What jedi bests represents you?
Or are you more like a sith lord?
Young anakin
>the conflict of right and wrong is strong
>>25664198
Mace Windu pls
>insert random pulp fiction quote
>>25664239
you're not chad you delusional beta shit stain
>>25664198
Kylo Ren.
I'm get very mad when I can't have things my way.
>>25664198
old nigga wit the enlarged cranium
Older anakin
>tempted to become a totally edgy shitlord
>>25664272
>physically attractive
>mentally unstable
>emotional
>angry
>no dad
>hurt the people closest to me
>>25664301
haha! you the dude who thought the siths weren't coming back
you idiot
Qui-Gon Jinn but more faggoty
>>25664198
Young Socko the Twi'lek Jedi from the hills of Tattoine. Yes I believe my SWG character should be considered canon.
>>25664198
>implying any of the fallen jedi are actually siths
>implying you know what a true sith is
>implying you know that the type of jedi is represented by the colour of their saber... not the individuality that's put out in the movies
that said, i'd probably have a purple saber
I probably wouldn't be force sensitive because I don't like either extremes. Maybe a gray jedi?
I've always thought of myself more like an Imperial officer.
>>25664198
Yoda.
I'm a manlet and a hermit. I also talk funny.
Anakin with the aspiration of being like Obi-Wan
>>25664198
Holy shit that image looks like the all seeing eye. Fucking Disney man.
>>25664396
yellow saber here. I'd have have more of a lightsaber based training. no offensive force powers beyond push pull. more emphasis on resisting force abilities and swordplay
>>25664198
I was most like yoda at one point. I was lawful good through and through. I shunned the dark side, but along the way i saw that the darkside wasnt so dark. I was never neutral, i went straight to chaotic good. at this time in my life i feel more like a jaded qui-gon jinn.
my lightsaber color is orange.
>>25664572
holy shit can not unssee
I'm honestly having a hard time deciding which jedi is the closest to being neutral good. They also seem like lawful good to me except Anakin, and I'm not quite that whiny. Hell, one of my defining personality traits is that I DON'T complain or ask for help or ask for anything, almost to a fault.
>>25664198
I'll take young obi-wan
I'm like Han Solo.
>Not a lot of redeeming skills
>just getting by on luck
>generally an asshole who sometimes does something great
>more blunt personality
>not cool enough to be a jedi and shit
>>25664396
>jedi lightsaber color has a purpose
Not for centuries you faggot
>>25664433
mm, virgin you are? yes.... emm...
Sith. They kind of get the shaft in the films thanks to, "Bad guys need to be comic book villains!" BS, but the Republic was decrepit and thoroughly corrupt. The Empire may have been ruthless, but it was also vital and progressive. There was a brutal majesty to it. Under Palpatine and Tarkin, the financial oligarchs were crushed, the private sector was brought to heel, the Jedi Order was replaced with a real military capable of enforcing central power, and the corrupt representative body was finally dissolved altogether. The Empire wasn't just a better Republic. It was a new level of galactic civilization.
>>25664976
I'll never allow you on the council
also you will never get invited to jedi parties
Darth Bane or die
I'm Finn because I'm black
and i would probably spill spagetti if I picked up a lightsaber but i'll try anyways
also i love white womenz
and i like to shoot guns!
so yea gimme finn
>>25665245
I really didnt want to be a part of the council anyway. its nothing but bureaucracy. I need to get my hands dirty and feel good about doing it.
>>25664198
darth sidious, jedi were more interested in stick at theyr rules and become chad tier on the galaxy, while the siths were forgoten and fuckd up, but darth sidious was faithfull about the sith lore, even thought he was the last one of theyr kind, so fuck the jedis, they are just tier piece of shit and have theyr well-desserved annihilation
>>25665405
damn son, as a Luke Skywalker type, I believe there is good in everyone. I hope you convert back to the light side.
I want a orange lightsaber
are there any orange sabers?
>>25664198
>>25664198
Coleman Trebor. Could've preemptively stopped the Clone Wars from happening. Was unable to deflect Jango Fett's shots at point-blank range and died on the Geonosis arena floor. JUST.
