I have $5k. how can i use this money to stop being a NEET?

>>25661392
Buy a car.
It will earn you both a job and potentially a gf.

I was literally playing that game the other day.

>tfw no console remaster

5k is nothing in real life. Btw that game was great, "Something something: The Long Journey"?

Use it for employment, education or training

buy a helium tank
Use it to kill yourself

invest in chiken tendies and ramen

>>25661392
1> New wardrobe
2> Shitty cheap certification course
3> Buy yourself dragon dildo as a reward if you've been succesful and found a job.

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>>25661443
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, nice.
>>25661631
This pretty much.

>>25661599
i've been thinking about playing the longest journey and it's sequels, yay or nay?

>>25661828
>Buy yourself dragon dildo as a reward
ooh I should do this

Use it to buy anime and figurines

>>25661698
ding ding ding
underrated post

Buy a reliable car if you don't have one. If you need a job look up your city for jobs.

wanna move to Des Moines with me? we can start new lives together than never speak again

>>25662088
Yay. I nevee finished it, which is a shame. The game is about 2$ at my local game shop, might buy it.