stop it with these fucking threads
yes I'm a fembot too but that doesn't fucking mean that we have to segregate ourselves from the rest of the anons
gender isn't supposed to matter on the internet
>be me. 22. female. no bf. like usual.
>only ugly guys hit on me.
>be kind to one guy.
>he gets obsessed with me
>thinks he deserves sex just because nice
>fellow anon think i can't be a robot
GIRLS CAN BE ROBOTS TOO
Yeah. I agree with this guy.
>tfw no gf
>feels bad, man
I've said this multiple time ut everytime I di, I get hit with the
>Oh you're not like the girls femanon?
>Stop trying to different cunt
I admit that some of the threads were appealing at first because I thought I could relate to them, but now it's fucking annoying
dodging the memebot with this original text
>>only ugly guys hit on me.
You're part of the problem, maybe if you actually talk to the people who are nice to you and give them the time of day. You might find someone who actually likes you for you. What else did you expect from a Chad.....
So I started trying to catfish my boyfriend and was immediately successful.
I got him to agree to meet with a fake profile of a not that attractive girl with literally no effort.
I'm kinda upset, how should I handle this?
He also messaged the second fake profile I was making for a hotter girl if the first one didn't work.
What are you fembots look for in men?
From what I've seen, if you're on here, you're light years ahead of other women out there. At least to me. So when I see one of you out in the wild. What should I do? How should I carry myself?
>graduated school and pretty successful with pretty interesting job (game development)
Is this enough?
>be a fat disgusting mess
>men still hit on me
>le get away from me you silly boys
>go on /r9k/ for some reason
>cry about how hard your life is
>try to get a free steam game/money from random anons
>get a game
>thousands are throwing their skype at me
>browse through them and pick your favourite
>fuck him, with your various liquids shooting out of every orifice
>geez guize, life is so hard
why don't roasties just fuck off? this is the one place on the internet for weird lonely guys to vent about their broken lives, why must you fuck this up too?
What!? Are you saying I can't have standards?
The double standards in this place are re-fucking-diculous.
I get that you think it is ironic to be misogynistic and all, but it is seriously starting to get old!
Hey fembots, how often do you crave sex? Being depressed has killed my sex drive, so my girlfriend and I don't really have sex anymore. I've honestly kind of forgotten how to even initiate sex. She's expressed that she wants it more, but she seem to only really be mildly upset. Do you think this puts me in jeppardy of being left or cheated on?
Copy/pasting because I took so long typing it
OK gimme a second to type it in greentext
>A little about my family first
>Dad is kind of a chad. In good shape, handsome, kind of like Colin Farrell
>Dad met mom in college and had me, then my brother
>Mom is kind of a robot, very beta, submissive, emotionally manipulative. We dont talk much
>Dad gets redpilled when I was about 10, leaves mom, takes me and my brother with him
>Brother is like my mom, beta through and through
>Me and Dad talk about literally anything and everything, I ask him advice about my sex life and vice versa
OK so story
>Come back home around 1:00am and I was ridiculously high
>Dad is laid shirtless on the couch watching netflix (it's hot where I live, so we're often in bathing suits)
>I pretty much slump into the couch next to him and he puts his arm around me
>We start talking about general stuff when a guy started masturbating on TV (It was a cheesy horror movie)
>One thing led to another and basically ended with me asking him what he jacks off to
>Ask him if he's ever thought about me
>"You're like a hotter version of your mom"
>End up telling him some of the shit I was in to
>At this point my head is on his chest while we're on the couch
>I ask him what he likes about me
>I move my hand from his stomach down to his shorts
>He grabs my hand
>"Woah woah wait"
>I freak out and start to feign tiredness
>Talk about it the next day, and he convinced me it isn't a good idea, although he's admitted he wants to.
