My mother wants to do online dating for me, I made a thread about

>>25666922
Dude, online dating is ABSOLUTE shit for robots like us.

>>25666922

Were you the guy with the Courage the Cowardly dog T-shirt?

>>25666922
The fact that she listed any of your flaws at all means you'll never have a chance.

>>25666970
I suggested that to her but she said it's best to be honest and also that if I didn't have those things there girls would assume I was uninterested in them.

She's about to realize what online dating is like for non-Chad I guess.

>>25667126
I 100 percent guarantee you that putting that won't help you, but you already know that.

>>25667186
Maybe some girls will reply to messages out of pity for the retard they'll think I am.
Even though that's no good my mom might think that it is so she won't realize how horrible the failure is and just keeps trying until some girl thinks I'm creepy and puts up a warning on Facebook or something.

>>25666922
My mom says I'm handsome too

>>25666922
So what exactly are you asking us, OP?

>>25666956
No. Was there a guy who posted something similar?
What happened to him?

>>25666922
Get her to suck your dick.

>>25666922
OP, you should post your profile here.

>>25666922
I find it amusing that even women don't know what women want. That's just about the worst way to get attention from them.

>>25667287
>Maybe some girls will reply to messages out of pity for the retard they'll think I am.
bit too pessimistic
there is minority willing to give shy one a chance

>>25666922
Your mum sounds gr8 t b h

Go hug her

>>25667425
she sounds like an ignorant selfish cunt t b h

>>25667386
It's not in English. It would take a bunch of time to translate it entirely but maybe I'll do it another time.
Here it is through google translate.
Here you will find a shy but if you learn to feel good guy in all ways. I think I'm pretty funny, like animals, especially cats and horses.
I like to play computer games, go to the movies, ride, listen to music and is really good at cooking. I work in cycles, like to be out and go and the other usual stuff. I enjoy traveling as a student finances allow it.
I'm not the world's best to take the initiative, but give me an extra chance so I hang happy with at the time.


Learn to feel - get to know
Work in cycles - exercise periodically
I hope you'll understand the rest well enough.

>>25666922
that picture is too relatable

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>>25666922
let her do it, let her learn what its like, let her stare into the abyss that all men must face.
post her reaction when she can't get any women to write and she gets upset.

>>25667608
there is at least one girl that would be interested. it really is just a numbers/determination thing. keep trying anon, you'd be amazed at what can happen if you never give up.

>>25667608
Which country? This is very important in determining what the women are like

>>25667623
if that's true then you should try and hit the gym sometime.
i know it sounds bad if not terrible for the first time, but you really change once you build some muscle mass as your testosterone level will go higher and everything else along with it.

if your anxiety prevents you from going then bring it to your home, get a small qt homegym for your personal usage (it's what i did) and use /fit/ and youtube as personal trainers.

hell you can make your own weights if you want too, poverty gyms are as good as overpriced mall-tier gyms.

regards
an ex obese now /fit/ dude.

>>25666922

Just delete and tell her you would rather not bother with online dating because it's hopeless.

>>25667608

In the end it depends on what types of girls you like and want to attract. Stacy, wild girls wont reply to that, it's too mellow and almost apolgetic-like.

There are shy "nice girls" who'd probably message you unless you have a very creepy profile pic. But these will also probably tend to be naive and idealistic, so if that's an annoyance to you..

One of the biggest mistake guys tend to make is use a picture that looks somewhat creepy, or is just outright unflattering. Their eyes tend to be "stiff" or narrowlike, intense.

Taking a good picture can be difficult. Or at least a picture where you don't come off as a creep or weirdo. Take pics when you're in a good mood or have recently laughed.

Creepy picture + apolgetic profile = gives the impression you were beat into submission and probably have issues with people

Neutral to good picture + apolgetic profile = you choose to be a "good guy" and screw people who don't accept your cutesy interests or shy and quiet nature

>>25667698
Sweden. Here's some more text to get the post through the robot.

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>>25667847
embrace your future

>>25667704
Not him but I look like the picture too a little bit (I'm op).


