Ask a genius anything.

>>25678591
What is Jeb's secret guacamole recipe?
>inb4 OP is Jeb trying to get votes off of /r9k/

>>25678591
How to get semi automatic weapons in the uk?

>>25678591
>inb4 guano is the mystery ingredient

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Where would you say you are on this chart?

>>25678690
What is this bullshit?

>>25678624
His fists. His wife makes the guacamole. If it tastes wrong, he hits her.

>>25678649
Lots of money.

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Be sure to check your guacamole for blood.

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>>25678591
if you're such a genius, why did you dox yourself?

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>>25681595
Senpai u got bantz

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>>25681595
>Chadwick
you have to be shitting me

>>25681595

>literally a married chad

Fucking tripfaggots.

>>25678591
how do i earn a million dollars this year?

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>>25681595
>going to costco, walmart, and wholefoods in the same day

>chadwick
>chen

>>25678591

How in the hell am I supposed to develop anything in Haskell without using waterfall-style design?

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>>25681595
>Chadwick

ded

>>25682033
Checkin dem duubbss

>>25681945
Eggman should read this. You need to do something that scales. You can't just work more because there are only so many hours in a day. Your best bet is to get a commission driven sales job. You could start a business but your time frame is a year and getting everything set up eats into your time. You could sell your body but you might get aids.

>>25682033
Put your faith in a higher power. Doubles are a sign.

>>25681976
Costco is to save money on stuff that doesn't expire quickly. You won't save money if you buy everything from Costco because you won't be able to finish everything before it expires. WF fills in the gaps. WM is for general housewares and cleaning supplies. That said, the picture is clearly altered. I can't believe someone would seriously try to pass my name off as Chadwick.

I remember this guy from that one /r9k/ fit advice thread.

Weren't you that retard that told everyone it wasn't worth it to work out, since everything was dependent on genetics? Then you went ahead and thought your chink ottermode body had more muscle mass than the huge bodybuilding guy giving advice.

Then shit happened and you got doxxed... which led to you admitting being a NEET who lives off his wife's income.

And now you trip on /r9k/ for attention.

>>25682926
you are literally nick

>>25682926
Everything is in fact dependent on genetics. If your genetics are good, you won't need to work out. If your genetics are bad, working out doesn't work and roids are your only option. The generic fit advice for everyone to just work out is retarded. That other guy in the thread was short, I'm tall. It's entirely possible that I have more muscle mass than him.

As for the dox, some guy is insisting the altered image is my dox. Then someone found a 50 year old woman named Elizabeth Chen and insisted that it was my wife. Nice try but you fail.

>>25678591
Have you figured out how get money while being comfy, undisciplined, and simply smart whilst living on your mother's couch/futon/dirtyclothespile?

>>25678591
how much weed is my lung?

>>25683329
Lottery.

>>25683442
Weed is for losers.

Explain, clearly and concisely, what String Theory is.

>>25684498
Why would I explain something that can easily be put into google? Your question is stupid.

>>25684835
Explain it in your own words.

Unless you don't know ;^)

>>25683246
Cept' that neither of you never mentioned height. After he posted a picture showing he was way bigger than you, you simply said "I'm prob taller so I have more muscle mass". I doubt the other man was short, judging by his proportions.

You have a minor myostatin defect or high testosterone, so your body is equal to someone who's been working out correctly for a year or so.

Prob around 1% of the population can look good without exercising. And prob 1% of the population looks like shit how matter how much they exercise. But the other 98% would certainly benefit. As you long aren't low-test manlet Quasimodo, you'll be absolutely fine.

Eh, you didn't deny it in the thread. I was just skimming through because I was interested.

>>25685174
post both their pictures, I want to compare

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>>25685477
/fit/izen

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>>25685477
OP original comment

what's the next trend in music for both mainstream and underground?

>>25685174
I hate to agree with a tripfag but he has a point, look at the shoulder waist difference, look at his jaw, that stuff is all genetic

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>>25685174
>>25685948
the jaw says it all

>>25681859
is his wife high test?

>>25678591
why do you want to brag about how smart you are OP? are you questioning how smart you really are

>>25678591
what are you having for breakfast tomorrow?

>>25678591
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06PJlZay1da
You want see you get free, from yours truly.