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Tfw you wake up and you've started your period and stained your bed (pic related is what I woke up to) and your tired as fuck but you have to get up and have a shower and but a pad and some clean clothes on other wise your butt and vaj is drenched in blood and you feel icky

Man guys don't know shit
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>you get up and a glob slides out
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Fucking swine, if u were my gf i would promptly beat the shit out of you if you let your vile vaginal discharge touch my bed
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you can still fuck any guy only by spreading ur legs so shut the fuck up
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>period protein farts at the bottom of squats
>abandon gym and never return out of embarrassment
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>>25668200
>tfw this unironically turns me on
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nasty, what happens if period comes during sleep. do you have nightmares.
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>will never have intercourse with a woman
>will never be able to form a meaningful relationship with a woman in so far as we as humans are capable in our delusion in one another's favour
I hate this...

>will never bleed out of my genitalia every month
...but I want to express my gratitute for being a man. Thank you, fate, luck, God, whoever or whatever.

I am so grateful that I am not a woman.
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WHYDON'T YOU HAVE A SHEET ON YOUR BED OH MY GOD

Also how fat are you? how do you not know when your periods are coming??????
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>bare mattress

The fuck are you playing at? Can't afford sheets?
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>>25668298
No periods are not as bad as people make them out to be. Women just want something to inherently bitch over, even more so for fat bitches as theres generally more blood to pump out with greater difficulty if you're 50% lard
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>>25668200
tfw wearing white jeans and your period is 3 days early
tfw being on your period squatting to pick something up from the floor and then ejecting a bloody jellyfish, which overflows your pad, when getting up.
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damn, thats a shame. a shame that blood isn't from your wrists, that is. (laughs)
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>tfw you shitpost spam general threads every god damn day when the old ones are still up
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>me reading this thread
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>>25668273
Fucking a guy isn't going to make her mattress clean again.
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>>25668384
it will if in exchange for use of vagina he flips the bed

Good as new
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All I care about is why you don't have a mattress protector and sheets on your bed. Like what the fuck?
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>>25668320
>how do you not know when your period is coming

Not a girl but it's not exactly obvious. Especially if it happens overnight. It's not a set time every month and sometimes it'll be early/late which fucks you over even more. There's no warning to it half of the time either. Sometimes there's cramps before the blood, sometimes after.
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Just take the pill if it's so bad , you don't have to have it at all then , I've been on the pill for about a year and hardly even get it, never really got stomach pains either, sometimes I think girls bitch far too often about this once in a while cunt blood issue.
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>>25668426
>normies will continue to shitpost on this board
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>>25668277
>period protein farts at the bottom of squats
Awww
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>>25668200
girl u nasty
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>>25668405


Bullshit, its pretty damned easy to tell if you're not fat. If you're american though that's average there so I guess thats why you think that way? Otherwise it's pretty easy to tell. Unless her vaginal discharge is ALWAYS a fucked up colour that also changes in the few days before, I'm honestly having a hard time believing anyone has a hard time telling when their periods are coming, that's just retarded
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Why do women come here for the attention and validation?


>>>/soc/
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>>25668320
Op here
I'm not fat I'm a really deep sleeper and I took the dirty sheet off
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>>25668525
Will you be my gf femilio
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>>25668487
No, it really isn't easy to tell. There are warning signs, sure, but what does discharge colour mean? Okay, some time in the next 1-4 days your period will start. You're not gonna go putting in a tampon in preparation because it hurts coming out dry.

Why do you think so many girls have bloodied up their beds? Or ruined countless pairs of underwear?
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Seriously though. Where are your fucking sheets?
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>>25668487
I'm not fat pic is me
Proof: you can see mattress in the back

I'm a deep sleeper even if I wasn't its hard to tell until you wake up
You wouldn't know since it doesn't happen to you bruh
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>>25668593
Here is pic
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>>25668619
be my gf fembot
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>>25668619
Oh shit is you isis?
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>>25668630
Where did you get that from ??
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>>25668651
U can't be serious. The 'ditz' persona doesn't fly here. Keep up. it's a screenshot.
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>>25668350
I don't do that you have mistaken me for someone else mate
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>what is a matress protector?

>what is pe empting when your periods due and sleeping with a sanitry towel/.

>how do I use a wet wipe and put a towel down.
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>>25668888
>sleeping with a towel underneath yourself for half a week in preparation for your period
>every month
>maybe 1 in 3 times it saves your sheets
>other 2 in 3 your period starts during the daytime and the whole towel thing is for nothing

It's really not worth it in the long run
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>>25668914
Your personal hygiene is shit tier. Your laziness to handle literal fermenting blood is absolutely disgusting.
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>>25668619
You have the body of a pear.
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>>25668545
Wearing a tampon????


Who??? Who wears tampons? Sanitary towels are so much easier.

Anyone who uses tampons has a loose vagina and is lazy to boot.

