How do I get a female beta orbiter. She will buy me things and be my slave. Why can't I have a girl worship me like they have us them?
This anime girl would be the perfect beta orbiter. Any females want to by me shit?
I'm a female beta orbiter, but also a poorfag.
>girl on chan
let me guess you are a boy who just wants to erp
It was a boy, this makes this thread to a gay thread!
It is a boy who wants to trick people into gay shit
Why is everyone on this board such a newfag in this kind of stuff?
Always assume people are lying unless they prove otherwise.
Then fucking lurk more ledditor
>he felt for cebruz
Currently orbiting my oneitis, his name is Randy, black shoulder length hair, and to normies he probably isn't the best looking, but I find him very cute.
I know you lurk /b/ randy pls no bully if you see this
EVeryone knows already you are a boy
Noun bis dus junge?
Ahh I'm not really autistic, my mental illness just acts as a social barrier. No woman wants to put effort in a relationship with a paranoid schizo. My meds kill my sex drive. Anyway good for you! I'm happy you have succesfully found love.
kill yourself and get out
>wanting a normie to have luck
It is called Cebruzposting
Also some people found out how to filter me out but only like 2- 5 guys via image-script-filter
This is about disgusting 3d you pathetic shit
you got the ugliest tomokos I have ever seen man!
Nope, you are just a newfag ledditor who doesnt know real quality
here I give you one of my rarest tomoko but keep posting more 3d tomoko
>tfw orbited a qt asian introvert in high school
>both had very few friends
>he never noticed me
I did a lot of things for him. He was pretty kind and reciprocated by doing things for me too.
>he forgot his bus pass one day
>the closest place to buy a bus ticket was a 30 minute walk
>he had no money on him, I had my credit card
>walked with him 30 minutes to the store
>bought him the ticket and both of us ice cream for the way back
>walked 10 minutes to the nearest bus stop, we hugged (hnngg) and he left
>I walked 1 hour and 30 minutes home
ended up a little over 2 hours in total and had to pull an all nighter to finish my essay but it was completely worth it for that hug.
My favourite memory was a mutual friend saying that she could pick me up. She lifted me bridal style and then qt asian boy said if he could he try. He carried me all the way to Wendy's, was extremely happy all day.
I did lots of things for him so that he would acknowledge me, but we were both pretty meek. Didn't amount to anything ;_;
become chad and manipulate fat/ugly girls to be your sugar mama. they will even ask you out and they are basically giving you all the power to do what you want to them. extract as much resources as you want. women are doing the same with sugar daddies so I see no problem doing the same thing.
Pic related is you, right now.
get your fat ass of your chair and do some exercise. also eat healthy and know how to dress in fitting clothes. also you can become charismatic by copying the personality of an extroverted chad . then boom you will be swimming in pussy. then go dates and never offer to pay. ugly/fat women will probably pedestalize you and will not mind paying for gifts/food etc.
FUCK YOU CCERESCBBS YOU FUCKING FAGGOT PEOPLE CANT POST MY WAIFU WITHOUT YOU SHITTING UP THE THREAD FUCK OFF ATTENTION WHORE FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE