Your in a threesome with chad and oneitus. Your job is to eat

Dismember OP

>>25655838
That's my oneitis and her Chad bf came in there? I'd lick that shit so good Chad would feel turned on. I'd lick that shit like a fat shit eating ice cream. I'd lick that shit like I been wandering the desert for 40 days without water.

>>25655838
Chad doesn't cum too early. That's what makes him Chad.

>>25655838
Kill them all. The only ORIGINAL solution.

>>25655838
Post that fucking sauce senpai

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>>25655838
>>25655881
Goddamn why do I have this horrible fetish.
I want nothing more than to lick creampies out of my oneitus

>>25655838
Walk the fuck out and go jerk myself off.

lick it clean and then treat them both to a nice dinner at red lobster

>>25656011
R u eggman?

what in the living fuck is a "oneitis"?

is it cool and hipster robot language for "crush"?

I'm bi so I have no problem with this. Also "oneitus"? How old are you, 14?

>>25655838
Get her in the shower and clean her up then eat her out?

>>25656087
It's a PUA term

>>25655838
Eat that shit like Krispy Kreme

>>25655838
eat her asshole, later fuck her anal while kissing

>>25655838
I was hoping for an webm of her oozing cum, thats what i usually jerk to

>>25656577
My nigga, me too.

>>25655838
do it anyway
original

eat that shit like thousand island sauce on a ruben

>>25655838
ok but under one condition: she sucks me off first, then transfers the cum into his mouth, which he then has to swallow

i'd leave after this happens

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>>25655838
> implying swallowing Chad cum won't give you chad powers

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>he's a legitimate cuckold