>>25662498 >That sounds fun minus the wrestling part ^_^
I'll be gentle, I'm skinny after all. Or walk on the sand while holding hands. Makes me feel bad when i ride to the beach to clear my head or smell that beautiful ocean smell and those thoughts start coming in.
>you'll find someone anon <3
Maybe, maybe not. Turning 22 in April. Clocks ticking.
>>25662439 >likes to give me kisses and be affectionate. This has me feeling like shit I don't even know what would happen if I tried to kiss a girl. The mechanics for a good kiss just escape me entirely. Anyone else know this feel?
Guys who love video games, but not gay shit like LoL. Sweet, kind and thoughtful, but also firm and aren't a pushover. Value loyalty. Seriously care about their friends. Even better is when they can actually say I love you to their buddies. I find that really manly.
>>25662799 > don't have any hate for you, anon. She's referring to bitter manlets like me that want her to get shot in the back of her fucking head. Although I want it because she's a fucking normie that should fuck off
>>25663261 >Social skills can be developed >I can't grow you cunt back in highschool there was this 5.6 ft chad that would just date short girls ie:freshman most girls are short so your not shit out of luck if you are handsome+confidence+money you can get girls even if you're short
>>25662676 >Guys who love video games, but not gay shit like LoL. I'm glad others feel this way. >everyone you ever met online always talks about and plays lol >Only game people talk about irl is lol Fucking hell I want to go back in time
>>25660719 Every other woman thinks they're special. They're not. Anyway, now that I got that out of the way, the type of guy I like is becoming in style so I feel bad. Very very bad, I'm just as unoriginal as the rest of them, but not only that but I had my dream guy and I lost him due to my own immaturity and stupidity. Now he's gonna go on to date some hot stacy bitch because "nerdy boys le xD" end my life senpai
what the fuck does a fembot look like? I used to think robots were all fat acne ridden loners like the stereotypes on tv but from the face threads here the norm is actually just average skinny guys. almost none of them even look ugly they just aren't chads.
considering even the fattest of landwhales can get a shit ton of matches on any dating site I have a hard time imagining what a friendless shut in loner female would look like. its up to males to engage the female so you would have to be pretty fucked up socially or physically to warrant no attention what so ever. I'm probably gonna have to agree with the more bitter robots that say a "fembot" only wants chad since pretty much any girl can find success in online dating and find people walking up to her in bars and parties hell my sister who is a chubby acne ridden 24 year old gets cat calls on the subway
>>25663587 No I am not trying to say I'm special you retard. I'm saying I did like that type before it was cool. and then it became a trend and he realised he had more options and better ones, ones he didn't even consider. He could have just been content with me but of course he had to fall for the normie trap. Shame, because he is really special. >>25663648 and you don't know me I'm not boring and Idc what other girls are like, they're the boring ones, I'm cool you nigger. Stop trying to bait me, you're just repeating what I was saying you fucking idiot retard mongoloid freak. I hope your family dies in a house fire I can't even bother to read the rest of what you said because you're such a stupid ugly fucking faggot, kill yourself loserrrr
>>25663731 I'm a floppy-skinned fuckup. Imagine a girl with a young face and the body of an 80 year old and there you have it. Most are probably what >>25663819 said though. All the girls that post pictures are at least a 5 from what I've seen.
>>25663959 >Imagine a girl with a young face and the body of an 80 year old and there you have it. I imagine I'd fuck one hard enough to make her saggy skin flap like wings and fly around the earth. So I find it hard to believe that makes her a fembot
>>25663885 im a virgin male robot but even I have some standards the standards are just incredibly low and just boil down to don't be old enough to be my mother and don't have an std I honestly would do a fucking burn victim as long as they wore a mask or bandages during sex
>>25662676 mfw that's me, but i play lol on occasion not even finna post contact info or anything, but i never thought being close to your friends could be attractive but i act especially gay with my friends, i do love them and i'll say it, but i also say tons of gay shit kek
>>25664026 OH yeah let me just validate myself to you so you can put me down further, hurddurr I need your approval! already you show you don't care about knowing if I am "special" or not, you just want to shit on me because >le girl which I don't blame you because girls are the worst, but you're just sounding like an angry autist and nobody here thinks you are cool, that's why you have to resort to coming to "fembot feels" threads, the worst of the worst. >>25663993 and Idk, he wasn't even chad, he was just sort of like a cute twink and really quiet, but he played it cool which is why he managed to not get autism and I did. you're probably fine looking, maybe even on tier with him but in my eyes he is perfect which is why it's so painful, he was all I looked for in a person and more, he was always his own person </3 i dun fucked up
>>25663813 >the only people who do are normies from soc. I kinda suspected that but then I wondered why someone from /soc/ would browse /r9k/ why would someone from the social meetup board visit the anti-social loner board
I really hope /soc/ doesn't browse hear that place is a shithole
Is it even possible to get a girlfriend from here if you are average? I mean i think it's impossible. Women on here think they aren't picky but they don't bat an eyelid to any of the guys that post unless they look like some model. I mean, why in earth would she pick you or me when she has hundreds of guys throwing themselves at her on the internet? She can pick and choose the finest from the crop.
