How does /r9k/ rank on the virgin scale?
>handholdless, i think
At least I got hugged twice, one from the Stacy who was trying to be nice to people before she left and the other time from a girl I sorta knew during a dance
Pic related, mad as fuck at normies
It was when I had just started there, just a few days after my first year there had started. A few chads and stacys started talking to me like we were buddies or something. I didn't know them at all, and I was just a fat, awkward, quiet kid in glasses. One of the Stacys would hug me, or the chads would tell me to hug her. Like it was natural or something. Then after I walked away they'd burst out laughing.
Yeah, I'm just far too ugly to get within 5 feet of a female. At this point the thought of even holding a girls hand or hugging her is so alien that I can't fathom how you do it
ive been hugged in a manner as described here
nothing else though, never really even held a conversation with a girl i wasnt related to, guess i just give off a hardcore creepy autist vibe
My mother kisses me, cuddles me and handholds me. I guess birthing is a form of sex, too? Holy shit I still have sex with my mom.
well I had a girlfriend so I did literally everything possible
>swapping spit and touching tongues whilist kissing
>net flex whilist chilling
I've been called Chad on here several times, I'm even 6"3
I don't have a shitty personality, I just suck at articulating what I want to say/ have a hard time hearing people
I draw, code, animate
My hobbies are a bit niche but I still watch mainstream media/ nothing really that niche.
My main major setback is not going out to places, and being poor/ dressing like shit.
handholdless, kissless, virgin
Remember fox and the grapes don't apply on r9k since the grapes we are talking about have STD's.
The fox is disgusted by the poor judgement of grapes who are long past their expiration date and already infected.
Managed everything but anything sexual, honestly I think it's worse because it pains me to be reminded of the contact.
I still think about her like 3 years on now and she no doubt forgot me a month or so after.
> your implication
But yeah, every time I post the picture people yell at me for fishing for compliments + compliment me
It's a good feel but doesn't help the fact that I'm a loser
I fucked, kissed, cuddled and held hands with a woman in her thirties.
Haha you fucking losers.. you're all virgins because you want a pure 16 year old virgin gf, say goodbye to that idea it's never gonna happen
Life lesson for underage virgins. Once you can go to bars, you can get sex. I know bars are awful and full of normies. You are ugly and have no social skills. That doesn't matter when girls are drunk. Go late and hang around until closing time. Lonely girls with low self esteem will take whoever is left at the end of the night just to affirm their attractiveness to themselves. Sex becomes increasingly casual the older you get. As long as you're not super picky or torturing yourself over that one unrequited crush, any adult can get laid.
You'll come around, anon. Based on that picture/your writing style, you're above average looks and intelligence, you just haven't met the right people for you yet.
I'm sure you're more sensitive than most guys and would rather not pursue meaningless flings. Trust me when I say in your case, the girl you decide to fuck for the first time will be honored it was her so you better choose the right fucking girl. :)
1. Have you ever actually tried that yourself
2. How tall/attractive are you
3. Did you mean clubs and not bars? I was at a bar once but there were just couples or older people there. Must have been just that bar. It was pretty weird anyway, they had an ATM which used DIAL UP, so my credit card kept not working because someone was using the phone. This was in 2015
I know it feels like you are, even to me, but you're not really helping
If you indulge me in the thought of "Haven't met the right person" and "They will be honoured" it will do more harm than good in the long run
I want to say no I don't
... But the fact that I replied to this thread/ go on 4chan to begin with says otherwise
Honestly I think I'm just stubborn, but also acknowledge the shittiness of that stubbornness. I know I won't get what I want handed to me- I'm very against the "entitled" or "everyone deserves" mentality.
This is kind of an indulgence if anything. Throughout my life I had stuff taken away, had people jump to the wrong conclusions about me (teachers particularly), and seen a lot of injustices done to other legitimately great people
So the moment I hold something that the world would like from me, it gives me sooooooo much joy to dangle it over others and say "you can't have it."
I'm trying to come to terms that I'm not really worth much, that if I want to do that I have to work for it and become unhappy.
What I WANT is to not give a shit- not live for others. Instead of taking out vengence, I want that shit to fly past me so I can pursue sharing shit that is more important.
Despite that, even in games, stories, and fantasies of mine, I indulge in a lot of that "World is unfair, deal with it" *Everything goes to shit* sort of stuff as some way of getting agency to take part in that petty revenge.
I could lie, but I won't. I have been monogamous since was 20, so I can't do this. But I have observed it long enough with people I know to report with confidence. Short guys, fat guys, guys with poor hygiene, guys who could never talk a sober girl into sex, all get laid. Whether you do or not just depends on your standards. Don't bother with dance clubs; those are for chads. Don't bother before midnight. Find a place with a casual vibe and try to get acquainted with regulars. Not required but it helps. All you need to do is not fuck it up for yourself. Don't talk too much. Listen to drunk girl ramblings. Be together when they kick everyone out. Plan how to get her home quickly. Even if you can't, sex in cars and alleys and bathrooms is way more common that I ever would have imagined pre-21.
Is it strange that I'd rather be a handholdless virgin than this sort of pathetic fucktoy that wasn't even loved
>At this point the tought of even holding a girls hand or hugging her is so alien that I can't fathom how to do it
My man, are you me?
Get out of the way robots. The normie is here.
You understand the potential for connection. You've experienced it once.
Actually, maybe I'd consider this something like a "taste" of the better side. Enough to get you familiar with it, but not nearly enough to fulfil you.
It's a gateway drug. Get fucked, hahahahaha :)
>mfw there are guys on this board that have actually held hands with a girl
And you call me a slut. I've never done anything in the OP you man whores.
You're technically tied down and can never experience our void
so no, fuck off unless you can prove you're not just a failed normie
27 and have kissed two females during my adult life nothing more
Not sure if it counts to say I'm both, there's this one girl which is crazy for me it seems, she held my hand twice and hugs me often, but she's the only one who is doing that.
Ive hit all the levels but whats the point if it all means nothing
>Ive hit all the levels but whats the point if it all means nothing
Cuddleless and HH-less.
Women in their 20's don't want intimacy anymore, just easy fucks.
And get slapped with a rape accusation.
>give the girls in my circle of high school friends hugs
>they immediately talk to each other about how weird i am when im in earshot
havn't seen them in years. totally cut my self out of that group and now im alone
is Brazil as fucked as I hear?
supposedly 60 something percent of the mothers are single moms, right?
Kissed some 7/10 at a music festival and held her hand we started talking and i backed her off a bit was afraid of a relationship later realised i was falling for her and texted ver
But it was too late and she didint want me no more
>TFW you screwd up your chance of getting a gf
I took my current gf's virginity.
Had a short lived irl relationship, an e-relationship and a handful of hookups from parties and tinder ranging from making out to fucking in every imaginable position.
Not the greatest for my age (21) but better than a lot of the people here I guess.
I don't know- I think I'm done with the casual hooking up game. I'd like to marry my current gf in about 18 months (we'll be 23 and she'll be done with college so perfect timing. It'll be just like my parents before me).
She's a real sweetheart. Nicest gal I've ever met.
Well ive had to shake women's hand before like when i graduated from university and when i meet business women sometimes but otherwise no