>tfw you still leave skype open for some reason

>tfw you add someone on skype and never talk to them

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>>25652811
But that's all of my skype contacts, anon

>>25652805
>Deleted everyone from my skype contacts and uninstalled
>About to delete my normiebook permanently as well
I've realized at this point that trying to socialize like a normal human being will only bring me sadness

>tfw you fall asleep talking lewd with mommy on skype

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>tfw youre always DND because you cant be assed to answer to all these messages anymore

>>25652860
I wish I was brave enough to do that. I have some hope, but trying to socialize is just digging my hole deeper.

>>25652934
I dont get how you cant have anybody that wants to talk to you.

I have always multiple people that also invite me to groups where you meet even more people.

>Always leave skype open
>Get mad when someone talk to me

I love snapping at robot for no reason.

>>25652862

How do I attain a mommy

I need a mommy

Please

>>25652805
I don't know this feel OP, my sister just stayed over for two days and we just cuddled all day and night, not even kidding, we where only apart for making food

She is autistic too

>>25653002
It's like 90% luck.

10% being cute and putting yourself out there.

>oh shucks I'm not a manlet so I can't be cute
Not so, friend. Just have nice soft hair, dress in a stylish but undeniably comfy way, and blush easily.

>>25652975
Because I know that I'm completely disposable to all those people
They aren't talking to me because they actually value me or anything
It makes me feel twice as empty inside whenever I fuck around with social media than when I'm just alone

>>25653034
I'm a 6'5" skeleton neet with a beard and mustache, no sense of fashion whatsoever, and clingy

I guess I'm fucked

>>25652805
>don't have a skype
>everyone on the board references skype and omegle drama
>bunch of fags get together and play steam games and hang out
I didn't know this was nerd/soc/ when do we get naughty kik threads too?

>>25653044
No, you just have 0 self-esteem.

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>somebody wants to add you
>they take super long periods of time to respond to your answers of their own questions
fuck off with that I'm needy

>>25652975
I had these friends from my college invite me in a skype group with them, I felt motivated everyday because of them and I didn't feel suicidal for a while.
They abandoned me, though. My friendship with them lasted about 5 months. I know it was a short time, but I felt so happy during that time.

Ever since then i've grown needy and reliant on others, but those traits seem to annoy others, so sustaining friendships have been hard.
Nobody will ever want to play steam games with me or put me in their skype groups.

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>>25653100
I inevitably end up checking skype every 5 minutes to see if theyve responded yet. Then I give up and like an hour later, "sorry i didn't see it lol"

I've started closing Skype since nobody in any of the groups I'm in says anything interesting

I've been thinking of leaving my tabletop game group since everyone seems to just want to start shit. Like, there always has to be some sort of drama for those fuccbois to get buttmad over. Why do people do this?

>>25652811
I don't know why I do this, I should just not bother in the first place

>>25653188
Also, I tried getting into a group on skype once that was r9k-related. Everybody seemed like such a normie and would only talk in group calls.
I don't have a mic, and even if I did I wouldn't use it. I swear i'm too autismo for /r9k/ sometimes.

>>25653248
Could you please add me and add me to those groups, I'm so lonely

>>25653100

>Needy

You haven't developed a numbness toward others from years of abuse? Pfft, get a load of this guy.

If you aren't mentally ready to cut every single friend out of your life on a moment's notice, you haven't ascended.

>>25653248
>>25653282
I want to be in a group too.

>>25653282
Give me your details, I will add you.

I know that feel. Nobody on skype talks to me except one grill who asks me how I'm doing every few days, and when I try to expand on the conversation, just ignores me. She has 300 orbiters so not worth imo.

>having skype installed

botnet

>>25653303
you too, send me your skype details to
[email protected]

>>25653282
Do you like vidya, art, cyberpunk and/or general buttfuckery?

I hope you like cyberpunk. I made that group and my faggot friends don't use it since they're all normies

>>25652805
The reason is: you feel fucking lonely

>>25653311
checked

oxenshire

>>25652805
I was hanging out with KYM a few years ago, and they had a group skype. Everyone just sat there awkwardly look at each other. I minimized it not to be rude, and forgot about it. Started picking my nose.