>>25664152 how much does a good pipe cost? Im still using a gatorade bottle and a chillum taped on to it I got some glass pipes but the whole is to big and they need a filter to stop the weed from falling in and clogging the pipe
>>25664284 Yeah I'm cool I just don't want to tell you guys why I am because I actually have low self esteem, I'd probably just end up apologising for nothing and making excuses for why I am so horrible but in actuality, all my mistakes are just human. I draw though, and I make jokes so I think I am ok as far as women go, I also don't slut around and never have apart from the one guy but I'm saving myself for him. I'm "ok looking" too but I've always had autism, it just turned into super mega jumbo autism in the past few years
>>25664296 The pipe I posted costs around $5 I believe. I use .5 inch diameter filters. I got a pack of 50 for pretty cheap, and you can use a single one for a long time. They are just these metal grate circles you throw in the bowl to prevent the matter from getting into your lungs. You might want to consider getting a vaporizer, I am planning on buying one once I get paid.
>>25664363 im not him but you should just shut the fuck up why are you defending your self on an anonymous image board? you're trying to justify that you're not ugly to a guy that has never seen your face, do you not see how pointless and retarded that is?
>>25663445 I think us two are the last ones left. I think my friend's theory is right: the only reason MOBAs are as big as they are is because of the ridiculous prize pools that their competitions have, bringing in the current bullshit mentality that video games aren't something fun but something to be enjoyed as a sport, with serious practice sessions. Absolute cancer.
I tried playing LoL for a whole day once. The whole thing feels like glorified cookie clicker. >spawn >click toward the middle of the map >click on the enemy >enemy dies >or you die, at which point repeat from step one The worst part is, people pretend like there's all this deep strategy in the game when all it is is "pick one of three lanes, then click for one hour".
Then I'd tell people that their game sucks, and they'd tell me that I didn't like it because I was bad at it.
i like a funny, introverted guy who is clingy, doesn't have a lot of friends, preferably none, leans right politically and has good knowledge on several subjects he's interested in and can and likes to talk about them a lot i like a guy to be submissive and obsessive and basically wants to dedicate his life to me and let me take care of him/his needs, wouldn't mind having a househusband as for looks i like dark, curly/wavy hair, brown eyes, skinny
Minimum: >one who meets her bare minimum standard of attractiveness
Factors that increase the chances, but don't help you if you don't meet the attractiveness standard: >being her "type" ("nerd," "alternative," hipster, musician, athlete, etc.) >having an alpha personality >being "nice" or "sweet," but not to the detriment of being alpha >being funny >having money >having status >having hobbies
That's about it. And note that when they say the want a nerdy guy, they don't mean Autismo McFedoralord who's a really good Dungeon Master. They mean Chad Thundercock with glasses and a lab coat. And if they say they like "alternative" guys, they don't mean a scrawny edgelord with zits and a trenchcoat. They mean Chad all gothed-out. And so on, and so forth.
And again, absolutely nothing will help if you aren't attractive. That's a prerequisite, and the rest is a bonus. A woman will pick a 10/10 attractive Chad who personifies every personality trait and interest she claims to hate before she'll pick a 4/10 beta who has all the traits she "wants in a man." She'll friendzone him and then talk about how she wants a guy who's like him, which really means she wants to find him, but more physically attractive.
Tall, lanky cyborgs with hard abs and a strong jaw and intense eyes. Shy but attractive, likes fat asses and thick thighs, wants to have at least two kids, and has a cat. Has a good work ethic and morals, appreciates the value of a good, honest, cute, hardworking and loyal female which is rare to find in our generation.
