How does /r9k/ do on the Rice Purity Test?
>96
>Only checked boxes for drinking and masturbating
>>25666721
http://ricepuritytest.com/
Hmmmmmm. Had the cops called on me and kissed+fondled a girl. Dated someone. Basically it.
>>25666721
89
get out normie
>>25667291
fuckwhy is the robot here?
I've done some shit. Nothing insane, I have 2 fuck buddies atm, both are exs. I do a lot of drugs. Not something I'm proud of.
I got 50. Ended up checking way more boxes than I thought for only having two sexual partners.
checked boxes related to masturbation, school discipline, and beastiality
I got 39 I don't know what this means
funny even getting 44 im still a jobless autistic nerd who can't carry small talk with anyone and has no friends / never been in a relationship
true roboticness is unmeasurable by a quiz
i got a 22 =-/
91. Checked boxes for fapping, sending dickpics (funny story) and public urination.
>>25667291
>>25667462
>only ever cuddled and kissed on cheek
>these people are lower than me
this test is a lie
Hah i got 93
>got a 96
>highest number in this thread
I didn't know I was surrounded by normies
only thing I checked on that list was drugs and fapping
>>25666721
>http://ricepuritytest.com/
25
sex is nice
Got 90. So what does it all mean ?
>>25668002
>tfw I'm completely drug free and still scored lower than you
So how exactly does this test work?
Haha im i dont belong here....
I checked most of the boxes and I've only been in one serious relationship. Score is was 17.
I am your king.
I got 74, mostly ticking ones involving masturbating, drinking, and being arrested
>>25668105
you get drunk?
I've done speed,weed, and dxm but I have never gotten drunk before
>>25666721
91
Hopefully that decreases at college
27
missed all boxes for drugs/smoking, weird sex shit like beastiality and everything police-related.
If you score below 80 you need to gtfo
just checked the masturbation boxes
>>25667542
>bestiality
Go on...
>>25666721
97
Get on my powerlevel normalfags
>>25669059
>97
It's so SHIIAT
what does this mean
i got 100
>>25669128
And this guy needs to just get off my fucking dick right now, to be quite frank about it.
>>25669140
You're going to heaven. Good job
>>25669140
Honestly 100 is meaningful. With 90-99 you are a degenerate lone wanker, but at 100 you are actually pure and have something to be proud of.
That or you're just a super autist.
>95
please, just fucking kill me
>held hands romantically
>masturbated
>masturbated to video
>looked at porn
>sent to the principals office
64 SeemsGood
The first 100 I see is my one true king
>>25669147
Well there is actually not a whole lot you can do about that.
90
Normies get out
:c
>>25669601
All these shitstains with less than 90 points have to leave the board on this fucking moment
92, I masturbate AND I kissed a girl or two in 3rd grade, it was nothing romantic. Just had an alpha buddy who made me play "spin the bottle". Been an autist since grade 5 or 6.
>>25669140
You forgot to answer the questions.
> Your score: 94
Got the porn ones, principals office and alcohol. Not really sure alcohol counts since I was essentially forced to drink it.
i have 60 pures
>inb4 i get called a normie
>>25668446
junior in college here, scored 91
if you're at all like me, and if you're browsing r9k you probably are, then you'll end up sitting in your room playing vidya every night
89 and lower = normie who needs to GTFO
It is known.
>70
>still a virgin
I feel like I may have been doing life wrong.
>>25669832
This board is so SHIIEET
>>25666721
I got 41.
How is this scored?
Pretty much just masturbation, alcohol and weed.
>>25666721
What the fuck question 69, you're on a test just make yourself into a random question at least. Also
>90
I'm a very sexual person despite being a hhkv. I spend all my time either playing vidya or getting off on porn, which cost me a lot of points.
>>25667542
>Want to ask for sauce but am worried it would be considered distributing material
who /23/ here?
