How does /r9k/ rank on the virgin scale? >fuckless >kissless

If you've ever held hands with a girl, you need to getout!

0/4
>not a robot 1253

I got hugged by a stacy in middle school a couple times as a form of bullying.

>>25665680
>as a form of bullying
Explain?

>>25665705
They hug you as a dare, then go back to remark on the glorious journey of hugging an ugly person to their friends

>>25665705
It was when I had just started there, just a few days after my first year there had started. A few chads and stacys started talking to me like we were buddies or something. I didn't know them at all, and I was just a fat, awkward, quiet kid in glasses. One of the Stacys would hug me, or the chads would tell me to hug her. Like it was natural or something. Then after I walked away they'd burst out laughing.

I used to be friends with a trap, whenever I spent the night we'd cuddle together.

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>>25665768
>>25665786
Fucking hell, my blood boils.

>>25665583
>kissless
>fuckless
>cuddleless
>handholdless
>hugless
>touchless
Yeah, I'm just far too ugly to get within 5 feet of a female. At this point the thought of even holding a girls hand or hugging her is so alien that I can't fathom how you do it

>>25665818
If I could, I'd hug you. Stay strong, Anon.

ive been hugged in a manner as described here
>>25665768

nothing else though, never really even held a conversation with a girl i wasnt related to, guess i just give off a hardcore creepy autist vibe

>>25665646
>fuckless
Check.

>kissless
Does on the cheek count?

>cuddleless and handholdless
Does a little girl count?

>>25665787
Why'd you stop? I've been thinking about doing this but haven't been able to find any.

touched a grill
hugged a grill
handholdless, i think

touched a boy
hugged a boy
held hands with a boy
cuddled a boy
kissed his dick
i don't do anal i'm not gay :^)

>>25665583
0/4

> first held hands in 2008
>first kiss in 2009 (first make out would be 2014)
>first cuddle was 2009
>lost v-card in 2014

>>25665583
4/4
I guess Im hopeless

I'm female and I am on the handholdless rank, just so you know we are out there.

>>25666360
At least post proof with a timestamp

>>25666379
I'm not stupid enough to post pictures of myself on 4chan, but I can do a vocaroo.

>>25665583
All of them, except there was an asian gril that would hug me for some reason a lot. I never hugged back though if that counts.

>fuckless
>kissless
>cuddleless
>handholdless

In what context? Ever? Romantically?

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>>25665583
My mother kisses me, cuddles me and handholds me. I guess birthing is a form of sex, too? Holy shit I still have sex with my mom.

>>25666396
Tfw I'm stupid enought to post myself on 4chan

Not on fuckless but I am on cuddleless, I just don't know how to love anyone that's as stupid and inane as the stacys I've fucked. I want a fembot who's /average/ hold me robots ;-;

>>25665583
sadly r9k isnt for us virgins anymore

im full blown khv. got a huge ones by a girl

>>25666611
wtf fuck off u retarded normie thats why r9k fucked up nowadays

for real, im on r9k cause i cant stand the normies in university and now they are immigrating here too

well I had a girlfriend so I did literally everything possible

:^)

>holding hands
>cuddling
>kissing
>swapping spit and touching tongues whilist kissing
>sex
>blow jobs
>anal sex
>net flex whilist chilling

>>25666707
get out u filthy normie

>not being hugless
GET OUT

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I've been called Chad on here several times, I'm even 6"3
I don't have a shitty personality, I just suck at articulating what I want to say/ have a hard time hearing people
I draw, code, animate
My hobbies are a bit niche but I still watch mainstream media/ nothing really that niche.
My main major setback is not going out to places, and being poor/ dressing like shit.

handholdless, kissless, virgin

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>>25665583
>fuckless
>kissless
>cuddleless
>hugless
>handholdless
Remember fox and the grapes don't apply on r9k since the grapes we are talking about have STD's.

Pic related.
The fox is disgusted by the poor judgement of grapes who are long past their expiration date and already infected.

>>25666847
So you've been called Chad just because of your height?

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>>25665583

Managed everything but anything sexual, honestly I think it's worse because it pains me to be reminded of the contact.

I still think about her like 3 years on now and she no doubt forgot me a month or so after.

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>>25667578
> your implication

But yeah, every time I post the picture people yell at me for fishing for compliments + compliment me
It's a good feel but doesn't help the fact that I'm a loser

kissless virgin

i've held hands and hugged women but never in a romantic sense.

>>25665583
I fucked, kissed, cuddled and held hands with a woman in her thirties.
Haha you fucking losers.. you're all virgins because you want a pure 16 year old virgin gf, say goodbye to that idea it's never gonna happen

>>25667738
im not after purity. that idea died when i was in my final years of highschool.