>drunk skype a friend of 6 years
>regret it, but don't remember saying anything excessive.
>never speaks to you again

It's just too much goddamn effort to keep in contact with internet friends
I'll feel lonely and start messaging some people, but then I realize that I don't actually care enough to keep in contact and just stop

>>25653356
Yes, anything and everything to escape

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>>25653286
I always get burned after about a year but I just need somebody to love me and love back so I'm incapable of becoming bitter about it

>>25653356
this fascinates me but i worry about the implications of linking my username to r9k

also i'm probably pretty casual when it comes to cyberpunk

>tfw the only pwoplw you have on skype are
>a guy who used to be your bro but doesn't respond to your messages anymore, and only ever talks to you when he needs someone to listen to him sperg out over sm4sh or skullgirls
>a weeaboo with pleb taste who won't watch half of your recommendations because it would cut into his keeping up with one piece and naruto
>some guy I know from a freshman engineering course that posts on /a/ and seems pretty chill all around but never messages me, and I don't want to message him and sound weird or needy even though he lives in the same dorm as me and would probably be willing to hang out occasionally

>>25652805

>tfw I added some faggot from r9k
>tfw hes constantly online but barely talks
>tfw I just want to play with him

i know you were in the hospital b-b-but ;_;
you know who you are faggot


also that other faggot whos never on skype but trip fags

>>25653473
>also that other faggot whos never on skype but trip fags

What trip

>>25652805
>add robot on skype
>talk a couple of days
>starts ignoring me

why does this always happen?

>>25653464
I can tell you from experience that if you don't reach out to them, they won't reach out to you. Definitely message that third guy, it sounds like you could be really good friends

>>25653188
Hi anon I'm in a shit situation too. Drop a link to your steam and I'll add you to talk.

>>25653508

the moroccan fag

>>25653557
what the fuck do I say though?

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>>25653672
Ah good, not me then

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>>25653549
Hi anon I won't ignore you. What's your Skype?

>>25653675
Just something like, "I think you're pretty cool, wanna hang out sometime?" or something casual like that. The worst he'd say is no.

I haven't used skype in a while, maybe years. only time I seem to need it now are like job interviews and shit.

was on IRC for a while too, but the channels I was in started to die.

now I fuck around on twitter a lot but it's not the same.

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>>25653405

Truly cursed.

>mfw

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>That awkward feeling when you have someone added on skype that you used to be close to in real life, but have drifted apart and you think it would be a jerk move to remove them because you still kind of see each other every day
please tell me im not the only one that feels this

>>25652805
>tfw you add someone but never talk to them because you both suck at/are unwilling to start conversations

>>25653044
If they wanna talk to you youre probably a person they enjoy talking to, you seem really insecure, what do you want them to be, completely dependant on you?

>>25654130
where are you in the world anon?

>>25654344
Good ol' US of A
that's not a picture of me if you're wondering

>>25654410
>Implying I don't know who rose is
Kinda insulting senpai

Okay disregard.

>>25654410
If he actually wondered that, he needs to get the fuck off this board while there's still hope.

>>25653061
>I can't shave and learn fashion
Typical robot

>>25654442
>>25654439
sorry, im a newfag to r9k

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lol, I would do this and literally no one ever talked to me.

nicAsturias

Is this the thread where I post my Skype and hope someone writes me? Please respond.

>>25654514
Yeah, we figured that out when you posted a picture of rose.

>two months since she sent me a message
>still check every day just in case

>>25655650
>why dont you send the message senpai?

>>25653732
Im a bit late in replying because dinner but if you're there my ID is wormslutmatou

>>25655778
I sent like 2000 messages. Pretty sure she stopped using that skype.

>>25655909
>2000 messages
1 or 2 is fine
You may have scared her because of that many. Or she stopped using it. Hopefully its the latter for u anon

>>25655949
Well, I sent a few at first. It's only after the first month that I broke down and wrote that many. She was long gone by then.

>>25652811
I never add people on Skype unless I meet and talk to them, and enjoy their company three times in a matter of weeks. It limits how many useless people you keep on your list.

>tfw you used to message this cutie Chinese girl on Skype all the time, but suddenly she doesn't have time for you any more.
It's a bad feel.

