Why do you scroll on /r9k/ ?

I'm loneIy.

>>25665348
because I'm a kissless, hugless, touchless, handholdless, flirtless, eyecontactless, high inhibition, ugly, autistic virgin

>>25665455
I'm going to rape you. How does that make you feel?

>>25665498
depends on if you're a qt or not

/b/ sucks major ass.

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I like knowing that i'm not the only one

>>25665348
i have this huge delusion that normalfags, redditors, and women will eventually leave

>>25665455
I want to marry you
Why cant i find kissless virgins irl :(

Because I'm a fake hiki that mostly stays inside and keeps to himself besides going to uni boarding. Free time is mostly 4chin anime and video game. Have no close friends; mostly do everything alone and the threads here hit multiple shared interests so it's my best social interaction.

>>25665348

for qt azns

Its true, OP here I too feel alone and you guy's honesty make me feel like I have a small home in this cruel world

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[s]bannana rama ramma nama kallooloo[/s]

tabbama kanala reeeee

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>>25665348
>>25665348
I used to be full robot. I've gotten some friends, had a couple gfs, and developed social skills now, but I still enjoy the board.

I'm just here to read feel threads, collect images of cute Chinese cartoon chinks, and to develop new fantasies about one day finding a qt femanon who falls in love with me for some apparent reason as we go on to share a beautiful and incredibly lewd life together.

On a slightly related note, I'm usually a lurker and have probably posted a grand total of 10 posts within my past 5 years of 4chan. Am I missing out on much?

>>25665348
I don't know. Seriously, once you're here, you're here forever.

>>25665348
to shitpost, what else?