Could you love a chestlet?
Yes. Every serious relationship I have had was with a chestlet. I love tits too much to not look at them and grope them whenever I have the chance. A chestlet girlfriend keeps my sex drive low so I can focus more on seeing a woman as a person and not just a live sized sex toy. When I had a girlfriend with big tits, I could not stop groping her.
>know a chestlet in real life
>chat with her as a friend
>she becomes enamoured
>one day she gets drunk alone and sends me unsolicited picture of her tits
>outright say "they're disgusting" and never talk to her again
>friends berate me for being so horrible, saying "she loved you!!!"
>laugh and go back to talking with friends
Of course. Chestlets are peak perfection.
Are they not both sexual organs that rely on size and appearance?
Also nice insulting me instead of actually addressing the point.
You still haven't addressed the actual argument.
Stay btfo please.
>tfw no chestlet gf to wear skimpy sundresses for me in the summer
>tfw no cowtit gf to wear cosy sweaters for me in the winter.
I dated a chestlet with a 10/10 ass, was still great desu, tits are nice but ultimately it's the lower half of a woman that matters
She ultimately cucked me for some other manlet because I was "difficult to connect with"
I just want someone who would love me honestly for who I am and who would be loyal.
As long as they were nice to me and I could love them back, I couldn't give a shit less about their tits.
Fuck no. Cowtits for life. #TeamCowTits.
If they're anything like the Beth from The Walk Dead when she showed her tits, then I'd feel dirty.
>tfw oneitis is a chestlet
>tfw she's 5'3"
>tfw she watches anime
Jesus Christ, robots, help me. I know she's a slut, I see her wrap her arms around other guys, but fucking hell.
The most beautiful, perfect girl in the world is flat-chested. Flat chests are beautiful. They're perfect in every way. I wish there was someone half as beautiful as Noel in our world.
Walking Dead. Sorry made a typo. But this wasn't on The Walking Dead, it was some other show
>girls with mosquito bites
right up my fucking alley god damn
love tits too much to not date a girl under c cup. so no thanks
Fucking faggot. Big round peperoni nipples are worse than roasties. I like little perky ones that could get hard enough to show through a bra and shirt.
Anyways the best breasts are B's-C's that look like bubbles and don't sag much at all.
There is no correlation between breast size and actual amount of milk produced but large breasts can store more. So women with smaller breasts can produce just as much but would have to feed or pump milk more frequently.
And of course this'll unfairly turn her against men, but not the actually abusive handsome ones, just the betas. She'll come crawling back to the likes of you time and time again.
I hope you get smallpox on your dick you filthy normie
im not a tits guy though, so i dont care if she's a chestlet or a tittycow
>anorexic degenerate skeleton mental cases mad men want fertile REAL women with curves and nice size boobs
Small breasts are a sign of infertility, if you cant feed two babies at once youre a shit LMAO
KILL YOURSELF CHESTIES
I find her completely unattractive, but she's interesting to talk to. I got bored of being friends when it was clear she was in love with me, so I told her I didn't care about her and wanted her to forgot me completely. Hopefully she won't come back this time.
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN
Why was she completely unattractive? I have a bit of a crush on my male friend and I don't want to give off the vibes I want his dick if he finds me unattractive. How did you act with her anyway?
As a fat guy I would literally take anything that wasn't a bitch, enjoyed being around me, found me attractive, and had decent hygiene. Even the genitalia is negotiable.... so no
>100% of faggots
Well of course faggots would be into dick. That's the most redundant statement I've ever seen. try harder with your trolling.
Also, Chestlet Internet Defense Force reporting for duty.
If you wouldn't hit that, you are the gayest faggot who ever sashayed down faggot street.
Small tits are hot, but I wouldn't want to be stuck with them on the long term. A girls needs nice titties to keep her interesting for longer. That being said medium tits can just be sad because of their mediocrity, and massive fat bags are just stupid.
is this image real m8s
i hope it is
i love ronda
>medium tits can just be sad because of their mediocrity
U FUCKING WOT M8?
CIDF taking a break to school this jabroni 1/?
