David Bowie was a robot. Discuss.

>millionare
>successful
>famous
>talented
>admired
>handsome
>>>robot
I want reddit to leave.

>>25675033
> Be me David Bowie millionare, succsesful, famous, talentented, admired, handsome. Goes on r9k everyday since i'm an autistic weeb that hates life.

Sounds just right

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always master bait

>lets make up a reason to like him and shitpost about him

celebrity deaths are literal cancer to 4chan

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>>25675001
While he wasn't a robot, he definitely made music that robots could relate to.
Listen to Low and tell me it doesn't hit you in the feels in some way.

Some evidence.

https://youtu.be/XPi0mkWkTco

More evidence.

https://youtu.be/D67kmFzSh_o

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He flew in his private jet snorting coke off of 14 yo girls.

The lavish robot lifestyle.

Who was more of a robot?
Darth Vader or Kylo Ren?

Darthvader
>had sex
>doesn't know his pappy
>loves his mommy so much
>killed younglings
>listens to wrinkly space wizard
>I HATE YOU
>sand
>irrational
>strong selfhatred
>eggman
>grown up poor
>apathetic as older

Kylo Ren
>idolises mass murderer
>loves his grandpappy
>has tantrums
>hates his parents
>weak
>uggo
>edgy sword
>didn't kill younglings
>half asses everything
>sheltered
>devious little shit