i started nofap after fapping on dec 31 and havent fapped since, but now i really want to fuck someone so bad, like really bad, its never been this bad. How do i get a girl to fuck me. pls help
alright simple plan, acquire an assortment of birds. Mostly intelligent perching birds like small parakeets, cockatoos, crows are a very good one. Everyday carry this bird around. The birds i listed are capable of vocalization, this is very important. Basically each day approach women with the bird on your shoulder. bitches love birds because birds are hot shit. Here is the easy part. Because birds are intelligent and can vocalize, your new bird friend wil simply tell the female youre communicating with how much you want to bang. At the point you lift up your shirt and flex your abs while doing your best to pull your face to the back of your head using only your face muscles. This will stretch your skin and thin out your eyes, which gives a more confident look. This should be all it takes to get a girl to have sex with you OP, hope this helped. If you want to have sex with another girl, just get a different bird of a different species and repeat the process.
Actually lots of prostitutes like virgins and will even give you a discount. They prefer virgins because it lets them lead to so the guy pleasures them the way they want. It also means no STDs.
Getting that sweet puss as we speak
>tfw I have a face like that naturally because I'm slavic
Fuck my entire life