>tfw never had a threesome or been to an orgy
>>25669762
Fuck I want to live in that house so badly, it's the comfiest thing I've ever seen. ;_;
>>25670501
but the cat is unattended in a room that has boiling water over a stove, it could all go wrong in a moment
I got 97
Just kill me
>>25670496
ayy
this is an original comment unlike any the world has ever seen
>>25670520
Are there any houses like that in real life?
54, because I've had sex and a GF for three weeks
I got an 86
I can't believe you think all girls are sluts, I did better than a lot of you
>>25670599
>girl
>86
you're just ugly. that's a thing that girls can be.
>>25669171
>held hands romantically
I'm honestly jealous. I scored 88 and never even got that far.
>>25670570
I guess so, never seen one myself. Probably in Alaska/Canada/Sweden. I always picture log cabins in cold snowy places.
14.
Lel. Felony conviction, hard drugs, cheating, STI pretty much the only things not checked.
>>25670609
Haven't you ever heard of being a virgin by choice?
basically was a normie in high school
>>25670648
>a virgin by choice
82
still a kv neet at 25
this test is bullshit tbqh
>>25670599
please be my pure gf
I only filled out drinking, masturbating, and tobacco
I felt like a bigger normie desu
>82
Still a kissliss Virgin
Did some anarchist shit
I have lived my life wrong
>>25670661
If I wasn't a virgin you'd call me a roastie slut
>>25670599
Grill here, got 91
>>25670797
>female makes a post seeking attention
>gets upset when attention is given
Females. Not even once.
if you're a girl and you got over 60 you are an ugly cunt.
that's just a fact.
>>25670844
landwhale detectedfuck the robot reee
>>25670899
I'm not fat but I'm too autistic to talk to people
>>25670897
Bitter betas are so funny
>tfw 88
High score is more pure, right?
>>25670904
I feel so sorry for you, it must be hard being that ugly
>>25666721
98 desu
>Tfw pure
>>25666721
>Same as OP
>86
>>25670908
>oh no, he revealed my secret!
>time to imply that he can't get laid, literally my only weapon against criticism
you already admitted that you've never been touched by a man. there's only one explanation for this.
>fill this test out if I would've took it 4 years ago
>get 97
>now I'm at 90
Fuck I need to re-pure myself
>>25670933
Well at least I have the internet to distract me of how much of a failure I am
>>25670937
>tell girls that having sex makes you a disgusting used up roastie
>surprised when they decide to be virgins because they think they need to stay pure
61, am I a normie now? Almost everything I ticked involved sex.
>59
>tfw just a month ago was 79
feels gud, too bad i wont get to experience anything of what made me less pure until 6 months from now
75.
Virgin and I can't get my hands on drugs.
>>25670904
Same, let's have sex.
>>25670991
>tell girls that having sex makes you a disgusting used up roastie
I didn't say that.
You said that.
>>25671004
If you've had sex then by definition you're a normie
>>25671071
I was talking about r9k in general
>>25671083
Why?
We're the ones having the conversation.
Are you mentally handicapped?
97.
I fapped. Anyone below 90 pls fuck off my board.
I got 100 , ticked almost everything , i only had one sexual partner but been arested ,convicted...
>>25671208
>I got 100 , ticked almost everything
>>25671371
Fuck you tryina say?
>>25671395
You should have scored lower retard
>>25671395
That you're a fucking retard for writing that fucking retarded comment.
Kill yourself immediately.
>>25667291
Hey, I got a 72, basically the same reasons.
71, did some sexual stuff but not the intercourse.
who else /cyborg/ here?
Ticked the box for mostly the sexual acts.
why is 69 just a question mark?
what do I put there?
>>25671791
>69
>?
gee I dunno anon, what ever could they mean
>>25671809
oh, right
>28
how anyone manages to score above 50 without trying is beyond me
>>25671893
Not everyone's a loser like you, anon.
>>25671791
If you don't know, don't tick it
51
I'm a turbonormie, suck my dick !
>>25671893
Not trying is exactly how you score high normie moron
86
The cuckest cuck to ever cuck
>>25666721
91,fellatio for experimenting like at 8 also swallowed tasted salty,almost all the masturbating ones, not to mention getting mounted by my dog.
