>On sofa with wife watching adventure time
>decide I wan sum fuck
>pull dem panties off, whip them across the room and bite her neck a little
>get into position
>slide into her and feel the warm moisture of that glorious vag
>she is tightening the muscles in rhythm to my thrusts
>suddenly, cat jumps up behind me onto the sofa
>drags her rough feline tongue right across my anus
Why is a cat strong enough to pull apart your buttcheeks fast enough to lick your butthole by surprise? Especially when your ass is clenched because you're standing up using your muscles to have sex?
I'm so confused.
I feel your pain, fellow catbro.
Been cockblocked by my cat before.
>chillin with gf.
>she gives me the look
>10 mins later having sex with her on top
>pet rat running around runs up and grabs my ball sack with her cold tiny hands with sharp nails.
same face haha.