>decided to finally see a therapist >mfw turns out she

>>25673960
Switch therapists because that bitch could never in a million years understand you

>>25673960
Tell her that women hate you, that you were born inferior and that you are starting to develop homicidal thoughts towards genetically superior males

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>>25673960
Confess your love to her right away.

>>25673960
Find a new one? Or don't?

OP here I had only 1 visit so far so I don't really know how she is
it was pretty much me talking baout myself whole time so far, like an interview or something
>>25674021
I am affraid that this guy might be right
idk guys
aside from lookin cute she seems very nice
but maybe you are right and i should go to a guy so he could understand me better

>>25674075
What's her age?

>>25674096
26 she is knew to this or so i was told
I am 22

brb in 10-15 mins guys

>>25674129
Just fuck her, I saw a lot of porn videos with therapists where the guy just show his dick and it works just fine... trust me I'm expert on this shit

>>25674021
Do this OP post results A$AP

>>25673976
Yeah sure, her life was flower and puppies.

You are so dillusional.

>>25673960
post pic of her plz ktnxbai

>>25674129
>tfw a hot 8/10 blonde therapist is younger than you while you have achieved nothing in life

welp now i really feel old and shitty

get a male therapist

>>25675032
im not that autistic yet
i don't mean im in love with her i only saw her once tbqh
my problem is, im not sure i can be honest with her and don't realy think she could understand my issues
also i won't feel comfy telling such a qt about all my shit
should i tell her this or just change therapist straight away?
>>25674973
i'd like to, she is really hot easily 8/10 slim, curly blond hair with glasses

>>25673960
Cum in her strawberry yogurth

>>25675198
Do it, if it doesn't work out you have to chance your therapist anyway. End the end you have issues and it's fine and acceptable to do such a thing, she will understand.

Therapists are bullshit and a pseudo science anyway and OP is retarded for even thinking a shrink works

what are you? A girl?

>hurr durr talk about it it will get better :D xx

Tell her that you really really want to nut inside her with no contraception and then tell your online friends all about it.

You gotta be honest with your therapist or they wont work.

>>25673960
Lucky. I got a 1/10 fatass black landwhale who butchered my report.

>>25675248
i got nothing better to do tbqh
im taking plenty of pills in addition to therapy
also its nice to take a break from r9k and talk to some smart person from time to time
im rather sceptical about therapists myself as well

>>25675244
>tfw too autistic to even talk with girls
>telling me to nail her
If i could to thigs like that I wouldn't need a therapy in the first place pham

>>25674129
Record the session either audio or video

>>25675410
that would make me actually sick, sorry you had to go through that bro.

Put the moves on her, you have nothing to lose

>She reacts badly
Just say "Y-you too" and stumble out the door immediately and swap therapists. Now you don't have to deal with the embarrassment of seeing her ever again, can actually focus on therapy instead of her, and if she ever tells anyone to embarrass you, you can sue her for free money.

>She reacts well
You did it, congratulations. Keep doing it unless you hit a road block and she reacts badly to you, in which case refer to the above.

>>25675501
It's alright now, I talked it over with my doctor and I should be getting medication soon. I just hope I don't fail out of school in the meantime.

OP here
cmon guys I never said I want try anything with her
im just not sure i will be able to work with her properly
would you guys be able to tell hot qt who is really nice to you (i know its her job but still)
about all the toxic shit that is inside you?
i never been on therapy or shit like that im not even sure how does it work
and now when i tried i got worst possible scenario

also she looks really young she could be 20

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>>25673960
Fuck her boy pussy

Add some cream to her donut hole.

>>25675845
Therapists aren't your friends, you gonna have a professional relationship, nothing more. Just try, if you feel uncomfortable choose another therapist, you have nothing to lose.

>>25675845
Must be above of 22 to have studied mate. If she appears young its just appareance retard

>>25675998
thanks, it's the most reasonable response I think
gonna see her on monday and see how it goes from there

the thing is after talking with her only once i am pretty sure she is fkin smart
and that is pretty unusal among girls I met at hs/uni
it's a huge turn on tbqh

>>25676003
As i said she is 26 but looks really young that could be 20.

>>25675095
Compared to his, it likely was.

>>25675198
Change your therapist. You need to be comfortable with her/him during a session

She'll understand

Besides, she's unexperienced

>>25676239
Absolutely change, no point I going to this one. She will always distract you, and you will never be straight with her.

>>25676239
>>25676294
I think i'll do that
thanks for replying brobots

>>25676294
No problem

My therapist is an older guy and I can feel he understands me

>>25676322
Any time, man. Stay well, Anon.

