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This is Beta one. We're all set and awaiting orders.
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>>25655204
I TOLD YOU I ALREADY ORDERED A PLATE OF TENDIES, WHERE ARE THEY? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>25655256
SIR, WE'RE ON OUR WAY WITH THE PROVISIONS, SIR!
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>>25655204
Orders are to shoot normalfags, roach
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This is Beta actual, move to ER 2305 and report back, over.
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Navy Feels unit reporting in. The area is swarming with normies
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>>25655363
OH FUCK IT'S A GODDAMN MEATGRINDER HERE
REQUESTING AIR SUPPORT
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That was a great thread, I was tearing up from laughter
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>>25655204
NEET squad, target in range.
Awaiting orders
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This is Spetzfeels coming in, we are ready for breach. Estimated 4 hostile normies. Waiting for breach order.
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>>25656659
THE OPERATION IS GO; CLEAR THE AREA
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ROASTIES INCOMING! THERES TOO MANY OF THEM! ARRRRRGHHHHHH!!!!
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>>25656896
Copy that. Breach on count of 5.
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THE FEEL. THE FEEEEEEEEEL *boom*
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>>25656185
NEET squad Bravo here, 2 clicks away, what do you advise?
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>>25656937
Retreat to tango foxtrot whiskey november oscar foxtrot!
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>>25656937

Beta Two actual come in! Beta Two come in! We've lost contact on Beta Two. Where's that fucking air support!?
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>>25656994

This is Omega command, we've got new orders for you Bravo Squad, divert your forces 1 click east to the ridge and set up an ambush to intercept enemy reinforcements.

Don't RRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE until you see the whites of their eyes, over.
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>>25655296
THE OIL IS TOO COLD
I REPEAT THE OIL'S NOT HOT ENOUGH
THE TENDIES CAME OUT SOGGY
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>>25657040
Copy that Omega, moving east. Will report when ambush site is secured.
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>>25657013
>>25657032
REQUESTING SPICY BUFFALO TENDIE SAUCE AIRSTRIKE AT MY POSITION. NO I DONT CARE IF IM IN BLAST RANGE, JUST DO IT!
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normie down
Mission success
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>25656938
This is Spetzfeels, all normies in our block have been eliminated. Requesting orders.
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>>25656937
FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE!
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Kv squad here, found normie scum, awaiting orders
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>>25657096
me on the front
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>>25657092

Airstrike coming in hot. DANGER CLOSE.
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FUCK I'M LATE.
ALSO AN IDIOT.
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NORMIES TRANSMITTING 'BE YOURSELF' PROPAGANDA AS WE SPEAK! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ld9QvnV3Ci4
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Neetlord reporting for duty. Uh oh, Mummy called I have to go clean my room.
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>>25655204
This is Cyborg 1-7 actual, standing by for orders sir. We have birds in the air awaiting CAS requests.
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>>25657130
Engage until reinforced. If needed, retreat to nearby Meme Market. We might have few Omega forces holding off in the block-avoid attacking friendlies. Over.
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WE FOUND THE NORMIES
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>>25657165
what the fuck is that channel?
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>>25657104
Good job lads, make for the LZ and await extraction. The helo will be there in a jiffy.
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>>25657165

Tadpole one to Omega Command. Priming mortars to knock out those satelittes. Over.
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>>25657040
>>25657085
COME IN OMEGA, RIDGE SITE HAS BEEN OVERRUN, THEY MUST BE IN OUR COMMS

THEY KNEW

THEY KNEW ALL ALO-
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remember, no memes
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>mfw the normies radicalised my squad
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>>25657224
Copy HQ. We should be the-- fucking hell, HQ, we have a situation. We have multiple Cyborgs approaching us, but they seem to be hiding something. We are not sure whether to engage. They are blocking our path to LZ. Over.
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>>25657085

NEET bravo, come in NEET bravo, this is Omega Command, we have a new objective coming in from JSOC. Intelligence from SATCOM suggest one of our former agents has gone rogue and is embedded in the enemy platoon you will make contact with.

