What jedi bests represents you?
Or are you more like a sith lord?
>implying any of the fallen jedi are actually siths
>implying you know what a true sith is
>implying you know that the type of jedi is represented by the colour of their saber... not the individuality that's put out in the movies
that said, i'd probably have a purple saber
Holy shit that image looks like the all seeing eye. Fucking Disney man.
I was most like yoda at one point. I was lawful good through and through. I shunned the dark side, but along the way i saw that the darkside wasnt so dark. I was never neutral, i went straight to chaotic good. at this time in my life i feel more like a jaded qui-gon jinn.
my lightsaber color is orange.
I'm honestly having a hard time deciding which jedi is the closest to being neutral good. They also seem like lawful good to me except Anakin, and I'm not quite that whiny. Hell, one of my defining personality traits is that I DON'T complain or ask for help or ask for anything, almost to a fault.
I'm like Han Solo.
>Not a lot of redeeming skills
>just getting by on luck
>generally an asshole who sometimes does something great
>more blunt personality
>not cool enough to be a jedi and shit
Sith. They kind of get the shaft in the films thanks to, "Bad guys need to be comic book villains!" BS, but the Republic was decrepit and thoroughly corrupt. The Empire may have been ruthless, but it was also vital and progressive. There was a brutal majesty to it. Under Palpatine and Tarkin, the financial oligarchs were crushed, the private sector was brought to heel, the Jedi Order was replaced with a real military capable of enforcing central power, and the corrupt representative body was finally dissolved altogether. The Empire wasn't just a better Republic. It was a new level of galactic civilization.
darth sidious, jedi were more interested in stick at theyr rules and become chad tier on the galaxy, while the siths were forgoten and fuckd up, but darth sidious was faithfull about the sith lore, even thought he was the last one of theyr kind, so fuck the jedis, they are just tier piece of shit and have theyr well-desserved annihilation
Coleman Trebor. Could've preemptively stopped the Clone Wars from happening. Was unable to deflect Jango Fett's shots at point-blank range and died on the Geonosis arena floor. JUST.
Kit Fisto, just because of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIt1HaxZB0k
Such a fucking great episode, and he has such a ripped torso too
Dark Traya (Kreia) from KOTOR 2 I'd say. When she's Kreia and travels with the exile because her teaching is basically the middle way between Jedi and Sith, Light side and Dark side.
Not bad senpai, in the end though everything she said was rather void and message-less, her cause was selfish
Yea that's realistically as close as I can get
I WANT to be like Revan, I want to, but he (or she) is much smarter than I am.
>falling for the shilling of a shitty tween tier scifi
give rabbi JJ all your money please you stupid fucks
>only Untermenschen need a crutch like the force.
>Not bad senpai, in the end though everything she said was rather void and message-less
It wasn't tho, it was if you looked at it from a lightsider or darksider point of view. If you read Castaneda you can some (very few but solid) parallels between what she says and Don Juan's teachings (he's a shaman if you don't know what this is about). But yeah I'm just talking about her pseudo grey jedi version, not her sith version / her endgame plan.
>"If you seek to aid everyone that suffers in the galaxy, you will only weaken yourself... and weaken them. It is the internal struggles, when fought and won on their own, that yield the strongest rewards."
This quote especially is exactly what Don Juan calls "stealing someone else's victory" (by helping people in cases where you shouldn't, you steal their power).
Best Sith Lord coming through.
Yeah yeah, retarded name that Disney came up with. Not in my canon.
>retarded name that Disney came up with.
It's treason then...
Under appreciated Sith right here aside from Talon because muh sex appeal.
Yea, there was something there alright. But it leads to nihilism. What does she want actions to lead to? What kind of world does she want? A cruel and cold one. I hate her.
Doesn't really reflect the way she acts. She's basically just a selfish old witch.
>implying he can stand up to my OC Donut Steel character Darth Edgicus. A light side user who looks like a Sith because he uses the fashion side of the Force
Krayt wins points for being the only Sith Lord in pretty much all of Star Wars to not wear black, at least in his original armor.
Red Flags for boys
>he thinks Anakin was a pussy
>he likes Mandalorian and has a youtube or facebook profile picture of the mandalorian banner
>he thinks the sith code contains any wisdom whatsoever
>he thinks hes a special snowflake by spouting names from some obscure EU franchise
Come at me bro I have 4 lightsabers you can't possibly win
if you are a real robot, this is the only right answer
Jedi Master Jesus doesn't have time for your autistic shit. He has Jedi shit to do.
Jolee muthafuckin Bindo
>gray Jedi, but still chil to hang with
>NEET as fuck, lives as a hermit in the woods
>doesn't give a shit about the rest of the galaxy's problems
You couldn't even handle T3.
this little motherfucker
he causes trouble most of the time but he clutch as fuck, which is basically me
lol k kid
if anyone belongs on /tv/ its you
im not the one with garbage tier taste
>But it leads to nihilism.
But it doesn't. Funny you should say that, it's exactly the kind of problem that awaits men on the path of knowledge in yaqui shamanism, and what they have to transcend.
Did you play kotor 2 with the restoration mod ?