>meet attractive powerlifter that does competitions
>end up making out after first date
>lots of heavy petting and groping
>he sticks his hand in between my thighs and I audibly gasp and start grinding on him
>second date we get food, but he has work so only like 5 minute long makeout session
>today he hasn't responded to any of my texts
I even sent him some really cute pictures of me wearing this floofy hat and told him that I wanted to bang him. What if he doesn't like me. This is unusual cause he'd usually get back to me sooner or later, but the time keeps ticking by and nothing but radio silence.
All I'm saying is that I bet you'll find a lot more interesting and nice people if you just give everyone a chance. Instead of just judging them by the physical attractiveness.
>The double standards in this place are re-fucking-diculous.
Implying that I represent all the cancer that is /r9k/, clam your tits.
I sent him a good morning text, a floofy hat picture, and how I wanted to bang him.
Thats only 3 messages the whole day. If I was needy I'd be like "whyy aren't you talking to me ;_;" over and over.
>like fit men
>that somehow makes me shallow
GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD
GET THE FUCK OFF
GET THE FUCK OFF
i'm not a chick you fucking retard
none of the people pretending to be women without posting a picture are actually women
they are, like me, men just SAYING they are women
because you faggots are guaranteed to reply
All we did is make out. We have another date planned on tuesday where I'm taking him to my rock climbing gym so hopefully him not responding is just him having a really long day and his phone being dead and not getting a chance to charge it.
What so I can have a bunch of buttflustered douches attack what I look like regardless if I was the literal definition of beauty.
Okay I'll take the bait. How are you "ladies" holding up? Must feel shitty being in a male populated board and being told to go kill yourselves. Why do you even try and stay here? Lol
Because it's an anonymous image board. No one knows I'm a femanon and if I tell someone they don't believe me.
It's a place where I can be a piece of shit without anyone judging me as a "woman"
>It's a place where I can be a piece of shit without anyone judging me as a "woman"
take your love-handled, chubby, unevenly-breasted, short. stretchmark-laden body and adrogenous fucked-up monster face and go back to tumblr
You sure got me. Too bad I'm cute as fuck
Wait what the fuck? then why tell people you're a girl in the first place? That seems kind of hypocritical seeing how you just said you come here because to be an anonymous piece of shit.
Of course. I would love too. You cute at least?
>schizo senpai approached me for cigarettes 4 times today
>didn't get the courage to say anything else to him
>seeing him knocking on my door was literally something out of my sexual fantasies
>he smiled a little
>he has the cutest smile in the world
>love how yellow his teeth are
>missed opportunity to talk to him more even though ive been rehearsing what i was saying all week
>pretty sure he noticed i stalk him a little
>he sat outside while I was there looking sad and distressed
>tfw just want to kiss him and tell him it'll be okay
Why is unrequited love such a bitch?
Hmm what does this mean then?
This is now a thread feeling thread.
>wearing problem glasses
>dumb "graphic" t shirt (which you are pointing too for some reason)
>gross cheek wrinkles
>nose is too big
>look like you're going bald
Or maybe because proving that I'm a girl is not worth the 20 seconds it would take me to not look like a piece of shit in sweatpants and bother transferring a picture from my phone to my computer.
You dont understand the amount of apathy I have for most things.
>is not worth the 20 seconds it would take me to not look like a piece of shit in sweatpants and bother transferring a picture from my phone to my computer
Everyone of you whores makes this fucking excuse.
You could be dressed in the finest clothing and high quality makeup and you still wouldn't be cute.
Just post a timestamp or fuck off
I was just working out and decided to post here, don't hit on me silly boys ~
I really love when skelly robots tell me their favorite memes on instagram.
Don't you hate it when your bras squish your boobs fellow fembots?
~Here's me at the park~
Yeah I post my shit on instagram, with this body i was destined to be an instagram ho
reminder that females cannot have feels
because as long as you have a vagina, tits, mouth, ass you can get what ever man you want in the world.
men on the other hand are 90% alone while all women go for some cunt
fuck off OP
Look in the background. This is my bathroom enough proof now?
Oh geez~ You sound so cute!