>Horny as fuck as a child.
>all these before 10.
>I'm a dude.
>might be down for gay stuff if they have a nice dick.
I don't know... Do I have the gays?
Looks like that 4 year relationship I had 7 years ago completely killed my purity.
Also I inject marijuanas and drink.
I feel like the sex stuff was so long ago it shouldn't count anymore though.
>>25671809
Oh, I left it blank since I thought it was a mistake. They should make it more clear.I would have checked it if I knew
91
>>25667951
The lower the number, the more impure you are.
82originalcommentmayne
Am I pure enough senpai?
i am debauched
>not pure
well I've only been in one relationship, both of us had never been in one before, and we're still together, I class that as pure.
I'm kind of upset I don't get to join the 96% club.
If people saw me IRL and saw this score, they wouldn't believe me.
How are you guys getting such high numbers? I checked like all the sex boxes almost and still got a 55.
Seems about right
Original comment
>>25672385
Are you a retard? The more boxes checked, the lower the score. Us virginbots are the only ones getting above 80. If you don't have sex or do drugs you should be at least 85.
>>25670937
Alright, here I come, white knight to the rescue. I'm not white knighting, just have something relevant to add, but you'll say I'm white knighting, regardless.
I'm a virgin, and so is my girlfriend of three years. We're Christian. We won't have sex until it's time to consummate our marriage. We're getting married in March, so the clock's ticking, but we're both virgins. Men and women can choose to be virgins, just because everyone you know is a cuck doesn't mean that's how it works for the rest of us. In fact, you'd find yourself a pure qt, if you went to church, but you're probably a supremely enlightened atheist.
how does this ranking even work?
>>25666721
not entirely proud of all of these
>I got 82.
>>25672523
>Alright, here I come, white knight to the rescue.
>>25672524
check the ones that apply to you, the more you check the lower the score, the lower the score the more of a abhorrent normalfag degenerate you are.
The only real pure ones are 100 but obviously that doesn't mean that those in the 90s are as disgusting as those in the 50s or below.
Just like non-Aryan western Europeans weren't nearly as bad as slavs in Hitlers eyes.
>>25666721
Also 96 here. Only checked masturbation related ones (and pornography of course).
>>25672577
>>25672698
so you got a problem with my score of 15?
>>25672637
Your "witty" greentext responses don't change the fact that you're a godless heathen, and that's why you're alone, and that's why you can't understand why someone would choose to abstain from sex, because you're so desperate for any kind of connection in your lonely, droll life.
I think you should let go, and let God, anon.
Love all of you pure robots that scored over 90.
The rest of you fucks can just leave.
>>25672644
about 500.
>59
seems about right i guess
>>25672795
Masturbating and hard drugs are the only thing I checked.
Why do we have so many normies here? can you normies get the fuck out?
>>25666721
89
i took this a month ago and got a 95 B)
>>25672644
Over 80, If I had to guess I would say 87
>>25672908
why can't you accept the fact that most here are normies and most that posted a score over 90 are lying to get acceptance from robots so they can look cool on /r9k/
>>25672644
you're pretty cute. I'd say 70
What does it mean?
How is this even calculated?
>>25673004
I feel cheated then, thanks for letting me know Chad
>>25672764
>Your "witty" greentext responses don't change the fact that you're a godless heathen, and that's why you're alone, and that's why you can't understand why someone would choose to abstain from sex, because you're so desperate for any kind of connection in your lonely, droll life.
You need to scale this back a bit, it's too obvious that you're trolling.
>>25673091
Chad always has your back, even when you want to put a knife in his
96 reporting
I masturbate regularly and got sent to the head teacher in primary school for an autistic outburst
>>25673023
I bet if you were near him he would turn into a 30 pretty quickly :^)
37
I guess thats not so pure?
>>25672523
I was a straight-edge abstinent cuck till I was 21.
whathaveibecome.jpg
i got 70 but it would have nearly 100 if it wasn't for a solitary fat chick on tinder.
thanks jordan
>>25673218
Hetero?
