ITT: Post literally you: the character.
Both pic related and Sans from the same game
pic related, combined with creepy susie
coldsteel doesn't even seem that edgy next to me
Never played, but saw on Steam's F2P sect. today and went through screens.
>/r9k/: The Game
I've been told several times that I look like this character.
Everyone here is a homo?
I just typed in shinji gay on google senpai
> whiny and over sensitive
> annoying younger half sibling
Except not buff
Minus the actual shooting shit and fighting people
>inb4 he's a robot and has no defining characteristics
Because he's beta as fuck. Thats why he didnt do shit. Didnt he jack off to Rei sleeping?
>ends up falling for a dude
Most people here would too, if a guy was the only one that was even remotely interested in them.
How can you look like an anime character?
They all look the same, pointy chins and huge eyes.
>tfw can't be a true robot because too much empathy
>can't be a normie because empathy is hidden under layers of sarcasm and vitriol
>try to take it easy
>shit always happens
>just want to live the cozy life
Minus the good looks, real life friends, moral support, his own apartment and his smoking habit, he's pretty much 1:1.
Fat, ugly, stupid, and unemployed. Sadly, I relate mostly with this character.
Except I'm probably not as smart as him
>tfw all I want to do is create a dream world where everyone is happy
>Live in a basement
>Don't usually interact with people
>Strange, a bit nut
>Destroy anything whether it's accidentally or not
Other than that I like to play some games and I am mostly bored.
>run away from girls.
> love swords.
>survived several near death experiences.
>bunch of tramas its funny.
>Wants to be a hero of justice.
>have a comfy home left by dad.
>will someday hopefully reach archa status.
I'm pretty critical in my sense of justice though.
>Archa status is alot of damn work.
I'm Velma almost to a T.
Except I'm not a secret lesbian.
I'm an open one
I'm kinda smart, self-absored, and a healthy sense of humor
He jack'd off to a comatose asuka after he accidentally expose her tits. Before that he tried to kiss her while she was sleeping
I've heard a lot of people have that complaint but I don't see it. I think people think it looks odd because it didn't seem at all influenced by the Adventure Time style which has been heavily prevalent for the last five or six years now.
Except I don't think I would fight too well. I'd probably try to jump on someone so my bulk knocks them down and take the biggest bite I can out of their neck. If that doesn't work I probably lose.
It's honestly really weird how much me and umaru have in common.
>i also play a lot of vidya
>try to act as normal as possible outside of my house
>lowkey goes home to no social life
Shinji = stealth autist?
How would you even get mad at him? I mean, the sheer amount of emotional and psychological issues is enormous. Coupled with the fact that a 29 year old woman is trying to fuck him.
>falls to easy into obsession over a girl
>acts like an ass to everyone but people who can help him
>acts childish at times
>doesn't really understand what is going on
>too ahead of the loop /fa/wise for the normalfags
>good looking in a strange way
>tfw no tomboy/bisexual gf
not counting his insane reaction time tbqh
He's annoying when he whines and cries, I don't understand how people relate to him, just pilot the damn eva.
Do you mind explaining?
This guy if it helps you to explain why I don't understand.
Maybe that anon is like me, and has a "me IRL" and "me on the internet" character.
Trying to be really honest here. I'm alot like eor. I am a pretty big downer and all I really do is complain and annoy the people around me. I could change my life, I could go out and make my life better or do something about it, but I'd rather just stay home in self loathing.
I relate a lot to the Spartans. I spent my childhood and teenage years focused only on my mission of doing well in academics. Now that I am all grown up, I realized that I am only a machine. People look to me with awe because of what I've accomplished so far, but they don't know I'm broken inside.
I'm intelligent, nihilistic and a wicked sense of humor. I'd apply myself more however I'm smart but lazy
We look exactly the same both physically and facially.
We're both passive guys with a thing for tough soldier chicks.
Damn it why couldn't the gas station cashier have kept it to himself
>tfw when you're poor, cry all the time, and have issues with gambling.
Multiple people have told me I'm this guy, but not quite as healthy.
Zoe? Is that you?
Pic related, its me.
Watching this show really takes me back to my days in high school.
Minus the cute girls and club activities.
me on the left
nigger nigger nigger original ococococ nigger nigger
Not quite so over-the-top as her but basically yeah. Maybe a hint of that spacey Luna Lovegood too. I mostly keep to myself and my vidya and have a small group of friends i chat regularly with that i met through Steam. Wine keeps extra boredom away until i find a husband.
fucking semen demon
>not photogenic but neither absolutely disgusting, intimidating-ish/repelling deadfish eyes
>preference of working alone
>self-absorbed for the most part
>snarky and rebellious
>derive various personal opinions from others (like there's meaning in experiencing not participating if there's any in simply participating)
>tend to blow up in references of weeb stuff at times, especially in monologues
>ends justify means attitude
>reject invitations by default, subconsciously thinking I'll just be laughed at or something
>hate the "show the most perfect self of yours in public" game
>want to be a househusband
I don't know, Light Yagami is a close contender since I would go nuts like him with that book, but then there's not much to go about him, for him I fit:
bretty gud english for someone from a country known to be shit at it
taller than average
prone to overconfidence
I'm Ness, except my psychic powers is called "schizophrenia"
The only difference between us is that I at least have the self awareness to see how cringy and stupid I am, but usually only after the fact.
She annoyed the hell out of me though.
I literally had one girl shoot seductive gazes at least for 3 hours every single week for 3 years, somewhat less in the last high school year
then there were a couple of more girls somewhat hinting themselves onto me, but I can only handle platonic acquaintanceships because I believe they deserve better than an oddball, as well as bullying experience has made me unable to come out of comfort zone to even seriously consider asking someone out
I literally had a case like Hachiman where I idealized a girl and did nothing about it until that fabrication collapsed on itself
Multiple people have told me this. But I'm a redhead now so not so much looks wise any more I guess.
>attracted by life of materialism but have hit rock bottom
>combat nobody because life is boring and adrenaline makes you feel alive
I'm very much like him save for
Do a different martial art, and have not been in any world martial art tournaments, but other then that pretty similar.
The irony is I don't actually like using him much in VF, I am more of a Kage-Maru user, with Akira being close to the bottom of the list of characters I use
If I was a teacher, I would be just like adachi
minus the whole serial killer thing obviously
>smug as all hell
>was literally poisoned
>hate my uncle
I sort of see it now, my brother was the first to bring it up, and then a couple of more said so. Whatever desu fampai.