>You write a couplet that is deep and effusive >He upholsters

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>You fantasise about killing yourself
>She marries chad and takes half of his wealth

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boom bam bop
bada bop boop
POW

>you dwell in the pit of shame and regret
>he dwells in the sheath of her vaginal neck

>you choose wizard as your character class
>he shoves his sick deep in jer ass

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>>25666297

>days wasted playing video games
>never realize your life aims

>>25667639
>you fucked up the poem by mixing the keys
>to suck his huge cock she gets on her knees

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>You spend afternoons on Rome Total War
>She calls him 'Daddy' and he calls her 'whore'

> You get inspired to write another diatribe
> She gets pregnant with the essence of his tribe

> It must have been truly painful for Edgar Allan Poe
> When Lenore took Chad's prick, measured from her wrist to elbow

> The Sun used to never set in old colonial Spain
> Just like your days, drifting in awful endless pain

> And all the roses and chocolates were all in vain
> For your efforts just made easier your loss: flawless Chad's gain

>thoughts muddled daily, with pipe dreams and suicide
>all the while, chad's dick is given another ride

>>25666297
>you relive the crusades in a virtual world
>he gets laid with hundreds of girls

>she forgets you when you're out of sight
>chad forgets her after fucking every night