None of them do; Jedi are talented
>>25665484
he came so close
Kit Fisto, just because of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIt1HaxZB0k
Such a fucking great episode, and he has such a ripped torso too
Probably Qui-Gon because I'm a fuck up.
>>25664198
>Jedi
Dark Traya (Kreia) from KOTOR 2 I'd say. When she's Kreia and travels with the exile because her teaching is basically the middle way between Jedi and Sith, Light side and Dark side.
>>25665256
Shit-tier
>>25665791
Not bad senpai, in the end though everything she said was rather void and message-less, her cause was selfish
>>25665083
Yea that's realistically as close as I can get
I WANT to be like Revan, I want to, but he (or she) is much smarter than I am.
>>25664198
>>25664330
>>25664239
>>25664265
>>25664272
>>25664198
>>25664322
>>25664330
>>25664343
>>25664389
>>25664396
>falling for the shilling of a shitty tween tier scifi
oy-vey!
give rabbi JJ all your money please you stupid fucks
>being force sensitive
Younger teenage me was like Kylo Ren. Edgy as fuck and wanted to be a cool badass but felt the pull of the light.
Now I'd say I'm more like Meetra Surik
>>25665720
Is the animated Clone Wars series canon?
I never actually knew
>>25665847
>Meetra Surik
Sounds like a porn name or someone that sucks off space truckers ata cantina.
>>25665852
The cgi version is
>>25665720
>Such a fucking great episode
>i have an iq of 85
man that really sucks
hope youre not white
>>25665852
It's canon to me unless something new overwrites it
>>25665872
Meetra a cute. CUUUUUUUUTE
>>25665843
>being untermench
>>25665902
I prefer Jedi Master Jesus.
>>25664239
I too hate sand
>>25665951
>only Untermenschen need a crutch like the force.
>>25665821
>Not bad senpai, in the end though everything she said was rather void and message-less
It wasn't tho, it was if you looked at it from a lightsider or darksider point of view. If you read Castaneda you can some (very few but solid) parallels between what she says and Don Juan's teachings (he's a shaman if you don't know what this is about). But yeah I'm just talking about her pseudo grey jedi version, not her sith version / her endgame plan.
>"If you seek to aid everyone that suffers in the galaxy, you will only weaken yourself... and weaken them. It is the internal struggles, when fought and won on their own, that yield the strongest rewards."
This quote especially is exactly what Don Juan calls "stealing someone else's victory" (by helping people in cases where you shouldn't, you steal their power).
Best Sith Lord coming through.
>Inb4 Sheev
Yeah yeah, retarded name that Disney came up with. Not in my canon.
>>25666060
>retarded name that Disney came up with.It's treason then...
>>25666060
Did you hear? palpatine is confirmed jew lord who wants to bring annie to the dark side...
>>25666060
>this piece of shit is better, than the other LOOK!
cancerous
im afraid suicide is your only hope
Under appreciated Sith right here aside from Talon because muh sex appeal.
>>25666001
Yea, there was something there alright. But it leads to nihilism. What does she want actions to lead to? What kind of world does she want? A cruel and cold one. I hate her.
Doesn't really reflect the way she acts. She's basically just a selfish old witch.
>>25666139
i really like their edge
>>25665954
>implying he can stand up to my OC Donut Steel character Darth Edgicus. A light side user who looks like a Sith because he uses the fashion side of the Force
>>25666188
Krayt wins points for being the only Sith Lord in pretty much all of Star Wars to not wear black, at least in his original armor.
Red Flags for boys
>he thinks Anakin was a pussy
>he likes Mandalorian and has a youtube or facebook profile picture of the mandalorian banner
>he thinks the sith code contains any wisdom whatsoever
>he thinks hes a special snowflake by spouting names from some obscure EU franchise
Come at me bro I have 4 lightsabers you can't possibly win
>>25666221
red flags for men
>he likes star wars past the age of 12
>>25666215
>only Sith Lord in pretty much all of Star Wars to not wear black
do you honestly believe this is a good franchise
>>25666229
You were saying, scumbag?
if you are a real robot, this is the only right answer
>>25664198
Jolee Bindo. I don't give a fuuuuuck.But I guess he's not canon now.