Codenamed UMARU, she is very dangerous but has a weakness, jumpu, gameu, and cola can be used to bait her in. We need her alive, Bravo.
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>>25657248
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWyB447vNjg
THE FIRE RISES!
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>>25657233
Anon? report! report!.....
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>>25657297
NEET bravo is down omega! >>25657233


what do we do?!
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General Saad Maan is about to address all of Beta people in a televised speech.
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>>25657350

This is Omega command, keep calm and be yourself!
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>>25657292

Tadpole One coming in. Your orders are to retreat. We can't take any more casualties. We'll fire on your position. Danger close.
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Sir! New intel just came in from R9K Command it says the enemy commander is.... no it cant be...Its REDDIT
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>>25657350
ABORT ABORT
YOU NEED TO REACH THE VILLAGE OF KUKEVSKAYA
I DON'T CARE HOW YOU DO IT JUST DO IT
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>>25657428
The normie propaganda is getting to omega command, abort, i repeat, abort
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>>25657430
B-but we don't know whether they are hostile or not! This is against the code, Tadpole! We are not here to commit warcrimes.
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Is anybody there?!

This is wagecuck whiskey, the rest of my squad is gone, all too tired to go on. I hope you haven't forgotten about us. it's gettin real hot down here, and I gotta be up at 6 tomorrow...
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>>25657449
Dammit. We should have known better when they tried to """improve mutual relations""" by setting up the r/4chan """cultural exchange"""
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>>25657457
Copy that, breaking out the heavy gear and on the move.

RRRRRREEEEEEEEE
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>>25657494

This is Tadpole One. It's an ambush. Get out of there now! I repeat. Danger close!
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Sgt. Rippetoe, logistics, reporting in. Where should we drop off the oats and milk rations?
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>>25657582
This is Spetzfeels, copy. You better have a good reason for HQ. I don't want our squad to be on r/4chan frontpage. Retreating to Wakecukerevo.
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>>25657013
tfw no f? femanon?
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>>25657650

Negative Rippetoe, we said we wanted chocolate milk and spent good GBP to get it. TAKE IT BACK or we will cause a scene.
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>>25657650
This is NEETBUX HQ, what happened with our old Doritos rations? Regardless, we will take the indicated the landing spot on the map; it should be around Memetorivya outpost.
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shit, robots, i cant play anymore my mums calling me for diunner gotta go bye bye! ;c
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Come in Omega, we have multiple robots KIA after a rogue shell fired from your position touched down. We hope this wasn't in response to normie reports, as we believe they are entirely fabricated.

please respond
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Tadpole One, Tadpole One, this is BETA-Six. Requesting immediate evac! QT spotted approaching our position. Repeat, QT spotted approaching our position. Our palms are sweaty! Over.
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Sir, we can send the levies out to collect food for our heavily armored infantry, but then we will not have fodder for the normans physcological bombard!

>Not even Feel Plate Armor can protect us agaisnt the truth, Ser Jack of Woe
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>mfw this is entirely how the beta uprising would go down
fuck up after fuck up with only a few normans dead
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GAMMA HAS BEEN PINNED DOWN!
REQUESTING GUNNER SUPPORT IN POINT A ASAP.
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>>25657885

This is Tadpole One. We are oscar mike to your position. Subdue the QT so we can bring it to Omega Command for questioning.
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Delta Feel here, we're pinned down, need backup; enemy chads are swarming our base, need piss bottle strikes now!
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>>25657958
heads up gamma, on my mark, dive.

