>buy winning 1.3 billion lottery ticket
>shred it and flush it down the toilet
Take that normies
>>25653953
>make shit thread
>no replies
>have crush on girl
>send her a heartfelt letter about what a good friend she is, and she doesnt respond
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJAHHAHAHAHAJAHJAJAHAJAHAHAHA
>secretly drink milk out of the jug
>share milk with others
>>25654407
this is actually a good comic
great meme, if it's yours
i have severely desecrated several public restrooms with my own feces
>>25654407
These are fucking amazing, I wish there were more than a couple.
>>25653953
I wonder what would happen if someone did that on video/live tv.
>>25653953
What you should do is win the lotto, get all your cash, and then burn it in front of everyone
>say "not this guy, but..."
>i actually was that guy
>>25655676
>pretend to be a different guy
>use a completely different tone
>really reasonable, no swearing etc
>the faggot stops responding
Does the lotto reset even if no one claims the prize?