ITT: fembot feels thread >tfw no bf

>>25661553
stop it with these fucking threads
yes I'm a fembot too but that doesn't fucking mean that we have to segregate ourselves from the rest of the anons
gender isn't supposed to matter on the internet

This is now a malebot feels thread

>tfw no gf

>be me. 22. female. no bf. like usual.
>only ugly guys hit on me.
>be kind to one guy.
>he gets obsessed with me
>thinks he deserves sex just because nice
>fellow anon think i can't be a robot

GIRLS CAN BE ROBOTS TOO

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>>25661623
Yeah. I agree with this guy.
>tfw no gf
>feels bad, man

>>25661587
I've said this multiple time ut everytime I di, I get hit with the
>Oh you're not like the girls femanon?
>Stop trying to different cunt
I admit that some of the threads were appealing at first because I thought I could relate to them, but now it's fucking annoying

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>>25661553
Lowkey AM/BF thread?

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>>25661666

dodging the memebot with this original text

>>25661623
THAT
FEEL
WHEN
NO
GIRLFRIEND
IS NOT ORIGINAL

>>25661553
>ITT: fembot feels thread
>In This Thread: fembot feels thread

>>25661666
>>only ugly guys hit on me.

You're part of the problem, maybe if you actually talk to the people who are nice to you and give them the time of day. You might find someone who actually likes you for you. What else did you expect from a Chad.....

Chad here, you whores aren't worth it.Better pussy out there.

>dating
>in 2016

So I started trying to catfish my boyfriend and was immediately successful.

I got him to agree to meet with a fake profile of a not that attractive girl with literally no effort.

I'm kinda upset, how should I handle this?

He also messaged the second fake profile I was making for a hotter girl if the first one didn't work.

>>25661587
>yes I'm a fembot too
toplel

>>25662290
dump your boyfriend and go out with me
i'm desperate to date anyone

What are you fembots look for in men?

From what I've seen, if you're on here, you're light years ahead of other women out there. At least to me. So when I see one of you out in the wild. What should I do? How should I carry myself?

>21
>6ft 1in
>fat
>graduated school and pretty successful with pretty interesting job (game development)
>relatively funny

Is this enough?

>>25661623
This. Also...

THERE ARE NO FEMBOTS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>be a fat disgusting mess
>men still hit on me
>le get away from me you silly boys
>go on /r9k/ for some reason
>cry about how hard your life is
>try to get a free steam game/money from random anons
>get a game
>thousands are throwing their skype at me
>browse through them and pick your favourite
>fuck him, with your various liquids shooting out of every orifice
>geez guize, life is so hard

why don't roasties just fuck off? this is the one place on the internet for weird lonely guys to vent about their broken lives, why must you fuck this up too?

>>25661666
If you're an autist you don't get to be choosy with the kinda guy you get, filthy roastie.

>>25662338
>implying you wouldn't cheat just as quickly given the opportunity.

>>25662199
What!? Are you saying I can't have standards?

The double standards in this place are re-fucking-diculous.

I get that you think it is ironic to be misogynistic and all, but it is seriously starting to get old!

Hey fembots, how often do you crave sex? Being depressed has killed my sex drive, so my girlfriend and I don't really have sex anymore. I've honestly kind of forgotten how to even initiate sex. She's expressed that she wants it more, but she seem to only really be mildly upset. Do you think this puts me in jeppardy of being left or cheated on?

Copy/pasting because I took so long typing it

>>25661465

OK gimme a second to type it in greentext

>A little about my family first
>Dad is kind of a chad. In good shape, handsome, kind of like Colin Farrell
>Dad met mom in college and had me, then my brother
>Mom is kind of a robot, very beta, submissive, emotionally manipulative. We dont talk much
>Dad gets redpilled when I was about 10, leaves mom, takes me and my brother with him
>Brother is like my mom, beta through and through
>Me and Dad talk about literally anything and everything, I ask him advice about my sex life and vice versa

OK so story

>Come back home around 1:00am and I was ridiculously high
>Dad is laid shirtless on the couch watching netflix (it's hot where I live, so we're often in bathing suits)
>I pretty much slump into the couch next to him and he puts his arm around me
>We start talking about general stuff when a guy started masturbating on TV (It was a cheesy horror movie)
>One thing led to another and basically ended with me asking him what he jacks off to
>Ask him if he's ever thought about me
>He smiles
>"Really?"
>"You're like a hotter version of your mom"
>End up telling him some of the shit I was in to
>At this point my head is on his chest while we're on the couch
>I ask him what he likes about me
>I move my hand from his stomach down to his shorts
>He grabs my hand
>"Woah woah wait"
>I freak out and start to feign tiredness
>Talk about it the next day, and he convinced me it isn't a good idea, although he's admitted he wants to.