1

2

3

DIVE NOW, ATTEMPTING SCATTERSHOT
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JAMAL AND STACEY ABSENT FROM CITY Q. FOUND THEIR DAUGHTER INSTEAD. REQUESTING ORDERS.
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>>25658002

Delta Feel this is Lilypad Nine. Piss bottle strike incoming, danger close.
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>>25657683
This is Spetzfeels. Wagecukerevo seems to be occupied with multiple--black normies... They...they are t-torturing 3.14 QTs with BBC... W-What do we do, HQ? Shall we engage? It will probably turn this mission into a suicide, but...
>tfw no 3.14qt gf
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K-kv squad beta t-two he-*KCCCHHJT*
I think we got a qt grill s-scrambl-*KSSHHHT* -r radars!
*KKCSHT* -ere's spaghetti everywhere a-and we've only got 7 n-nugs left!
N-no tendie-*KSHHT*
WAT D-DO?!?
I-im scared desu
*KSHHHHHHHHT*-
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This is Hijak company. Preparing our urban assault. Are we still ok to go? A lotta' civies here, but it's all in the name of the uprising.

Waiting on your mark.
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This is Special Frog 7,my whole squad is dead and I need reinforcements!
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>>25658097
Special Frog 7, try and make contact with the lone soldier on the way to kukevskaya >>25657547
he may still be alive, and it's better than going alone.
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>>25657962
Bring a mop, Tadpole One. Situation here is FUBAR. Spaghetti everywhere! QT has left the hot zone. Over.
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>>25658006
Enemy neutralized, repeat, enemy neutralized. Gamma is to join Beta squad at once, support the assault on the 25th Street Club, City A.
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>>25658094
This is NEETBUX HQ. Hijak, you are clear to start the attack; we need to earn some time for Delta Feel and Gamma. Remember; you are not officially considered to be on Robot side, so attacking Cyborgs won't be considered warcrimes. Godspeed, Hijak. Over.
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>>25658094
This is Over-watch Caesar, you are a affirmed for attack Hijak company. Fire away.
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>>25658151
Copy that heading to kukevskaya!
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>>25658068
Do they have condors?! I REPEAT ARE THEY ARMED WITH CONDORS?!
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this thread is triggering my fight or flight response
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>>25655204
This is Subway Sandwich, over. The lines are too long, the normies must be on lunch break. How the fuck are we going to feed our troops? This line is really long! The $5.00 foot longs are also actually $7.00 now! Fucking NORMIES.

WE're fucked. WE're absolutely fucked. We can't fight without our subway. I'm going home to tend to my Tendies. My mommy will keep me safe until the war is over.
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>>25658173
>>25658199
Copy copy.

alright guys, time for glory

this will most likely be the last you hear of us

hijak out.
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>>25657547
I have been told to rendezvous with you heading to your position now eta 2 minutes.
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>>25655204
Tomoko weeb Alpha squad reporting for duty! Your orders, sir!
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>>25658254
Gotcha seven.

be careful, copious amounts of normal scum around here, mostly unnarmed but once again, on your toes
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>>25658213
Negative, HQ. However, they are outnumbering us 1 to 3. Over.
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Pepe is ready to gas.
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lol fuckin nerds
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>>25658241
This is 7...alright man you'll have to go to Walmart man and airdrop 500 boxs of Hot Pockets.
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morale is strong and the drafting is at double.

ALL SECTORS REPORT
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>>25658313
FUCKING NORMIE GET OFF OUR BOARD
RRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>25658297
ARE THE QTS STACY? THIS IS IMPORTANT, LAD, IF THEYRE STACYS WE COULD USE DINDU AIDS AS BIOLOGICAL WARFARE, GEMEMA CONVENTIONS ASIDE
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>>25658338
this is wagecuck whiskey >>25657503
too tired to head on
you guys have gotta finish the fight...

over and out
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>>25658313
>he says while browsing r9k
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>>25658338
This is kv beta squad two...
Weve been overrun...
I feel...
Cozy..
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>>25658370
HQ, we do not know... we are not close enough to hear nearby conversations. We need orders as quick as possible, or BBC might get to them.
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>>25658381
>>25658432
no no no

we're losing grip on the west with beta two and whiskey. can anybody head that way and get our men out of there?
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>>25658291
I have arrived at your position bring out the Flamethrower.
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>>25658503
flamers primed and flowing seven.

