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>going to a concert
>alone
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>Work up the courage to go to an Animal Collective concert alone after reading a thread like this and people say no one cares if you're alone
>I turn up a couple minutes late
>As I walk into the event, the whole crowd turns to look at me
>One of them yells "HOLY SHIT, HE'S ALONE!"
>Whole event laughing hysterically as I take my seat
>Calls of "weirdo," "creeper," etc.
>Want to die
>After the concert, the entire audience mobs me in the hallway
>They start dancing in circles around me, chanting deliriously and laughing
>They start singing a nursery rhyme about how only virgins go to concerts alone and how I should kill myself
>I can't get away because they've joined hands and won't let me escape
>They start throwing their drinks and candy and stuff at me
>"HAHA LOOK AT THE LOSER GETTING STICKY"
>Security comes by
>They look mad but then they see me in the middle of the crowd
>One of them says "wait, did that fucker come here alone?"
>Security joins in, start using supersoakers to shoot artificial butter at me
>I'm lying in the fetal position sobbing at this point
>The dancing and chanting continues for over 13 hours
>I'm completely covered in soda, butter, and bits of candy
>Black guy goes "NIGGA LOOKS LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE!"
>Crowd finally disperses
>Panda Bear comes by
>Leans down, whispers in my ear "Never come here again"
>All I can do is whimper yes sir
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>get fucking pissed on expensive concert beer i had my older cousin buy me at some faggy slipknot show when i was 18
>sitting back in the stands
>start shouting my head off and doing the metal growl incoherently
>make an absolute ass of myself
>in a hoarse voice ask the qt sitting next to me for her number
>she puts it in my phone
>its a fake number

fucking hell
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>going to a concert with people
>trying to talk to them or interact with them when music is fucking blaring in your ears

I went to a show once with my brothers and one of my brothers friends. Honestly the smoke and noise aside, my brothers and I got shit faced, I unfortunately the least shit face and ending up baby sitting them and making sure they didn't get mugged or wind up in jail.
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>>25683493
I felt like the feel guy in the image.
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It's not that bad. Once the music starts you forget you're alone.
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I-I like going to concerts alone
I can dance and don't have to worry about losing a stupid friend
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>>25683471
>he typed this unfunny garbage out
>alone
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Also, it's in a small venue, nothing big or anything.
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>>25683474
The problem here was that you went to a show with seating.
GA or nothing mate
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>>25683583
>what is copypasta
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