>thanks so much for inviting me to eat lunch with you, Anon!
>I know I'm pretty shy and quiet in class.. but I can be fun too
>*takes the salt and pepper shaker*
>*moves them around as if they were people*
>*makes deep awkward voice*
>"Hey Susie, wanna have lunch together?"
>look you are the pepper shaker because you're black haha!
Why the fuck did you bring that retarded water bottle to this restaurant did you think they wouldn't have glasses? Fuck you're so dumb, I don't know why I agreed to come to this, I wish I brought my DS
>she continues laughing awkwardly at her own joke as I slowly tilt my head down
>my hands are chocolate brown, with a grape soda tin clenched in one and and a chicken wing hanging from the other
>I yelp and spill the can on a nearby chad
>the grape soda engulfs the white part of his shirt
>he stands up and looks hard at me
Then I wake up covered in sweat from the horrible nightmare
BLACK PEOPLE CANT BE ROBOTS
FUCK OFF TYRONE