I just want a sweet girl who will like me.

>>25665583
Thankfully I finally managed to lose my virginity, and everything else on that list with the same girl, when I was 22.

She was fat and a NEET though. Meh.

Life lesson for underage virgins. Once you can go to bars, you can get sex. I know bars are awful and full of normies. You are ugly and have no social skills. That doesn't matter when girls are drunk. Go late and hang around until closing time. Lonely girls with low self esteem will take whoever is left at the end of the night just to affirm their attractiveness to themselves. Sex becomes increasingly casual the older you get. As long as you're not super picky or torturing yourself over that one unrequited crush, any adult can get laid.

>>25666847
You'll come around, anon. Based on that picture/your writing style, you're above average looks and intelligence, you just haven't met the right people for you yet.

I'm sure you're more sensitive than most guys and would rather not pursue meaningless flings. Trust me when I say in your case, the girl you decide to fuck for the first time will be honored it was her so you better choose the right fucking girl. :)

>>25667801
1. Have you ever actually tried that yourself
2. How tall/attractive are you
3. Did you mean clubs and not bars? I was at a bar once but there were just couples or older people there. Must have been just that bar. It was pretty weird anyway, they had an ATM which used DIAL UP, so my credit card kept not working because someone was using the phone. This was in 2015

>>25667801
I'm a non drinker. Can this still work?

>>25667842
I feel like that guy lives in a metropolitan city. Do you?

It makes a big difference in the type of bars one tries to get casual sex in.

>tfw you hug a girl and push her boobies into you as she tries to resist

3/4 and she sucked my dick. Still no sex and she broke up with me. It's my first gf , 21 years old and I am ugly.

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>>25667813
I know it feels like you are, even to me, but you're not really helping
If you indulge me in the thought of "Haven't met the right person" and "They will be honoured" it will do more harm than good in the long run

>>25667922
So what exactly is your main issue? Do you feel like you want help? Do you want help?

>>25667953
Do you need help* was supposed to be the last question there, whoops.

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>>25667965
I want to say no I don't

... But the fact that I replied to this thread/ go on 4chan to begin with says otherwise
Honestly I think I'm just stubborn, but also acknowledge the shittiness of that stubbornness. I know I won't get what I want handed to me- I'm very against the "entitled" or "everyone deserves" mentality.
This is kind of an indulgence if anything. Throughout my life I had stuff taken away, had people jump to the wrong conclusions about me (teachers particularly), and seen a lot of injustices done to other legitimately great people

So the moment I hold something that the world would like from me, it gives me sooooooo much joy to dangle it over others and say "you can't have it."

I'm trying to come to terms that I'm not really worth much, that if I want to do that I have to work for it and become unhappy.
What I WANT is to not give a shit- not live for others. Instead of taking out vengence, I want that shit to fly past me so I can pursue sharing shit that is more important.

Despite that, even in games, stories, and fantasies of mine, I indulge in a lot of that "World is unfair, deal with it" *Everything goes to shit* sort of stuff as some way of getting agency to take part in that petty revenge.

>>25667842
I could lie, but I won't. I have been monogamous since was 20, so I can't do this. But I have observed it long enough with people I know to report with confidence. Short guys, fat guys, guys with poor hygiene, guys who could never talk a sober girl into sex, all get laid. Whether you do or not just depends on your standards. Don't bother with dance clubs; those are for chads. Don't bother before midnight. Find a place with a casual vibe and try to get acquainted with regulars. Not required but it helps. All you need to do is not fuck it up for yourself. Don't talk too much. Listen to drunk girl ramblings. Be together when they kick everyone out. Plan how to get her home quickly. Even if you can't, sex in cars and alleys and bathrooms is way more common that I ever would have imagined pre-21.

IDK it's hard to tell
I totally cuddled up with a cute male friend of mine one time but I didn't think it meant anything

what the fuck...did he like me?

>How does /r9k/ rank on the virgin scale?
>fuckless
check
>kissless
check
>cuddleless
check
>handholdless
check

>>25668270
If you described him as cute rather than confident/ very social, yeah he likes you

>kissless
>virgin
but...
>have fingered a grill
>eaten her out
>cuddled
>held hands
>shared a bed
>touched boobs

We had a weird relationship... I can still say I'm a kissless virgin

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>>25668361
Is it strange that I'd rather be a handholdless virgin than this sort of pathetic fucktoy that wasn't even loved

>>25665948
>Does a little girl count?
I would think so, you wouldn't call a child rapist a virgin.

>>25668361
did you lick semen out of her cunt too?

>>25668546
I lol'd.
>>25668494
We had a weird as fuck relationship, I'm pretty sure I borderline raped her. She was 16 and I was 20.

Handholdless here.
Wizardry here I come!