do we have a report from Omega on our next move?
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>>25658499
This is NEETBUX HQ. We might not be able to support you unless new divisions arrive at Memetorivya outpost. Either retreat to the outpost, or wait for a miracle. However, we can offer you some mortar fire. Godspeed. Over.
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>>25658338
I'm the only one left in squad, sir! The Stacies killed them all!
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>>25658462
Oders just came in from HQ were sending in /b/tards in as cannon fodder
Just pray there aren't any 'le trolls' in the squad
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This is group Kilo reporting in
My fellow /k/ommandos and I have grabbed SKS and gone innawoods, awaiting orders now
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>>25658578
save your shells, we don't want anymore incidents like >>25657869
retreating as you suggest, ETA 10 minutes
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>>25658338
THE SEVEN NO GF GUARDIAN DIVISIONS ARE ASSAULTING NORMIEVILLE, REQUESTING AIR SUPPORT.
HAIL PEPE!
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>>25658549
Confirmed we burn them,we burn everything.
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>>25658338
I haven't been getting any responses from our western front. I fear the worse has happened.
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>>25658649
air support inbound guardian

prepare for strafe runs
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>>25658615
This is Spetzfeels. May the Rodger bless you, HQ! We are setting up for the breach. Over.
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>>25658667
it's for the best.

heading back to Memetorivya.

expect us NEETBUX HQ
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Fire team alpha here
Hypothetically what would happen if one of our artillery shells were to have hit Tyson's tendie processing plants
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>>25658693
Copy that, NEET bravo. You may resupply your division, if needed. Take all needed resources.
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>>25658700
pepe squad reporting

you don't want to know, alpha. you best be fucking with us
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MY FELLOW PEPES AND WOJAKS!
THE WAR IS RAGING ON BUT WE MUST PERSEVERE FOR WE HAVE THE UPPER HAND NOW.
LET US FINISH WHAT WE'VE STARTED AND DRIVE THE NORMIES OUT OF OUR LAND.
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>>25658693
Solid wojack here, outside normiebook central hq
Looks like cuckerburg assembling a massive flame war here, recommending flamethrower here
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>>25658499
This is Tomoko weeb Alpha squad! W are coming to assist, over.
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>>25658768
COPY THAT

EVERYBODY REPORT IN
DON'T LET HIJAK, KV BETA, WHISKEY AND ALL THE OTHER LOST SOULS DIE IN VAIN

GIVE IT ALL YOU GOT
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>>25658313
NORMIE SPY IS IN THE BASE
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>>25658748
N-no of course not
We were just wondering
Yknow for uh, hypotheticals and all that
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>>25658784
THOSE FUCKING NORMIES ARE GOING TO GET IT
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Propaganda Department Reporting.
1264 wagecuck robots have been recruited. Requesting a re-supply of rare Pepe's, wagecuck comics, comfy posts and 6 tons of tendies at the 5th Re-education Barrack Department. The 13th former Wagecuck brigade will be formed by the end of the week and deployed at Bravo.
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>>25658784
>>25658836
got your back

give it hell, this is the final push, everybody group up on account of >>25658768
>>25658802
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T-This is Spetzfeels coming in. I believe that those 3.14QTs were part of Femanon division that we lost months ago... but they refuse to cooperate with us. They-they acted like they were c-converted to that normie nonsense... W-we h-had to eliminate them... We are already getting surrounded by blacks... No sight of /b/tards... Over.
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>>25658836
Rojer that. Solid wojack here, hq what normie site should I have eyes on next?
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GOLDEN FROG HERE
THEY RELEASED THE CHAD
THE CREATINE IS IN THE WATER DEAR GOD HELP US
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>>25658768
May the Elliot have mercy on their souls. Their deaths were not in vain.
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>>25658338
neet sigma reporting in
squad all but eliminated, only two of us left
but we made it
we've taken the subway and saved the hostage sandwich artists
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>>25658895
copy spetzfeels.

