What say no trolling

eyy bby u want some some fuk

i'm also bad at all subsequent messeges and lovemaking

"I'd rather go down...ifyou catch my drift."

Something to that effect.

Just be casual you robot. Just ask her how she is, what she's doing, what does she do for fun, hobbies, work etc. Just relax

Say that you're bad at riding a bike too, so going uphill is also difficult

"And everything else that doesn't involve a bed."

Post her profile bio. Use that as a base to construct your message.

Do you want to see my meme collection?

Allahu akbar behead infidels

>>25651243
It's funny because it's true
>>25651280
this also works

>>25651252
I used this. Now we wait

>>25651586
Got a pic of it?

I am more excited than I should be to see someone use my line on a girl.

>>25651586
too forward

sound like 90% of tinder fuccbois out there

should've went with >>25651243

Keeps the humor but introduces sex talk into the conversation in a lighthearted way

>>25651243
There is no correct way to proceed, except this one.

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>>25651600
Now what do I message. She's kinda chubby

>>25651617
Advice noted. Trying 2 learn how 2 convo after two years of self isolation.

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>>25652022
you really think this is gonna work

What happened to the chadfishing thread?

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Just do what this guy did

>>25652146
Yeah I fucked up I will kill myself

>>25652022

Do you like stuff?

>>25652022
Ask her a question about something that was on her profile bio you sperg.

>>25651211
ask what is her favorite swans album senpai

>>25651211
ask her if she's being fat ironically

>>25652022
>She's kinda chubby
I dont see much but from what I see its not kinda chubby

>tfw I've been swiping left for literally every girl for months and not getting a single match
I don't know why I haven't committed suicide yet

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>>25652227
>minesweeper
Christ, why did that get me more than anything else

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>get notification of match on tinder
>look at matches tab
>no matches

>>25652328
use this one OP

>>25653159
>phone vibrates, think its a tinder match
>its just penguin0 (aka Cr1tikal) uploading a video

at least hes funny

>>25652022
"Im a big guy for you"

original :^)

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>>25652818
AUTISM, i got it as well, so iktf

>>25653432
The android notification literally said it was a match
But I would have been okay with Cr1tikal if it did show up

Because one thing girls absolutely love is when a guy only shows he's interested in one thing ...

>>25653432
Kek, it's always him buzzing my phone. He uploads like 2 videos a day now.

I like it

>>25653527
>>25653716
I'm not complaining

I just want to talk to biddies