What are you robots planning to do with this much NEET bux?
give 4.33 million to every american on the planet
I have a girlfriend so I'm not sure if you'd count me as a robot but I'm gonna try and live like Lou Williams the basketball player, he's got two wives/baby mamas who are best friends and kind of look like my girlfriend and her best friend (lighter skinned black chicks with lengthier curly hair). I'm going to try to coerce her to let me start fucking her friend and have babies by both of them in the distant future
And live on the beach someplace
I'd give 5 million to my family and friends, buy a house in Alaska and a bunch of gold, and then put the rest in the bank and go live off the interest. Doing whatever I want.
I'd also probably never get married purely out of paranoia with that much money.
Use the money to somehow destroy the world
>tfw mad scientist who dosent know science.
I made it out of curiosity m8, besides i don't think they need to shill to get robots to buy into it.
If i were to win I'd pay off my immediate family's bills and i will live a stress free life because nobody will know i have all the money and hound me. I'd probably take a vacation every other week.
but there's so many recently, and combined with the fact that there were a slew of Little Caesar's threads and shit like that, I think a few companies are trying to tap into r9k as the meme generator it's known to be (see: pepe) by starting shill threads
Shill is an overused word with tinfoil connotations but I think that's really what it is, this time
>one zero away from $400
I make the lil Caesars threads because I think people's disgusted reactions are funny
Why would they have to advertise a billion dollar powerball? You think not enough people are going to play otherwise? Kek
free advertisement is its own justification, especially if it can go viral
How do I know you're not lying to me
>can swear this wasn't a shill
Don't worry I believe you
an unpaid intern
Buy a remote cabin up north with modest amenities and a nice big library.
Give the rest away to my family to do as they please.
Live in comfortable solitary contemplation for the rest of my days well away from society at large.
Can someone explain how powerball works? I might buy one for shits and giggles
Buy land and a small home in the woods. Buy some guns, setup a nice comfy indoor and outdoor shooting range. Then buy a large tv to use as a second monitor for movies/tv shows from the internet. And basically just stay a neet but with more luxuries.
Depends on the state I think, but realistically with all the hype of this lottery drawing, you'll get revealed if you won. There's no doubt people would find out.
you could afford a private army for yourself though probably. A small one at least.
you best believe I'm rounding up as many NEET shut-ins and make them into an army of losers with nothing to lose, ISIS better watch out, smelly NEETs gonna bang shit smeared bullets their way.
This is the guy that spent $275 on tickets and barely had enough money to eat for the rest of the month. I took out a $300 pay day loan for Wednesday's draw. I don't give a fuck any more. For the past few days I've been going to the public library pretending to be homeless asking people for spare change. I make enough to buy something cheap at Jack In the Box for the day and it should cover me for most of January. I hate my life and think about killing myself every day. This lottery drawing is the only thing that's given me a modicum of hope in years. If I don't win, then I might just kill myself.