How do I break up with a practice girl when you know you're in too deep?
she has gotten too clingy and her friends are batshit crazy especially since I also took her virginity
just literally be yourself, no filters, it will work, trust me, im on that way too senpai, a grill told me "i miss you" yesterday, im just working in the stratagema to blow the fuck out this relation
Don't break up with her. Keep living your life as if you had broken up with her, but don't do it. Try finding another girls, ignore her calls, make excuses and avoid her as if she were a stranger. When she realizes something's wrong just tell her it's not working, it's not you it's me etc.
just wait til she text's you "i miss you" every day you don't hang out with her, hell some days if I see her in the morning she'll text me later in the day "I wanna see you"
think about it
EVERY FUCKING DAY nooooo not once a week but EVERY SINGLE MOTHERFUCKING DAY. Not only that she fucking JOKES about trapping me with a baby and says awww whenever a baby is even in the vicinity.
holy fuck WAKE ME UP from this fucking nightmare
practice girls are such a terrible meme
relationships are such a terrible meme
then it seems like im an asshole and ill get my shit fucked up by her batshit crazy friends/sister
>take her virginity
Oh fuck nigger I can't stop laughing.
Dude, i'm engaged to my practice girl....
Why is she so good to guilt-trip me ?
i mean dropping 10 tons of spaghetti
shit in the bed then cry about it while sleeping with her
contract one of your larger friends to beat you up in front of her
tell her you have a dark secret while in bed at night and say you killed a small puppy on purpose and "it was weird 'cause you didn't even regret it at the time or to this very day"
Taking your practice gf's virginity was probably not the smartets thing to do. It's probably going to be a lot more difficult breaking up with her seeing how she has become clingy. Good luck m8.
comon op, step up. Is this jsut a practise thread?
Sorry to break character here but I think we've been cooking away at this practice girlfriend meme for a while now and it might be time to unleash it on the wider population as the hot new meme of the year. It's the perfect counter attack to #wastehistime2016 because this is BTFO roasties everywhere.
>she will never sit on your face
take these feels away
You just say "it's over, i don't want you in my future"
You think staying with her is the nice and right thing to do, but you need to dump her so she can cope and move on with her life. The sooner/younger the better.
Anon you don't belong to anybody or owe anyone anything.
I just wanted to fuck
there has to be a better way
she knows where I live which is only a 10 minute drive from her house
but how do I do it to where Im not the bad guy
im afraid of the retribution im gonna get from her and her friends/family
You're dumping her dude. You're going to look like the bad guy. You either suck it up and look forward to freedom or stay in a deadbeat relationship stringing this poor girl along.
There is one all-encompassing failsafe to get you out of any relationship, and since you're a robot it will be much easier to execute than it is for the average male; it's called the 'slow fade'.
In essence, the slow fade is about being boring. Any girl, no matter who she is, wants a guy who excites her, a guy who makes her feel like her life is interesting or special somehow; like she's part of a narrative. How do you eliminate a narrative? You remove its elements: plot, character development, and so on. In literature there are characters called "static", because they do not change or learn anything. You must become a static character, you must become totally boring.
When she comes over? Suggest boring things: let's have a drink, let's order a pizza, let's watch youtube videos. When she wants to go out? Always the same places, preferably fast food joints or just lame restaurants. No movies. When you get home, tell her you're tired and want to go to bed, no matter what time it is (a good method, if it's really early, say "Eh I just feel like laying down.") Does she want to do something in the middle of the day, on a random day? Nah, you're busy. What were you busy doing? she asks, eh, you were talking to your mom and watching TV.
Eventually she'll get sick of it. Then you can complete the fade: no more texting, no more calling, no more contact at all. Finally, she'll start looking for other guys, and that's when you're home free. No tears, no fighting, no awkward passive-aggressive conversations, nada.
If you have any questions feel free to ask. I've used this method with many practice gfs and it works flawlessly.
>tfw I think I might have accidentally done this with a real girlfriend
Just this. It works every time. Just tell her that its not fair to you to be involved when you don't want to be, and unfair to her to occupy an exclusive place in her life when you're certain it won't work out. You could make it last with her for a good while, but you'd be wasting both your youths on delaying an uncomfortable talk.
Honesty is the only way to come out a good guy. You can either hurt her in a lump sum, or slowly over a long period until she catches onto the direction of the wind.
Find 4/10 who doesn't put effort in and seems to have the same hobbies as you, engage in a relationship, and then start bettering yourself / exercising and encourage her to do so too?
>but where do I find her?
That depends on your age, current employment or education, and hobbies.
I dunno dude.
Terrible idea, that's like grills dating asshole chad so they can "fix" him.