>>25662345
enough for me :)

>>25662515
wrong thread, moron

>>25661910
Is this the new meme relationship?

>>25662537
>>25662515

The original thread is a femanon feels thread. Moron.

>meet attractive powerlifter that does competitions
>super muscular
>end up making out after first date
>lots of heavy petting and groping
>he sticks his hand in between my thighs and I audibly gasp and start grinding on him
>second date we get food, but he has work so only like 5 minute long makeout session

>today he hasn't responded to any of my texts

I even sent him some really cute pictures of me wearing this floofy hat and told him that I wanted to bang him. What if he doesn't like me. This is unusual cause he'd usually get back to me sooner or later, but the time keeps ticking by and nothing but radio silence.

>>25662461
All I'm saying is that I bet you'll find a lot more interesting and nice people if you just give everyone a chance. Instead of just judging them by the physical attractiveness.

>The double standards in this place are re-fucking-diculous.
Implying that I represent all the cancer that is /r9k/, clam your tits.

>>25662570
Yeah, I wouldn't deal with you either. Needy bitch

>>25662345
>if you're on here, you're light years ahead of other women out there
there are no women here
it's an anonymous board, not social media
>>>/soc/
faggot

>>25662461
post your tits, whore
we all know you're a dude and that's why you don't

>>25662531
Sweet asl? Do you wanna chat?

>>25662570
fuck off and die PLEASE KILL YOURSELF TONIGHT

>>25662598
I sent him a good morning text, a floofy hat picture, and how I wanted to bang him.

Thats only 3 messages the whole day. If I was needy I'd be like "whyy aren't you talking to me ;_;" over and over.

>>25662666
it's a male, retard

>>25662709
post your tits unless you're a dude

>>25662714
Ayyyyy worth a shot

>>25662570
chad got what he want from you, he doesn't want any more

sage

>>25662666
i'm not comfortable with talking to strangers and i can assure you i live very far away. but you definitely sound like someone most nerdy girls would be interested in i think

fembot here, AMA
I'm cute btw

>>25662570
You should post this pic of you in this floofy hat

>>25662795
nobody believes that you're a female without proof
nice try though newfag

>>25662805
See my original post >>25662345

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>like fit men
>that somehow makes me shallow

>>25662805
Want to get a drink and bang in the bathroom?

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GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD
GET THE FUCK OFF
GET THE FUCK OFF
HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>>25662851
i'm not a chick you fucking retard
none of the people pretending to be women without posting a picture are actually women
they are, like me, men just SAYING they are women because you faggots are guaranteed to reply

>>25662760
All we did is make out. We have another date planned on tuesday where I'm taking him to my rock climbing gym so hopefully him not responding is just him having a really long day and his phone being dead and not getting a chance to charge it.

>>25662823
What so I can have a bunch of buttflustered douches attack what I look like regardless if I was the literal definition of beauty.

>>25662923
>so hopefully him not responding is just him having a really long day and his phone being dead and not getting a chance to charge it.


you go ahead and think that, roastie

sage

>>25662923
no, because it's obvious you are a male

>>25662921
OK, I get it. But why? What are you getting out of it?

>>25662883
of course i do
i'm a chick
it's what we do
but first, what kind of car do you drive

>tfw no gf

I'm joining in on the fun

>>25662963
what do any people get out of attentionwhoring?

>>25662461
You sound like the cunt from northern ireland
>>25662515
You sound like you're attractive and get laid, why waste time on /r9k/?

>>25662989
Yes that's my question.

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>>25661553
Okay I'll take the bait. How are you "ladies" holding up? Must feel shitty being in a male populated board and being told to go kill yourselves. Why do you even try and stay here? Lol

Eternal reminder that not only are there no women on this board, but they aren't welcome here either.

By definition, only men can be robots.