Hope they all die from that toxic shit jammed up in there
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>>25668929
I never said I was a girl. I just know that no girl I know does that and there must be a reason for it.
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>>25668914
You should still ALWAYS have a mattress pad. If you don't you're basically a savage.
I'm 31 damn years old, and I've never had blood spill out all over the fucking place on my mattress and I never use a towel. I can only deduce that whatever frontier bitch that took the OP photo slept naked on a bare mattress like a complete animal.
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>>25668914
I meant in place of having to change your sheets at 3am.
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I'm definitely not ready for a relationship. This shit's gross
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>>25668200
holy fuck you're disgusting

i'd fucking dump you in a instant if I woke up to that
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>is idiotic and unhealthy she doesn't know the signs of when her period is coming up
We even have phone apps that alert us now. There's zero excuse unless this is your first period ever.
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>>25668980
My periods are irregular
Itsa hardknock life
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>tfw no gf to bring breakfast too, and cuddle with when she has a bad period week
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>>25669044
>tfw no gf to have rough sex with on her period
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>>25668200
things like that makes me happy to be single
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>>25668934
B-Baggy trousers and hoodie godammit
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>>25668619
FUCK OFF FEMBOT WITH YO NASTY ASS VAG, YOU ARE NOT A ROBOT YOU'RE JUST A ATTENTION WHORE!!!!![/spoiler]REEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>25668934
Anon be quiet
She's a qt :3
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>tfw your period goes through the pad
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>>25669165
This is the bloody worst desu
I tried wearing 2 pads once and all the blood was on my panties
?? Like how the fuck?
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>>25669165
>tfw qt femanons post hot gross stuff
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Get out sluts you are contaminating this board
You have no idea of what it means to be a robot and don't belong here
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>>25669022
Start getting healthy by eating right and exercising. My periods became regular and less of a hassle when I started working out and eating right. How your periods are can tell a lot about your state of health.
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What the fuck, that's appaling. I'm a fembot; last time something like this has happened to me when I was 13 and didn't know how to count my period time. You are literally a filth if you don't know/register when your period starts
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>>25669185
>>25669165
>Wearing pads
>Ever

Fucking disgusting. Walking around with damp blood in my panties is so disgusting. Ever step is *squelch* *squish* in between my legs. You'll never take my tampons away.

>>25670020
Not that anon but I've always had crazy periods since my very first one when I was 11. I also get cramps so bad I puke and black out on the first day. Whether I eat healthy or like shit, exercise, I've tried it all senpai some people are just fucked like me.
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>>25668200
>not using a waterproof mattress pad
I can spill an entire beer on my bed.
Women are dumb.
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>>25670197
>Fucking disgusting. Walking around with damp blood in my panties is so disgusting
>Tampons v Pads best civil war

Why worry about Captain america 3 or BvS?
I thought this shit was a myth, there is real fucking venom between these parties.
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>tfw I'm not a mod so I can't ban all the fucking /soc/ whores and tell them to go back there if they want to get off on people stroking their egos
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>>25668200
What a distasteful bait. You just need someone to change your big girl diapers.
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I never have this feel because I use a mattress protector. Your mattress itself looks old and dingy, what was the last time it was replaced? You're supposed to do it at least once every 10 years.

Btw, menstrual cups are far better, less smelly than pads, don't cause rashes like pads, can be worn for 12 hours before you need to empty them, and they don't give you the bloated feeling tampons do. Try keeping better track of your period, then you can use a menstrual product the night before you're due to start it and you won't have any leaks.

>tfw started getting horrible vaginal pain during arousal but have to wait another week before getting a pelvic exam
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>>25670288
>big girl
For you
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me in the middle right
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CarefuI, Careful...
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Period sex is best sex.

Normies want anal but think a bit of blood is the nastiest.

The truth is a girl will never be as horny and insatiable as when she's on her period.

i love having blood on my sick but that's just me
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>>25670598
Is that the african splatoon export?
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>>25668277
At least you are trying bitch
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>>25668200
>tfw no fembot to put my girltinkler in
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Anyone want a boyfriend? Please respond.
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>want a gf so I can comfort her when she's on her period/generally make her happy
/FIT/ TOLD ME IT WOULD HAPPEN IF I GOT RIPPED
I'M RIPPED, /FIT/
I'M 6'5"
WHERE. IS. MY. GF?
IS THE HEIGHT THING A MYTH?
FUUUUUUUAAAAAARRRRKKKKK
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damn i finally realise women

you only wanna fuck chad because your vagina bleeds and shit and requires upkeep, youre not gonna just give it to anyone

it all makes sense now

good thing im gay as hell
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>>25671433
*raises paw*

*originally*
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>>25672878
Paw? Are you some sort of fucking furry?
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>>25672944
*unsheathes katana*
*originally*
Back the fuck off?!?!?!
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>>25668946
Yes, sitting in 6 hours worth of blood is much cleaner than never letting it surface your body till its been contained. Oh and those little, compact things that form to your body make your vagina soo loose.
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>>25672878
>>25672973
You can be my furry, katana wielding furfag girlfriend.
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>>25672985
>>25670197
>I'm witnessing war right now, Tbh.

Shots are fired, rapidly.
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>>25673246
I got some bad news for you, anon
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>>25673308
Why do you even have that saved?
A literal trifecta of dicks.
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>>25673308
Will you at least dress like a girl for me?
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