let's have a comfy chill thread.
how was your day? I just got off work and cracked open a beer.
What are you listening to or reading at the moment?
Yeah, mother fucker
Gangsta Rap nigga
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga , I'm 100% nigga
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga , I'm 200% nigga
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga , why do police hate niggas?
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga , they hate us cause our dicks is bigga
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga , why you call yourself a nigga?
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga , cause im a mother fucking nigga!
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga , why you drink so much beer?
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga , I dont drink beer, I drink malt liquor
Cause I'm a nigga!
Im a motherfuckin nigga man, I ain't all that african american shit
Fuck that im a nigga, I ain't mixed, I'm a nigga
N-I-G-G-A, nigga, you already know
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga , why you eat so much chicken?
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga , why won't you make it in my kitchen?
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga , why you call them hoes bitches?
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga , cause them hoes is bitches!
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga , why you stay in the hood?
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga , cause I dont like livin by peckerwoods
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga , why you ain't got no job?
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga , seven dollars an hour won't feed me dog
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga , why yo pants gotta sag?
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga , cause hand-me-downs downs is all a nigga has!
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga , why you scared to go to court?
Shit, cause the judge look just like that put our ass on the boat and made me a nigga
Mama Rag is a nigga
Durag is a nigga
Ballstics is a nigga
And I'm Uretha's nigga
forgot to contribute a qt and a link
>implying im not black
it pisses me off that you shitdicks try to get attention THIS hard.
i'm talking about the meaning as in, why say you are a girl if you arent going to show tits? you're just doing it for attention.
fuck off blackbots.
I don't think anyone on this thread wants attention anon. Just a comfy place to talk with other blackbots, considering majority of the posters here are white. I don't think there's anything wrong with that.
Reading Twelve Gems and listening to this
First,is a myth that don't have racism in Brazil,it's not like USA or Europe,but exist.
If you have money is easy,also you can score with a girl just because you're gringo,but can be hard
By white people standards anything above 1/32ths is black.
all you pinches mayates better stay the fuck out of el barrio, putos.
Why do you think I know anything?
Blacks literally cannot be robots
Now I'm just wondering what else my bf has in common with eeyore...
Hello other blackbots
My day was average
drugs and art and sleep
listening to sneaker pimps and portishead
I'm reading up on pgp and organizing my reference images
I posted in one of these a while ago and left before replying to another blackbot that liked sneaker pimps
If you're around then sure I'll be your friend.
It went sort of like this
>he fucks some fat weeb
>posted about it years later
>I read his greentext story
>I felt really bad for him and he lived near me so why not be friends
>seemed normal enough to hang out with which is sort of rare
>he's my bf now
Get the fuck off my BOOOOOAAAAARDD!!!
Genuine advice m8, if any bf is all she desires. She just has to mention her gender and contactfag. Shifting through the boys is another issue
Mystery's posts are a weird middle ground between therapeutic and a kind of habituation. I never really paid attention to them until she paid attention to me- it was the actual one on one conversation that made the difference anyways. The posts are something I kind of understand having been here basically forever but have a hard time expressing... I don't know it seems just sort of like a living diary that shits out (you)'s sometimes?
I'm not really normal. It's just to the point where I've stopped caring about most things that aren't immediately pressing or compelling in some specific way so any weirdness I have is suppressed. The eccentric part of me has worked itself into an internalworld thing that I just don't talk about with anyone ever.
It's no matter of contention that Mystery's quirks far overshadow my own and my upbringing was closer to normality but... eh. Doesn't seem like a big deal to me.
>I'm always here if he leaves you
Sound your dick with steel wool desu
the problem is I don't have a dick and therefore mystery will never fall in love with me.
feels bad. you two sound cute I guess so at least she's not dating an axe murderer.
she might be the crazy axe murderer though so be careful m8
Listening to this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pY9b6jgbNyc
I dont know robots, my mind is starting to fully encompass just how vastly different my life will be changing in one week from today.
The next 6 years gents, the next S I X years starting this tuesday.
They are basically tricking off. They go down and get with a lot of the lower class Brazilians while the Brazilian girls get money and/or a shot at a greencard. Works out for every party.
Hello fellow black bots. I'm actually mixed but whatever.
I've been reading the cherry orchard by Chekhov. I've been playing borderlands 2 with a friend split screen style which has been fun.
My days suck tho. I got a job but I've just had a few meetings and haven't really been working which is making me crazy. Idk if I should just find a different job or hold out and hopefully his job picks up? It would be awesome if it happens. It's from home for a tangentially arts related company which sounds cool. But I could get a different job idk.
My car has been hit twice so far in 2016 while parked. One time someone left a note. The second time someone fucked up my bumper kind of bad and drove off. :(
Feels bad man. But I'm trying to look up. Me and a friend have been playing music together, me on guitar him on drums. Same video game buddy.