>>25662570
You aren't a fembot you stupid fucking cunt
>>>/soc/

>>25663014

Because it's an anonymous image board. No one knows I'm a femanon and if I tell someone they don't believe me.

It's a place where I can be a piece of shit without anyone judging me as a "woman"

>>25662966
A ford Tacoma miss fembot. Offroading is fun in it since I live in the desert. What type of area do you live in? What drink could I get you?

>>25663012
no idea
I'm just demonstrating that you fall for it everytime

>>25663085
i'm a dude you idiot

>>25663094
Lol what a waste of your own time

>>25663069
>It's a place where I can be a piece of shit without anyone judging me as a "woman"

take your love-handled, chubby, unevenly-breasted, short. stretchmark-laden body and adrogenous fucked-up monster face and go back to tumblr

>>25663069
THEN WHY ARE YOU CLAIMING TO BE A WOMAN

fucking retard

this is why no one takes women seriously

or men pretending to be women

>>25663140
and yours

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>>25661553
Attention.jpg

>>25663131
I know, but right now you are my practice for talking to fembots.
Also its a Toyota but I don't think you caught that. Need to be quicker.

>>25663185
>i know
> Need to be quicker.
thanks champ
if it were a female she wouldn't have known that either. was that some kind of test in your head?

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>>25662945
You sure got me. Too bad I'm cute as fuck

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>>25663069
Wait what the fuck? then why tell people you're a girl in the first place? That seems kind of hypocritical seeing how you just said you come here because to be an anonymous piece of shit.

>>25663235
No but as a male I think you should know that at least.

>>25663237
this is 4chan
trap and tranny central

that "picture of you" proves nothing

gonna need a timestamp

>>25663237
>Too bad I'm cute as fuck
You look plain as hell

>>25663237
>no timestamp
>no pussy
re-post or trap

>>25663263
of course i do
but i was on a mission to call you a retard and didn't really read your post

want to make out?

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>>25663303
Of course. I would love too. You cute at least?

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>schizo senpai approached me for cigarettes 4 times today
>didn't get the courage to say anything else to him
>seeing him knocking on my door was literally something out of my sexual fantasies
>he smiled a little
>he has the cutest smile in the world
>love how yellow his teeth are
>missed opportunity to talk to him more even though ive been rehearsing what i was saying all week
>pretty sure he noticed i stalk him a little
>he sat outside while I was there looking sad and distressed
>tfw just want to kiss him and tell him it'll be okay
Why is unrequited love such a bitch?

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>>25663297
>>25663284
Hmm what does this mean then?

>>25662709
That is annoying, let me lift you bitch, will fuck you when I want to.

>18 M
>5'11
>Not autistic
>Good Hygiene
>Gamma fag cyborg
>Slightly underweight
>Mental illness that led to poor social development and isolation

Give me love pls.

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>>25662196
This is now a thread feeling thread.

>>25663342
surely you know how to write the date?
i guess not. you must really be a woman the joke is that you're dumb as bricks because you're a woman

>>25663342
Absolutely nothing? Google images has better results and it can still fail to pick up re-posts.
Timestamp or go home.

>>25663390
>That is annoying, let me lift you bitch, will fuck you when I want to.

Being this thirsty...

>>25663237
>boring-looking stacie
>wearing problem glasses
>dumb "graphic" t shirt (which you are pointing too for some reason)
>ugly smile
>bad teeth
>thin lips
>gross cheek wrinkles
>nose is too big
>look like you're going bald

-1/10

>>25663404
Or maybe because proving that I'm a girl is not worth the 20 seconds it would take me to not look like a piece of shit in sweatpants and bother transferring a picture from my phone to my computer.

You dont understand the amount of apathy I have for most things.

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>>25663443
>is not worth the 20 seconds it would take me to not look like a piece of shit in sweatpants and bother transferring a picture from my phone to my computer
Everyone of you whores makes this fucking excuse.
You could be dressed in the finest clothing and high quality makeup and you still wouldn't be cute.

Just post a timestamp or fuck off

>>25663443
>sweatpants

it gets worse, she's a fat fuck

>>25663443
>You dont understand the amount of apathy

>"Oh no, can't post a pic where I look bad, tee tee"

>apathy

>APATHY

GTFO

>>25663505
>"Oh no, can't post a pic where I look bad, tee tee"
She looks like shit no matter what.

