Who s-sss-s-peech impediment here? >tfw automatically

I have a lisp. Didn't even know until everyone in Middle School started making fun of it.

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>>25673071
Used to work as a waiter under a chef (who also owned the restaurant) with a stutter like you described. He was alpha as fuck, everyone respected him.

>mfw a waiter came in and said "c-cc-can I get a med-medium rare st-steak please" thinking he wasn't in the kitchen, only to get his hand broken in a fit of rage from the cook

I had a kid in my class who had a speech impediment. Found out he was also autistic.

Kill yourself autist.

>strong southern accent
>poor enunciation
>have to say my name at least three times before people finally get it
>have to constantly focus on speaking deliberately throughout the day so I don't sound like a retard

>>25673141

Gotta love the foodservice industry

>>25673071
Can't roll my r, can only do the english r and french r, problem is I'm Italian

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>Tfw verbal dyslexia
>tfw constantly mispronouning words
>tfw people laugh when I do
J-just

>>25673254
I swear every single chef I have worked under has had severe anger problems. I've walked into kitchens before to read out an order and had pots thrown at me more times that I can count.

>>25673141
Kid probably deserved it desu

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>tfw slurry, inaudible voice
JUST

>that kid who can't roll his tongue when pronouncing "th" and does it like a "f"

>>25673335
>Kid probably deserved it desu
He deserved to be fired at most, not a broken hand kek. I was more worried about msyelf, considering I audibly laughed a bit at it.

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Had lisp when I was younger. Also couldn't pronounce R, but that's pretty common since I'm a Finn. Took two years of speech therapy to be able to pronounce R properly in Finnish.

Vocaroo is related. http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dvqkxBOxjP

>>25673445
HOW DO YOU DO IT?

FINNISH R IS IDENTICAL TO ITALIAN R

>>25673193
>southern accent
>dont sound like a retard
Pick one

>people that can't roll their Rs
HAHAHAH


>>25673071
Iktf OP

I stuttered until I was 10. Then my mom slapped the shit out of me and I stopped.

>>25673163
This will not be tolerated, wagecuck.

I've been told that I have a camp sounded voice. Not gay but just very camp.

>>25673086
It's the worst. I would be a normie if I didn't have this fucking lisp

>>25673556
DIE DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>25673624
rude desu famalam

>>25673511
You just put your tongue behind your teeth and push air out.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BHm4DKhdA6

>>25673071
Horribly slurred and drawn out speech. I sound like a drunk farmer mumbling the bible.

>>25673587
>upset about being called you out on your retarded speech ability
How does that make me a wagecuck?

Stay mad autist.

>>25673721
>being called you out
Now who's retarded. Don't stay up too late wagecuck, you've got work tomorrow and will need to be there bright and early to generate revenue towards my autismbux.

Still cant pronounce my /L/
Anyone have tips or ressource to help me?

How to fix lisp?

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>>25674033
Fake it till you make it like our old friends sssnakes here.