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Anyone here have luck with Tinder?
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I'm an average looking white guy, don't know if I should try it. I'm a bit overweight, but 6'3"

Please help me robots.
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>>25678293
>white guy
Literally all you need to succeed on tinder. If you're not white, tinder is a waste of time for the most part.
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>>25678293

>avarage
>6'3"
your humour maybe, post chat logs
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>>25678387
Being taller increases chances of hookup?
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>>25678425

depends on chick but I'd say a good 60% of girls find height more attractive than other features
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>>25678453
thanks for the help, anon

does age matter? i'm 19
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>>25678549

You searching for similar age brackets?

I'd search 18 - 25, I'm m/19/uk and pretty much all people ages 18 to 25 merge in the same social circles
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>>25678676
>similar age brackets
Nah, I honestly wouldn't mind going for a 30+ year old.
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I'm 5'7 but have an OK face and work out.
Will tinder use end in failure or do I have a chance?
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6'3 Average looking white man here

6'3'' - This is your golden ticket son. Get on there and once you get in the swing of things you will be drowning in pussy.

Just get them talking about sex ASAP. Start off with something joking about your height/ the disparity between your height and her height.

I've fucked 12 women in the last year on there.
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>>25678807
>6'3''
Thanks anon. What about my weight? I weigh 225 so I'm not obese, but you can tell I'm not a stick.

According to BMI I'm about 15 lbs overweight.
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>>25678293
>a bit overweight

Pics for damage evaluation.
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>>25678954
That guy is attractive.
Just height won't do anything.
I'm 6'5" and had tinder for about a year and i'm still kv. I'm around average looking.
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>>25678807
so, one a month
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>6'3

get the fuck off my board normie


(fuck ok fine orignal comment here 2bh)
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>>25678995
i could probably still get away with fucking a chubby chick
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Got 20+ matches, 2 super likes

I'm too beta to actually talk. I have no idea what to say, I have nothing in common with normies. I don't think I even ever had a real conversation with a girl.
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>>25678954
That's probably a good thing, you want to look like a big guy 4 her but not a chubster. I'm 210 myself.

The other thing is that you need to carry the confidence you have in text over to meeting in real life. Easier said than done, but you eventually get better at it. The more you get laid the easier it is to do it again.
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>>25679082
Not exactly, I had 4 in December. Idk what it is about December but it seems like the best month for Tinder. Last December was the same way. I think it's something about the cold of winter or some such that makes women want to sleep with someone.
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>>25679309
Get /fit/ let scooby guide you gently. No homo.
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>>25678293
>white
>6'3
literally already a 6/10 familia
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>>25678328
shit skin here, can confirm
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>>25679570
>tfw black and have 125 matches

It's something else bro
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>>25678425
Yes, just mention it in your profile. Height is literally the only thing women care about, so I hope you don't mind being used as a social object.
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>get first match in months
>it's a nigger transfag
I give up
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>>25678807

>Had Tinder for nearly a year.
>been on 3 dates
>all didn't want to see me again.
>nearly got another date recently with a girl I'd been chatting to for a while.
>had it set for Saturday.
>"Lol sorry I'm dating someone else now"
>still virgin at 22

I am now offically bitter about my situation.
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Sorry for hijacking thread, but i have got a match.
Wtf do I write to her?
I started with "Hey :)"
And she replied with "Hey".
What do I write to her next?
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>>25680065

"you know a good way of killing yourself?"
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>>25680065

Ask her what she's doing, what she studies or whatever.

Christ even I can do that part.
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>>25680142
So I ask her what's up or something like that?
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>>25680248
NOOO. Fucking imagine you're a cute girl who's just decided to get acquainted with somebody. And then this fucking faggot sends "What's up? xD". What would you do? Right, erase memories of the person's existence.
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>>25680406
So what should I send her?
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>>25680533
Pics of your dick.
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>>25678328
>>25679570
I have plenty of luck. 264 matches and I'm a shit skin manlet too.
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>be black
>388 matches

Neat
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>>25678293
>>25678328
I'm white and have had 0% success despite swiping white.
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>>25679570

>be light skin black/mixed
>get about 4 matches a month
>always asian girls

I don't understand. Doesn't matter though, never goes anywhere.
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>>25680688
Swiping RIGHT!
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>>25680533
Ask her if she's an archeologist.
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>>25678328
dank meme lad, wew
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>>25678293
did u post to yikyak for sbu recently
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>>25678954
well is it mostly fat or muscle?
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>>25680726
>wow I thought /r9k/ was supposed to delete unoriginal comments
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>>25679625
Bullshit.

Where do you live, faggot?
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I've used it since it started, been on many dates that went nowhere but eventually I matched with someone I slightly knew IRL.

Now she's my gf
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>Decent looking
>Good profile pics
>5' 11"
>Swipe right a bunch
>Never any matches

Wtf am I doing wrong?
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>>25680665
This is me. Originality can such muh dick
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>>25680958

>>25680726 wasn't any less of a meme shitpost than >>25678328
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Only had 2 meaningful conversations
Talked to one girl and asked to meet, she originally said yes. Then I never heard back from her.

Probably matched around 10 who all delete me without speaking.

Shit sucks
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>>25681571
Round up. All they see is the five.
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Tinder is shit unless you are above average looks, fat bitches don't count they will fuck anyone. I still have some self respect. I'm 6ft, and work-out and i am fit, have a motorcycle, a job etc..