Honestly I'd be satisfied if she just left. She's not cute enough to talk to online.

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I was just working out and decided to post here, don't hit on me silly boys ~

>>25663443
retard?
or just female?
or, most likely, male troll

>>25663443
lol so you can't prove you're a girl and just want attention from anonymous men for SAYING you're a girl?

you're definitely a dude

>>25663546
is that modern angie?

lets make the thread about her instead

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I really love when skelly robots tell me their favorite memes on instagram.

Don't you hate it when your bras squish your boobs fellow fembots?

~Here's me at the park~

>>25663577
>>25663546
wow babe you're pretty hot
keep posting
my favorite meme is the frog man

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>>25663570
Yeah I post my shit on instagram, with this body i was destined to be an instagram ho

>>25663546
>>25663577
nice file names baby

>>25663011

Thanks anon,

I just like lurking mainly, you guys crack me up.

reminder that females cannot have feels

because as long as you have a vagina, tits, mouth, ass you can get what ever man you want in the world.

men on the other hand are 90% alone while all women go for some cunt

fuck off OP

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>>25663559
>>25663549
>>25663505
>>25663543

Look in the background. This is my bathroom enough proof now?

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>>25663591
Oh geez~ You sound so cute!
>>25663599
Please no bullying here, 4chan is a safeplace people here really hurt and your bullying can hurt sum1 irl 2

Moar pics for my lovely robots~

>>25661666
your trips confirm your status... 666 you succubus! you only want chad yet you're probably an ugly 300 pounds filthy fempig...

goddamn these threads are so horrible I wish they'd all die. A legitimately good thread was killed because the op posted a photo of himself but these ones are always alloweD? What the fucking fuck, women are never robots, especially if they have to specify their sex first
>teeeheeee so lonely but guess what? my vagina :3 ~
>"hey baby, I'll date you, what's your skype?"
>silly boys! how tall are you? teehee forever alone xD

>>25663627
You aren't cute enough for me to continue this conversation.
goodnight.

>>25663627
>proof
either liberal arts or female with this idea of "proof"
might as well be female
fap fap fap
okay I'm done with this thread now

anyone else playing videogames on steam??

i want to play with someone :(

http://steamcommunity.com/id/celticspin/

>>25663669
Basic bitch list

>>25663657
this chick is so average.
Do you wanna know how average she is?
I'd only fap to her nudes if she personally sent them to me, if they were reposted online I wouldn't bother.

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>>25663627
Please don't be shy girlfriend~ Show us that timestamp next to your cute body, 4chan is a safeplace it's okay!

You look adorbs btw.

>>25663595
she's still got it

good for her

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>>25663627
Scared to a post a picture of you now with out ur "face" on? Top kek.

>>25663669
>celticspin

I doubt you ever met a celt in your like

go back to fb and insta, at least you can vent your feelings there without being called an attention seeker.

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>>25663730
Can you imagine a world where I'd ever lose it?

>>25663696
>>25663657
>>25663655
>>25663559
>>25663549
>>25663543
>>25663505
>>25663474
>>25663468
>>25663442
>>25663420
>>25663404
>>25663297
>>25663289
>>25663284

Thanks for the feedback guys. Its a great confidence booster that only 1 of you mentioned me being a tranny.

I hate being hugboxed so I went to the only place where men are bitter and will point out any flaw. Thanks for the confirmation of my passing.

>>25663627
YOUR FACE IN THE PICTURE OR IT ISN'T PROOF!

How fucking hard is that to understand???

>>25663733
Quite frankly I'm glad she didn't post her face, who wants to see this hideous forced smile again?>>25663237
>"im cute"
>Post a picture of the most forced fucking smile i've ever seen
>legit looks like a 5/10
Females are dumb as fuck
>>25663766
You are not cute enough to get attention based on your looks.

That is the truth. Do you think were going to flip out over some 5/10 who were never going to fuck irl?

Maybe if you were attractive we'd want more from you.

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>>25663766
>Thanks for the confirmation of my passing
That sounds so dark bby, pls b okay~ It's okay that you're not a real woman 2 as long as you're real with u~~

>>25663763
if she had a dick she'd be perfect

>>25663810
I wasn't expecting you to flip out. I just wanted to know if I passed as a girl. Thats all I wanted. Thanks buddy :p

>>25663810
>she
it's a man

>>25663851
You're a trap?
K well then you're a 7/10

>>25663669
>http://steamcommunity.com/id/celticspin/
137 friends, no thanks

>>25663871
youd be suprised how many average looking girls I've seen with that face.

