PANIC STATIONS

You send pics to us

Fuck her if you can

But if you're looking for a relation ship...

A B O R T M I S S I O N

>>25671619
>looking for a relationship
Noooooo fucking way, not with her at least.
>>25671611
http://mcdonaldstits.tumblr.com/
Here is said tumblr. Pure cancer but fuck if she's not a ball drainer...

Fuck her in the ass with superglue as lube (don't tell her lol) then kill yourself when it sets. We will await your deed on the national news

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>>25671649
Sounds like a good way to die desu, 10/10 would listen to her painful blood-curdling screams as I fade into the abyss with my rigor-mortis induced erection still inside her arsehole

>>25671641
her body is alpha as fuck go tap that shit anon

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lol good luck fucking her OP

wait wait wait wtf
how many people has already tapped that...

please do use protection
whatever you do

She's too fat OP dont do it just imagine what that cunt and asswamp might smell OP for the love of god

DO NOT PROCEED

ABORT ABORT

>>25672753
>being this much of a whiteknight
I truly hope you did it simply because you like watching the world burn and not because you wanted to help this skank.

>>25671555
you better delete this thread real fast faggot before she reads it

because Reddit>>25672753
is here

just so you know, even ironically being a whiteknight still makes you a massive faggot that nobody thinks is funny

>>25672905
I thought it was funny
fuck OP
he just came here in search of his robros approval, which he may or may not get, but it shouldn't matter one single fucking bit

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Hi it's the 'cam whore' here. Stupid fuck boys.

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>>25671555
just do it, we're 1/10s, they are 1/10s, you're supposed to if gf feels are so important to you

>>25672905
I already took screenshots and sent them to her. not like deleting the thread now will do anything

>>25672952
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>>25672977
Hello reddit
yes very funny Narwhal bacons upboat this please

>>25672977
Good man anon, fuck OP.

OP, drop that shit. She will destroy your thirsty ass.

>>25672952
G E T F I T
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>>25672977
On one hand you are a massive faggot, on the other hand you probably just helped OP dodge a bullet

UPDATE: he unmatched me on tinder when I confronted him. Run away little fuckboys.

>>25673051
Get off this board you succubus hambeast

>>25673051
Nice cowtits there ole mcdonald, I hear a noose is pretty handy if you're into getting choked ;^)

>>25672977
Like she gives a single fuck about /r9k/ or your whiteknighting lol

>>25673051
wow
I watched this from the sidelines and thought you looked like a typical tumblr whore, but now that you've shown up and called out the, "fuckboys," I wanna plow the ever living fuck out of your holes.

>>25673090
m8, fuccboi is typical normalfag language these days thanks to black culture, what rock are you living under?

>>25673136
it's a sedimentary boulder.
about 12' x 8' x 6.5'
pretty heavy

>>25673136
I thought it was like a korean thing

>>25673051
>>25672952
this is not real. Tumblr won't let you submit links

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She's probably not that bad, although she definitely has some issues.

Basically she's a walking red flag

>is this a good idea
In the long run, no, but the sex will be good, fat girls try harder at sex cause they know they aren't hot. I would know, I am fat.

>when does it become too late to turn back?
It already has, if you stop texting her everyone will be sad, so no matter what you're gonna have to deal with it. You can put it off until later though.

>do I even want this?
OF COURSE YOU DO
the social rituals we have to go through in order to be naked with someone is fucking stupid. You're doing a great job. You can make it bruthuh

>just b urself

And the OP is some fat ugly spotty kid with stupid bieber hair. I wouldn't touch him with a fucking barch pole.

>>25673171
no, it's very much a black culture thing, same with t.b.h and f.a.m, you faggots keep adopting their stupid shit for whatever reason.

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>>25673051
Yo, i'm not like these faggot kids here. Let's see your ass.

>pic related, my 7.4 inch cock

>>25673201
time stamp of gtfo

>>25673201
fake af tbqh

>>25673226
skinny minnie

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OP you can't handle a girl like me anyway. Chubby girls fuck HARD.

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>>25672952
>>25673051
ewwwwww who let trash in
> fuckboys
good job hijacking another cultures slur m8 promoting rape culture shitlord :^)

>>25673323
you're literally a faggot, kiddo. post a time stamp, you're obviously some fag kid pretending to be her

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>>25673301
No need to be jealous kid

I'm done with you idiots, gonna go roll in my bed full of money and pretend that fuckboys actually matter to me

>>25673051
it's pronounced 'fuccboi'

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Yes it's fucking me.

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I wonder who this post could be about?

>>25672281
This to so many degrees

>>25673497
lol retard doesn't know what a timestamp is

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>>25673393
white girls always cultrually appropriate slurs, white girls are trash
>>25673497
give you a 4/10 minus points for your choice of glasses lens, alien shaped head and shit taste in moba's + you clearly have some unresolved issuse / mental disorder

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It's not hard.

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>>25673709
took you a few tries so must be hard 4 u :^)

>>25671555
>just got back into playing runescape (old school)
>some retard buys my bronze pickaxe for 50k
>buy tin+copper from GE, make bronze bars and turn profit time after time
>really getting into it
>do some questing, tryna kill bitch ass elvarg, hits like a fucking truck
Gonna upgrade to members soon, shit's addicting

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>>25671555
>>25671641
Truly disgusting.

>Want to strangle her
That's not even close to enough.

>>25671555
Fuck it OP

What's the worst that could happen?

>>25673393
Not really sure why I chuckled at this,but thanks anon.

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>>25671555
Noice trips

original

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whats up with the bath water

>>25674070
bath salts and shit

get comfy

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>>25674070
S W A M P
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>>25674070
Probably those Lush bath bombs. White girls love that shit.

oooh right white girl shit

>>25673226
that's not seven and a half. mb 6

>>25671555
>vidya camwhore
>'likes nerdy below-average guys' ei: the entire audience for gamer camwhores
>OP thinks she 'likes him back'
Shes fucking stringing you along like all those other below average white nerdy cucks to make money and viewers for her shitty channel, how can you not see this?

I'd hit it and quit it, at least. She wants someone to dominate her and treat her like a little girl. How can you say no to that?

>>25672753
what a faggot, you realise she is probably super liked more than once right?

>>25673201
what the fuck is a barch pole

>>25674808
"she" meant barge pole, i would assume

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OP here

Can confirm roastie tears are delicious

>>25674955
You could have created this thread AFTER having played with her boobs and ass and stuck your dick in multiple parts of her chubby body.

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>>25675061
That is true. Well that is if I was willing to so, in hindsight.

Whoever whiteknighted me, I do actually have to thank you. Although you did nearly incite the rage of Tumblr on my arse, it did turn out to be a top kek in the end. I regret nothing.

At the very least this experience convinced me to delete Tinder. Absolute cancer

>>25675256
I think you'll come to regret this. I would hit that at least once. I'm sure you would have wanted to use her as your sex toy and spank her. That's what she was asking for.