Please no bullying here, 4chan is a safeplace people here really hurt and your bullying can hurt sum1 irl 2
Moar pics for my lovely robots~
goddamn these threads are so horrible I wish they'd all die. A legitimately good thread was killed because the op posted a photo of himself but these ones are always alloweD? What the fucking fuck, women are never robots, especially if they have to specify their sex first
>teeeheeee so lonely but guess what? my vagina :3 ~
>"hey baby, I'll date you, what's your skype?"
>silly boys! how tall are you? teehee forever alone xD
Please don't be shy girlfriend~ Show us that timestamp next to your cute body, 4chan is a safeplace it's okay!
You look adorbs btw.
Scared to a post a picture of you now with out ur "face" on? Top kek.
Can you imagine a world where I'd ever lose it?
Thanks for the feedback guys. Its a great confidence booster that only 1 of you mentioned me being a tranny.
I hate being hugboxed so I went to the only place where men are bitter and will point out any flaw. Thanks for the confirmation of my passing.
Quite frankly I'm glad she didn't post her face, who wants to see this hideous forced smile again?>>25663237
>Post a picture of the most forced fucking smile i've ever seen
>legit looks like a 5/10
Females are dumb as fuck
You are not cute enough to get attention based on your looks.
That is the truth. Do you think were going to flip out over some 5/10 who were never going to fuck irl?
Maybe if you were attractive we'd want more from you.
>Thanks for the confirmation of my passing
That sounds so dark bby, pls b okay~ It's okay that you're not a real woman 2 as long as you're real with u~~
Stop acting as if words don't hurt top lel, go hit up reddit or 9fag if ur looking for fedora wearing cringelords for attention and if you "Pass" as a "girl"
This is why I love robots, ur 2 naughty~
Reddit hugboxes super hard. Pic related brah
I wanted to come to the place where I knew that nobody would be nice and tell me I passed if I didn't.
100% srs wid u famalam
I'll never understand trannies and the incessant need to defend them, it's tragic to want something you can't have but playing into delusions doesn't help anything.
Kinda done dumping angies modern pics, gonna look for a good one to end on.
Angie verona should be legally required to do porn.
Nah nigger he said relatively funny, there's not much fucking commitment to it.
>maybe you should actually try improving yourself
Prove you're worth it, post yourself or describe yourself
>qt as fuck
Will you be the "tfw no bf" to my "tfw no gf", anonette?
I am too, I'm super into tits and wet vagoos wanna post yours?
>desperate for trannydick
No need to check yourself, you're already rekt.
ilu desu desu
He's not responding because you're not very attractive. He might give you the D if he's horny some night and if you put all the effort into it with meeting up and such. If you try to act coy or anything like that, you're out.
>responding to stale b8
You niggers have no self-respect.
Timestamp, I had a crazy dream where every grill figured out how to timestamp
tumblr just can't resist the chadness of beta memes.
>can't even timestamp your hand
>not posting pics online
All the cool kids do it
If you don't timestamp, then you're a gay tranny until you prove you are female.
Faceless cooch and titty shots work well in this reagard
Why here? of all places?
Couldnt find a sharpie to write on my hand
but here, if this means anything to you
what do anons think of chubby girls with especially fat wrists?
Well I responded to you but I'd probably make a shitty friend, I sparsely chat and I'm boring and not into anime like most weebs here.
And i'm not a grill, figure you post contacts here looking for grill gals
Rate my haircut fembots/give me advice in improvements.
Other robot advice also welcome.
Stocky, "caveman" features.
I've had "kind of" relationships with girls.
Not kissless, virgin.
My social ability is degrading and I'm becoming more and more of a robot.
How do I get something going with a femanon before I fall to deep?
>>25665506 my advice (you don't have to take me seriously I'm the douche >>25665446) but just project confidence, it's been easy when I do that. Project your best part of your personality.
Holy shit nigger are you pretending to be me or did you click the wrong post? If you're me post with my trip senpai.
