How come none of you faggots have posted about the new McDonald's mozzarella sticks. 6 for $2.00!
That's tremendous value for something as delicious as Mozza Sticks. I'm gonna head on down there now and get 24 for $8
Because I can fry my own mozza sticks at home. They will taste a million times better, they will be fresh out of the fryer, they will still be dirt cheap and there is a 0% chance some Mexican who just took a shit and didn't wash his hands will handle them.
>eating fast food instead of cooking at home with quality and healthy ingredients
Fast food is literally normalfag food.
If you're a NEET, you have no excuse
Cooking is probably the most entertaining household task you could do.
>not wanting to devote your life to making different dishes, perfecting everything you make
>not wanting to abandon all the normies and chad/stacies to work in your private kitchen
>Not wanting to show them up in 5 years being the best cook they know
I don't have a dishwasher. I don't even want a gf, I would be happy to buy all the indredients and cook for a qt girl and eat together as long as she just did all the dishes afterwards.
Interested femanons please respond.
>How come none of you faggots have posted about the new McDonald's mozzarella sticks. 6 for $2.00!
because my local McD's prepares them like shit
i had mozzastix from new york mcdonalds, they make them nice warm soft consistent
the ones here are hard cold and gay
Wow! That's a lot of people who don't like McDonalds and honestly I have to say that McDonald's really just can't compete with the deals you can get over at Little Caesar's! That's right you can get a freshly cooked HOT-N-READY Deep!Deep! Dish pizza with pepperoni and a Pepsi for only $5 only at Little Caesar's!
They are so meh for mozza sticks though. Their marinara sauce is shit too, taste like some lunchable stuff. They would taste so much better if they fried them, but they oven bake em instead.
Also I'm pretty sure these things gave me food poisoning last weekend. Only thing that tasted old and funny out of the things I ordered and I shit my fucking insides out and more over the next 2 nights.
MFW McDonald's had made all my dreams come true.
>order 2 sausage McGriddles
>order 12 mozzarella sticks
>order a large iced tea
Literally Social Justice the meal. McDonalds is saving America by offering delicious wholesome food at a reasonable price.
TYBM. Thank you based McDonalds!
Their idea of focusing on quality was totally killing their bottom line. It's said that aiming for the middle in marketshare is suicide. Go for best of the best or bottom of the barrel to get the most people/dollars.
Having chicken selects and $7 burgers is retarded for a fast food place with a $1 menu. They used to focus on kids but now that it's not popular to feed it to kids, they should go for being cheap slop for drunks and lazy people that won't/can't cook.
Little Caesars Pizza has been proudly serving delicious products for over 50 years. They use the finest ingredients. Their dough is made fresh each day, and they use 100 percent mozzarella and Muenster cheese. Their world famous pizza sauce contains a secret blend of spices that their customers love.
Crust varies a lot on how old the dough is and if the person making the pizza knows what they're doing. ymmv
Pizza hut tastes like cardboard, ketchup, and grease had an orgy in your mouth.
I live in a small town actually and we have a couple good places. Define small, population-wise.
Oi, fuck you too you normie faggot. Enjoy your $5 Little Caesars.
Under 30k is small, imo. There is one local place in my town and even that isn't exclusive to my town as there's another in the next county. Plus, their pizza is marginal, at best. Chain places can do better than them.
These ironic impersonations of blatant shills are the second to last nail in the coffin, I say. You didn't think shitposting could get much worse but here it is, and even though I think not much could be worse than this, someone will find a way to lower the bar again. I mean, just look at me: my wife met her current boyfriend at the BLACKED.COM studios.
If having a girlfriend and being able to see my penis makes me a normie, then by all means, call me a normie. Better than a cum-chugging hipster who can't get enough of the smell of his own farts.
>in Europe this summer
>mozzarella sticks in McDonald's, WTF?
>they actually taste pretty damn good
>back home in the US
>local McD's is advertising mozz sticks now
>I order 6 of them
>they taste like cardboard freezer food from Wal-Mart
Shit I've never looked at the nutritional values before. Call me retarded or whatever but I figured it wouldn't be that unhealthy seeing as it's whitish meat. I gotta stop eating fast food jesus.
So you walk down to the local brick and mortar store to buy videogames? What if you want to buy something that can only be purchased online (most PC games nowadays)
I mean, you're still pretty fucked since prices are going up in Canadian stores to compensate for the fact they have to pay more for everything.
You're on drugs. They're about as good as those dollar-store mozzarella sticks that are dogshit. Banquet or whatever.
Arby's mozzarella sticks are SOOOO much better than McDonald's. Idgaf if Arby's is more expensive, you won't hate yourself after eating those.
I'm not sure, but I know for a fact Red Robin does. That's right-- you can get an artisan, handcrafted custom burger at Red Robin for the low price of $8.99!!
Only at Red Robin.
They don't have spicy chicken you degenerate pile of shit. You're the kind of pathetic shit eating scum that asks for a spicy mcbuttfuck every single visit you take to "I eat like a fucking pack mule central"
I have a job, still in school though. It's true that I don't spend a lot of money, it's more out of frugality than necessity though. But seriously, there aren't many things that have raised in price here yet that I need to regularly spend money on.
I tried these today, they were absolute shit. Never before has McDicks made me want to vomit but I just could not handle these pieces of fucking shit.
A cheap order of Little Caesar's pairs well with a chilled glass of Pepsi!
Specifically formulated to appeal to your tastebuds with additives, some of which are possibly addictive. Healthy food doesn't have any additives, so it has to stand on it's own natural merits. Not a whole lot of healthy food tastes truly great, although there definitely are some.
This sounds misleading, though it could just be me. They're addictive because they're good, unless you're suggesting there's a psychoactive effect beyond the reaction to such delicious food for such a low low price.
Shit like HFCS and MSG are addictive and one or both are in about every fast food in America. They're also in prepackaged and frozen food in the grocery store. If you replaced hfcs with cane sugar and msg with salt, people would be eating less in America as a whole. The food industry has trained our bodies to craze the super sweet/salty stuff over more natural foods.