I don't know if we can help you, but know this, all divisions are approaching your sector in a final push. if we don't make it to you in time on account of /b/tards we will make them pay.

hold out for as long as you can, perhaps NEETBUX HQ has something up their sleeve.

over and out
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RARE DIVISION REPORTING IN

GIVE ME THE COMMAND IF YOU WANT ME TO KEK THEIR SHIT UP SENPAI
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>>25658950
sigma, you are good men.

make sure not to harm the artists to a large extent, it's obvious how useful they can be in the future.

over and out
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>>25656937
GET THOSE MEN OUT OF THERE GODDAMMIT
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>>25658859
THIS IS OVER WHEN I SAY ITS OVER SOLDIER
LEAVE THE THINKING TO THE PEPES YOU JUST GET YOUR ASS OUT THERE AND FIGHT
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>>25658930
2D Association reports: "Chad down"
Proceed to assist the "no-gf" Guardian Squads attacking Normie-ville.
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Uh, HQ?
Im starting to think hiring the Russian conscripts wasn't the best idea we've had
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>>25658955
This is Spetzfeels. We have prepared the building for any assault that they will throw at us. We are bringing every single fucker they have for what they have done to Femanons. We have a visual of /b/tards from higher floors, but they seem to be fighting each other. We are going down with these fuckers. Wish us best of luck. I doubt that we will return, but I am sure that they will pay the price.
Don't let them win this war. Spetzfeels, over.
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>>25658965
understood Rare,

go ahead, it will all be over soon
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>>25658282
How about kill yourself you fucking aphid
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>>25659018
Who's the genius who let those potato guzzlers handle our shovel launchers?!
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>>25658930
CYKA BLYAT

KILL CHAD DAVAI
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>>25659058
give em hell spetzfeels, you were one of our most appreciated divisions.
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Real Niggers preparing for assault on your command sir, just hit that like button
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>>25659015
HQ here, it turns out there's some high value targets in normie-ville
We're authorizing you the use of C.H.A.I.K.A. Just be sure to keep her on the front page.
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Guess this is it, huh boys?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40JmEj0_aVM
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Did someone say fighter sweep? I heard someone say fighter sweep.
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>>25659135
real niggers, I have reports that you are in the same sector as urban assault team hijak. >>25658094
>>25658253

like granted, perform your sweep and search for hijak survivors
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>>25659135
COUNTING STACKS
BLOWING KUSH
HITTING THAT MF LIKE BUTTON
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>>25659011
WE'RE ON THE WAY
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>>25659145
WHO THE AUTHORIZED/s4s/ TO BE IN HERE?! YOU KNOW DAMN WELL OUR RELATIONS ARE HORRIBLE
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>>25659073
get ready. i love you all. im glad i could serve with great men like you.

LAUNCHING THE ROASTER AND TOASTER
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>>25658895
SUPPORT IS ON THE WAY HANG IN THERE PRIVATE
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>>25659203
God damn we had good men in there...
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>>25659199
Since your armies and board are our property, we decided to loan you some tech.
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ALRIGHT LISTEN UP MAGGOTS
>>25658950
>>25658955
>>25659018
>>25659073
>>25659127
>>25659135
>>25659162

RARE JUST GAVE THEIR LIVES TO END THIS WAR
>>25659203

EVERYBODY WE NEED TO TEAM UP
this is for the end
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Come in Omega Command. We are survivors of what's left of several squads. Rest killed by Chad army and normie scum. Request permission to launch insurgency behind their lines. Over.
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>>25659248
Top kek soldier, carry on.
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>>25659260
copy that!