Get a practice gf, learn how to fuck, keep her around till you find someone better. gg
jus b urself
im talking about an actual fear of getting my dick chopped off when im sleeping because her friends and sister are that crazy
brilliant, only downside is since Im her first it might take a long fucking time and she'll be shittalking me as her first for the rest of her life
but shitting a bed?
just ask out a girl beneath you, watch out because they get fucking clingy af and waste so much of your time
makes you appreciate better women OR being single
a practice gf is not supposed ot be your real gf because you know you could do better if you had more experience, which the practice gf gives you.
I just want not to get my shit fucked up and not destroy my ego
imagine if my friends or future gf gets in contact with her?
>but how do I do it to where Im not the bad guy
Lol, but you were the bad guy. You tricked her into thinking you loved her and you took her virginity, only to be able to "get better girls". That is a total douche move and it's not going to get you flowers.
>brilliant, only downside is since Im her first it might take a long fucking time and she'll be shittalking me as her first for the rest of her life
Yeah, you dug yourself a pretty deep hole by taking her virginity. I've been in that position before and strongly declined because I knew it would be a massive psychological commitment, and one I wouldn't have any control over. But you're here, so I suggest making decisions as soon as possible before it gets any worse. The slow fade does take time, but the biggest pay-off (there are many) is that once it's over you don't look like the bad guy.
You explain to your future gf what happened and that you ended something that went forward too fast as honorably as you knew how. Your ex will move on and won't have anything bad to say about you. I've dated practice gfs and they all have an experience of a guy ghosting them and they complain about it tons. I haven't heard anything bad about a guy breaking up with an honest talk.
Rate, they are obv <6 but I need a fuccbody ;(
how else was I supposed to date girls on my level if no girl on my level would give me a proper chance when they chase after chad?
I was chad to this girl and she had many chances with a nice guy on her level but every girl wants her chad
thanks anon ill strongly consider this option since I want to focus on my hobbies and school so I have a legitimate excuse to start pulling away
the last line was more for the guy who said I should shit the bed but straight talk seems like a good option but it's not gonna go over well with her family nor her friends which is what im scared of
There is no reality where you break it off with this girls and you don't look bad to her friends and family. Accept that and do the best thing for your own moral compass and for both of your lovelifes and cut it off clean, quick, and simple.
If you two have close mutual friends, this is the best way. You bring the minimal drama to their lives with this method as well.
Okay here' what you do senpai: First, learn her daily routine. Know when she's alone and when she's in public. Second, prepare the materials needed for this outrageous prank (i.e. rope, duct tape, a cleaver, some caustic soda, a large barrel, and some black trash bags, and a rag of chloroform.) Third, when she is alone you will make her fall asleep with the chloroform. Fourth, take her to a secluded spot and make sure you cut her head clean off. Fifth, cut her into 10 pieces and put them in the trash bag. Sixth, put the caustic soda in the large barrel with some water. Seventh, once the barrel is full with acid, dump the trash bags into the barrel. Eigth, dump the remains in a graveyard that is secluded. Ninth, destroy all materials used in this amazing prank. Tenth, freedom and say "IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO!"
That's some heavy shit, anon. But think about what you're doing. If you commit to this girl you will never be able to feel good about yourself. You'll never get past your feelings of guilt (for staying with her despite the fact that you don't love her) or frustration (for constantly seeing missed opportunities and knowing that you settled). You know the classic response to this, I'm sure: "it's not fair to her"; well it's true. You are essentially living a lie, and she's the source of that lie, which is just as shitty.
End it. Move to another state if you have to. Don't throw your life away you bitch.
Are you a stupid cuck? Listen here faggot, think for yourself you fuck, at the time you get married you're the one who's going to suffer the most. She doesn't love you, as you said, she guilt-trip you to stay with her, and even when you dump her, she will probably find another one.
Left looks like she'd murder you after cutting off your penis if you ever left her. Nice ass tho.
Right looks like a profit opportunity as you can rent out her forehead to billboard companies.
See the trick is to see her as a fucking cockroach. You can then get her out of your life. Trust me, temporarily numbing yourself is what will remove any guilt associated with breaking up with her. Afterwards, go get a drink to hide the feelies.
shit fampai, you have to cut that shit by the hard way
she wants to got you no matter what, you got to man up and say her the trut about the feels, anyways she will regenerate and come again if she is so fucking crazy
im feeling that my path with the grill im are following the same way
>she went to clubbing
>send 7 messages to crash my place
>sweat and dirt from clubbin into my place fuck no
>offed the phone
>2pm another messege in the noon
ill have to cut this shit asap, ill recomend you do the same, but i now she will come back with another tactic
>she has gotten too clingy and her friends are batshit crazy
Welcome to lesson one of the practice gf.
Did you think it would be easy?
>tfw I was in the first practice gf thread
We're making history boys