My phone's battery is swelling up. I can see light reflecting

sounds like an inflation fetish fanfiction or something

>>25659271
Stupid fetish. My phone is more important.

You know what I dont get? Why do people post *stupid*
*worthless*
*SHIT*
like this on /r9k/, clog up the fucking board with a useless thread, asking health or tech support questions that NO ONE here should or would know the answer to, when they can get a faster, better, almost guaranteed answer off Google in 8 seconds?
As if its a blog

Didn't read any of that shit. Post more 2D feet.

>>25659467
>clog up the fucking board with a useless thread,
what are the useful threads qnon

>>25659467
>meanwhile every other thread is racebait, cuck, gayfags and traps, "fembots" attention whoring, and the latest dank reddit memes

>>25659161
When the divisions inside of the battery break, it can cause it to grow rapidly, and eventually explode. There is no set timeline until the explosion. The force has been documented to be enough to kill at close range (e.x. if your phone is in your chest pocket). My recommendation is to remove the battery ASAP, and replace it. Depending on how old your phone is, the battery shouldn't be more than $20.00 US.

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>>25659816
did someone request meaningful content??

>>25659161
Why do martial arts clothes look so badass in anime pictures, but I google online and it all looks shit. :( I want to look cool while stretching and practicing martial arts.

>>25659161
Do you happen to own a Samsung?

>>25660087
This,
Really hope you didn't fall for the new premium non removable battery meme, if you did you deserve it for being a faggot.
Even then good luck depending on the phone removing the case without breaking outerglass casing and your screen if you are a huge level dipshit.