I married one, actually.10/10 would marry again every day for the rest of my life
>>25664471 I personally can't afford the expensive ones. I am getting the magic flight launch box. I found it for $80 on a website, but I won't plug the website. You can find it with a google search for that price though. Website is aroma tec.
Well I think it is a good introduction to vaporizing. It is not a big investment, but it is said to be a quality piece. In the future I might consider getting one of those German made $400 ones which are said to be the best. Or a desktop one.
>>25664489 >physically attractive. how the fuck do you boost attractiveness for girls? Is it lifting? girls seem to have an abstract version of attractiveness to me if girls are attracted to chad then how do I become chad like physically since socially im an outcast. since they are a social outcast too does that negate my social outcast status?
>>25664621 >Yes that would help. If you are overweight then losing fat will make you look better. but im a skeleton also above 6ft so far what i've got going for me is being tall and not being fat. what do I have to add to be more attractive? the only things that are un obtainable for me are money and social status and im wondering if that's the breaking point for attractiveness.
>>25664474 I don't understand how anyone finds clicking for hours to be fun to the point that it's extremely popular. Might as well be playing Minesweeper or something. At least I know two people who repented and shit on lol too but fuck is it everywhere. Can't tell how many fags play it just because it's popular but play nothing else.
>>25664581 either you've got "it" or you don't. that way he walks, his voice, that jaw, that intensity, his stance, his shoulders, his muscley thighs, his abs, his humor, his strength and dominance
this is gonna sound weird but I played hotseat Civ with my husband and got turned on by him conquering other civilizations. then I had a fantasy of him taking my capitol and then grabbing me and throwing me down, ripping off my panties and grunting that there's nothing I can do to stop him from taking my country while he takes me from behind, hair in his fist
I understand that sounds ridiculous, but this is what girls mean when they say they want a nerdy guy.
>>25664444 waaaah why does it matter what I do with my time? Maybe I wanted to be pointless and retarded, maybe I want to not hav you guys think I'm cool and awesome jjust because you guys think it's important that you approve of me? fuck off already, "anonymous image board" wow look at this guy, he doesn't take shit seriously, LETS ALL BE LIKE HIM seriously what is your point in even responding, are you as dumb as he is? >>25664487 and cool when did I ever say I wanted to be liked? I know I'm cool and don't have to try to be some hard le anoonymoose internet thug just to try and make it so you guys will be like "BE MY INTERNET GF LOL UR NOT LIKE THE OTHER CHCIKS/!@32" can you guys just not think with your dick for a second and just not try to acknowledge me as anything other than an anon? I'd never hook up with one of these idiots on here anyway so it's pointless to be giving me your opinion trying to correct me just so you can think I am cool. you don't even know me bruh.
>>25664666 No, I got your real question now, now to be more attractive to women. Okay, I happen to know this.
(Citation: Find it yourself, but it's real) The first thing the average woman notices on a man is their glutes. Women are attracted to strong, firm glutes. I want you to get bigger glutes.
Another thing that is attractive (not as important as the glutes) to women is a good v-taper. A good v-taper makes you look bigger. And women like that.
So go do some lifting. Standard exercises, you know the deal. Read Starting Strength, do a program to your liking. You will want a strong squat and deadlift for your glutes. And if you want a better v-taper then I want you training your lats 3 times a week, twice every workout. Yeah, that's a lot, but they are big muscles and they can tolerate that stress. So those exercises would be the deadlift, chin-up/pull-up (I like chin-ups because they make my biceps bigger), and some kind of horizontal rowing movement. Or just do starting strength, whatever.
>>25664581 A lot of it is genetic, like facial/bone structure and height. Beyond that, it's a matter of being in shape, well-dressed (even if she does like "alternative" or hipster-ish guys, for instance, you can have clothes that fit badly or just look bad within those fashion styles),and taking care of yourself (smell nice, be clean-shaven if you don't have facial hair, have clean, good-looking hair, etc.).
>since they are a social outcast too does that negate my social outcast status? No. Absolutely not. I dated a girl who was literally autistic and who hung out with mostly guys. She was exposed to a million social outcasts who had all the same interests as her, and she still chose me, probably because I had all those interests too and a comparatively alpha personality and body. I may have been an edgy hot-topic tier weeaboo, but I was one who lifted and liked to dominate people in everything. Even if this is a girl who genuinely wants a lv. 80 paladin who plays video games and goes to anime cons, she wants the most alpha guy she can find within that subcategory, and she's not settling.