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>>25663851
Stop acting as if words don't hurt top lel, go hit up reddit or 9fag if ur looking for fedora wearing cringelords for attention and if you "Pass" as a "girl"

>>25663868
this comment>>25663899
was meant for you

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>>25663824
OH
MY
GAWD!
This is why I love robots, ur 2 naughty~

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>>25663937
Reddit hugboxes super hard. Pic related brah

I wanted to come to the place where I knew that nobody would be nice and tell me I passed if I didn't.

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>>25663974
100% srs wid u famalam
I'll never understand trannies and the incessant need to defend them, it's tragic to want something you can't have but playing into delusions doesn't help anything.
Kinda done dumping angies modern pics, gonna look for a good one to end on.

>>25662290
This proves women are fucking psycho, wtf are your bf for, you r just an insecure cunt tbqhfamilia

>>25662345
>fat
>calls self funny
our standards aren't necessarily that low, maybe you should actually try improving yourself

>>25663974
>>25663766
you just plain look like an ugly girl

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Angie verona should be legally required to do porn.
>>25664120
Nah nigger he said relatively funny, there's not much fucking commitment to it.
>maybe you should actually try improving yourself
Prove you're worth it, post yourself or describe yourself

>>25664142
Better than looking like a guy!!!

>>25663974

You look like Mr. Bean in a dress. You might pass at 2am drunk in a dark bar.

>>25664162
I'm the guy who posted this>>25663442

so what if you pass, you still look like a 3/10

Hi, I'm a girl :3

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>>25663237
>qt as fuck
Will you be the "tfw no bf" to my "tfw no gf", anonette?

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>>25664237
I am too, I'm super into tits and wet vagoos wanna post yours?

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>>25664267
>desperate for trannydick
No need to check yourself, you're already rekt.

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>>25662587
>clam your tits
Ow

>tfw i hate these threads but i still come here in hope of finding some anon leaving his email

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>>25664342
[email protected]
ilu desu desu

>>25662865
>tfw /fit/
>tfw most girls don't like fit men

>>25664342
Are you a grill?
Are you chubby?

>>25662570
>>25663237
He's not responding because you're not very attractive. He might give you the D if he's horny some night and if you put all the effort into it with meeting up and such. If you try to act coy or anything like that, you're out.

>>25661666
See the thing is ugly guys hit on ugly girls and hot guys hit on hot girls

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>>25664455
>responding to stale b8
You niggers have no self-respect.

>>25664422
yes and yes
Thiscommentisoriginal

>>25661666
>girls can be robots too
Don't believe the devil's lies

>>25664540
That's really nice. Location?

>>25664540
Do you get horny a lot femanon?

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Oh hey tumblr come to steal more memes?

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>>25664540
Timestamp, I had a crazy dream where every grill figured out how to timestamp
>>25664588
tumblr just can't resist the chadness of beta memes.

>>25661553
shut the fuck up the only thing girls do to not have a bf is by rejecting guys

>>25664651
My dream was even crazier!
It was about anonymity and not posting pics online
Crazy, ik

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>>25664722
>can't even timestamp your hand

>not posting pics online
All the cool kids do it

>>25664540
[email protected]
Love me pls

>>25664916
i can smell the desperation from here

>>25664722
>>25664651
If you don't timestamp, then you're a gay tranny until you prove you are female. Faceless cooch and titty shots work well in this reagard
>>25664342
Why here? of all places?

>>25664988
Good, I paid a ton for that extra strength desperation

>>25661553
you belong in a gas chamber

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>>25664889
Couldnt find a sharpie to write on my hand
but here, if this means anything to you

>>25665227
Yeah it's a lot more effort than usually happens around here.
So what's the dealio, trying to find love on arcanine?

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what do anons think of chubby girls with especially fat wrists?

>>25665300
Would fuck and cuddle, but never be seen in public with

>>25665300
I'm not really attracted to fatties but I'd still use her holes.