>>25673235
And a cunt
>>25673004
>I've had sexual intercourse therefore everyone who says they haven't is lying
why do you have so much trouble believing that male virgins who have never done drugs exist?
It's really not that hard especially if you've never had friends or never talked to the opposite sex for any purpose beyond co-worker.
>>25673461
I'm not denying their existence at all
I'm simply pointing out that there are a vast number of normies here and quite a few of them tend to lie about themselves in order to appeal to the robots here.
no need for you to get all upset.
Just got done.
A lot of you faggots are pathetic. Damn it feels so good when I come here and take these kinds of tests.
wew lads
>>25673004
>>25673461
You two are giving me mixed signals
All I want to know if why there are so many normies around, are we some sort of Zoo for them?
And yeah, never did drugs because I had no friends to make me impure :^)
94, only checked the masturbation/pornography boxes.
Masturbated?
Masturbated to a picture or video?
Masturbated while someone else was in the room?
Been caught masturbating?
Masturbated with an inanimate object?
Seen or read pornographic material?
>>25673665
>All I want to know if why there are so many normies around,
Because most people are normies.
>are we some sort of Zoo for them?
Yeah. Obviously.
>>25673608
>>25673218
Y-you are so i-impure senpai...
>>25673665
>are we some sort of Zoo for them?
yes
>>25673704
>Been caught masturbating?
Care to share?
>>25673707
>>25673759
I guess I should've expected that
>>25673769
It's not really a story worth sharing, heck, it's quite a stretch to call it a "story", but anyway:
>be in my room
>masturbate
>ejaculate
>mom walked in 30 seconds later, didn't bother cleaning up and putting my pants on again because you don't really feel like doing anything for a full minute after having orgasmed
>she obviously knew what I just did, but pretended she didn't, even though my penis was out (no longe erect)
That's it. There've been some other close encounters, but I've never been "caught" red-handed.
>>25673893
Good story desu senpai
Thanks for sharing
24 yr-old virgin NEET here, got a 71
>am I normie?
Lol got an 11. Am I going to make it?
>>25673712
Thanks F A M
This comment is oregano
90 master race.
Checked
>masturbating
>masturbating with an inanimate object
>drinking
>running from the police
>like all the porn questions
Good stuff, familia.
>>25674428
>84
>kv
fucking niggers
>>25674469
Don't do drugs and obey the law you degenerate fuccboi.I'm also kv.Git gud.
>>25674549
no faggot i'll do whatever i want
bitch i ain't wasting my life tryna be a good boy
86.
>see boxes about "had sexual intercourse..."
>skip over them immediately
Such is life
What's especially impure about period sex?
huh 39
I'd get far less if I werent bisexual
Looks like I'm a good boy afterall.
>>25666721
53
I regret some of my decisions
>>25673043
100 (all questions) subtracted by number you checked
this is a shit test though
89 over here. Is that alright?
>>25675211
No you normalfag, I bet you answered yes to "have you ever touched a girls hand".
>>25675251
No sir, but I have been on exactly one date in my entire life so I checked that box. Sorry if my normalcy offends you, supreme NEET overlord
>>25675326
Hmm that's still more than we approve of around here, but as long as you learned your lesson.
I'll gtfo I guess
34
I don't know how I can delude myself into thinking somehow I'm a robot.
I still manage tho
31, I can dig it
Original as fuck bloxx
Anyone with a score less than 90 needs to leave now and anyone in the 80-90 bracket is on thin ice.
The amount of filth many of you have gotten into over the years, disgusting!
>>25675597
fuck
when will you finally fucking leave?
fuck you, NEETbot
go the fuck to wizardchan already
/r9k/ is for normies now
I got 63. What does that make me?
>>25675635
See this is the kind of garbage that keeps shitting the place up.
Sex=Mess!
Sex=Mess!
Sex=Mess!
>>25675679
you are such a bitter little bitch
>>25675732
You are such a cuck, betaboy. I bet you're only here because some slut dumped you for a better model.