My mom tried to set me up with someone lol but it was too awkward so I said no. The girl works for her friend. Idk what I would even say to a girl. Robot for life.
I recently watched The Last Kingdom, and now I'm kinda envious of white people.
I'm sure my African ancestors also had other epic adventures wars and etc, but there's no well recorded history about it.
There are no castles, forts, etc to visit and feel history in.
Yeezy seazon approaching tho
How goes the hunt for a gf?
My BBC will become my wand, wizardhood here I come
Who else is a quiet beta here?
>raising 2 kittens
>can't make eye contact
>never go to any social places or gatherings
>doctor asks about girls, sex life, etc
>everyone expects you to be s charismatic and energetic guy just cus you're black
I just wanna die
Whites cant honestly be robots. Just find some Asian chick
>tfw grew up in majority black area and all through middle and high school everyone said I "acted white"
>even the white students
Also you called me a 6.5 once.
Felt a little bad, but not majorly.
>I'm not sure who you are anon
I realize. See my statement in this previous post:
Although I think in this case I'm going to not "begrudgingly" give you hint after hint until I basically spell it out.
>how was your day?
Nothing special today. La routine
>always dress like shit most of my school career
>one time come to school dressed up and hair done
>palestinian boy stares at me a lot and shouts loudly (thought he was trying to get on my nerves) your hair looks nice, Anon!
>can't see his facial expression since im blind but i was an awkward social fuck who was bullied 99 percent of the time
>go on his twitter a couple of months ago after 5 years of this happening
>he says he would date a black girl
guess he wasnt joking
>live in canada
>average manlet dude in a moslty white school
>a very cute blond hair/blue eyes girl always want talk to me/work with me
>zero selfconfidence because I'm a nigger and I think she can't love me
>after 6 years I google her name
>saw her wedding with a black
I'm on Cipralex 24/7
I'm on wellbutrin.
Gives you amazing dreams and it's not an SSRI Jew pill.
>girl wanted to be with you
Normalfag, please leave.
I'm the only blackbot in Canada
>tfw even the "I only date black guys" sluts hated me
I agree most of them do that but at least their honest. I know some painfully awkward ones or more shy ones. If you approached me I'd probably giggle in your face and blush and politely decline (since I'm already taken) or just stare at you blankly in case you were trying to troll me.
>girl wanted to be with you
>Normalfag, please leave
But it's worse/cruel when a girl want to be with you but because you think you are so shit you dont move...
>tfw even the "I only date black guys" sluts hated me
French canadian women are huge coalburners (the suburbs one are epic) but they are chav tier. I don't want a slut, I want a gf, I want love. I fuckup this chance ;_;
>literally has race traitor in her DNA
>b-but I'm not a race traitor
Kill yourself, you filthy whore.
Are you that black whore with imgur album of all her nudes?
And wtf is coli?
Shut the fuck up
Are you cool with Asian male/black female couples?
they have great facial hair aesthetics
The shitty ones will and there where a lot of them when I were in school
the ones that are nice or bordering geek are usually perfect but always have some form of pegging fetish.
or are more women interested in shoving things in a mans ass then I'm led to believe?
This is the worst meme of 2016
Why the fuck were you on a male forum?
Why the fuck are you on r9k and not drinking that halal cum through your hijabi?
Give me the URL so I can join my brothers
You didn't answer my question. Dating an Asian man couldn't count as selling out.
No, I've been to Montreal.
I've never hated a place more.
Maybe it's not as bad in other parts.
But seriously, your province is all about. "MUH INDEPENDENCE", but you guys go tens of millions into debt every month.
Students pay a few hundred for university and still riot.
You want to be with France, but France doesn't give two fucks about you.
Only good robot place in Canada is Calgary or way up North.
>the ones that are nice or bordering geek are usually perfect but always have some form of pegging fetish.
Only ever heard of 1 black girl into pegging and she's some fucked up girl who was raised on 4chan.
Black women like big dicks because they have big vaginas.
Literally all black women are vicious towards me.
I'll just be walking home from work and I'll pass a group of black girls and they'll start following me and chirping me.
The next day I see them all dolled up with white Chad's on campus.
Avoid black women
I respect irishmen and polish people dearly; you guys went through a lot of shit in history the cuntism that the other european countries that given you guys are fucking cruel, disgusting, and inhumane. My sympathy and remorse goes out to you guys.
>I've never hated a place more. Maybe it's not as bad in other parts.
People hate you because you speak english and I hate Anglo Quebecois with passion because they are terrible people and I don't speak english IRL because fuck these people.
>"MUH INDEPENDENCE", but you guys go tens of millions into debt every month
Our debt is lower than the Ontario one and we have an anti deficit law...and what's wrong with the protection of their heritage, I have no problem with than. And when we want go, the rest of canada is on panic mode. Also the multiculturalism of the rest of canada is terrible. Immigrant should be integrate, it's not racism, I'm black m8.