>>25665300
They're my ideal t.b.h
Would cuddle and fuck every day

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tfw i just fapped to this guy

>>25665300
they are disgusting

>>25665290
Just trying to make some friends ;_;

>>25665392
My email [email protected]
We can be friends

>>25665300
I'm not going to settle for some fat shit

pump and dump, if you're lucky

>>25665392
Well I responded to you but I'd probably make a shitty friend, I sparsely chat and I'm boring and not into anime like most weebs here.
And i'm not a grill, figure you post contacts here looking for grill gals

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Rate my haircut fembots/give me advice in improvements.

Other robot advice also welcome.

Male here.
5'7"
Stocky, "caveman" features.

I've had "kind of" relationships with girls.
Not kissless, virgin.

My social ability is degrading and I'm becoming more and more of a robot.

How do I get something going with a femanon before I fall to deep?

>>25665506 my advice (you don't have to take me seriously I'm the douche >>25665446) but just project confidence, it's been easy when I do that. Project your best part of your personality.

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>>25665627
Holy shit nigger are you pretending to be me or did you click the wrong post? If you're me post with my trip senpai.

>>25665661
Wrong post sorry lmao I mean to hit >>25665506

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>>25665685
You giving advice to yourself famalam?

>>25665883
No I'm not bro o

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>tfw fail normie bf
>get him a christmas present, its a camera that instantly prints the picture
>he never mentions it again, doesn't say thank you, doesn't even ask me how to use it when I told him I'd help
>doesn't get me anything in return
>also tells me he's not spending money on prom
And on another occasion
>we fuck one morning
>go to school, we're a few minutes late
>ahead of us we see Stacy from his class heading to the tardy station
>he pulls out his comb and runs it through his hair, asks if he has any hickies and basically tells me to ditch

Sigh

>>25666241
You sound like disgusting trash

>>25666241
You should probably dump him. Sounds like he's only in it for your ass.

Get out and DO NOT go back.

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>>25666241
>also tells me he's not spending money on prom
underageb&

>>25666426
What do you do for the living?

>>25666690
*a

Damn it

>>25666426
I'm 18 its senior prom
>>25666308
You know, I think that but then he does things for me and it keeps me in the loop

And honestly, as pathetic as it is, he's my only friend right now and without him I'd probably hero

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>>25666690
Shitpost on chans desu~
>>25666725
Ever tried telling him he makes you super butthurt?

>>25666725
I feel like you need some girl power in your life. Go make some friends that will tell you you're beautiful all the time and make fun of assholes with you.

>>25666840
I feel like a normie cunt whit a bf should fuck off to >>>/adv/
This is the bitter virgin board

christ, is everyone here 18?

bunch of fucking babies

>>25666241
nobody cares about your stupid problems or your cuck bf

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>>25666840
>Go make some friends that will tell you you're beautiful all the time
>surround yourself with yes-women and orbiters
Sounds like shit advice.

>>25666883
That's how you secure your social value. Men will do anything for you.

Life will basically become easier for you

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>>25666976
I'm a man and I've never found myself to be more attracted to a chick because she has a ton of shitty friends.
>>25666878
It's a strange world, angie is now legal.

>>25665300
Unsure since chubby can and usually does mean really fat. Anything past 30% bf is a nogo.

>>25665300
Depends on how well we click. Honestly, I just legit don't see problems with how someone is physically, unless she's twice as wide as me...then I'm just legitimately concerned about health.

If you were cool and we got along, I could see seven flavors of /comfy/.

anyone have that pic of a fat girl on a bed with really hairy legs

>>25663766
back to reddit
bgfhssssssss

>>25661765
10/10 image desu lad

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>19 in less than a week
>still no bf
>still a virgin

I notice that people assume I'm not a virgin by default. It's weird and makes me feel self conscious. It's not that I can't get sex it's that I'm not attracted to anybody. I've never loved anyone I've met, chads, robots, normies. None of them clicked with me. I'll probably die alone desu. I'm getting increasingly sexually frustrated and it's starting to affect my life.

>>25669502
You're me except female. All girls except one, who hates me are uninteresting.

>>25669502
It sounds like you dress like a slut

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>>25669502
>Its not that I can't get sex
Then you're not a robot, get the fuck out bitch.

>>25669803
I never claimed to be senpai just venting in this particular thread

>>25669502
Be my gf then fem

>>25663237
Looking at this girl's face, you can tell exactly how she's going to look when she's older. Like by the age of 28 she is going to have some serious old lady face going on.

