>not actually my name
>it's my middle name
>just give it to them because it's easier to pronounce that my first name and is IMPOSSIBLE to confuse
>not even that my first name is super complicated, they just still always manage to fuck up
god I fucking hate this
>make up new simpler name on the spot.
>that look when you sign the receipt
thanks for the keks
super original comment here
The starbucks barista I see a lot always says "Good day to you kind sir" And bows and does that with one of those gay ye olde englishe accents and I just say "Thanks" like an American and order my Grande Super Big Huge Sugar Rush Chocolate Drink with Caffeine please and he gives me that and I give him my money and I go
It's funny confusing them. They always double take, and I explain it's my real name. If they doubt me I have a fake ID that says "Ellen Claesson" on it.
>I have a fake ID that says "Ellen Claesson" on it.
Literally just so that I can fuck with people and prove that my name is Ellen.
>drinking the caffeinated jew
Senpai what are you doing?
>tfw the qt petite barista knows my name and asks me how I'm doing everyday
I fucking hate this so much
I sometimes lie about my name when they ask me. I'm not sure why I do it but I get a little buzz when I do so I just haven't stopped
>"What's the name on that?"
Why do I have one of the softest, shittest, names ever.
>>Also, Starbucks cashier girls always try to flirt with me, but they're always fat.
Approximately all retail workers hate customers you know. they act bubbly and nice because they'll get written up or fired if they don't.
And I fucking hate it. Barely original name, a twist on a shitty boring name.
Better than that one faggot named "Elevator"
That guy's parents owe me a new pair of sides
>professional cuck here, please tip me because I thought it would be cool to major in theoretical basket weaving
Hitler, dear untermensch. I hope you're not late getting back to your concentration camp after your shift, and your nation thanks you for being patriotic enough to work and serve this great German machine even in your containment program that's necessary to purify our superior genes. Us ubermensch appreciate a subhuman who knows its place, you're helping give our children a brighter future. Your legacy in not in children but in great deeds for all of mankind, fellow citizen.
>cuck time telling meme
top lel I've never heard it said that way. Does he seriously stand up and inform you maple niggers what year it is?
Although, fuck me, I guess Obama pretty much does that too, I just tune out that glorified AA-hire these days. It's been a long seven years, m8.
It's a great time to be a Cucknadian
While that is a becoming an hero name. My name is ruthless because if I'm wearing a name tag, mention my name with anyone, or at any appointment that involves my name. It's a ten minute conversation every time asking what it means and how to pronounce. ARE-ic, ore-ic, and a lot of middle eastern pronunciation. When all it is, is a boring ass name, with a different letter in the beginning, literally phonetically Eric but with an A. I want to change my name but picking anew name is not only gay, but also hard. Jason lemon sounds cool cause 'mr.lemon' sounds awesome but Jason is a fag name.
>Bought a coffee once
>Didn't know they asked for a name
>Repeated my order to her, she looks at me blankly
>N-no I need a name to call out...
>Yeah well I'm getting a cappuccino
>Girl looks like she might cry
>It's a..I need it for the your name (her words)
>Thanks, thank you
>Takes an unreasonable amount of time to be ready
>She doesn't even call out my name and just looks at me and nods awkwardly because I could stand by the counter waiting, there was no one else coming in
And then I never bought an over priced coffee in a shitty cardboard cup again. That chick had less confidence than me even, I wanted to throatfuck her.
How autistic am i for not just calling myself Tom?
>Going to a coffee shop in the first place
It's and easier and cheaper and better for me to just pick up the ingredients myself and make it at home. The only reason to go to such a place is to be around other people and indulge in the "M-maybe something will hap-pp-ppen today!!!" meme dream.
Nothing will ever happen. Nothing ever happens to us. Stop wasting your money and time on this garbage and quit posting this like it's an actually difficult problem, you failed normie fucks.
i registered an account on the website of the local cinema with a fake last name "Boss" like Hugo Boss.
now every time i reserve tickets online and pick them up at the counter the employee calls me Mr. Boss.
>but Jason is a fag name.
Wanna say that again?