In about 5 weeks i had about 20 matches, lots unmatched me without saying a word, the others never responded, or unmatched me as soon as i sent a message.

Tinder is an ego boost for women. I'm also 5/10.
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>>25681742
Dammit, you're right.
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anyone on tinder is a normie

>Why?

Because to be on tinder, you need a NORMIEBOOK, YOU FUCKING NORMIE.
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>>25678293
>>25650268

check it. If your picture is a very attractive man, you'll get whatever you want. Your personality could be absolute shit and you could say bullshit but still get women

Just be perfect
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>>25681807
Someone didn't get any matches.
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I have gotten 21 the past month, havnt talked to any of them. I already have a girlfriend just wanted to see if anyone swiped right
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>>25681780
>fit
>4 matches a week
Go to /soc/ and get help with your shit Tinder profile
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What do you guys put in your 'about me' section? What works, what doesn't?
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>>25680726
Aint a meme family. If you are white you can not be a robot.
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>>25681881
just write about yourself like you're just meeting somebody

"I like video games and shitty music, and yes I am autistic"

if a girl thinks you're cute, she'll think you're even cuter if you act chill and downplay yourself. don't fucking ask me how it works but whatever
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>>25681881
do funny shit, don't try to be too serious unless you have chad-level physique

make your main photo a picture of you in a ridiculous shirt like fucking elmo or something, and then say something like "yes i'm a loser" in your bio. Girls love guys that don't care, i have no idea why
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>>25681950
>>25682087
Good shit, anons. Thanks.
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Whew lads. This one turned out to live in bumfuck West Virginia so I avoided this one at the last minute. Didn't wanna get lynched by an angry mob
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>be mulatto
>only met up with one girl from Tinder but I couldn't perform
>rest flake it or just ain't interested
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I hate to say it but at this point Tinder would be better if you had to pay to use it. Too many bullshitters on there who only use it for an easy ego boost.
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Sometimes, tinder brings out the inner sperg in me
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>>25680986
You're right its actually 144. I live in nor cal
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>>25678807
>>25678425
>>25678387
>>25678328
>>25681919

Nice memes you fucking delusional faggots

5'8 shit skin reporting in
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>>25682893
Is me

>>25683092
Ayy 5'7 shitskin
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>>25678328

you need to have good pictures on tinder or you wont get shit. also being in shape and having a shirtless pic at the beach is good
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>>25683092
6'2 shitskin (Dominican) here. Only used tinder for a day, got 20 matches in bumfuck nowhere upstate NY.
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>>25680720
Why?

>>25680065
Someone else who knows what I can write to her?
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>>25683169
Does this mean we're married now?

High response rate and very safe
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>>25679874
just give up, its makes it easier on yourself accepting defeat
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>>25683166
My nigga. 6'2 Nigerian Master race reporting in. I'm the fag with 389 matches
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met my fiancee on tinder,
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>>25683219
Does this work in other languages as well?
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>>25681919
These stats are warped because the majority of people in the countries that use that app are white
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>>25681919
All that shit in your image is about attractive white men.
I'm a 5/10 white man so the white chad meme doesn't apply to me.
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>>25683092
Lol oh look a manlet who got lucky, let me take a photo for my instagram you dont see that every day.

For real though I'm happy for you senpai, but you are still basically a freak genetically. None of those ladies is getting weak in the knees looking down at you.
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>>25681807
Ree! et al.
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>>25678807
>>25678954

>tfw 6'3" but only 140lbs hungry skeleton forest troll
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>yfw a girl will never look up at you this way

JUST KILL ME NOW FAMILIA
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>tfw too scared to make a Tinder since I have a name that's really uncommon and I literally cannot talk in writing properly.
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Tinder: a big pile of baggage in which you are looking for the person with the smallest amount of baggage and is hot. Every girl i meet on tinder brings up their ex. and most of them will not text you back if you want to meet up again. cold.

I have had some luck however with some blowjobs and regularly engage in sexual activity with a bisexual girl i met on there.

I litterally swipe right without looking until i am out of swipes and see what matches I have. don't waste your time looking at pictures and bios unless they match with you.
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>>25678293
I've gotten two gfs via tinder. Don't fucking creep the girls out. Be nice, be funny, and ask them on a date after you've chatted for awhile. Do not by any means just come out of the gate saying cheeseball ass lines. Find things you have in common and talk to her like a human being and you might end up on a date.
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I'd get a Tindy if I didn't live with my parents.

Where the fuck am I supposed to take them to fuck?
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>tfw get matches but girls just stop replying mid conversation

I have better luck on Okcupid
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I'm too afraid to get recognized by someone in my college.
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>>25678328
is this a meme?

im black and have hooked up with tons of hot girls. even white ones
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>>25684816

>Getting recognized by girls on tinder you know

And what is wrong with this? Ended up fucking a girl I knew at college that I never spent much time with cause we recognized eachother
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>>25684106

I beg to differ 2bh
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>>25685314

>I like the size of your hair

kek
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>>25681780
Bro I'm a solid 5/10 and I've gotten 140 matches over the course of a month. You're doing something very wrong.
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>>25685435

>2016
>Not having a quiff or a pompadour
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>>25685524
Location is very important too desu
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