>>25651356 #
I started twice but it just lasted like 6 months both times. I got significantly stronger and had slightly larger muscles but I started from almost nothing and am 6'5" so I still wasn't anywhere near having a good looking body.

I hadn't noticed any good things coming from my lifting and I really disliked it so I slowly did it less and less until I wasn't doing it at all.
That's what would happen if I tried again.

>>25667871
make it more of a hobby and not a chore, dedicate specific times for it and you're golden.

Rome wasn't built in a day, you have to do it constantly for at least a year or two for the results to actually become visible.

but hey, if you don't enjoy it find something else, biking running or swimming whatever you like, i just found lifting to be the best for sculpturing the body and now it's my sweet escape.

never give up~

>>25667736
Maybe I'll make another thread about this when there's more stuff to tell such as results (rejections) from messages to girls.
If you're here often and see that thread I can post my profile picture then.

I think I ruined this thread by forgetting to say that I'm from Scandinavia rather than Sweden.

>>25667847
I'm under the impression that Swedish girls have high standards

>>25666922
If this is real, then you need to fucking man up and not be lead around by your mom.

Jesus Christ.

>>25667847
>slut modern society with some of the most attractive people in the world
I imagine dating must be tough.

A work-friend felt sorry for me and actually created an account for me. I didn't know until she had actually got a date set-up for me.

I was amazed at how generous she was and went on the date...

The date never showed up...

Never got any more matches... The feels.

>>25667418

>competing with chad by listing flaws

Pls.

>>25667871
you're 6'5 and complaining?
fucking pathetic, try being 5'7

>>25667302
Yeah, same here. But in reality, I'm 3/10 fat piece of shit. She knows it too but her maternal bond to you doesn't permit to say the truth.

>>25668492
I have never gotten helped by my height but it has been impractical in many ways unrelated to girls.

>>25667302
Same here and for some reason older women not life milfs but like 60 year olds
Just 10 more years until wizard status.

>>25667608
That's not a bad profile m8. Liking animals, cooking, travelling are typical normie girl green flags. And the last part shows some honesty.

You might not get stacy, but you might get some nice sweet caring normie girl.

still, it all probably rests on
> a good smiling/happy picture
> you taking initiative and actually messaging
> you being able to hold a conversation

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>>25669179
>a good smiling/happy picture
I'm not sure if it's any good. I wasn't using the account so I didn't have any strong opinion about it so I let her pick an image and she picked this.
>you taking initiative and actually messaging
This I'm really bad at. My mother wants to suggest messages that I make and then I can send if I want so there will probably be messaging.
>you being able to hold a conversation
No, not for more than a few messages.

>>25667608
ha, that's horrific

>>25667942
It's not at all enjoyable for me so i don't think I can make it a hobby.
I enjoy some pretty active things but they don't do much for the body.

>>25669291
>I let her pick an image and she picked this.
you should probably add another with you smiling or looking happy, maybe taking part in some activity or holding a kitten or something, if you can. You got a bit of a scowl there. I expect women would call that "brooding and mysterious", it's a contrast to your profile description, you don't look like some weak faggot at least. at the end of the day your mother is a woman and probably knows some things.

>>25669291
>This I'm really bad at. My mother wants to suggest messages that I make and then I can send if I want so there will probably be messaging.
>>you being able to hold a conversation
>No, not for more than a few messages.
Practise on omegle and skype with total strangers has been helping me, I haven't transferred it to dating sites though.

>>25670050
>at the end of the day your mother is a woman and probably knows some things.
(...but you'll end up with the kind of woman she is aiming for, perhaps one just like her...)

>>25670050
She added a picture of me petting a horse to the album but I had the same face in that one.

I've tried skype and omegle with people from r9k and I think I've had some practice from it but I'm still not good, the contact always ends pretty quickly. I don't know how much I could get from that.

>>25669291
You aren't an ugly cunt at least

>>25670682
Yeah I'm not ugly but maybe only Chad looks could have compensated for calling yourself shy and bad at initiatives.

