>Work up the courage to go to an Animal Collective concert alone after reading a thread like this and people say no one cares if you're alone >I turn up a couple minutes late >As I walk into the event, the whole crowd turns to look at me >One of them yells "HOLY SHIT, HE'S ALONE!" >Whole event laughing hysterically as I take my seat >Calls of "weirdo," "creeper," etc. >Want to die >After the concert, the entire audience mobs me in the hallway >They start dancing in circles around me, chanting deliriously and laughing >They start singing a nursery rhyme about how only virgins go to concerts alone and how I should kill myself >I can't get away because they've joined hands and won't let me escape >They start throwing their drinks and candy and stuff at me >"HAHA LOOK AT THE LOSER GETTING STICKY" >Security comes by >They look mad but then they see me in the middle of the crowd >One of them says "wait, did that fucker come here alone?" >Security joins in, start using supersoakers to shoot artificial butter at me >I'm lying in the fetal position sobbing at this point >The dancing and chanting continues for over 13 hours >I'm completely covered in soda, butter, and bits of candy >Black guy goes "NIGGA LOOKS LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE!" >Crowd finally disperses >Panda Bear comes by >Leans down, whispers in my ear "Never come here again" >All I can do is whimper yes sir
>get fucking pissed on expensive concert beer i had my older cousin buy me at some faggy slipknot show when i was 18 >sitting back in the stands >start shouting my head off and doing the metal growl incoherently >make an absolute ass of myself >in a hoarse voice ask the qt sitting next to me for her number >she puts it in my phone >its a fake number
>going to a concert with people >trying to talk to them or interact with them when music is fucking blaring in your ears
I went to a show once with my brothers and one of my brothers friends. Honestly the smoke and noise aside, my brothers and I got shit faced, I unfortunately the least shit face and ending up baby sitting them and making sure they didn't get mugged or wind up in jail.
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