1.4 billion power ball

>>25676813
Hookers and cocaine.

>>25676813
how do i enter to win?

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>>25676813
give 4.33 million to every american on the planet

>>25676849
buy tickets

>mfw i bought 100 tickets

I have a girlfriend so I'm not sure if you'd count me as a robot but I'm gonna try and live like Lou Williams the basketball player, he's got two wives/baby mamas who are best friends and kind of look like my girlfriend and her best friend (lighter skinned black chicks with lengthier curly hair). I'm going to try to coerce her to let me start fucking her friend and have babies by both of them in the distant future

And live on the beach someplace

>>25676879
Are you operant?

>>25676879
solid plan i like that

>>25676874
What type of retarded math is that, friend? Holy shit.

>>25676813
Put my parents and myself through college
Maybe try to find a gf who shares my interests
Live a fiscally stable and peaceful life

>>25676874
>person who made the image's info is covered up by some cunt who just wanted to steal his shitty virtual acknowledgement

Why are normies such animals?

whoever wins it is going to be some dumb old cunt probably.

Can someone explain the powerball meme?
I've seen a dozen threads about it in my life, all in the past week. What the fuck is going on?

Is this some hardcore shilling?

>>25676875
You spent two hundred dollars to not even increase your odds? I bought ticket the winning ticket mind you. I'll refund your two hundred on Thursday.

I'd give 5 million to my family and friends, buy a house in Alaska and a bunch of gold, and then put the rest in the bank and go live off the interest. Doing whatever I want.

I'd also probably never get married purely out of paranoia with that much money.

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>>25676813
Use the money to somehow destroy the world
>tfw mad scientist who dosent know science.

>>25676894
What do you mean? pham

>>25677001
but odds do increase with more tickets anon
>>25677016
why live off the interest of a billion dollars?

>>25676874
Don't make this terrible math a meme.

It is like $4 not $4,000,000

>>25676974
I made it out of curiosity m8, besides i don't think they need to shill to get robots to buy into it.
If i were to win I'd pay off my immediate family's bills and i will live a stress free life because nobody will know i have all the money and hound me. I'd probably take a vacation every other week.

>>25677075
Just the interest would be enough to do whatever I want with. Spending it like crazy is just gonna get me in trouble.

I can give it to charity when I die or something 2bh.

>>25676874
You could give every American about $400, not 4 million.

I'd buy 4chan and delete all the boards and make just two. A reddit welcoming board and a furry board. :^)

>>25677152
>400
are you handicapable anon

>>25676974
People are fascinated that they could go from broke NEET or wagecuck to billionaire with no effort. There's not really shilling, it's just interesting to think about.

>>25677173
My mistake, I missed a 0. So yeah.

$4 for every American.

>>25677193
but there's so many recently, and combined with the fact that there were a slew of Little Caesar's threads and shit like that, I think a few companies are trying to tap into r9k as the meme generator it's known to be (see: pepe) by starting shill threads

Shill is an overused word with tinfoil connotations but I think that's really what it is, this time

>>25677200
>$4
>one zero away from $400

>>25677304
I make the lil Caesars threads because I think people's disgusted reactions are funny

Why would they have to advertise a billion dollar powerball? You think not enough people are going to play otherwise? Kek

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>>25677440
free advertisement is its own justification, especially if it can go viral

How do I know you're not lying to me

>>25677304
can swear this wasn't a shill, but you can keep on with the tinfoil memes

>>25677504
>free advirtesement
Who would be doing the advertisement for free on behalf of the lotto sperglord?

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>>25677626
>can swear this wasn't a shill
Don't worry I believe you

>>25677644
an unpaid intern

Implying a mericuck NEET rowboat can win anything

Buy a remote cabin up north with modest amenities and a nice big library.

Give the rest away to my family to do as they please.

Live in comfortable solitary contemplation for the rest of my days well away from society at large.

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Can someone explain how powerball works? I might buy one for shits and giggles

Buy land and a small home in the woods. Buy some guns, setup a nice comfy indoor and outdoor shooting range. Then buy a large tv to use as a second monitor for movies/tv shows from the internet. And basically just stay a neet but with more luxuries.

>>25676813
These lottery threads are depressing none of us will win

>>25676874
You could have gave every American like 19,000 when they did the 2009 trillion dollars jew bailout. That picture is a fucking fail.

When you buy a lottery ticket, you don't buy the potential of winning 1 billion.
What you're buying is the delusion of waking up tomorrow rich.

Which is essentially getting scammed

>>25676813
if an anon wins, will they fuel the beta revolution?

tonnes of illegal weapons shipped to beta houses
revolution begins

this is our chance to wage jihad anons

>>25676849
You have to sign up on for powerball and give them your info

Do you have to reveal your identity? I don't want niggers breaking into my fortress.

>>25679198
Depends on the state I think, but realistically with all the hype of this lottery drawing, you'll get revealed if you won. There's no doubt people would find out. you could afford a private army for yourself though probably. A small one at least.

>>25678730
Yeah but you can potentially win your money back with a good chance, and the money goes to taxes for the country.

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you best believe I'm rounding up as many NEET shut-ins and make them into an army of losers with nothing to lose, ISIS better watch out, smelly NEETs gonna bang shit smeared bullets their way.

This is the guy that spent $275 on tickets and barely had enough money to eat for the rest of the month. I took out a $300 pay day loan for Wednesday's draw. I don't give a fuck any more. For the past few days I've been going to the public library pretending to be homeless asking people for spare change. I make enough to buy something cheap at Jack In the Box for the day and it should cover me for most of January. I hate my life and think about killing myself every day. This lottery drawing is the only thing that's given me a modicum of hope in years. If I don't win, then I might just kill myself.

>>25679556
Make sure that tank doesn't have any oxygen in it, or you're out another $40-$50.

>>25679556
money =/= happiness