>Students pay a few hundred for university and still riot
and yes, we are a bunch of SJW euro socialist, I can't lie and I don't have problem with that
>You want to be with France, but France doesn't give two fucks about you
This is not true. Go in few area of montreal, most people are from france because their have a terrible lifestyle. In my university, +7% of students are french from France NO JOKE. Everybody want leave France.
I'm black living in Australia. It feels fucking weird, I know that these guys deep down frequent right wing /pol/ boards and forums; a lot of them give me that cuntish angry look vibe; literally they look at me for a good two minutes; not as worse the indian curl bros staring at you. You gotta laugh it off and continue with your day. They don't like seeing
I avoid all women familio they're weird as fuck if you give the things they do some thought.
I'll still give in to my nature and tell them i fancy their genes.
what's stopping you anon?
And don't tell me you're ugly. I won't believe it without proof
I'm ugly af
>horrible Asian eyes
>weird discolored patch above right eye
And I'm completely autistic
>can't make eye contact
>monotone voice that's hollow sounding
>OCD nail biter
At least I have my animu
Media is literally 24/7 glorifying black women's bodies
Fuck you and fuck all your sistas.
I got beat up daily by black girls in middle school and now I'm verbally berated just for existing.
Every white girl wants to be you.
They wanna have your body, skin, and speak in slang like "fleek, nigga, lowkey", etc.
I lived with 3 Stacy's once and they all went on about how they wanted Nicki's body.
Be my gf or fuck off
>Tfw half black
>Tfw cucked out of a BBC by klinfelter
>Tfw know a girl who looks like her
>Tfw can't develop relationship because ugly and only half a man
Boy you fag, i only have bitch tits, bitch hips, small testies and a 5'5*5 chin chin. Poor beard growth, ADHD. and almost no chest hair.
I know this feelio
I don't even care that white people went to the moon. I just wish I could read about how my ancestors had some equivalent of the bushido code/nine noble virtues/etc.
>tfw no rightist black bf
>tfw no black bf that likes felix houphouet-boigny more than patrice lumumba
>tfw all the smart black guys on campus seem to get into frantz fanon at some point and start acting as if they're morpheus
who told these guys that tradition, authority, hierarchy, father-headed families, etc were for whites only?
I already said I can't believe you unless you provide proof fagbot
Few months ago I thought I were an ugly piece of shit no one wanted but it turns out I just let myself be consumed by depression.
Try and get some help anon. And if you're fapping a lot then slow it down and try to boost your testosterone
it feels amazing to not be depressed.
About as old as your mum was when she got high on crack and had you.
I thought fapping were helping me too but it were doing the exact opposite
It's not worth the quick dopamine hit anon. get into drugs of you haven't already. They're a loooooooot better and can be used to self medicate your way out of a stressful situation. over do it and you lose though.
Go get money and get drugs then you dope.
I recommend psilocybin or weed to start. of you're a creative type then you'll have a ton of fun with either.
Alcohol is fucking garbage. everyone who drinks and loved the shit is also garbage
Now I just need to remember the password to that email.
What about acid then? just as good I guess
how many strands have you tried?
I've found My favorite 2. they make me emotionally numb and hyper so I can work and forget about everything
Nah melbourne. I know that there's more blacks in Sydney though... I don't know brother, i'm just make assumptions, but I don't usually get happy/smile looks from strangers, only a cuntish/negative look vibe. The only time I get good vibes if I'm somewhere other than uni, but yeah I'm the only black guy at my uni.
One time when I was walking close by the uni's cafe, then some semi hipster guy with his buddies sitting on the bench was starring at me for a minutes, he started whispering to his buddy, and gave me a cuntish glare. I walked up and put my gatorade bottle in the bin and asked him if anything was wrong then he said "you shouldn't bother being here" and I stared at him. I walked off and gave him a rude finger then him and his buddies laughed.
Whenever I see him alone, I give him a death glare, and he looks away all the time.
There's been some 4chan incidents at my uni; some students make racist posts about asian/indian students particulary guys not girls since they fuck them on the reg and I'm sure he probably browses /pol/ and /fa/ anyway.
Anyways, if you're reading this you muh glorious anglo wankan non caring race. Fuck off.
Not mysteryguy. I don't trip.
> more blacks in Sydney
I live in Sydney and I've literally NEVER seen a black person. That being said I do live in the higher socioeconomic areas and I don't really get around very much, but even when I go to the CBD and suburbs far from mine I've yet to see a black guy.
I don't use the term african american because im not a faggot. Also it's your fault if you get called a nigger if you act like one or reveal your race in this site. Robots are genderless and raceless.
>most black girls have round moon faces
>all my family has them
>I got a horse face like a white woman
FUCKING NIGGERS GTFO OF R9K NIGGERS CANT BE ROBOTS FUCKIGN OOGA BOOGA LOOGA FUCK YOU GUYS