>Where did you say you worked, Anon?

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I'm a stay at home son.

*shits self*

MOMMY BABY NEED CLEANY!!!!

im an up and coming musician bb. right now i clean toilets at the burger king.

you can cover the tab tonight i hope? i didn't bring my wallet lol.

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>>25656766

>mfw this looks like the girl that led me on.

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>>25656766
How old did you say you were? Because you look like shit.

>throws wine glass at her head
>gets on table and starts playing air guitar
>thunderous applause from onlookers

>>25656807
this desu mi familia

>>25656766
NSA. I Told you the full name last time maybe this will be more clear.

Oh, I don't have to work anymore.

>>25656766
>Where did you say you worked, Anon?
I didn't.

Pierce and Pierce. I specialize in mergers and acquisitions, mostly.

i stack shit in the back of the target off coldwater in fort wayne indiana

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damn she looks a lot like a girl I used to go to school with.

one time the whole class was on a trip to the beach and she caught me feasting my eyes on her pink bikini crotch bulge as she lay down

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>want to get a gf
>always afraid what they'll think of me when I tell them I don't have a job and still live with my mom

>>25656766
The mortuary on 12 th Your and E. Next Ave.

Uh I do work... from uh... home. For a company. That does media. Yeah. That accurately describes my situation.

Big guys & sons aircraft removal

I work online. It's not what you think. It's not porn. Ok it's porn.

I work for the infamous hacker, 4chan

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None of your fucking business, that's where you privileged white bitch
>*male privilege intensifies*

Illegal organ harvest,hope you enjoy your last drink bitch

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>>25656766
I work at the Canadian DND as a systems administrator.

Fucking AIX.

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I'm a professional memester.

Perhaps you've seen some of my work?

Linework

I do man shit all day, which is why I smell awful and am covered in mud

>>25657613
>Big guys & sons aircraft removal
...For you

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>>25656766
You could say that I am a full-time master baiter