You giving advice to yourself famalam?
>tfw fail normie bf
>get him a christmas present, its a camera that instantly prints the picture
>he never mentions it again, doesn't say thank you, doesn't even ask me how to use it when I told him I'd help
>doesn't get me anything in return
>also tells me he's not spending money on prom
And on another occasion
>we fuck one morning
>go to school, we're a few minutes late
>ahead of us we see Stacy from his class heading to the tardy station
>he pulls out his comb and runs it through his hair, asks if he has any hickies and basically tells me to ditch
>also tells me he's not spending money on prom
I'm 18 its senior prom
You know, I think that but then he does things for me and it keeps me in the loop
And honestly, as pathetic as it is, he's my only friend right now and without him I'd probably hero
Shitpost on chans desu~
Ever tried telling him he makes you super butthurt?
>Go make some friends that will tell you you're beautiful all the time
>surround yourself with yes-women and orbiters
Sounds like shit advice.
I'm a man and I've never found myself to be more attracted to a chick because she has a ton of shitty friends.
It's a strange world, angie is now legal.
Depends on how well we click. Honestly, I just legit don't see problems with how someone is physically, unless she's twice as wide as me...then I'm just legitimately concerned about health.
If you were cool and we got along, I could see seven flavors of /comfy/.
>19 in less than a week
>still no bf
>still a virgin
I notice that people assume I'm not a virgin by default. It's weird and makes me feel self conscious. It's not that I can't get sex it's that I'm not attracted to anybody. I've never loved anyone I've met, chads, robots, normies. None of them clicked with me. I'll probably die alone desu. I'm getting increasingly sexually frustrated and it's starting to affect my life.
>Its not that I can't get sex
Then you're not a robot, get the fuck out bitch.
Would like to have fem friend with picuresand shit. Im from Siberia, Russia. Writeme down and we find some way to communicate. Pics please. Vitascoolman@gmail.com
>be virgin kissless mentally unbalanced
>hanging with that friendless guy online
>most interesting piece of human I ever interacted with
>we never saw each other's face or heard each other's voice
>it's been several years we talk, share and play on steam
>not quite sure if he is interested in me
>suddenly decide to tell him I am a boy to see reaction
>we both go silent for some days
>he deletes me later
i'm so stupid
I almost responded with "Wow! what a sensible femanon!"
Am I this stupid? How could the thought even enter my head?
Maybe I'm tired. But I can't excuse myself for giving you exactly the type of response you wanted.
I'm ashamed. Fuck off
How can I convince my very impressionable little sister to stop going to tumblr?
Ever since discovering tumblr, she has developed an eating disorder and is very interested in cutting herself/being a edgy faggot.
So I guess it is time to kill myself.
I'm the second youngest for 4 sisters and my immediately older sister just admitted to being pregnant with my now ex bf's child.
I confronted him about it and a massive fight ensued where he calmed to have had sex with both my older sisters, my mom and getting several blowjobs from my younger sister.
Of course I didn't believe him except about the one who said she was pregnant because she described a weird mark above his dick perfectly when she told me.
I finally managed to get ahold of my oldest sister who is also married btw and she not only admitted to it but outted mom as well thinking that she told me. Mom came clean when confronted with that information and the only one still claiming innocence is my little sister and I'm fairly sure she is lying.
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Nah, just 1 or 2 black weeb fembots who mentioned it and then white robos picked up on it to troll black robos.
For every 100 people there might be 1 or 2 black women or Asian men on /r9k/. 80% of /r9k/ is probably white males and maybe 20% black/latino.
fucking prostitutes i hate you all.
girls CAN'T be robot . they are whores they deserves to get brutally raped by a gang of homeless niggers with aids. and be tortured by them
" oh im alone oh why only ugly boys are interested in me" fucking bitches
girls are never gonna e completely alone like the robots. like us. fucking whores . i really wanna go and kill them all.
end your life fucking tranny