>You're playing CS:GO >She's sucking Chad's

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> I'm getting scammed on a rare skin

> She sucks Chad's dick

>mfw

>she's sucking chad's cock
>i'm making more yearly than both her parents combined

A stacy slut destroying me in high school was the best thing to ever happen to me. I was motivated to be better than her in every way.

Fucked all her friends, and told her to go fuck herself when she tried to get back with me once she learned I had money

i'm fapping to my stash of amateur asian porn,
outside in the real world another Elliot Roger is born.

>>25672497
>I'm talking to her in the train

>Chad's dick makes her cry in pain

>she calls you bud
>he puts it in her vag

>She thinks im a creepy looser

>Chad's dick makes her pussy looser

>I dream about holding her hand

>She licks his dick - but he has more to demand

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> I'm starting a new manga
> Chad fucks her harder
> mfw

Chad eats her booty like groceries,
and it's just one of his many adventure stories.

>She watches you play GTA 5
>Chad's dick makes her moan and cry

Chad is a cut dicklet
i'm not top kek

Are you faggots even trying anymore, barely any of those rhymes.

>She likes Chad
>She does not like you

> I hack in CS:GO
> Chad hacks in life and fuck my oneitis

>i'm a fat neckbeard fuck
>but for Chad I will not be his cuck

>Chad has sex
>you don't LOL
>also rhymes

Shit meme that should stay in 2015

>>25672876
>>25672851
>>25672784
>>25672699
its suppose to rhyme you cucks

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>>25672984
>he gets mad
>i dont

>>25672984

the GTA one rhymes faggot

>Chad's a fucking spic
>My girlfriend sucks his dick

>>25672984
Manga and harder rhymes cuckboi

>>25673001
i clicked the wrong comment

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>>25673001
Mfw retarded faggots can't into syllable count.

Seriously though, it comes so naturally to me that I can just think about whether it sounds good or not.

>>25672497
>>25672590
this was an awful start to this thread, I hope you never add to the poem threads of the future, may this thread die and the gods smite you.

>>25673000
what about
>he gets mad
>i get glad

>>25673049

syllable count isn't relevant

>>25672497
That thread was fucking legendary. I'm proud to have participated in it.

>you participated in a thread while it made you proud
>she got assfucked by Chad while her moans were loud

When do we go full isis on chads?

>>25673044
how wtf?

>>25673001
no, it doesn't.
fix your fucked accent, you dumb nigger.

>>25673089

Five
Cry

>>25673072
>you loved that thread, so tragically funny
>she gave Chad head, he fucked her cunny

>>25673064
Syllable count is extremely relevant when it comes to whether a rhyme sounds good or not.

>Chad sucks her cock
>I look at my watch as it goes tick and tock

sounds like complete shit.

>>25673106
dime, chime

cuck, fuck

five, cry?

stupid cuck

>>25673121

sounds fine to me you fucking nigger

>>25673121
are you in love with a tranny anon?

>I'm trying to pick her up how
>Chad's 9 inches deep in her now

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>>25673143
I made that up to purposefully be bad. To say that it's actually good is more ego-building than insulting.

>>25673044
>MONG UH
>HAR DER
How?

>>25673161
I didn't even notice, maybe that's telling. I wouldn't mind all that much being gay, but I don't think I am to such a degree where it becomes important.

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>In the gym trying to gain mass
>Meanwhile Chad is getting reps her ass

>im watching the last podtaku video
>chad is giving her a physio

>>25673207
Nigga, step your pronunciation game up

>reddit tries to recreate the magic of that night
>fails miserably
this is why we can't have nice things, you have to let these things come naturally, it will never be as good when you force it.

>>25672497
>She texts my phone, saying sorry, she's over me
>Meanwhile, Chad's cum fills up both her ovaries

>>25673044

Fuck off britfag. I can see it now

Manga
Harda

am I right?

>Stuck posting on /r9k/
>Chad's dick made her leave me today

>you're alone, stoned and lonely
>she's getting gangbanged, loud and proudly

>>25673207
> Manga
> For some fucked up reason pronounce it Monguh.

>>25673267
You're retarded.
I pronounced them correctly.

>>25673272
It wasn't that amazing a thread in the first place. Funny how you think Reddit would decide to raid this thread of all of them in the site.

>>25673290
It's not Mang Uh

>Chad is with your oneitus plowing puss and getting head.

>You're sitting with your feet up at your computer, reading this thread.

>You're stuck at home alone
>While Chad fills her every hole

>you have no she
>yet she is getting the d

>she doesn't realize that she's a meme,
>no take backs chad, give her you're cream.

>she
>chad
>penis

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>>25673280
I don't know, are you?
HTLNMM

>You havent changed your sheets in two weeks
>Chads spreads her cheeks

>>25673319
No, its Mah-n-gah, but who gives a fuck, Japanese was my worst uni subject, gave me a shit tier score in the end.

>You got the yellow fever
>Chad puts his dong in her beaver

>You're dick is bigger

>She's still fucking five niggers

>>25673505
>She says no, you're just too white
>Chad laughs loudly, she's just so tight

>Standing in a dilemma
>Chad gives her some enema

>one of a kind, you tell her she's a dime.
>Chad she fucks and loves long time.

>>25673523
You worked around enema, didn't you?

> She no interesto
> Me write manifesto

>Stacy ignores me
>Gives it to Chad for free

>>25673550
Dilenema

>>25673561
That you Elliot

>Paper thin wall, you live alone with your mum
>Hear Chad through the wall, fuck her in the bum

>>25673586
>Chad pulls out his dick as an ace
>You splash coffee on her face

>fresh off the boat, she eagerly seeks new faces,
>late at night, Chad's cum on her face it glazes.

>You thinking Stacy wants Chad
>It's a fad, all Stacy wants your dad

>you spend your nights fapping to porn
>meanwhile your oneitis chokes on Chad's horn

>>25673648
>Chad makes her pussy loose
>You at home preparing the noose

she's on the phone with you, she's your precious boo.
she does her best to not make a noise, for right now she-no-poo (because Chad's dick is in her ass while she's talking on the phone with you about what you're gonna buy her this weekend as part of your "best friends" arrangement)

>You fap to a chinese cartoon
>And chad is filling her poon

i am the prince of darkness,
call me "your royal fartness"

>>25673743
How abstract.

you realize that there's always someone better,
be yourself, you're nobody's go-getter!

All that you wanted was tits or some head
But he cucked you and cucked you and then cucked you again
And just when you though that you might get vagina
Here comes Chad and his dick to remind ya
That though you may try with the hardest of might
To win over Stacy and fuck her tonight
That you'll never win and you'll always be stuck
Watching Chad rip her open like some kind of cuck

>>25674454

>rip her open

ok chad, calm down your 5.5 inches isn't that big buddy.