I need to get out of Europe

>>25682088
>every morning i start out the day by pulling up the news and watching germany and sweden cuck themselves into oblivion
>pull up the news today, see that after importing a bunch of mudslimes sweden is debating whether or not it should conscript its own citizens to go to war on foot in syria
>take in a million migrants and then end up having to fight the war for them while they rape your women and pillage your towns
>you couldn't make this shit up
>literally burst into treats laughing my ass off

I'll fake marry you if you elope to nyc or la with me

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>>25682182
It's not funny I didn't vote for this the fucking normies did.

>>25682266
literally keking my ass off at how badly your politicians cucked you

>soon you will be going to fight mudslimes while their more fortunate brothers are sitting on your couches eating bags of walkers and watching the evening prime time

literally the fall of an empire, finally

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I can help you out, OP. I live in Texas. 5'5 studying electrical engineering at uni. The only problem is


>I'm Muslim

Would you?

New Zealand here. Depends on how much money you're willing to give me.

>>25682666
L M A O

seriously op make a sitcom out of your life

>>25682088
>well paid job
>america
Choose one, OP. ONE.

I'd do the fake marriage thing, but I'm broke and not a US citizen
>tfw if I can't get citizenship or renew my green card by the end of next year, I'll be sent back to the United Caliphate of Great Cucktain

>>25682690
Stop pretending you're a celebrity.
Do us all a favor and get rid of your stupid and cringy name.

>>25682828
>wanting to talk about mass migration to Europe somewhere other than Reddit or /pol/
>this board clearly can't handle a discussion outside of Elliot Rodger and Powerball

Why even post if you have nothing to contribute?

>>25682690
has this bitch been doxxed yet?

>>25682088
Shieeet, Europeans do this too?

I'm Viet, and my family marries natives all the time to bring them over to America.

>>25682921
it won't matter, I've been doxxed over 9000 times and no one has done shit
>>25682903
the current crop of legion cucks are indeed the dumbest in a while

>>25682903
Then go back to reddit or /pol/
Simple.