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Would like to have fem friend with picuresand shit. Im from Siberia, Russia. Writeme down and we find some way to communicate. Pics please. [email protected]

>>25661553
>tfw youre a fake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxuBxQxY-kM

>>25669913
>Those glasses
>That hair cut

Anon...

>>25669502
>I'm getting increasingly sexually frustrated
masturbate, you retard

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>be virgin kissless mentally unbalanced
>hanging with that friendless guy online
>most interesting piece of human I ever interacted with
>we never saw each other's face or heard each other's voice
>it's been several years we talk, share and play on steam
>not quite sure if he is interested in me
>suddenly decide to tell him I am a boy to see reaction
>"I see"
>we both go silent for some days
>he deletes me later

i'm so stupid

>>25671497
You mean you're not actually a boy?

>>25669502
>can have sex
>choose to not have
>sexually frustrated
Why can't woman into logic

>>25661623
>tfw no gf

I just want to massage her feet while she ignores me and reads some shitty buzzfeed articles on her ipad

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>>25661587
I almost responded with "Wow! what a sensible femanon!"

Am I this stupid? How could the thought even enter my head?
Maybe I'm tired. But I can't excuse myself for giving you exactly the type of response you wanted.

I'm ashamed. Fuck off

Nothing like sexism every day : )

>>25671708
>Being this much of a thirsty beta
No one's fooled by your compliment bait and switch.

>>25671572
you can have sex with people you aren't attracted to. No law against it

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This is now a gaybot feels thread
> TFW no bf

I would pay a femanon $100 to blow me while wearing a hijab
Anyone interested?

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Peenus Weenus

>>25671908
die faglord

>tfw bf is in army for the next 11months

>>25661553
>>25661587
No, Fembots are not real. Only Stacies in denial

Women cannot have feels. They're the origin of the feels

>>25673619
I know this may sound absurd to you, but DON'T cheat on him.

Whatever you do, don't get pregnant, give birth a month before he gets back, and then say it's his.

what the hell is a fembot? girls can't be robots

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How can I convince my very impressionable little sister to stop going to tumblr?

Ever since discovering tumblr, she has developed an eating disorder and is very interested in cutting herself/being a edgy faggot.

>>25674132
show her 4chan, /b/ would be good for starters.

>>25674380
She'll probably take it seriously like she does tumblr. She's aware of what 4chan is, just doesn't go to it.

>>25661587
its okay to have your own thread since ur the weaker sex

So I guess it is time to kill myself.

I'm the second youngest for 4 sisters and my immediately older sister just admitted to being pregnant with my now ex bf's child.

I confronted him about it and a massive fight ensued where he calmed to have had sex with both my older sisters, my mom and getting several blowjobs from my younger sister.

Of course I didn't believe him except about the one who said she was pregnant because she described a weird mark above his dick perfectly when she told me.

I finally managed to get ahold of my oldest sister who is also married btw and she not only admitted to it but outted mom as well thinking that she told me. Mom came clean when confronted with that information and the only one still claiming innocence is my little sister and I'm fairly sure she is lying.

>>25674496
well thats great and all but I'm gonna need a picture of you and a timestamp

>>25674496
I feel like I'm reading a plotline to Maury.

>>25661553
I can fix that feel for you ;)

>>25674496
>ex bf
GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT

>>25674496
please be true

yada yada yada

Get the fuck out

Original comment for robot

>>25662564
Nah, just 1 or 2 black weeb fembots who mentioned it and then white robos picked up on it to troll black robos.

For every 100 people there might be 1 or 2 black women or Asian men on /r9k/. 80% of /r9k/ is probably white males and maybe 20% black/latino.

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fucking prostitutes i hate you all.
girls CAN'T be robot . they are whores they deserves to get brutally raped by a gang of homeless niggers with aids. and be tortured by them

" oh im alone oh why only ugly boys are interested in me" fucking bitches

girls are never gonna e completely alone like the robots. like us. fucking whores . i really wanna go and kill them all.

>>25663398
oc kek right here

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>>25661553
end your life fucking tranny

>>25664398
This. I fell for the /fit/ meme years ago, but there's too much competition.

But I'm still /fit/ because I don't do this shit for women.

>>25665506
normie tier
>>25666878
everyone here has autistic teenager problems. it also explains why everyone's a sad virgin with a high libido.