A woman automatically has social value, no matter what. Even if she's as autistic and shy and introverted and weird and depressed as you are, she has more social value than a guy with the exact same traits just by merit of having a vagina, and woman don't fuck or date men with less social value than they have.
>>25664717 Everyone pay close attention to this femanon. She speaks the truth.
>>25664717 >I understand that sounds ridiculous, but this is what girls mean when they say they want a nerdy guy. Shut the fuck up whore anyone that plays civ is a damn normie. Grand strategy is autistic nerds play
>>25664832 HAHAHHAH >le roast beef >LE HIGH FIVE EPIC BRO WE GOT HER you're reprimanding me for being "dumb" and you're literally being a meme, spouting the same phrase every person on here says? You are literally just repeating what every person on here says, do you have any original thoughts in your head at all? guess what I've been here for years and you guys are never gonna get rid of me, I belong here more than you, you just came here because you saw le funny screenshots of us on reddit and wanted to be cool and edgy for yourself. also by how butthurt you are getting I can also only deduce that you're a woman who is sad that another woman is taking away from MUH ATTENTION, kill yourself woman
>>25664717 >this is gonna sound weird but I played hotseat Civ with my husband and got turned on by him conquering other civilizations. then I had a fantasy of him taking my capitol and then grabbing me and throwing me down, ripping off my panties and grunting that there's nothing I can do to stop him from taking my country while he takes me from behind, hair in his fist why are women so fucking retarded
>>25664930 Games can have a lot of combined hand/finger motions that require much more hand-eye coordination and muscle memory. On the end of that spectrum are fighting games. Much more fun than lol, even ones with le 1-frame combos.
>>25665038 You don't get it, dude? Her post makes total sense.
This guy's her husband. He's clearly alpha enough in her eyes that she wanted to get hitched to him.
He's nerdy enough to be playing vidya, but he's dominating other civilizations in it. She clearly appreciates video games, and all women appreciate dominance. He's taking on the role, even if it is just a fantasy, of a conquering mastermind. Thus, she got fucking wet.
>>25665135 Being a nerd isn't about being autistic. No one is attracted to retarded sperglords. Stop trying to argue like that's what she's implying when she says she's into nerds, there's obviously a spectrum. Is chad playing Civ? No.
>>25665080 That's why I love fighting games so much. In general, good fighting games can't be bullshitted. You're never going to out-level, out-gear, or out time-waste anybody in a fighting game. It's reflex, skill, strategy in the sense of thinking on your feet, and general mastery of the controls that count. Numbers can't win it for you. Sure, you could button-mash your way to victory, but a sufficiently-skilled player will wipe the floor with a button-masher nine times out of ten. Sure, one character in a fighter might be OP or be a good foil for another, but you can still beat them with a worse character by just being BETTER.
>>25665264 literally every woman that exists gets compliments from strangers, lady I've seen girls that are totally busted get nice words from guys that turn around when she walks away and make pained faces behind her back
>>25665390 No I'm mad that chads and women are being called robots Fuck off I've never had friends, I'm miserable, I'm a kissless hugless virgin, and my family hates. I'm a complete fuck up That's a robot
>>25665479 "I'm so jealous of you! You just eat whatever you want without caring what people think of you!" "Your thighs are so thick with strength!" "You are so confident, you just wear any old thing!"
>>25665479 it's pretty standard practice to compliment a female if you have nothing positive to say to them. And not even backhanded compliments, I got more compliments when I was a fat autistic loser than I ever did when I lost weight and started dressing like I wasn't raised by Forest Gump. "I love your glasses!" "Wow, I like your shirt, is that a reference?" "Hi! I just wanted to tell you that you look super cute today."
this is how pretty girls make themselves feel like they aren't terrible people. makes them feel like they did something good, thinking they're making people feel good by complimented them needlessly
Pissed me off because I saw right through it. How fucking insulting, that they think I need their approval or their compliment, as though it would uplift me, such a grand gesture! How charitable of the gods to step to my level!
>>25665447 fucking this robot is a term for the lowest of the low we are the bottom of society why the fuck are chads and women coming here and calling themselves robots? why the fuck would you want to be one of us? is it for sympathy or something
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