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>boss invites everyone skydiving as a treat
>say yes because i didn't want to seem ungrateful to the person who supplies my income
>entire time everyone is pestering me about not being "excited" enough
>>why aren't you smiling anon?
>>are you ever excited for anything anon???
>even the skydiving instructor talked to me in an exaggerated serious voice because i wasn't laughing at his jokes
i don't get it. what's supposed to be fun about jumping out of a plane with a dirty hippie strapped to your back?
my boss even said
>anon, you have the emotion of a brick wall
i'm not worried about getting fired because i'm the best worker but this bugged me. why can't i be excited by stupid shit like normies?
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>>25676896
Normies are oversocialized weirdos who will bother you if you don't act exactly like they do, news at 11.
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>>25676896
>tfw friends know when I'm joking or not
Family knows I'm not too emotive, I just try my best
Tell them you are excited
Also you're on a plane, you could've said you were nervous as fuck
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You have to play the game and pretend to be hype.
Its comes naturally after a while
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpZcJzEcfjo
Take lesson from the master.
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>>25676896
Just say "Wow! Isn't this awesome! How cool is this?"
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>>25677076
it's hard to fake enthusiasm and emotion, at least for me.
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>boss invites everyone skydiving as a treat
What kind of crazy fucking upper class job do you have OP? "a treat" from my boss is a cheap box of donuts in the break room.
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shoulda said you were just nervous about jumping out of a fucking plane.
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>>25677116
i was joking, i couldn't do it either. I'm also pretty emotionless, apparently, but i dont feel like I am, but i guess i must be compared to others.
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>>25677121
it's actually not a very good job. we are a travel & web design company i only make $15/hr as the highest paid employee
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>>25677121
maybe he got a good groupon deal
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>>25676896
>skydiving
Why do normies like this shit so much? Jumping out of a fucking plane where you could easily die if something goes wrong is supposed to be fun?
I wouldn't of even went if I were you OP
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>>25677546
meh, you are legally required to be strapped to a guy that jumped 100s of times and there's an emergency parachute. it's pretty safe, i wasnt even scared tbqh
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>>25676896
If you're lucky the straps will break and your boss will fall to his death
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