>>25666721
81. What exactly is the significance of this number?
>>25675773
just pulling at strings?
you have literally nothing to go off of
and yet you're still coming off as a little bitter bitch
>>25669762
This is godamn art
i got 45
what does that mean? is it the more you check the lower your score?
>>25675821
Why else would you be here, normie?
>>25675821
You're just bullying poor robots because you can't face Chad. How pitiful.
>>25675872
This, only failed normies come here to gloat. Real players don't care about what happens on some Chinese knitting forum.
>>25675855
because some threads, not this one, interest me
>>25675821
not at all, I've actually been bullied more here than I've dished out
everything I've said has been reactionary
>>25667621
Story please
Fresco
>>25675921
In other words you're just a failed normalfag coming here to big yourself up.
>>25675966
you can believe whatever the fuck you want to tell yourself
>>25675980
I know I'm right, It wouldn't even surprise me if you are stroking your penis right now.
>>25668002
>tfw 97
95 and up are true robot numbers I think.
>>25676017
I got 93 but most of mine were for masturbating and public urination.
>>25666721
>Got 77
Am I a normie? I've always been socially retarded and an absolute fuckup around girls.
>>25676037
What is this even for though, it's apparently a pizza place? Are these their version of GBP and we get a free pizza for being bots?also, why public urination anon?
>>25676013
nope.
wrong again.
I'm at work, because I'm a wageslaving normie
>>25676119
hahaha lets all point and laugh at the wagecuck.
Now get back to work, somebody needs to generate the revenue for my autismbux.
>>25669140
Me too. That's what happens when you don't have a door
I don't go on /r9k/ much these days any more, but 32 year-old 95 wizard reporting in. Mmasturbation seems to be worth a lot of points.
Good luck, apprentices.
>>25666721
97 for masturbating
What do I win?
I got 70, what does that mean?
>>25676336
That you're probably a cuck.
61pts
But so rare for me to get anything under 90....
96 here.
How pathetic can a man be?
Well at least I don't fuck animals. Or wear used diapers.
I really need to get laid. Any femanons in here? I need pussy, be a friend and let me in.
>>25676572
Don't give in to the succubi. Stay pure, anon. For your waifu.
>>25669171
>92
Kill me too please senpai
86
masturbation and some drug use
I'm a bad boy
Got a 94.
I only checked fapping, drinking/been drunk.
40
Drugs, normie sex and bad behavior tbqhwy
>>25676709
I don't want to stay pure. I want to fuck. I want to fuck my waifu.My 3D waifu. That I'm friends with. :(
18.
i'm a degenerate.
41.
Funny, a few years ago I would have got 90+. When you start having sex, you really become degenerate in various ways.
>>25677486
>I don't want to stay pure
>I want to fuck my waifu
>3D waifu
You disgust me in so many ways.
>>25666721
>Danced without leaving room for Jesus?
what the fuck is that supposed to mean
>>25677699
christfag way of saying danced with your bodies touching
>>25677729
how the fuck did you know that
i would have never guessed that
>>25677757
I've heard the expression before, I figure that's what makes most logical sense
88 (my score) check em
>>25666721
32.
i'm a degenerate. i don't do drugs any more though.
>>25669171
>held hands romantically
>my score 88
how
31, a lot of fellow thirsty robots in college
>>25670416
"normie"
You had it coming senpai
>>25677901
>31
>fellow robot
You are not a robot and never will be
Leave my board
>question 69
HA HA
OP you go to rice?
what year and college?
>>25666721
>http://ricepuritytest.com/
And I thought I was a cuck
>>25669171
>held hands romantically
reeeeeeeeeeee
>>25670611
>>25677866
another 88 khhv reporting in
61, all thanks to whores
>>25666721
67 but I like it here, so fuck off
>62
Am I a normie?
>muted
Not now, robot-kun.
62.
I also selected all of them to see what this was out of, and it was 0 (so the value decreases). Not selecting any leaves you at 100. I'm 38% impure, but that standard.
>>25677976
>>25677901
my niggs>>25678044
Welp, goodbye goodboy points.