Goddamn it /r9k/. Even on chat I seem weird. And I wanted to change for 2016. Guess I wasn't meant for the social life
Are you texting a girl?
Did you go to a bar over the weekend with your "bros"?
YOur a fucking normalshit
She asked you if you were "stiff" for Christ sake
Cunt wants you to strech her clit open with your big fucking Chad cock
Now fuck off back to reddit
>I didn't go anywhere. I lied.
That explains why the message was so terrible and forced.
>Went to cool bar
Who the fuck talks like this? Here's some advice: read what you're typing out loud AS you're typing it and you'll seem less "Stiff". It's what I do and I'm always happy with what I produce.
You should have just brought up that text is monotone and played it off as being busy. She'll never question you again in hopes of not looking retarded and that you actually have a life outside of this chat.
You didn't answer if English is your first language though. If it isn't your lack of command of it makes sense. If it is you need a little bit of help. First things first download swiftkey, you type like a retard (on your phone at least, you seem fine here) and need a helping hand. Next you need to acknowledge that there's a bit of difference between casual speak and whatever you're going for, and instead of locking up and being all like n-n-no when you're called into question you need to come up with some kinda save for that situation. You know, like I am just tired, drunk, whatever.
My friend said it was cool. Last bar I went with him was too.
Anyways, I just told her straight up why I seem odd.
"awkward is cute to me"
Everything else was giving off signals. Don't think she actually means this part though. You have a chance with this girl don't fuck it up.
Dude she wants your dick
She thinks you're some mysterious, brooding man whom she's going to coax some emotional response out of.
You didn't fuck up, she's just playing into the >le i'm going to change him :3 may-may
keep doing what you're doing, bitch.
I usually use them when sending dumb shit to my friends. I guess bitches live emojis so I will in the future.
Also, I'm I doing alright? Seems like I am but I've no idea what to do now.
Here you go
If I was a normie I wouldn't be on here. I'd probably have more friends and a gf
Trust me, I wish I was a normie. This is getting lucky
Virgin. I think
No. Just a girl I met on the WWW
Is talking to a girl considered being a normie? In that case I've always been one because I talk to my sister everyday. I just got lucky. I'm surprised this is even happening
She's being a critical cunt, m8. Who is she to you, anon? You trying to fuck her? Is she your sister? If she isn't a blood relative, you should not be talking to her over text for any other reason besides flirting or setting a time to meet up.
She doesn't expect or want you to tell her about your problems. You will never be her gal pal. Although this may be news to you, women smell aimless male chattering like sharks smell blood. It inspires little confidence.
Dude, this is sad, but it's probably the fact that you're using properly punctuated, grammatical English. To normies nowadays, that probably comes off as stodgy and weird.
>Not bad. Went to cool bar with a friend yesterday. Pretty fun.
Robots: take this as a case study in flirting. Note the pattern.
>1. Anon confirms that sloot is still damp for him (down to make out)
>2. He takes a leap of faith and suggests more
>3. She is down
>4. Anon reaffirms he is into her and they continue with more steamy talk infefinitely
If she is talking to you to begin with, she is at least interested. She's not there to discuss Russian literature with you. Take a leap and say something low-key sexy. If she blows you off, chuck her. If she responds in kind, lay it on a bit thicker. Rinse, repeat, etc.
Not a Chad lads.
Probably. Maybe that's why others told me to use more emoticons
Sorry anon but is this good or bad? Never read or watched Watchmen. He looks cool though
>mfw realizing all greentexts pretty much encapsulate his speech syntax
all of this are fake.
loling @ all the normie hate fuck off m8