>>25669291
Oh Erik J, is that you?

>>25666922
Explain to your mother that online dating sucks.

Now if you already don't have a regimen for yourself, make one.
Make sure it contains
>cultivating your mind
Reading books, educating yourself, never allowing yourself to have lazy mind. Reduce mind numbing activities like boring video games.
>cultivating your body
Exercise. That is a necessary part of lifestyle.

If you allow your mind and body to grow weak, you are starting at -1000 points and it will take a lot of effort to get to 0. But the effort is always worth it.

What looks like autism is inexperience and lack of proper social interaction.

In case you have a lingering pornography/masturbation addiction, do nofap.
This diagnosis is far too common here. Try going for a week without porn if you watch porn regularly and see for yourself if you get cravings. Also given the context that porn is thought of as normal, when it clearly can harm many people in sneaky ways.
Regarding the harms of pornography, http://fightthenewdrug.org because I am not going to do your research for you.

If your motivation is shit, and you have no discipline, you will have to work on that yourself. No one else is going to do it for you.

Just few words from 26 years old virgin.

>>25671335
Yes it's me. I'm still here and still feeling.

>>25666922
Sounds fun. Maybe she'll come to her senses when she sees how girls react to you and stop bugging you in vain hope of grandchildren.

My aunt was trying to hook me up with some nurse recently. She's a spinster, she should know better.

>>25667869
underrated post

thank you for late night kek

you actually look alright mate, idk how you havent had any elsas come up to you.

t. not a 60 year old women

>>25666922
Why does your mom insist on you having a gf?

Is she one of those ''I want grandkids and I want them NOW!'' psychos?
If so, run.
Run as fast as you can.

>>25672473
A bunch of years ago i told her about how i couldn't get a gf and how it was a problem.
Now we haven't talked much about it for a long time but she thinks i can get one and it would be good to have one i think.

>>25666922
guitarboy444? Is that you?

>>25666922
>I'm not good at taking the initiative but just give me another chance and I'll come along for most things

Ahahaha, that's hilarious! Sounds like an advert for rehoming a problem dog. "I'm not very house-trained but give me a chance and I'll be your bestfriend".

>>25667608
>Learn to feel

>dad starts questioning me being tfw no gf
>suggests getting into online dating
>have to avoid talking about grills whenever he's around because it's an elephant in the room

How do I explain it's only for roasties and Chads?

>>25674686
Yeah that's what i thought too. One girl sent me a message and my mother replied for me and now that girl has replied again so maybe it's not too horrible for all of them. She sent the first message before i got that horrible profile though.

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>>25666922
I wish my mom would do something like this for me. She just calls me a disappointment and a failure

>>25672373
Will you be making a comeback to youtube any time soon?

>>25669291
dejting borde inte vara ett problem for en snygg kille som dig


t. farmor

This is a very sad post. her naivety at the harsh reality and hopelessness of the robotic love life, like that of a child.

>>25667654
fucking this
show her what it's like

I think OP needs to have a serious chat with his mum. She's probably at the point of denial right now and doesn't want to face the fact that her son is an undesirable outcast.

>>25668492
Lel, just being tall is not going to get you laid. Especially not if you're hungry skeleton mode and an introvert.

>>25674271
He's a /mu/tant, not a robot.

>>25676390
Tell her that those who complain about this generation forget who raised it.

>>25667608
Bad.

Concision, anon.

Better by far to say too little than to say too much.

Would be better if it just said "I like cats" no joke

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>>25666922
>>25667608

Wow, your mom is really sabotaging your shit.

That sounds boring as fuck and makes you look like a sad beggar with no confidence.

Women really do not consciously understand themselves.

Anyway, delete the profile and tell her to fuck off into her own shit. Online dating is only for Chad and Hyper-Giga-Super Chad.

Girls have no game, and older women, even less.

You have better chances trying it yourself than with the help of your mom.

Not that it's worth it, though, it's not like you will magically have the status requires for them to like you anyway.