>>25659278
Omega and Neetbux seem to have gone offline

we need to take this on ourselves, do what you think is best
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Kilo squad is still standing by
Pls respond
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>>25658282
Get in there and apprehend a Stacy. Gas masks are needed as the toxins they release will make them your Onitis allowing them to pull your heart straight out of you.
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>>25659329
kilo, why are you innawoods? there are no normies out there, you're at least 200 clicks away from any sort of settlement, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?
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>>25657838
this is truly an underrated post
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>>25659173
Gondola squad reporting in,
Baaba s voozu, kobyle legche.
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>>25659243
we were losing men fast anon. the BBC was on its way. what had to be done was done.

they will always be remembered. they were more than just another NEET off the street. my heart goes out to them, but i hope the bombing will end the war. we need men on the homefront, since the feminists might infiltrate us. we have more men to spare now

they will be remembered
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Overlord, this is Betadesu 1. We ran into a ville occupied with Enemy Combatants 2 clicks off the main highway from the exfil point. We're out of Good boy points, down to our last tendies over. I have no hope for this situation. My men are dead, the tendies are soggy. BROKEN ARROW. I REFUCKINGPEAT BROKEN ARROW.
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>>25659383
It's all we know sir! It's all we were trained to do!

We're mounting up and preparing to launch a vehicular attack now to make up for this, sir
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>>25659260
MOVING IN SIR!
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>>25659433
gondola, you're on the fringes right now, if you could make contact with kilo >>25659473
and head on into the mainland with them you'd be doing us all a favour

>>25659451
agreed
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>>25659491
Sir, one of our commanders went AOL and went into the ghettos of twitter instead of innawoods
Tell real nigga hours to keep their heads down!
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>>25659468
betadesu, as far as we know the nearest GBP are back at NEETBUX HQ but they've been offline for some time. if you have any hope, make a break for it in that direction. uploading coords now
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Here's a morale booster
FUCK THEIR SHIT UP GUYS
WE'VE HAD ENOUGH
NO MORE NO MORE NO MORE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Reports coming in that our Supreme General gave his own life as he took 7 Stacies down with him. May his legacy never be forgotten.
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>>25659556
copy kilo, stay on track and maybe you'll still make it.

>>25659135
real niggas if you're out there you heard the man.

on your toes

>>25659571
>>25659576
thanks for the support guys, the morale was needed
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HOLY FUCKING CHRIST HQ COME IN COME IN OH SWEET TENDIES THE REPORTS WERE TRUE

THE ALPHA CHAD HES REA-huuuuuuuurrrrrrkkkkkkkkk-zzt-zzt
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WE'RE ABOUT TO BREACH THE CLUB, CHECK YOUR GEAR AND WE'LL SOUND OFF
>>25659576
Never forget the fallen comrades
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>>25659567
we need to take contoll of HQ now!

it was our biggest support. are there any free squads that can come with us?
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>>25659648
soldier?
SOLDIER?

GOD DAMN IT, ALL THESE MEN AND FOR WHAT.

head up everyone, we have a stray report of some sort of an alpha chad. do we have any artillery or mortar sqauds left?!
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>>25659648
2d PJ'S are on the way, hang in there!
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Beta one.
Intel says there's a nightclub near your position.
Your orders are.
Infiltrate the nightclub
Get into the manager oficce and extract the safe box and other values that might help our organization, use the force if needed.
Plant the plastic explosive in the middle of the nightclub and detonate it.
Put the fake evidence about an ISIS terrorist attack scattered around.
Leave the mission area before the police arrives.
Good hunt Beta one.
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>>25659689
WE NEED TO STALL THE INCOMING THREATS WHILE HALF OF US SAVE HQ!!

