Help me pls I got a match!!!!!

Start with "hey :)"

>>25679178
ayy bby u wan sum fuk

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>>25679245
Omg I forgot the smile would I be weird if I aded it late?

>>25679178
"I want Maddison to meet my Mastodon"

Then put the elephant emoji and the corn emoji

Say let's try a fantasy of mine. I'll be Marilyn Monroe, and I'll be cocaine so you can blow me

She hasnt even replied to my hey yet >:-(

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Losing my patience with this lil qt

I swear to god you autismos don't just say hey.

>>25679178
>You'll never meet 100% of the people you don't message
this is true, my trips will prove it

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Ok someone responded just give me something very sex to say

>>25679614
Are you a bone? because I've got a very big archaeologist to polish.

>>25679614
Ayy bb look at dem milkbags

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Fuck my heart is racing and I already got a semi

>>25679614
Wow I sure do wanna put a sex on you right now!

>>25679614
You must be a donut cause I want to glaze you.

>>25679705
I think you're done there.

>>25679705

>instant
>reply
>lol in caps

she wants the your d

EW you're a girl? Sorry I made a mistake.

>>25679737
Damn op should have used my patented donut line.

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Fuck her. Anyway, got a reply from 1sr girl

Say lets have sex with my dog works every time

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>>25679777
Here ya go. Waiting

I'd give your minge the good ol' lickaroo.

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Shes actually talking 2me!!

>>25680291
>PLS RESPOND

kek

>>25680291
Tell her about your animes

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>>25680291
Who the fuck talks about chilling with their pet rabbit?

>>25680291
Your ability to act like a retard to women because you are so sure of your own failure is growing strong.

Now you must transition to the next phase. Learn to control the flow of your own stupidity, and selectively prune the parts where you're trying to solicit a rejection as fast as possible. Cut out the "please responds," and learn to be comfortable saying weird stupid funny shit and waiting to see her reaction (or lack of one).

The next phase after that is learning that women actually find this funny and charming if you do it right and learn to control it. The next phase is benis in vagina.

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>>25679178
"Hello, I see we are a match, how are you?"

Then you get violent.

Tell her how you shoved your boss when you worked as an air traffic controller in the 80's.

>tfw i swipe right on every girl
>no matches
When should I kill myself?

>>25680291
Call her four-eyes

>>25682263
I went 6 months without a match. I consider suicide every day.

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>Please repond

Wow OP

>>25680291
>with pet rabbit
hahahahah fucksake, you're a mong but I love you op

>>25679178
Show us your fake Chad Thundercock profile or get >>>out