>>25675181
This. If you really want help go find a dude. You'll just end up being attracted to her and it's going to hinder your development. Get out will still can, otherwise it will turn into a money pit

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She's not interested in you. You're her patient and there's no way she would want to bring home a case.

Source: am therapist

>>25676420
Ofc she's not interested in him. The problem is that he's interested in her

>>25675095
what the fuck am i reading, can you get off my board fucking faggot. thx.

>>25676420
> doesn't know the biggest basket-cases are therapists

seriously though, my friend who was in the process of becoming a therapist flat out told me that therapist are some of the most "fucked in the head" people she's known. Later that same night, after a few drinks, she admitted to me that she was molested.

>>25675845
Therapy is a safe place where you get to try stuff out and it doesn't matter if you fail. think of it as an opportunity to learn to talk women.

t. future therapist

>>25676543
This is true.
t. future therapist

>>25676543
>my friend who was in the process of becoming a therapist flat out told me that therapist are some of the most "fucked in the head" people she's known. Later that same night, after a few drinks, she admitted to me that she was molested
well then they must all be fucked in the head and they all must have been molested
cool logic

>>25676557
>think of it as an opportunity to learn to talk women
am i retarded or it does make sense?

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>>25673960

We all know how this is going to end op...

https://youtu.be/49AcTLAe4kk

>>25673960
Go for it, OP. It'll be an interesting story for your kids, too. Just try not to be weird and stay calm. Just talk to her like a normal dude.

Should be perfect,
I don't see the problem here
In any case you will feel uncomfortable time to time with a therapist as you're going to tell personal detail about you
The more you hang out with beautiful women to more you get used to it
OP is going to become an alpha
4chan fags jealous...

>>25676543
I feel weird about those kind of therapists, ex gf wants to be a therapist but she has depression. How the fuck can you talk somebody out of suicide if every weeks you have a breakdown because of it. Shit bothers me that they could be giving any sort of advice.

>>25673960
>>25676642

https://youtu.be/bXjNx9siNwI

>>25676621
No its actually great advice for someone who never talks to women.
Because you learn how to share your feelings and build trust, which is essential to holding any relationship. Although for alot of people who need it its too late.

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>>25675113
OP here
it's her
only pic I managed to find on interwebz

>>25676882
Tell her you got a really nice flute for her to blow on.

>>25676882
Go for it, post results later.
>this is real.

>>25676670
>>25676768
thanks for kind words guys

>>25676882
calm down OP
Averaged over the society she's a 6,
she sees herself as a 5

>>25676593
Pretty cool how was she molested?

>>25676955
>implying girls don't think they are 10/10s deserving Chad Mc Chadister

>>25676955
>>25676955
Seems really ugly then. Kill her

>>25676543
>>25676588
I was studying to become a therapist, but halfway through realized I was crazier than any future clients.

I thus went to a therapist, hoping to sort things out. He told me my 'experience with mental illness' could help me understand my clients better and make them trust me. But I just thought that since I failed to cure my own dysfunctional behaviour, how would I be able to help out other people? I didn't see myself fit to guide vulnerable people, so I dropped out.

Also, since I'm KHV, I had honestly no idea how to advice people on love/intimacy/sex/etc, since I never experienced these things myself.

When I was still studying we had these group sessions with fellow students (meant for practice), where we were supposed to share our most prominent weaknesses and insecurities. Just in our group of five there was a guy who was molested and a girl who's sister was murdered. Made me realize a lot of people are more screwed up than they seem from the outside.

>>25676593
Couldn't be bothered to google for much, but here's a very shitty article on mental illness among psychology students and students in general:
https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/in-love-and-war/201511/graduate-school-and-mental-illness-is-there-link

I would like to go to the therapy but I might try joining military in the future so I cant since therapists propably put all their patients on some lists which military can access when doing background check

>>25677360
U did good. If clients kniw that you are also a loser nobody will hire u. Its retarded to think that they will give you trust if u didnt cure yourself and its not a warranty to understand better other screwed people.

>>25676882
looks qt tbqh familia
anon is a lucky bastard

>>25677431
this wont harm you unless you are total psycho

>>25676882
Is she German heritage? Nice messy hair

>>25677448
Well yes, telling clients I had mental issues was never going to happen anyway, teachers always dissuaded students from doing so, for good reason. But the point he was making was that any behaviours/thoughts/worldview I might develop while dealing with mental illness could help me become a better therapist. To me this theory only seemed conclusive if you actually managed to help yourself get better.

>>25677733
no idea
had only one session so far

>>25677431
You're already fucked in the head if you want to join the military.

