Tfw you wake up and you've started your period and stained your bed (pic related is what I woke up to) and your tired as fuck but you have to get up and have a shower and but a pad and some clean clothes on other wise your butt and vaj is drenched in blood and you feel icky
Man guys don't know shit
Fucking swine, if u were my gf i would promptly beat the shit out of you if you let your vile vaginal discharge touch my bed
>period protein farts at the bottom of squats
>abandon gym and never return out of embarrassment
>will never have intercourse with a woman
>will never be able to form a meaningful relationship with a woman in so far as we as humans are capable in our delusion in one another's favour
I hate this...
>will never bleed out of my genitalia every month
...but I want to express my gratitute for being a man. Thank you, fate, luck, God, whoever or whatever.
I am so grateful that I am not a woman.
No periods are not as bad as people make them out to be. Women just want something to inherently bitch over, even more so for fat bitches as theres generally more blood to pump out with greater difficulty if you're 50% lard
tfw wearing white jeans and your period is 3 days early
tfw being on your period squatting to pick something up from the floor and then ejecting a bloody jellyfish, which overflows your pad, when getting up.
>tfw you shitpost spam general threads every god damn day when the old ones are still up
>how do you not know when your period is coming
Not a girl but it's not exactly obvious. Especially if it happens overnight. It's not a set time every month and sometimes it'll be early/late which fucks you over even more. There's no warning to it half of the time either. Sometimes there's cramps before the blood, sometimes after.
Just take the pill if it's so bad , you don't have to have it at all then , I've been on the pill for about a year and hardly even get it, never really got stomach pains either, sometimes I think girls bitch far too often about this once in a while cunt blood issue.
>normies will continue to shitpost on this board
>period protein farts at the bottom of squats
Bullshit, its pretty damned easy to tell if you're not fat. If you're american though that's average there so I guess thats why you think that way? Otherwise it's pretty easy to tell. Unless her vaginal discharge is ALWAYS a fucked up colour that also changes in the few days before, I'm honestly having a hard time believing anyone has a hard time telling when their periods are coming, that's just retarded
Why do women come here for the attention and validation?
No, it really isn't easy to tell. There are warning signs, sure, but what does discharge colour mean? Okay, some time in the next 1-4 days your period will start. You're not gonna go putting in a tampon in preparation because it hurts coming out dry.
Why do you think so many girls have bloodied up their beds? Or ruined countless pairs of underwear?
I'm not fat pic is me
Proof: you can see mattress in the back
I'm a deep sleeper even if I wasn't its hard to tell until you wake up
You wouldn't know since it doesn't happen to you bruh
Oh shit is you isis?
U can't be serious. The 'ditz' persona doesn't fly here. Keep up. it's a screenshot.
>sleeping with a towel underneath yourself for half a week in preparation for your period
>maybe 1 in 3 times it saves your sheets
>other 2 in 3 your period starts during the daytime and the whole towel thing is for nothing
It's really not worth it in the long run
Wearing a tampon????
Who??? Who wears tampons? Sanitary towels are so much easier.
Anyone who uses tampons has a loose vagina and is lazy to boot.
Hope they all die from that toxic shit jammed up in there
You should still ALWAYS have a mattress pad. If you don't you're basically a savage.
I'm 31 damn years old, and I've never had blood spill out all over the fucking place on my mattress and I never use a towel. I can only deduce that whatever frontier bitch that took the OP photo slept naked on a bare mattress like a complete animal.
>is idiotic and unhealthy she doesn't know the signs of when her period is coming up
We even have phone apps that alert us now. There's zero excuse unless this is your first period ever.
B-Baggy trousers and hoodie godammit
FUCK OFF FEMBOT WITH YO NASTY ASS VAG, YOU ARE NOT A ROBOT YOU'RE JUST A ATTENTION WHORE!!!!![/spoiler]REEEEEEEEEEEEE
Start getting healthy by eating right and exercising. My periods became regular and less of a hassle when I started working out and eating right. How your periods are can tell a lot about your state of health.
What the fuck, that's appaling. I'm a fembot; last time something like this has happened to me when I was 13 and didn't know how to count my period time. You are literally a filth if you don't know/register when your period starts
Fucking disgusting. Walking around with damp blood in my panties is so disgusting. Ever step is *squelch* *squish* in between my legs. You'll never take my tampons away.
Not that anon but I've always had crazy periods since my very first one when I was 11. I also get cramps so bad I puke and black out on the first day. Whether I eat healthy or like shit, exercise, I've tried it all senpai some people are just fucked like me.
>Fucking disgusting. Walking around with damp blood in my panties is so disgusting
>Tampons v Pads best civil war
Why worry about Captain america 3 or BvS?
I thought this shit was a myth, there is real fucking venom between these parties.
>tfw I'm not a mod so I can't ban all the fucking /soc/ whores and tell them to go back there if they want to get off on people stroking their egos
What a distasteful bait. You just need someone to change your big girl diapers.
I never have this feel because I use a mattress protector. Your mattress itself looks old and dingy, what was the last time it was replaced? You're supposed to do it at least once every 10 years.
Btw, menstrual cups are far better, less smelly than pads, don't cause rashes like pads, can be worn for 12 hours before you need to empty them, and they don't give you the bloated feeling tampons do. Try keeping better track of your period, then you can use a menstrual product the night before you're due to start it and you won't have any leaks.
>tfw started getting horrible vaginal pain during arousal but have to wait another week before getting a pelvic exam
Period sex is best sex.
Normies want anal but think a bit of blood is the nastiest.
The truth is a girl will never be as horny and insatiable as when she's on her period.
i love having blood on my sick but that's just me
>want a gf so I can comfort her when she's on her period/generally make her happy
/FIT/ TOLD ME IT WOULD HAPPEN IF I GOT RIPPED
I'M RIPPED, /FIT/
WHERE. IS. MY. GF?
IS THE HEIGHT THING A MYTH?
damn i finally realise women
you only wanna fuck chad because your vagina bleeds and shit and requires upkeep, youre not gonna just give it to anyone
it all makes sense now
good thing im gay as hell
Yes, sitting in 6 hours worth of blood is much cleaner than never letting it surface your body till its been contained. Oh and those little, compact things that form to your body make your vagina soo loose.
>I'm witnessing war right now, Tbh.
Shots are fired, rapidly.