>try to bath perfectly, convering the whole body
>towel still smells horribly after drying myself
>wipe a thousand times after taking a shit
>still smells like literal shit some time after
I wish i wasn't so unhygienic, fuck
iktf OP. I feel like a disgusting creature that belongs in a bog.
Use soap when you shower. Shower daily and wash your hair with shampoo and conditioner every other day. Brush, floss, and use mouthwash 2-3x a day no matter what. Clean asshole after pooping, use wetwipes. There is no reason to whine if you can prevent it.
>Tfw take a shower
>Some reason still feel dirty as fuck
>tfw not even fat
>get a loofah and womens body wash. NOT mens. that stuff is literal shit and smells awful to everyone
>with a washcloth actually wash inside your ass
>use glycerin soap on your face
>use moisturizer on your face
>make sure you're buying a new toothbrush every few months
>for fucks sake use mouthwash
its not that hard
you might have that stinky disease, you should get yourself checked out by a doctor
>have gross fatfuck shut in friend
>severe lack of hygiene, especially lately
>sat on my couch to watch movies
>days later I can smell his ass on the pillows on my couch
>he bought a new headset
>a few weeks later those smell like shit and are covered in dead skin
>pubes growing on his chin and neck
>skin is visibly unhealthy
Can you gross fags please learn to shower properly? Being ugly and shit is fine, but at least have good hygiene and shower right. You can't smell how disgusting you are, but everyone around you can.
I have a friend like this.
The worst thing is that he'll grab my hats and stuff like that and put them on and then they're ruined. He wore my welding helmet and now it's fucked and I don't want to put it on anymore.