>>25653343
Every girl anywhere has 300 orbiters. Only once did I meet a girl who barely had friends and she still has a boyfriend before. I just avoid them now because I I can smell all the attentionwhoring and passive-aggressive orbiter autism in a few seconds.

I haven't ever been able to maintain a skype friend for more than a matter of days
Every time I try to talk with people, after our first few conversations they start getting boring really fucking fast, and they start replying less and less to the point where it just gets awkward
I usually just end up deleting them because I feel embarrassed
I don't know if the problem is just the people I'm talking with, or if I'm really that boring and shitty of a conversation partner
I didn't think I was that lame

>Give skype to grill
>She never adds me
Where do I find nice weeb girls?

>>25657445
I always ask myself this question but the sad truth is, for every weeb girl there are 50 beta orbiters who are going after her
It's just a losing proposition

>add someone from r9k
>they hate me instantly because the colloquialisms i use make me look dumb

>>25657445
/cgl/
tumblr
lolcow

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>>25657553
So what the hell does the bottom of the barrel pursue? I'm not picky with the physical, and I actually prefer autism in a companion. I just want a shared hobby, and unfortunately my main hobby is anime. I can't even do much of that with my 10kb/s right now though.

>>25657662
/cgl/ is going to be full of roasties with tons of orbiters, and I don't cosplay so I don't feel right going there.
tumblr is for normies.
I don't know what lolcow is but i'll assume it's shit.

>>25657868
>I don't know what lolcow is but i'll assume it's shit.
It's where normies make fun of the internets deranged.
Or they're a-logs

>start watching X files from the start with a friend and his friend over skype
>Start being increasingly mean and snarky to me
>tfw last week I message asking if they'd like to watch X files and my friend's friend tells me they're already watching
>Feel hurt and a few days later ask friend about it after not talking
>"Lol man sometimes I just want to watch a show with one of my friends"
>Haven't messaged him since
Man, I feel I would be more hurt if I had not realized the futility of relationships for me. I'm just too weird I guess and people always get annoyed because I genuinely care about other people's opinions and ask questions. I'm done being overly depressed about shit though because I think being a bit quirky and loopy is a lot better than being a bland slate and will help me accomplish my goals

>>25657445
>>25657553
I know the feelio bro. Shit is retarded. Gender ratio should be 1:1. Where are the rest of the 49 girls?

>>25657635

>tfw no friend to hate immediately

>>25658000
The problem is that the guys likely to orbit a girl have no problem orbiting multiple girls. For every woman with 10 orbiters you have a guy with 10 women he's orbiting.

>>25655852
Can I write you too senpai?

>>25657985
>and will help me accomplish my goals
what are they?

>>25658000
The problem is that the gender ratio on the internet is more like 2:1, and somewhere like 4chan it's more like 10:1, and then when you're talking about girls that like anime it become more like 20:1. Your odds just keep getting lower and lower

>>25657985
I'd watch X files with you

>>25658280
>20:1
>Plus anime is seen as a generic hobby on 4chan
>Doubly undesirable

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>someone adds me on Skype to jerk off with him

Weirdos, I say.

>>25658436
These aren't your gayboy ERP threads Noun

>>25658483
Oh, I guess I'll go to sleep then.

>>25658255
I want to get /fit/ and become a professional wrestler.Used to be really suicidal but I've been making self improvement such as getting my licence and seriously looking for a job and losing 50+ pounds.I'm still a robot through and through though and will be forever even if by some mix of miracle and hard work I accomplished my dreams, I'd still be searching for something more.
>>25658375
Thanks,anon. I appreciate your sentiment.Hope you have a good week

>>25658620
>become a professional wrestler
I'd pick something more realistic or at least you can earn a living at.

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Anyone from Toronto

>>25658702
Anything worth doing isn't easy. I've always been the type to try and fail than to never try at all

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>>25658436
>someone adds me on skype to jerk off with them
>im doing it right now
who else /lewd/ here

>add a cute trap on skype
>we watch some anime together and go to sleep
>today, we're getting lewd, they stop replying for ~30 minutes, then remove me from skype

what did i do

fuck this gay earth, i'm going to be alone forever

>>25659930
they werent a cute trap, just pretending