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ITT: Post literally you: the character.
Both pic related and Sans from the same game
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pic related, combined with creepy susie
coldsteel doesn't even seem that edgy next to me
Never played, but saw on Steam's F2P sect. today and went through screens.

>/r9k/: The Game
Everyone here is Shinji. Or the male version of Asuka.
I've been told several times that I look like this character.
Everyone here is a homo?
>inb4 tumblr
I just typed in shinji gay on google senpai
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it's like looking in the mirror every time
sans and burgerpants are completely different in terms of motivation, aspirations, and attitude though.
> whiny and over sensitive
> annoying younger half sibling
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sauce: anohana
Except not buff
Can I duck your mouth?
>you can almost hear /v/ and twitter exploding at the same time
he might be schizphrenic or have borderline personality disorder don't fuck with him nigger I'm a verified SJW I will f u c k y o u u p
No one believes you, try harder next time
Gamergate bullshit aside, that game explains depression better than any other I've seen.

What the fuck is this game

it looks like a point and click

I dont think Shinji is gay. But that angel was the only one that ever told him he loved him, so Shinji just kind of fell for him.

Like all of /r9k/ would.
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Minus the actual shooting shit and fighting people
>inb4 he's a robot and has no defining characteristics
that's why
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-> pls end me now <-

Holy shit, Whirt (I think thats his name?) is definitely a robot.

Push over, indecisive, beta as fuck, got cucked.
>liked Evangelion
>an hero'd

Was Robin Williams a robot?

P.S. One Hour Photo is his best movie.
He kissed the redhead and touched the living corpse's boob and did virtually nothing about it.

>ends up falling for a dude
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But I'm male
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Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs? I know I'm not.
>Was Robin Williams a robot?
No, because he still had the balls to kill himself.
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This except being a dude.

Because he's beta as fuck. Thats why he didnt do shit. Didnt he jack off to Rei sleeping?

>ends up falling for a dude

Most people here would too, if a guy was the only one that was even remotely interested in them.
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How can you look like an anime character?
They all look the same, pointy chins and huge eyes.
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i'm probably going to die this year
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Baron not peach
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>tfw can't be a true robot because too much empathy
>can't be a normie because empathy is hidden under layers of sarcasm and vitriol
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Please be in Cali

but i barely talk and people say i'm mysterious while i all do is stay in my home

so anything related tb.h
Shinji is GOAT, due to his undeniable autism, but I can't claim that level of emotional damage.
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I am too conscious
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>Kind of like him I guess
Mark is the definitive TV robot.
Original American shinji.
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>try to take it easy
>shit always happens
>just want to live the cozy life
I actually do live in Florida, what a strange coincidence.
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Minus the good looks, real life friends, moral support, his own apartment and his smoking habit, he's pretty much 1:1.
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Fat, ugly, stupid, and unemployed. Sadly, I relate mostly with this character.
Except I'm probably not as smart as him
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>tfw all I want to do is create a dream world where everyone is happy
this desu. I just want to relax and not be bothered by people.
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Jeff Winger probably.
>Shut in
>Live in a basement
>Don't usually interact with people
>Strange, a bit nut
>Destroy anything whether it's accidentally or not
Other than that I like to play some games and I am mostly bored.
Edgefag over here
>run away from girls.
>keep fit.
>can cook.
> love swords.
>survived several near death experiences.
>bunch of tramas its funny.
>Wants to be a hero of justice.
>have a comfy home left by dad.
>will someday hopefully reach archa status.
I'm pretty critical in my sense of justice though.
>Archa status is alot of damn work.
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I'm Velma almost to a T.
Except I'm not a secret lesbian.
I'm an open one
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>tfw you realize you no better than a retard.
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Although I would rather be like Gandalf
What is up with that weird style?
I'm kinda smart, self-absored, and a healthy sense of humor
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He jack'd off to a comatose asuka after he accidentally expose her tits. Before that he tried to kiss her while she was sleeping
The original wojack
>tfw you're irl charlie brown
I've heard a lot of people have that complaint but I don't see it. I think people think it looks odd because it didn't seem at all influenced by the Adventure Time style which has been heavily prevalent for the last five or six years now.
Except I don't think I would fight too well. I'd probably try to jump on someone so my bulk knocks them down and take the biggest bite I can out of their neck. If that doesn't work I probably lose.
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It's honestly really weird how much me and umaru have in common.
>i also play a lot of vidya
>try to act as normal as possible outside of my house
>considered attractive
>lowkey goes home to no social life
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Shinji = stealth autist?

How would you even get mad at him? I mean, the sheer amount of emotional and psychological issues is enormous. Coupled with the fact that a 29 year old woman is trying to fuck him.
>falls to easy into obsession over a girl
>acts like an ass to everyone but people who can help him
>acts childish at times
>doesn't really understand what is going on
>too ahead of the loop /fa/wise for the normalfags
>good looking in a strange way
>tfw no tomboy/bisexual gf
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not counting his insane reaction time tbqh
But are you a cute little girl?

