>why would I wash my hands bro? I didn't piss on them haha
WHY ARE NORMIES SO DISGUSTING?
WASH YOUR HANDS WHEN YOU USE THE WASHROOM WERE YOU RAISED BY APES REEEEEEE
you know piss is sterile right?
>mfw ive fingered my asshole and shook a chad's hand before
>cum on stomach while fapping
>rub it all along my crotch and hands
>put my pajamas back on and go back to browsing /r9k/
>later on when I feel like fapping again I run my hand along my sweat and cum caked cock and balls
>take a big, long sniff
>get hard immediately
it's the best feeling to be honest my family. Sometimes I'll do it lying down on my bed with the covers over my face so that I can inhale that rich, sweet scent of previous loads.
Fuck you normie cleanfag I will wipe with cheap toilet paper so my finger tears through and gets poop on it then I'll stick my hand into your bag of chips and sprinkle the crumbs back into the bag
YEAH MAN COOL PISS IS STERILE THAT'S WHY PEOPLE PISS ALL OVER THE PLACE TO CLEAN THINGS I TOTALLY BELIEVE YOU
I DON'T CARE IF PISS ACTUALLY DOES CURE AIDS, YOU'RE IN THE ROOM CALLED THE WASHROOM, IT WAS NAMED AFTER WASHING YOURSELF, IF YOU'RE NOT WASHING YOUR HANDS WHEN YOU'RE IN THE ROOM THAT HAS SOAP AND WATER AND EVERYTHING THEN WHEN DO YOU WASH YOUR HANDS?
I DO BOTh OF THOSE THINGS BUT STILL WASH MY HANDS
>not using the washrooms with doors that have a foot-handle
>not opening the doors with paper towels
>not having tissues on you at all times if the washroom doesn't have paper towels
what do you want me to do?
wash my hands because i touched my penis skin for a couple of seconds? and then i got right back to the computer with my hand in my pants.
flawless logic. im not washing my hands anymore unless some piss got on my hand or i took a shit.
ENJOY GETTING CHINESE HEPATITIS BECAUSE OF YOU 'BUILD YOUR IMMUNE SYSTEM BRO' MEME
WASH YOUR HANDS BECAUSE THERE IS LITERAL SHIT AND GERMS EVERYWHERE AND YOUR PUT YOUR HANDS EVERYWHERE ELSE
>sit at the computer, holding my dick/balls
>got to pee
>pee, holding my dick
>go back to holding my dick/balls
do you now see how retarded you are? i used to do this but then i realized it's just out of habit and it doesn't achieve anything.
I bet you're the kind of greasy plimpel ball who has never showered in his life haha
>mwf most blokes think running hands under water for 2 seconds = hand washing
soap exists for a fucking reason
>it gets rid of the most important stuff
NO IT DOESN'T IDIOT NOT UNLESS YOU JUST HAVE SAND ON YOUR HANDS
MASTURBATING ISN'T GAY BUT CONSTANTLY HAVING YOUR HAND ON YOUR DICK IS AT LEAST KIND OF RETARDED LIKE SOMETHING A CURIOUS 8 YEAR OLD WOULD DO
>NO IT DOESN'T IDIOT NOT UNLESS YOU JUST HAVE SAND ON YOUR HANDS
the only time you need to wash your hands with soap is when you got like butter or oil on your hands, because its hard to get that off with just water. other than that, just use water.
you won't die, you won't get sick. and if you do, you deserve it because your body can't handle anything. which is probably the case for you. natural selection mate. you should just kill yourself right now. you shouldn't be here.
and don't even try to tell me that i can't touch my dick in my own damn house you retard. it doesn't bother anyone.
calm the fuck down mate. you're going mad.
OH YEAH THAT'S WHY DOCTORS JUST SPRINKLE WATER ON THEIR HANDS AND WHY LIFE EXPECTATION WAS DOUBLE WHAT IT IS TODAY BEFORE THE INVENTION OF SOAP CAME ALONG AND RUINED EVERYONE'S HEALTH
>calm the fuck down mate. you're going mad.
YOU'RE THE ONE WHO REPLIED TO THIS THREAD AND WHO'S UPSET FOR BEING CALLED OUT FOR BEING THE DIRTY ANIMAL THAT YOU ARE
there are situations where you need to be sterile. but as an average joe living a normal life you don't need to worry about the amount of germs on your hands.
check out this link if you want to learn more about your disorder:
>double life expectation
this is not true. stop making things up in the hope i just believe them blindly. do you have a single fact to back that up? this argument has been discarded as untrue.
and you're still going mad in all caps. do you find it hard to get your point across?
YEAH MAN AS THE AVERAGE JOE I'M IMMUNE TO E COLY AND C DIFFICILE AND ANY OTHER DISEASES BECAUSE I RUB SHIT IN MY EYES ON A DAILY BASIS
Wash before meals unless you're using utensils and won't be touching your food. Shower at least once a month. Clean your room when it feels right. Wash your sheets, blanket, and pillowcases when it feels right. No need to change them. Don't let memelord doctors make you into a cleanfreak. I have not been given vaccines or adopted "proper hygiene" since middle school and have not gotten any illnesses beyond the common cold and the yearly fever. If a lack of hygiene was really so dangerous, our species would have gone extinct long ago.
>If a lack of hygiene was really so dangerous, our species would have gone extinct long ago.
that's because not ALL of us are piss-wiping shitbirds