Who s-sss-s-peech impediment here?
>tfw automatically sound retarded
Used to work as a waiter under a chef (who also owned the restaurant) with a stutter like you described. He was alpha as fuck, everyone respected him.
>mfw a waiter came in and said "c-cc-can I get a med-medium rare st-steak please" thinking he wasn't in the kitchen, only to get his hand broken in a fit of rage from the cook
>strong southern accent
>have to say my name at least three times before people finally get it
>have to constantly focus on speaking deliberately throughout the day so I don't sound like a retard
>Tfw verbal dyslexia
>tfw constantly mispronouning words
>tfw people laugh when I do
I swear every single chef I have worked under has had severe anger problems. I've walked into kitchens before to read out an order and had pots thrown at me more times that I can count.
Had lisp when I was younger. Also couldn't pronounce R, but that's pretty common since I'm a Finn. Took two years of speech therapy to be able to pronounce R properly in Finnish.
Vocaroo is related. http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dvqkxBOxjP
>being called you out
Now who's retarded. Don't stay up too late wagecuck, you've got work tomorrow and will need to be there bright and early to generate revenue towards my autismbux.
Fake it till you make it like our old friends sssnakes here.