WE KEEP LOSING MEN!
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>>25659648
What? CHADS BACK!?! I didn't think it was true. I'm not sure I can take this can anymore guys.
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>>25659680
from my screens I can't say for sure that there are any active squads near you, they're either holed up in subways and parking lots or dead in the streets.

your best bet is to try and find >>25657869
and >>25657958
but that really is a long shot
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Brothers, send me in.
Just do it, you will not regret it.
I have been preparing for this day since my birth, I knew that this would happen. This is my destiny.
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>>25659689
This is JustDewIt squad reporting in. An alpha chad sir? I thought that was just a rumor to stir propaganda? Do we have any offical reports?
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>>25659761
thank you anon. i will contact those fine men
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>>25659776
go hold the subway with neet sigma
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Kilo squad is almost in range, guys!
The murder /k/ube will soon be fed with the blood of the Alpha Chad and will secure our c victory!
Ave nex alea!
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>>25657869
omega do you have enough men to supply a raid of HQ? we need to re secure it.

rare dicision is fairly new and we need your guidance
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>>25659784
only the one report, but men are taking it seriously, see >>25659751
fake or not it's a big problem if left unconfirmed, I'm pinning it's authenticity on you.

>>25659793
I agree with this anon.
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>>25659793
Thank you comrade, it's time for me to grasp my destiny.
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Future pepe here. I just received news about Future wojack..
I ready to get on the front lines... If you'll have me..
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>>25659833
Will proceed and confirm reports HQ.

If we dont make it back tell my waifu I lover her.

Over and out.
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this is command, I've been ordering you for the past two hours since NEETBUCKS and Omega have disappeared.

I have one last trick in the bag, we're losing too many men, far too many to worry about certain sqauds at this point. In ten posts I'm doing it. I'm dropping the big one. Get out of there while you can. This is it, this is the end.

GET OUT OF THERE NOW, GO GO GO.
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Moshi moshi, this is Betadesu 2 from the Rising Ree division.

I have arrived in HQ and am in sniping position. Requesting assistance to take on Alpha Chad and the rest of his normie platoon.
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>>25659874
NO! LEAVE >>25659901
IS GOING TO DROP IT!

if anyone needs some last minute supplies im here
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>>25659901
That's danger close, HQ! There's no way we'll be able to pull out in time!
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JESUS CHRIST PEPE SQUAD THREE HAS BEEN HIT. WOJACK 12 MEDIC SQUAD IS ON THEM BUT BY GOD THERE'S SO MUCH BLOOD!
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>>25659901
it was a pleasure comrade
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>>25659913
rare division here. i have 200 men. will it be enough?

also morale booster
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ALL UNITS ALL UNITS THIS IS JUSTDEWIT WE HAVE ABSOLUTE CONFIRMATION OF ALPHA CHAD.

I REPEAT WE HAVE ABSOLUTE CONFIRMATION OF ALPHA CHADS EXSISTENCE. REQUESTING ALL SQUADS TO CONVERGE ON OUR IMMEDIATE POSITION.
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>>25659939
Not after what I've done...
This ones for you wojack...
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THIS IS FOR WOJAAAAK
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Kilo Squad here!
We have no choice but to get to the bunker at tinder HQ
This is suicide but we're dead either way
I suggest every unit in the area gather on us, we can get past the Chad if we all fight!
>>
I sure hope you guys have made peace.

because ready or not...
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This is Virgin 1, we are pinned down by multiple units of college sorority girls to our east and west, they are flirting, I repeat flirting and showing significant cleavage, how copy?
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>>25660017
pew pew pew pew! haha
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>>25660040
we just saved the sandwich artists you fukken autist
i'm telling mom
why would you nuke the subway after we literally just took it
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>>25660021
going in. it was an homour comrade
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>>25660040
>>25660068
it's over

...it's all over.
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>>25660050
NOT YEET IM STILL IN THE BLAST RADIUS
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>>25660049
Ignore them and look at for your feet until you find a way out. We have more important matters at hand robot!
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>>25659901
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRWnSPgOzHc

