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What say no trolling
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What say no trolling
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eyy bby u want some some fuk
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i'm also bad at all subsequent messeges and lovemaking
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"I'd rather go down...ifyou catch my drift."

Something to that effect.
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Just be casual you robot. Just ask her how she is, what she's doing, what does she do for fun, hobbies, work etc. Just relax
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Say that you're bad at riding a bike too, so going uphill is also difficult
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"And everything else that doesn't involve a bed."
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Post her profile bio. Use that as a base to construct your message.
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Do you want to see my meme collection?
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Allahu akbar behead infidels
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>>25651243
It's funny because it's true
>>25651280
this also works
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>>25651252
I used this. Now we wait
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>>25651586
Got a pic of it?

I am more excited than I should be to see someone use my line on a girl.
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>>25651586
too forward

sound like 90% of tinder fuccbois out there

should've went with >>25651243

Keeps the humor but introduces sex talk into the conversation in a lighthearted way
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>>25651243
There is no correct way to proceed, except this one.
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>>25651600
Now what do I message. She's kinda chubby
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>>25651617
Advice noted. Trying 2 learn how 2 convo after two years of self isolation.
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>>25652022
you really think this is gonna work
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What happened to the chadfishing thread?
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Just do what this guy did
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>>25652146
Yeah I fucked up I will kill myself
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>>25652022

Do you like stuff?
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>>25652022
Ask her a question about something that was on her profile bio you sperg.
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>>25651211
ask what is her favorite swans album senpai
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>>25651211
ask her if she's being fat ironically
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>>25652022
>She's kinda chubby
I dont see much but from what I see its not kinda chubby
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>tfw I've been swiping left for literally every girl for months and not getting a single match
I don't know why I haven't committed suicide yet
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>>25652227
>minesweeper
Christ, why did that get me more than anything else
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>get notification of match on tinder
>look at matches tab
>no matches
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>>25652328
use this one OP
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>>25653159
>phone vibrates, think its a tinder match
>its just penguin0 (aka Cr1tikal) uploading a video

at least hes funny
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>>25652022
"Im a big guy for you"

original :^)
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>>25652818
AUTISM, i got it as well, so iktf
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>>25653432
The android notification literally said it was a match
But I would have been okay with Cr1tikal if it did show up
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Because one thing girls absolutely love is when a guy only shows he's interested in one thing ...
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>>25653432
Kek, it's always him buzzing my phone. He uploads like 2 videos a day now.

I like it
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>>25653527
>>25653716
I'm not complaining

I just want to talk to biddies
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