>>25668494
Why? It's not like a handholdless virgin has been loved. At least this way he has some iota of experience

>>25665583
>Handholdless

I held hands with a female friend when i was 7, I don't see how this makes me normier

>>25665583
>fuckless
>kissless
>cuddleless
>handholdless

>>25665583
I held hands with a girl back in high school, t-take that r-r-robots

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>mfw brazilian
>manlet
>neet
>no friends
>kissless
>fuckless
>cuddleless
>handholdless
>hugless
>touchless

>>25665818
>At this point the tought of even holding a girls hand or hugging her is so alien that I can't fathom how to do it
My man, are you me?

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>>25665583
>fuckless
>kissless
>cuddleless
>handholdless
>textleses
>lookless
>interactionless

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>>25665583
>3/4.
Get out of the way robots. The normie is here.

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>>25669342
mah main nigga

How the fuck is holding hands an accomplishment

>>25669048
Being kissless in brasil is like being lifeless
We're on the same boat

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>>25668711
You understand the potential for connection. You've experienced it once.

Actually, maybe I'd consider this something like a "taste" of the better side. Enough to get you familiar with it, but not nearly enough to fulfil you.
It's a gateway drug. Get fucked, hahahahaha :)

>>25665818
Same. Its like we aren't even consider human by these fucking normies.

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>mfw there are guys on this board that have actually held hands with a girl
And you call me a slut. I've never done anything in the OP you man whores.

>>25665583
All of that what you mentioned

23 yo gaybot BTW.

I've yet to cum bareback into a vagina bit I've done everything else on the list. Can I still be a robot.

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>>25671603
You're technically tied down and can never experience our void

so no, fuck off unless you can prove you're not just a failed normie

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>>25665583
27 and have kissed two females during my adult life nothing more

>>25671523
Reminder that, no matter how ugly you are, it's much easier for you to get a bf than it is for a man to hold hands with a girl.

>>25665583
Kissed once, a quick goodnight kiss on the lips after the only date I've ever been on.
No handholds.
No cuddles.
Definitely no sex.

God damn do I want to hold a girl's hand.

>>25665583
>fuckless
Yes.
>kissless
Yes.
>cuddleless
>handholdless
Not sure if it counts to say I'm both, there's this one girl which is crazy for me it seems, she held my hand twice and hugs me often, but she's the only one who is doing that.

>>25665583
Just remembered some random black stacy hugged me freshmen year cause I looked lonely or something. 3/4 I guess.

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>>25665583
Ive hit all the levels but whats the point if it all means nothing

>>25667032
i bet you couldn't even reach them, could you?

i'll eat my grapes after i'm done with both my apple AND banana, fag.

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>>25672415
>Ive hit all the levels but whats the point if it all means nothing
Fellow ascendant.

>>25665583
>fuckless
yes
>kissless
yes
>cuddleless
yes
>handholdless
yes

Have been hugged though

Am I cool yet?

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>>25665583

Cuddleless and HH-less.

Women in their 20's don't want intimacy anymore, just easy fucks.

>>25667801

And get slapped with a rape accusation.

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>>25665768
>give the girls in my circle of high school friends hugs
>they immediately talk to each other about how weird i am when im in earshot

havn't seen them in years. totally cut my self out of that group and now im alone

>fuckless
Check
>kissless
Check
>cuddleless
Check
>handholdless
Check

>>25667813
>>25667953

Give it the fuck up and drop these bromides and platitudes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ohbv6haI1aQ

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>>25669048

is Brazil as fucked as I hear?

supposedly 60 something percent of the mothers are single moms, right?

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Kissed some 7/10 at a music festival and held her hand we started talking and i backed her off a bit was afraid of a relationship later realised i was falling for her and texted ver
But it was too late and she didint want me no more
>TFW you screwd up your chance of getting a gf

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>>25666707
I've never done anal. Is it any good?

had my dick sucked, have held hands, have kissed, haven't had sex yet though.

>>25667641
>But yeah, every time I post the picture people yell at me for fishing for compliments + compliment me

No they don't.

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Finally I can post this

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>>25665583
I took my current gf's virginity.

Had a short lived irl relationship, an e-relationship and a handful of hookups from parties and tinder ranging from making out to fucking in every imaginable position.

Not the greatest for my age (21) but better than a lot of the people here I guess.

I don't know- I think I'm done with the casual hooking up game. I'd like to marry my current gf in about 18 months (we'll be 23 and she'll be done with college so perfect timing. It'll be just like my parents before me).

She's a real sweetheart. Nicest gal I've ever met.

>fuckless
yes
>kissless
yep
>cuddleless
yep
>handholdless
Well ive had to shake women's hand before like when i graduated from university and when i meet business women sometimes but otherwise no