Gotta have autistic computer and security skills.
Jedi Temple Guard
>security guard IRL
>not many know I even exist
Speaking of Visas
>Want to save her from the clutches of the Dark Side
>Befriend her and get close to her
>Handmaiden bitch gets super ass blasted at this and reuses to talk to me
Fucking light side faggots make me want to be edgy. I'm trying my best to stay on the path of the light damn it.
gGood man. That's the way to do it.
>capable of bad things
>eventually does what he thinks is right, regardless of what he's told
>dies for his beliefs
>somewhat easy to manipulate
I really liked the first TFU game.
>teenager trapped in an adult's body
>painfully edgy, never grew out of it
>horrible mommy and daddy issues
>have struggled to remain committed to an obligation to be an asshole
>unhealthy obsession with appeasing my overbearing, matriarchal grandmother
>appearance and voice is very ill-suited for my ambitions
>dress exclusively in black
>prone to bad mood swings and lashing out when I can't control my anger any longer
>have lots of natural ability but when it really counts I usually get really fucked up
I know he's not technically a sith or jedi but he's the only character in the series I really relate to
Star Wars has been ruined for me by the cancerous "nerd culture" that's formed around it. The way people have treated the new film as though it was some sort of enlightening religious experience has also disgusted me.
>playing kotor II on hardest difficulty
>everything is a fucking breeze
>finally meet visas
>she anally wrecks my shit with one hit of her lightsaber doing 70+ damage most times
>can barely do a combination of 40+ damage with my lightsaber and upgraded virbosword combined, even though i have maxed out feats in 2 handed weaposn
bull fucking shit.
i quit till i can be bothered again tomorrow.
>Nigger Anakin went on a rampage at a middle school.
S'true. shot up the tuscan school.
I'd probably fit as a gray jedi the most. I wouldn't like the sith and all the violence and corruption they bring to the universe but holy shit jedi are a bunch of hippy, useless, impractical, pussy wiped faggot leftist hypocrites FROM OUTER SPACE
We need an empire but with gray jedi or even non force sensitives in power. Fucking jedis and sith always stirring up shit and dragging other people into their eternal conflict.
Roan Fel and the Imperial Knights
too bad they're no longer canon
I used to be relevant, but on an eye's blink my life was discarded and irrelevant
I admit, not proudly, I'd probably be a Sith. I am a lot more impressed with law and order, and the discipline of their troops, as opposed to the more "fun" for the Galaxy but ultimately self destructive Jedi.
Let's take a moment to appreciate how bad a motherfucker sidious really is.
This is the guy who, knowing anakin would very well be the most powerful in terms of force ability
More so than himselfalone if not saber ability, willingly did a gambit of his own life JUST to turn him to the dark side.
You seem to be describing the Eternal Empire more so than the Sith. I mean the Sith are notorious for in fighting and disorder through out their ranks. They've never really had a stable hold onto power until Darth Sidious showed up.
Oh and if you're wondering I'd probably be a Knight Of Zakuul.
The only thing that matters in this world is law and order, the light and dark side of the force is irrelevant.
I don't wanna throw the meme out there, but probably Kylo Ren.
>trying to live up to former families achievements
>torn between "light" and "dark"
>prone to temper flares
Shaak Ti a cute. Can I be Shaak Ti?
>picking the Handmaiden over this
Shit taste desu
I'd say I'm like prequel Obi-Wan/Ewan MacGregor, but not for the reason you'd expect.
It's because when he says his terribly written dialogue you sometimes see him holding on the laughter from the hilarity of what he has to say. My entire life feels like a meta-joke where I can't say or hear things without them being a cliche or trope of some kind.
I'm definitely more of sith considering there is a great need for me to acquire power and often i want to use my anger to overpowered people but in reality i'm probably won't survive the training because deep down i am weak person
>Sith. They kind of get the shaft in the films thanks to, "Bad guys need to be comic book villains!" BS, but the Republic was decrepit and thoroughly corrupt. The Empire may have been ruthless, but it was also vital and progressive. There was a brutal majesty to it. Under Palpatine and Tarkin, the financial oligarchs were crushed, the private sector was brought to heel, the Jedi Order was replaced with a real military capable of enforcing central power, and the corrupt representative body was finally dissolved altogether. The Empire wasn't just a better Republic. It was a new level of galactic civilization.
oh hai /pol/
Is there one that failed the academy and became a recluse on Tatooine then eventually hanged himself? If so, that one.
>you have a new (you)
>it was an accident
>This jedi best represents me
I'm an asshole and I mooch off other peoples work to get a step ahead of them.
For all he's an edgy 13 year old, late Anakin
> try to be a good person
> roasties, chad makes me mad, ruins my life
> try desperately to not go postal
He's not really throwing a tantrum. He tried hard to make himself mad so he'd be more in tune with the dark side, but he's really not good at it. The novelization says that, even though he's very powerful, he's not a terribly hateful person, meaning he's pretty shit at wielding the dark side.
>tfw the expanded universe was fucked over to make way for this shit movie
I would rather be a grey jedi away of the spotlight with no interest in power and pro CIS (the movie faction, not the fags).