It was a pleasure.
Men, nay, Frogs.
Fight until the last breath, may your shadows be etched forever as a reminder of the valiant effort that we brought forth on this day.
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>>25660096
evangelion is shit
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>>25660040
i just told my oneitis i love her. im ready to die

she looked disgusted by me
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*KSSHHT* this is waifu one are there any survivors?
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2-D, reporting for the last time
Only two of us made it past the Chad to the bunker
He gave his life to close the hatches
I am now what I believe to be the last remaining soldier in normieville, let alone living thing
Everything is fire....
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>>25660086
>tfw gg no re
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>>25660086
Negative HQ, we have mutiple visuals confirming Alpha Chad is still active.

Requesting permission to use the prototype of Rare Pepe Quads sir.
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>>25659973
Yes arigato!
I think i've got Alpha Chad in my sights wait what is th--
YOOOOOOAAAAAAH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
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DIN DINS TIME MY LITTLE ROBOTS
COME IN AND EAT
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i wish you were still here old friend
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>>25660086
this is NEET beta

there's fire everywhere. is there anyone out the-

...

it's over
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Is this
what death is like
I feel so serene
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>tfw I spent 3 hours of my night into early morning roleplaying an edgy soldier in the beta uprising
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Medifeels are on site, evacuating wounded soldiers
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Can't bag the Chad
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>>25660223
but it was worth it for pepe has been immortalized and shall live on forever
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Positions have been breached, I repeat, positions are breached.

Gentlemen, prepare to defend yourselves
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>>25660149
BETADESUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!

we WILL kill that chad if its the LAST thing we do goddamnit!
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>>25660243
copy, sifting through fallout to help the fallen
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>>25660264
what hurts the most is that they keep coming and we keep losing men
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Wew, it got hot in there for a second
Ay where'd all the virgins go?
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>>25660307
it goes to show that no matter how hard a robot fights, society will do it's best to keep him down.
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>>25660264
WITNESS ME
I WILL CARRY MY GBP INTO THE AFTERLIFE
TFW NO GEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEFFFFFFFFFF
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>>25660243
try not to feel too much right now. it could hurt more after seeing all of those dead soldiers
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THIS IS SKYKING, WE HAVE INCOMING BOGIES TO THE EAST, REPEAT EAST
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So many fallen comrades, and all i can do is watch
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>>25660429
it doesn't matter skyking. command tried the bomb. we thought it worked, we thought there were only stragglers.

the thing is,

we are the stragglers.

see you in robot heaven.
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>>25660429

our numbers are dwindling. how can we keep going? please just let me kill myself
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>>25660429
Let this be our final stand
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>>25660491
cant wait to see you friend
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guess there's only one thing left to do
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>>25655204
orig asdfo oadf
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>tfw would unironically do this a lot more

f-fug...
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A pissbottle shipment was supposed to come into this FOB 2 days ago. Was another supply line ambushed?
We've been spotting scouts on the hills for the last few hours, I don't know when the next raid is, but we won't be able to make it without adequate supplies.
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>>25660491
>>25660468
>>25660501
godspeed gentlemen

1
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>>25660575
me too. made my night a little brighter.
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>>25657204
that one guy using a spas-12

is this real life? people still use this gun?
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>>25660575
>>25660654
i-i could make a new thread...
plenty of battles to fight out there
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>>25660514
>literally nobody else appreciates this
fucking pleb board
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>>25660716
Go for it anon
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I need an archive STAT
The world needs to know what we suffered through today.
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>>25660576
Roger that this is Beta 59 from the Supply Squad, we're coming in with a drop shipment right now, E.T.A. 5 minutes. Sorry for the delay, supplies have been running low all across the legion and HQ has gone completely dark on us for some reason. Over.
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Report: nuclear power plant that supplies power to Normie City has been infiltrated. Reactors ready to blow upon receiving the order...
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>Anon isnt making another thread
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>>25660716
no, last one was like months ago
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>>25660883
Do not lose hope comrade
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