CIDF taking a break to school this jabroni 2/4
I don't hold anything against girls with small boobs, but I'm too used to sleeping with my face buried in a pair of huge 38JJ tits to go without it. I'm too used to seeing those big tits swinging about under a tank top as she walks through the house. I'm too used to burying my whole face in there when snuggling. I just couldn't live without them.
CIDF taking a break to school this jabroni 4/4
Medium tits have the most potential to be fucked up. Small tittos can't go wrong except in extreme cases of misshapenness. Big bobsons can be saggy and kinda weird looking and still be a fun novelty and nice to shove your dick/face into. With regular chest puppies they're just kind there and their bad features stick out more.
Ahhh, I see. Well, you do have a point there.
Unfortunately no. My entire collection is from Softcore sites like Femjoy, Metart, Justteen, X-Art, etc.
Nail, meet head.
Have a nice hi-res for your apt intuition.
I love the ones who look vaguely underage. I'm not going to name names, but you would be surprised at how many of these sites emplow illegal "models" ( read: desperate cocksleeves from bumfuck nowhere in eastern europe)
Fuck you nigger
It's pretty rad, post your tits though they're probably fine.
puffy nips ahoy
dump models on /s/
>trying to argue that big tiddies are inferior
>spamming models on the wrong board
>getting btfo with amateur hotties
>tfw gf with big tits but no ass
You can't have your cake and eat it too boys
Funny you should say that.
I'm actually a regular on /s/.
I'm only posting here to break the monotony. I have done this before, and the immense butthurt I encountered has encouraged me to try again. You robots are so easily riled up. Fucking incredible.
Spam don't belong here and big tiddies are fantastic.
>Spam don't belong here
he says while spamming bit tits.
Do you understand Irony?
Given the opportunity, why would a man ever choose a chestlet over an actual woman?
"Opportunity" being the keyword, because as you may have noticed the majority of men that say they prefer smaller breast, do so because they have no other options. They take what they can get, essentially.
Just for a short bit to leave evidence of your wrongness. I'll be going soon.
You ever notice how much hotter a chick becomes when you realize she has nice tits or a fat ass? This phenomenon works in reverse as well.
It's called DFC for a reason OP
you're my hero
>They take what they can get, essentially.
>implying small chested women have lower
This is what confuses me about you cowtit champions. You act as if women with diminutive chests are somehow easier to acquire. Why. Where the fuck did you get this notion? If you had anyv experience with actual women, you would know that they all want chad. Every. Goddamn. Las. One. Wants. Chad.
>you're my hero
Just doing god's work.
it's tempting, but I'd go for the stomach myself
>I have enough seed to go around.
>left with ugly freakazoid scarring why not
although my latest doctor showed me one of her boobs last time i went to see her because she got a breast reduction in israel and it was basically 10/10 minimal scarring almost perfect but
>falling for the cosmetic surgery meme
Why the fuck are you posting in this thread? For god's sake please fuck off. GO AWAY!
>tfw medium breast skinny hot gf
Absolute mustard race
>pussies don't make mounds in panties
Someone takes his knowledge of the female anatomy from barbie dolls
There's just something about a board flat profile with visible ribs, hipbones, and collarbone.
>Why do I fall in love with every woman I see that shows me the least bit of attention?
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
A robot movie if ever I've seen one.
>covered Adam's apple
Keep going full retard anon. She wears a collar because it turns me on.
>tfw prefer small breasts
>also like large and medium breasts
>y'all faggots keep arguing
>still saving all of these images
Keep 'em coming.
For every one of you who bothers to comment, I know there are 30 more who are furiously fapping but saying nothing. You all are the reason I put in the effort.
Hey man. It's like the chairman of the board said. It's all or nothin at all.
BASED CIDF FUUUUCK! youre a fucking saint
fuck OFF its a RED BOARD. god im sick of seeing your trip
>they've gotta have a little hill
I got you covered buddy.
yo post this to /s/ where it will stay and be appreciated
Bruh, I post on /s/ all day everyday. This is just a change of pa e for me. I don't care if none of you wiol remember 1 week from now. That's not the point.
Pardon the spelling errors. I'm a little drunk right now.