>>25666211
Jedi Master Jesus doesn't have time for your autistic shit. He has Jedi shit to do.
>>25666280
I enjoy it. No about of you crying about it and calling me a "pleb with shit taste" will change that.
>>25664198
Jolee muthafuckin Bindo
>gray Jedi, but still chil to hang with
>NEET as fuck, lives as a hermit in the woods
>doesn't give a shit about the rest of the galaxy's problems
>>25666367
>>25666211
You couldn't even handle T3.
>>25666288
keep trying Jedi.
>>25666373
>I enjoy it.
kk
>No about of you crying about it and calling me a "pleb with shit taste" will change that.
yea, cant change intelligence
carry on (to another board)
this little motherfucker
he causes trouble most of the time but he clutch as fuck, which is basically me
*weeeeeeeoooooooowwwww!*
>>25666428
You sound like you belong on /tv/ friendo :)
>>25666394
...HOW?
HOW do you get T3 to go dark?
Darth tyranus
>actually was a step ahead of sidious and was in line to betray him
>>25666446
>liking rectumwars
lol k kid
if anyone belongs on /tv/ its you
im not the one with garbage tier taste
>>25666367
>>25666392
>using these colloquialisms to describe these characters
You're bastardizing them senpai
If they were real they would hate both of you
>>25666165
>But it leads to nihilism.
But it doesn't. Funny you should say that, it's exactly the kind of problem that awaits men on the path of knowledge in yaqui shamanism, and what they have to transcend.
Did you play kotor 2 with the restoration mod ?
Never a badass Jedi like R2D2. Plus he's in all the films.
>>25666454
Gotta have autistic computer and security skills.
I'm like Kit-Fisto because no one remembers me.
>>25666493
Wait, I'm interested now, what does transcending look like? How does one come to terms with the worldview Kreia espouses without falling into depression?
And yes, I have senpai
>>25666491
>bastardizing anything from starwars
>starwars
>not a bastard series that ripped off art from earlier movies
KEK
>>25666504
Damn this makes for a good reaction image. Even the best of us can fall.
Fucking aliens can't even speak basic.
Jedi Temple Guard
>security guard IRL
>not many know I even exist
>>25666573
Good for nothing aliens.
Atton is a good friend.
>>25666628
Atton is my boy. I always bring him and that fine piece of Sith ass Visas with me
>>25666732
Speaking of Visas
>Want to save her from the clutches of the Dark Side
>Befriend her and get close to her
>Handmaiden bitch gets super ass blasted at this and reuses to talk to me
Fucking light side faggots make me want to be edgy. I'm trying my best to stay on the path of the light damn it.
>>25666732
gGood man. That's the way to do it.
>>25665111
You know Star Wars isn't real right?
>>25664198
Starkiller.
>capable of bad things
>and reasoning
>eventually does what he thinks is right, regardless of what he's told
>dies for his beliefs
>somewhat easy to manipulate
I really liked the first TFU game.
>>25666628
>>25666732
>tfw I always went Atton/Handmaiden because I enjoyed their banter and the Handmaiden was my waifu.
>teenager trapped in an adult's body
>painfully edgy, never grew out of it
>horrible mommy and daddy issues
>terrible temper
>have struggled to remain committed to an obligation to be an asshole
>unhealthy obsession with appeasing my overbearing, matriarchal grandmother
>appearance and voice is very ill-suited for my ambitions
>military history
>dress exclusively in black
>prone to bad mood swings and lashing out when I can't control my anger any longer
>have lots of natural ability but when it really counts I usually get really fucked up
I know he's not technically a sith or jedi but he's the only character in the series I really relate to
tfw you kill everything, even star wars threads at the height of their popularity
>>25667449
Star Wars has been ruined for me by the cancerous "nerd culture" that's formed around it. The way people have treated the new film as though it was some sort of enlightening religious experience has also disgusted me.
