>my father and grandfathers had magnificent beards
>always wanted a beard just like them despite beards being out of fashion
>18 no beard growth
>20 no beard growth
>22 no beard growth
>24 no beard growth
>beards suddenly become fashion and hipster pricks are growing magnificent beards in the matter of months
WHY MUST I BE SO GENETICALLY INFERIOR
It is because your forefathers didn't sit on their ass all day blowing loads and watching anime. If you want a beard you have to earn it by doing weight lifting and plowing women.
Same song and dance
>grandfather had God tier beard
>father had one too
>trailer trash beard at age 29
>tfw forever a beardlet
What are you talking about? Your coverage is ideal. It's just going to look like shit if you ever let it grow out fully because you're a nigger.
anyone else think it looks stupid as fuck when people have these big beards with their mustaches shaved down?
if you're going to grow a big beard, might as well not be a pussy about eating and getting hair in your mouth
You guys are lucky to even be able to grow a reasonable amount of facial hair.
No one on my father's side of the family was ever able to grow an awesome beard.
On my mother's side of the family it was literally impossible for any of the males to grow a significant amount of facial hair because my mother's side is Native American
I'm either half or 1/4 Native, can't remember, but it's enough for me to be a member of the tribe and receive tribal benefits.
In other words, I got fucked by genetics in terms of facial hair, and in general as well. All I can grow is a dirt/creeper/Michael Cera stache and a few hairs on my chin and jawline.
>tfw magnificently thick hair but shit beard genetics
Oh well at least i won't go bald.
Are you shaving regularly?
You should be. Stimulate them follicles.
Also, you might need to just get out in the sun more.
Going out in the sun causes your skin to get somewhat thinner, making it easier for those hairlets to come out.
That being said: What you have here is not a bad start.
It's just that your hair's very thin and needs more time to sorta set up.
Quick question: In that picture, how many weeks of growth is that?
>tfw mustache hair keeps curling into mouth.
>tfw have to brush mustache upward every time you eat
>tfw eating anything messy requires washing it
Can I just taking a straightening iron to this shit?
This is literally the reason moustache wax exists.
If you don't have access to that, look in the haircare section of Wal-Mart. You'll find a number of pomades and oils that are used to tame beards and moustaches. Find one that you like the scent of, or pick up some easy-to-find Axe pomade and put a little(JUST A LITTLE!) into your moustache.
Then you can use a comb or your fingers to shape it. This was the secret behind moustaches for most of the past 200 years when you weren't doing a pencil 'stache, a stubble moustache, or a big, bushy type.
This will of course necessitate you washing and conditioning your moustache regularly, just like you would your hair. But you should use cold water, not warm water to clean your moustache and beard, or you'll strip the oils off it, and it'll get all frizzy.
>can't even grow full beard
>mustache doesn't even fully connect to bottom part
>can't even get full hair on my cheeks
>takes ~3mo to grow something tolerable
>actually get a handful of compliments on it
First time I've ever gotten compliments on physicality. So weird.
>bald spot in middle of mustache
>bald spot in middle of beard
>beard is in weird position
>beard grows out and not down
The cheeks are coming in a bit. I've been using coconut oil while taking biotin and multivitamins while brushing.
mine not only doesnt connect but also doesnt grow more than ~0.5-1 cm while the rest of my facial hair grows a ton. Doesnt look too bad though, everyone assumes that I trim it when I havent cut it for like a year and a half.
I hear you, man. For some reason, it's a fucking GIVEN that normies will give you shit when you're trying to grow out a beard. I don't know why. I mean, with anything else, be it a haircut or a new clothing style, they'll generally be pretty subdued about it even if they think it looks like shit. Try to grow out your facial hair? Literally EVERYONE has to make some stupid, snarky comment.
It's sad because my brother could grow a full beard. I want to ask the barber to line it up and trim it down but I'm afraid of him cutting too much
you dont need to shape it desu, when it's that coarse the natural lines look better, just shave it in the neck when it grows under what you currently have (never above). As for trimming you dont really need it yet
>>mustache doesn't even fully connect to bottom part
I know that feel man. My father and grandfather both had full beards, but my beard growth is shit. I wish I could at least get a goatee going, instead I have an awakard moustache like pic after 2 weeks.
ACNE SCARS+ NO BEARD======IT IS EVEN WORSE
I know it looks like shit, but I'm too lazy to shave all of that so I just keep it to the chinstrap + moustache combo.
My fathers side cant grow beards very well. The guys on my mothers side can though.
Mustache doesnt connect, no hair at all on my philtrum. Bald patch on left jawline. Very little hair under bottom lip. Curly as hell so it grows outward and looks like pube hair, hair under jawline grows much fuller and looks weird.
>tfw uncles grow beautiful majestic beards that look neat and well taken care of with little actual care
>all i can grow so far is a thick neckbeard\sideburns and pube hairs on my cheeks and upper lip
I hope I inherited that from my dads side. I've never seen beards like theirs
It's not your fault.
Higher population densities, son. More xenoestrogens in our water, lower oxygen levels in cities, etc.
It's not just you, it's literally any person born not in the sticks anywhere.
>my father and grandfathers had wives and children
>always wanted a wife just like them despite being a beta that women hated
>18 no gf
>20 no gf
>22 no gf
>24 no gf
>sidehoes suddenly become fashion and normies are cumming in hundreds of qt virgins and cheating on them in a matter of months
WHY MUST I BE SO GENETICALLY INFERIOR
>al my closest forefathers married qt virgins at 18-19 years
>I'll have to settle for a roastie landwhale out of desperation if I dont kill myself by 30
I am literally a defect in our bloodline