>see girl on tinder
>big tiddies, phat ass holy shit
>plays vidya and wants to meet a "nerdy below-average guy"
>mfw fit her criteria exactly
>tumblr full of nudes
>has the shittiest personality in the world
>pictures of her cuts and her in hospital
>picture of her pregnancy tests
>has a daddy fetish
>want to fucking strangle her
>also want to fuck her in the ass until my cock falls off and lose my virginity
>desperation gets the better of me, super like her
>she likes me back
FUCKFUCKFUCK what do I do? Is this a good decision? When does it become too late to turn back? Do I even want this? Fucking send help immediately
>looking for a relationship
Noooooo fucking way, not with her at least.
Here is said tumblr. Pure cancer but fuck if she's not a ball drainer...
Sounds like a good way to die desu, 10/10 would listen to her painful blood-curdling screams as I fade into the abyss with my rigor-mortis induced erection still inside her arsehole
you better delete this thread real fast faggot before she reads it
just so you know, even ironically being a whiteknight still makes you a massive faggot that nobody thinks is funny
just do it, we're 1/10s, they are 1/10s, you're supposed to if gf feels are so important to you
I watched this from the sidelines and thought you looked like a typical tumblr whore, but now that you've shown up and called out the, "fuckboys," I wanna plow the ever living fuck out of your holes.
She's probably not that bad, although she definitely has some issues.
Basically she's a walking red flag
>is this a good idea
In the long run, no, but the sex will be good, fat girls try harder at sex cause they know they aren't hot. I would know, I am fat.
>when does it become too late to turn back?
It already has, if you stop texting her everyone will be sad, so no matter what you're gonna have to deal with it. You can put it off until later though.
>do I even want this?
OF COURSE YOU DO
the social rituals we have to go through in order to be naked with someone is fucking stupid. You're doing a great job. You can make it bruthuh
>just b urself
Yo, i'm not like these faggot kids here. Let's see your ass.
>pic related, my 7.4 inch cock
OP you can't handle a girl like me anyway. Chubby girls fuck HARD.
ewwwwww who let trash in
good job hijacking another cultures slur m8 promoting rape culture shitlord :^)
I wonder who this post could be about?
white girls always cultrually appropriate slurs, white girls are trash
give you a 4/10 minus points for your choice of glasses lens, alien shaped head and shit taste in moba's + you clearly have some unresolved issuse / mental disorder
took you a few tries so must be hard 4 u :^)
>just got back into playing runescape (old school)
>some retard buys my bronze pickaxe for 50k
>buy tin+copper from GE, make bronze bars and turn profit time after time
>really getting into it
>do some questing, tryna kill bitch ass elvarg, hits like a fucking truck
Gonna upgrade to members soon, shit's addicting
>Want to strangle her
That's not even close to enough.
whats up with the bath water
>'likes nerdy below-average guys' ei: the entire audience for gamer camwhores
>OP thinks she 'likes him back'
Shes fucking stringing you along like all those other below average white nerdy cucks to make money and viewers for her shitty channel, how can you not see this?
That is true. Well that is if I was willing to so, in hindsight.
Whoever whiteknighted me, I do actually have to thank you. Although you did nearly incite the rage of Tumblr on my arse, it did turn out to be a top kek in the end. I regret nothing.
At the very least this experience convinced me to delete Tinder. Absolute cancer