>>25677431
Maybe it differs per country (i'm Dutch), but over here the information they gather on you is not to leave their care, unless you are a potential danger to yourself or others. Therapists do build a dossier of your case. This dossier can be accessed by you at any time, and can be trashed if you explicitly ask for it. When it comes to the law and patient confidentiality you have no reason to fear this might harm your career. Remember for example that the Germanwings pilot was not fit to fly at all, but his therapists still refrained from informing the authorities.

>>25677787
I'd say you should go to the second session, but it's better to cut it off sooner rather than later if you think it's not working.

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>>25676882

>weak-willed anon goes to shrink like a fag he is and gets to visit hot qt therapist
meanwhile i dont remember when i last spoke to even an ugly woman

GET OFF MY BOARD U FUCKIN NORMIE SCUM
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeEEEEee

>>25678088
thanks for advice fellow robot
i think thats exactly what im gonna do

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>>25677360
If you had found a good therapist your view on all this would be totally different. The key is to find a therapist who isn't a charlatan.

>want to facebook creep on my therapist but im worried that even though i am careful facebook will still have a way to link me to her page and ill come up as a suggested friend or something and ill have to an hero

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>>25678054
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>>25678357
it's not from normiebook
i don't even have an account there
found it on some shitty psychology workshop website thus small size
one robot asked for pic so i just googled her and found it

You are literally retarded familia.

If you are a male you should never have a female psychologist/therapist, specially these young fresh out of college girls.

They won't get how you feel and you will never truly open to her because you are a robot.

ALWAYS go for a male one,the older he is,the better.

>>25678479
Care to say which workshop?

>>25678617
Diagnosis in BSFT

>>25678556
Thanks for advice m8
I'll ask for a guy next time I go there

>>25678556
Older not always great

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>>25678112
this tbqh
>last time i spoke to woman was some random college girl who asked if a have a lighter
>mfw it was in october

>>25678839
Come on must be bullshit

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>female psyche prof
>she has an active practice
>half the class is her shittalking clients
>has a +30yr KV client
>laughs at what a pathetic loser he is
therapy is garbage, but if you insist, get a male therapist

>>25679065
>therapy is garbage
I agree but if OP is already browsing r9k it wouldn't make it any worse than it already is
he also gets an opportunity to talk with attractive woman he wouldnt even approach if it wasnt for therapy
he might actualy profit from it in some way

>>25679065
Please tell me this isnt true, they wouldnt do this right?

ignore it, work on getting better
find a different therapist or talk to her about if it's a serious blockade
focus on what's best for you, don't take advice from 4chan dude that's step one

>>25679538
thanks for advice anon
maybe it won't be that bad and its only my autistic mind sabotaging me?
i'll go there next week and see how things unfold

>>25679515
in one of my goddamn community college classes our professor always told stories about her clients. Most of the time they were sympathetic though, and had already been "out" of her care but it happens.
therapists are the ultimate normies

>>25679732
well they are supposed to help ppl become normies

>>25676882
>falling for smart and hot qt when you are autistic fag
gl anon
shakingmyhead.jpg

you will sperg out and cry yourself to sleep

>>25679515
100% moot's-honest truth

never trust a woman

>>25680364
>never trust anyone
fixd

should have just gotten an ugly therapist

worked for me

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>having a female therapist being male yourself

they have no idea what it's like to be a guy. do yourself a favor and get a wise sage. I still miss talking to Dr. Rustin :/

>>25680536
>therapist
>worked
top kek m8

>>25680541
I can't talk about my feelings to a guy.

>>25680556
why not? are you a girl? I feel like I can't open up to a woman.

>>25680576
No, I'm a guy. And I don't know. I tried a guy therapist for a few weeks but I couldn't take it seriously.

>>25680556
same
thats what close bros and alcohol are for
talking to a woman might be very beneficial especially for robot

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>>25673960
Had the same thing happen to me OP
>go to take IQ test
>OH FUCK HOT MILF
>can only think about her tit
>get 98 IQ on test
she tells me I might be autistic

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>>25680809
>taking IQ tests

>>25676621
>literally paying someone to practice talking to women.
Yes, you are retarded.

Once you pay someone to talk to you the interaction is completely different then the real one. You might end up thinking you're the shit at doing it while you might suck even more than before.

If you wanna practice, start convos with random chicks (facebook or IRL) without expecting anything but experience and try to keep them interested. If they actually care enough to ask you how you doin a few times then you actually gained real experience to help your sperg ass.

>>25673960
in short

stick it in

>>25675095
REEEEEEEEEEE FEMALE DETECTED REEEEEEEE

>>25676882
i hope that isn't here op because anon will backtrace that like shiggy diggy

i went to a therapist once to get a psych evaluation for a court hearing, cost $700 and i had to take a 576 multiple-choice question test plus talk to them for an hour.

they failed me and still took my money.

never again, fuck that bullshit pseudo-science.