>>25664272
Nigger Anakin went on a rampage at a middle school. That's about as /r9k/ as any of the characters could be
>not including emo ren
>playing kotor II on hardest difficulty
>everything is a fucking breeze
>finally meet visas
>she anally wrecks my shit with one hit of her lightsaber doing 70+ damage most times
>can barely do a combination of 40+ damage with my lightsaber and upgraded virbosword combined, even though i have maxed out feats in 2 handed weaposn
bull fucking shit.
i quit till i can be bothered again tomorrow.
>>25667601
>Nigger Anakin went on a rampage at a middle school.
S'true. shot up the tuscan school.
probably Ben or windex
>>25668246
Mace Window or Ben Kinobu?
They are like not similar man
>>25665448
In the EU, yes. In the movies there's yellow I think, for Jedi sentinels or guardians I don't remember.
Obi-Wan
>I always have the high groundfrom a certain point of view.
Gotta be Mace Dindu for me.
Invincible and a master of the even ground combat style.
>>25667546
>letting your enjoyment of media be ruined by the behavior of others
Normies' antics do not change the content of the films or EU.
Kid fisto.
>>25669160
Yeah, no matter what, they are shit.
>>25664198
I think we're all sith here, we're more about passion than order.
>>25664354
Queer-gong Gin then?
>>25664976
wow edgy faggot this is like a tumblr post
>>25664198
I do whatever I want.
Kylo Ren
-infuriated that I am trash
-inferiority complex
-not good at anything even when I train at it
-ugly
I'd probably fit as a gray jedi the most. I wouldn't like the sith and all the violence and corruption they bring to the universe but holy shit jedi are a bunch of hippy, useless, impractical, pussy wiped faggot leftist hypocrites FROM OUTER SPACE
We need an empire but with gray jedi or even non force sensitives in power. Fucking jedis and sith always stirring up shit and dragging other people into their eternal conflict.
>>25666602
That's a fucking great threat
>>25664297
Only possible answer when it comes to /r9k/
Too weak to be a Jedi, too weak to be a Sith. Just right to be an angry emo edgelord.
>>25669413
Roan Fel and the Imperial Knights
too bad they're no longer canon
Probably that old guy with the weird head
I've got a pretty weird shaped head to
>>25670859
>that old guy with the weird head
You have to be more specific
>>25670859
Grand moff tarkin?
Kyle katarn
I used to be relevant, but on an eye's blink my life was discarded and irrelevant
I admit, not proudly, I'd probably be a Sith. I am a lot more impressed with law and order, and the discipline of their troops, as opposed to the more "fun" for the Galaxy but ultimately self destructive Jedi.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7hBZNsPnyg
Let's take a moment to appreciate how bad a motherfucker sidious really is.
This is the guy who, knowing anakin would very well be the most powerful in terms of force abilityMore so than himselfalone if not saber ability, willingly did a gambit of his own life JUST to turn him to the dark side.
>>25665821
I've been waiting for you to make a risk thread for four days now. Get your shit together anon ;_:
>>25671504
You seem to be describing the Eternal Empire more so than the Sith. I mean the Sith are notorious for in fighting and disorder through out their ranks. They've never really had a stable hold onto power until Darth Sidious showed up.
Oh and if you're wondering I'd probably be a Knight Of Zakuul.
The only thing that matters in this world is law and order, the light and dark side of the force is irrelevant.
I don't wanna throw the meme out there, but probably Kylo Ren.
>constantly under-achieving
>trying to live up to former families achievements
>torn between "light" and "dark"
>ugly
>prone to temper flares
>man-baby
>>25664198
None of them were bitter incels
>>25665720
Based character
MACE WINDU NUFFIN
HE WAS A GOOD JEDI
SHEEV WAS EVIL
that green nigga that was complete shit and got rekt by vader
>>25664198
>black guy
>give him a purple drank colored lightsaber
LUCAS
>>25664198
Shaak Ti a cute. Can I be Shaak Ti?
