How does /r9k/ do on the Rice Purity Test?
>Only checked boxes for drinking and masturbating
Hmmmmmm. Had the cops called on me and kissed+fondled a girl. Dated someone. Basically it.
I've done some shit. Nothing insane, I have 2 fuck buddies atm, both are exs. I do a lot of drugs. Not something I'm proud of.
checked boxes related to masturbation, school discipline, and beastiality
Haha im i dont belong here....
I got 74, mostly ticking ones involving masturbating, drinking, and being arrested
just checked the masturbation boxes
please, just fucking kill me
>held hands romantically
>masturbated to video
>looked at porn
>sent to the principals office
Pretty much just masturbation, alcohol and weed.
What the fuck question 69, you're on a test just make yourself into a random question at least. Also
I'm a very sexual person despite being a hhkv. I spend all my time either playing vidya or getting off on porn, which cost me a lot of points.
>Want to ask for sauce but am worried it would be considered distributing material
who /23/ here?
>tfw never had a threesome or been to an orgy
this is an original comment unlike any the world has ever seen
basically was a normie in high school
I only filled out drinking, masturbating, and tobacco
I felt like a bigger normie desu
if you're a girl and you got over 60 you are an ugly cunt.
that's just a fact.
>oh no, he revealed my secret!
>time to imply that he can't get laid, literally my only weapon against criticism
you already admitted that you've never been touched by a man. there's only one explanation for this.
who else /cyborg/ here?
Ticked the box for mostly the sexual acts.
91,fellatio for experimenting like at 8 also swallowed tasted salty,almost all the masturbating ones, not to mention getting mounted by my dog.
>Horny as fuck as a child.
>all these before 10.
>I'm a dude.
>might be down for gay stuff if they have a nice dick.
I don't know... Do I have the gays?
Looks like that 4 year relationship I had 7 years ago completely killed my purity.
Also I inject marijuanas and drink.
I feel like the sex stuff was so long ago it shouldn't count anymore though.
well I've only been in one relationship, both of us had never been in one before, and we're still together, I class that as pure.
I'm kind of upset I don't get to join the 96% club.
If people saw me IRL and saw this score, they wouldn't believe me.
Seems about right
Alright, here I come, white knight to the rescue. I'm not white knighting, just have something relevant to add, but you'll say I'm white knighting, regardless.
I'm a virgin, and so is my girlfriend of three years. We're Christian. We won't have sex until it's time to consummate our marriage. We're getting married in March, so the clock's ticking, but we're both virgins. Men and women can choose to be virgins, just because everyone you know is a cuck doesn't mean that's how it works for the rest of us. In fact, you'd find yourself a pure qt, if you went to church, but you're probably a supremely enlightened atheist.
how does this ranking even work?
>Alright, here I come, white knight to the rescue.
check the ones that apply to you, the more you check the lower the score, the lower the score the more of a abhorrent normalfag degenerate you are.
The only real pure ones are 100 but obviously that doesn't mean that those in the 90s are as disgusting as those in the 50s or below.
Just like non-Aryan western Europeans weren't nearly as bad as slavs in Hitlers eyes.
Your "witty" greentext responses don't change the fact that you're a godless heathen, and that's why you're alone, and that's why you can't understand why someone would choose to abstain from sex, because you're so desperate for any kind of connection in your lonely, droll life.
I think you should let go, and let God, anon.
Why do we have so many normies here? can you normies get the fuck out?
>Your "witty" greentext responses don't change the fact that you're a godless heathen, and that's why you're alone, and that's why you can't understand why someone would choose to abstain from sex, because you're so desperate for any kind of connection in your lonely, droll life.
You need to scale this back a bit, it's too obvious that you're trolling.
I was a straight-edge abstinent cuck till I was 21.
>I've had sexual intercourse therefore everyone who says they haven't is lying
why do you have so much trouble believing that male virgins who have never done drugs exist?
It's really not that hard especially if you've never had friends or never talked to the opposite sex for any purpose beyond co-worker.
I'm not denying their existence at all
I'm simply pointing out that there are a vast number of normies here and quite a few of them tend to lie about themselves in order to appeal to the robots here.
no need for you to get all upset.
Just got done.
A lot of you faggots are pathetic. Damn it feels so good when I come here and take these kinds of tests.
You two are giving me mixed signals
All I want to know if why there are so many normies around, are we some sort of Zoo for them?
And yeah, never did drugs because I had no friends to make me impure :^)
94, only checked the masturbation/pornography boxes.
Masturbated to a picture or video?
Masturbated while someone else was in the room?
Been caught masturbating?
Masturbated with an inanimate object?
Seen or read pornographic material?
It's not really a story worth sharing, heck, it's quite a stretch to call it a "story", but anyway:
>be in my room
>mom walked in 30 seconds later, didn't bother cleaning up and putting my pants on again because you don't really feel like doing anything for a full minute after having orgasmed
>she obviously knew what I just did, but pretended she didn't, even though my penis was out (no longe erect)
That's it. There've been some other close encounters, but I've never been "caught" red-handed.
>see boxes about "had sexual intercourse..."
>skip over them immediately
Such is life
What's especially impure about period sex?
Hmm that's still more than we approve of around here, but as long as you learned your lesson.
I'll gtfo I guess
I don't go on /r9k/ much these days any more, but 32 year-old 95 wizard reporting in. Mmasturbation seems to be worth a lot of points.
Good luck, apprentices.
But so rare for me to get anything under 90....
Don't give in to the succubi. Stay pure, anon. For your waifu.
>held hands romantically
>my score 88
And I thought I was a cuck