She has four friends who come around her pretty much every other day. She has a social life.
He's annoying when he whines and cries, I don't understand how people relate to him, just pilot the damn eva.
Do you mind explaining?
This guy if it helps you to explain why I don't understand.
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I don't think any explanation is needed.
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Maybe that anon is like me, and has a "me IRL" and "me on the internet" character.
Don't bring the feels please :^(
no, I actually have a social life. Im just not willing to actually bring anyone over to my house, where i will most likely act like my normal self.
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Trying to be really honest here. I'm alot like eor. I am a pretty big downer and all I really do is complain and annoy the people around me. I could change my life, I could go out and make my life better or do something about it, but I'd rather just stay home in self loathing.
Ebina, spiky hair girl and her brother's friends routinely visit her house.
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I relate a lot to the Spartans. I spent my childhood and teenage years focused only on my mission of doing well in academics. Now that I am all grown up, I realized that I am only a machine. People look to me with awe because of what I've accomplished so far, but they don't know I'm broken inside.
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I'm intelligent, nihilistic and a wicked sense of humor. I'd apply myself more however I'm smart but lazy
feels anon :,,,,(
IIRC, the eva that he pilots is the same one that killed his mother. But he feels like he has to do it because otherwise he is basically no one.
I'll take the bait
You can't be fucking serious.
Okay, thanks for the clarification.
yeah.. ive seen the anime.

okay, so theres minor differences between us, but still.
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it's a pretty old meme tbqh
We look exactly the same both physically and facially.
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But I don't smoke yet
Yeah, I'm not even a fan of Evangelion, but I love Shinji as a character. He is the worst-case scenario of what a robot can be.
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>I'm useless, but not for long the future is coming on
Same. I identified with Reki so hard, it's like she could be a real person. I definitely don't feel that way with anime in general.
Someone post a confused paranoid autistic little shit in a grown man body because that would be me.
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im pretty much kyon 100%.
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this was as close as I could get
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hikigaya hachiman
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We're both passive guys with a thing for tough soldier chicks.
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This is honestly me
The only difference IMO is that I don't even put effort in fixing my life because I always think it will be pointless
were those snow troopers even in the movie?
I got my first real job

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I just want to be cool
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to be original, senfam.
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Damn it why couldn't the gas station cashier have kept it to himself
It is. Is a very lazy version of choose your own adventure
Whatever comes next I dont care about it
>tfw when you're poor, cry all the time, and have issues with gambling.
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Multiple people have told me I'm this guy, but not quite as healthy.
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100% accurate representation

You wouldn''t find a person equivalent to her on here.
Zoe? Is that you?

Pic related, its me.
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I do nothing all day every day
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Watching this show really takes me back to my days in high school.
Minus the cute girls and club activities.
so basically nothing like him. kek
Its because it looks like a shitty animu version of the shitty hanna barbara animation
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Minus the happy ending she got.
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me on the left
nigger nigger nigger original ococococ nigger nigger
Well I have the same personality but my actions are nothing like his of course.
I just avoided everyone and barely attended classes.
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Minus the wealth and former fame
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Not quite so over-the-top as her but basically yeah. Maybe a hint of that spacey Luna Lovegood too. I mostly keep to myself and my vidya and have a small group of friends i chat regularly with that i met through Steam. Wine keeps extra boredom away until i find a husband.
and the penis
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fucking semen demon

>romantically retarded
>not photogenic but neither absolutely disgusting, intimidating-ish/repelling deadfish eyes
>preference of working alone
>self-absorbed for the most part
>snarky and rebellious
>derive various personal opinions from others (like there's meaning in experiencing not participating if there's any in simply participating)
>tend to blow up in references of weeb stuff at times, especially in monologues
>inferiority complex
>ends justify means attitude
>reject invitations by default, subconsciously thinking I'll just be laughed at or something
>hate the "show the most perfect self of yours in public" game
>want to be a househusband

I don't know, Light Yagami is a close contender since I would go nuts like him with that book, but then there's not much to go about him, for him I fit:
bretty gud english for someone from a country known to be shit at it
taller than average
prone to overconfidence
hair color
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I'm Ness, except my psychic powers is called "schizophrenia"
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The only difference between us is that I at least have the self awareness to see how cringy and stupid I am, but usually only after the fact.
shit nigga, isn't the eva essentially his mother?
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She annoyed the hell out of me though.

look no further, I will be your husband
so is Acyka's eva
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>wife and kid are gone
>booze and pills numb the pain
if you don't have a harem of girls liking you, you are nothing similar to 8man. Your are just a side character in your own life.
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She's actually a narcissistic bitch
>romantically retarded
I literally had one girl shoot seductive gazes at least for 3 hours every single week for 3 years, somewhat less in the last high school year

then there were a couple of more girls somewhat hinting themselves onto me, but I can only handle platonic acquaintanceships because I believe they deserve better than an oddball, as well as bullying experience has made me unable to come out of comfort zone to even seriously consider asking someone out

I literally had a case like Hachiman where I idealized a girl and did nothing about it until that fabrication collapsed on itself
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Multiple people have told me this. But I'm a redhead now so not so much looks wise any more I guess.
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>attracted by life of materialism but have hit rock bottom
>combat nobody because life is boring and adrenaline makes you feel alive
>twisted desires

I'm very much like him save for split personalities
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Pls be my gf

Oregano commitatus
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I even have a similar suit.
I can't think of a character that defines me and it's unsettling.
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simply ebin xD
I'm the background character that no one cares about.
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Do a different martial art, and have not been in any world martial art tournaments, but other then that pretty similar.

The irony is I don't actually like using him much in VF, I am more of a Kage-Maru user, with Akira being close to the bottom of the list of characters I use
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If I was a teacher, I would be just like adachi minus the whole serial killer thing obviously
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>tortures/kills animals
>entitled snob
>smug as all hell
>was literally poisoned
>hate my uncle

I sort of see it now, my brother was the first to bring it up, and then a couple of more said so. Whatever desu fampai.
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