guy was married, but he also got fat later. The other guys have been alone.

Women cannot be alone. It is impossible. Reddit 4everabone is loaded with "alone" women who meet a guy the first time they go out
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>>25684113

I bet those tits looked nice when they were flat loli ones.
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>>25686534
Aaarrrrrrrrrrrrrkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

original comment commentaire original
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>>25686100

You deserve to be alone.
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>>25683857
>people fucked that
who? why? do other men have no shame?
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>>25686534

Tumblr is like female /r9k/, isnt it?
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>>25683857
Unless she somehow has all her orifices sew shut, no.
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>>25683915
i wanna fuck her so bad
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>>25689312
Tumblr is more like the female version of /pol/
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>>25689245
Do you honestly think any men that aren't fat and ugly are fucking that?
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>>25689983

kek

>It's the white men! It's always the WHITE MEN!
>Tumblr is always right (because anyone else is mansplaining)
>IT'S TRIGGERING!!!!!! (with Bernie Sanders image)
>So paranoid of man-shills they invent new words like walrusing and lanterning or some shit to explain anything they don't like
>Entirely composed of women and fags, and so becomes far-left wing
>we must preserve diversity and create a homeland for brown people in white countries
etc

You are correct, it is the female equivalent of /pol/
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