>>25665847
>>25665902
>yfw they completely rip off the Exile's character arc and backstory for Rei in the next two Star Wars sequels.
>>25664198
definitely mace dindo. both he and I dindo nuffin
>>25674117
>literal boneheads
Don't they eat rats?
>>25666997
>picking the Handmaiden over this
Shit taste desu
>>25673996
He asked for one, then they adapted that to the lore.
I'd say I'm like prequel Obi-Wan/Ewan MacGregor, but not for the reason you'd expect.
It's because when he says his terribly written dialogue you sometimes see him holding on the laughter from the hilarity of what he has to say. My entire life feels like a meta-joke where I can't say or hear things without them being a cliche or trope of some kind.
>>25676592
Do you also well endowed?
star wars bumptfw you hope someone notices or replies to your post before a dead thread 404s
I'm definitely more of sith considering there is a great need for me to acquire power and often i want to use my anger to overpowered people but in reality i'm probably won't survive the training because deep down i am weak person
>>25665219
>Sith. They kind of get the shaft in the films thanks to, "Bad guys need to be comic book villains!" BS, but the Republic was decrepit and thoroughly corrupt. The Empire may have been ruthless, but it was also vital and progressive. There was a brutal majesty to it. Under Palpatine and Tarkin, the financial oligarchs were crushed, the private sector was brought to heel, the Jedi Order was replaced with a real military capable of enforcing central power, and the corrupt representative body was finally dissolved altogether. The Empire wasn't just a better Republic. It was a new level of galactic civilization.
oh hai /pol/
>>25666414
>>>/m/
go there you faggot no gundams allowed
>>25666962
that game had so much potential sadly it was badly put
>>25672525
>Darth Sidious
You mean Darth Bane he established the rule of two
>>25670978
There >>25678017
you happy?
Who is this goy anyways?
>>25678224
Oh shit... I actually forgot about Darth Bane
>>25678317that wasn't my post, this was>>25667070
but thanks for the gesture
>>25678513
Another kylo? Shit son, I'm in no position to be handing out virtues, but shit.
>>25664198
Is there one that failed the academy and became a recluse on Tatooine then eventually hanged himself? If so, that one.
>>25678317
>>25678513
>you have a new (you)
>it was an accident
>mfw
>>25664198
>shilling a dead franchise this hard.
You're not getting my money.
>>25679696
A psychopath you's precisely what he means to.
I saw information untouched upon that still hasn't been answered. Who is this man you identify with?
>>25679753
That's kyle, the last disney's plot convenience victim
The real hero of the new republic, not a nignog, the cool pilot and Mary Sue
Asajj ventress or savage opress because i just kept being used then thrown again :(
>>25679817
I wanted to know about why you commiserate with this character more than his role in the franchise.
>tfw you're just a shitty gonk droid
>>25664198
>This jedi best represents me
>>25679867
Because I was replaced and forgotten on my own life as well :DDdD
Montross
I'm an asshole and I mooch off other peoples work to get a step ahead of them.
For all he's an edgy 13 year old, late Anakin
> try to be a good person
> roasties, chad makes me mad, ruins my life
> try desperately to not go postal
>>25664297
He's not really throwing a tantrum. He tried hard to make himself mad so he'd be more in tune with the dark side, but he's really not good at it. The novelization says that, even though he's very powerful, he's not a terribly hateful person, meaning he's pretty shit at wielding the dark side.
>tfw the expanded universe was fucked over to make way for this shit movie
>>25665219
that makes a lot of sense actually. also explains how the First Order rose, the New Republic was even less effective than the old one, a galactic Weimar Germany
>>25680843
Well shit. Then why did he ever join the dark side to begin with? I hate Kylo more and more
>>25664198
That green one
Because he is ugly and no one knows who the fuck he is
>>25664198
I would rather be a grey jedi away of the spotlight with no interest in power and pro CIS (the movie faction, not the fags).
>>25670859
>>25670905
Maybe Ki Adi Mundi?