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Why are normies so shit at giving advice?
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>Just b yourself :3
>Just b patient : )
>You'll find the right one ; )
>You can't force anything :*
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>>25650942
because you don't want advice, you want pity
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>>25650964
I want to know how to change my life from miserable to not totally miserable, but go on projecting.
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I heard it all highschool.
Only thing you can do is just act like these girls you talk too are worthless in a way.
Dont compliment them in every text.
Literally just lie to them. Not astounding lies like you make 140k just like say you like the same things they like and just ask her questions because women love talking about themselves.
Try to act as normie as possible.
Its VERY hard to find a shy qt who enjoys anime and sits at home playing Runescape or some anime game on her free time.

These girls that put themselves out there are the ones who think their shit doesn't stink. Its your job to make it stink so they love you. Telling her you'll be the one in the kitchen and calling her beautiful all the time will drive her crazy
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>>25651065
I have a friend like you, 21 nearly 22 year old virgin, literally cries when I give him advice about how to meet girls.

Not the guy you were talking to, but I think a lot of people have one of those friends. At this age, everyone has gotten plenty of advice, you just haven't listened.
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>>25651104
I gave up on a qt 3.14 long ago, I would be content with a 4/10. But even those act like they are way above me.
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>>25651202
>Not being close to wizarddom
I'm not a 22yo newfag, I'll soon unlock arcane powers. And while that is tempting, I'd prefer no to. So, any actual advice?
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I literally asked my therapist whether people should be themselves to get into relationships.

His answer, no surprise, was a resolute no.
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>>25651304
Moving forward, try not to make every situation you find yourself in to be pernicious. That's a first step and it's not an insult.
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This might help, but look for ladies with very low self-esteem, or major insecurity. Because think about it, if they think they are trash, they believe they're either good enough or that she can't find a better man than you. Get a girl with high self-esteem, she thinks she can get any man, and she is confused why the perfect guy hasn't swept her off her feet even if she's a 0/10
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>>25650942
>You can't force anything
Unfortunately that one's true.
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>>25651499
This.
When the high tes bitch tweets "when he's over 6ft<3<3 xD"
shes trying to impress the 1 chad, not all dudes that are above 6 ft.
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>>25650942
Standard advice like you listed doesnt work cause you clearly need more detailed advice cause you struggle and thats alright.

Then there is pity advice like >>25650964
suggested. Most of the time it is another robot that pats your back and tells you how unfair the world is and how normies cant even give you proper advice.

Then there is real advice, that one hurts cause it points out weaknesses of most robots. If you dont want to hear standard shit like muh good hygiene and shit someone will tell you whats wrong with most robots. Then all the robots are offended and start insulting the normies trying to help. The misconception most people on r9k have is that you have to achieve certain things like good looks, money etc and then a girlfriend will suddenly appear. Actually it is about character and social-interaction, true advice about that always hurts and never is easy to digest.
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>>25650942
Because it's a game of luck you fucking idiot. Of course you can higher your chancer by rolling more dices but if you stay at home browsing 4chins it's like you're not rolling the dice at all
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>>25651104
>Only thing you can do is just act like these girls you talk too are worthless in a way.
that's what I did all my life
>Dont compliment them in every text.
I have literally never texted with a girl, who do you think I am? a normie?

shit advice Senpai
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>"normies"
>pepe
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>>25651603
There's nothing wrong with robots. It's the world that's wrong.
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>>25651603
Thanks, that's actually somehow helpful. Didn't really expect this on /r9k/ of all places. I just don't know at all how to get into social situations in the first place.
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>>25651925
There is no key answer, but you have to base it on the context of your specific life. If you aren't in schooling or any other situation where you naturally interact with a decent amount of people regularly, you have to go out of your way somehow. Whether it be a bar/club, dating apps, some form of club or community, etc. You HAVE to go out into an environment where you will meet people. No one will just magically see you at the store or the movie theater and instantly want to meet and date you. There's like a 0.5% chance of that ever happening.
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>>25652155
Also, you kind of have to know how to interact and read people if you want to make contacts at places like college. Dating apps/ sites help sort of remove that part of the game because it connects you with the intention of dating anyways, so at that point you either have to be attractive or interesting while maintaining a level of 'normalcy'. You won't always have to settle for fatties, but don't expect to just start banging all the young hotties immediately if you aren't hot or witty (actually witty, not black twitter pickup line cheesy bullshit). That being said, when dealing with setting up dates or trying to feel out when to make a move for a date, you have to do it soon. Seriously most people expect you to engage in it quickly. If you don't, it makes them think you aren't really interested. Don't meander through pointless conversations, they aren't there for that. Good luck anon
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>>25652155
Alright, assuming I've got that part down, what's next?
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>>25652367
>>25652421
I see, thanks.
>tfw muted by the robot
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>>25651912
>There's nothing wrong with robots. It's the world that's wrong.
I couldn't make this shit up if I tried. Do you niggers hear yourselves talk?
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>>25652478
nice argument normie, you sure convinced me with your hot opinions
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>>25651925
First of all, this anon is right >>25652155.
Also approaching women in public ist just considered creepy when you are not top 15% in the looks department. If you arent in an active social setting i suggest joining a club or something where you can build a healthy circle of friends. Most couples meet through friends or at work/school.

>>25652421
Try making a stable circle of friends and then go into social situations with their backing. It does not have to be a party. Idk playing DD together or whatever. Just has to be a situation where you can talk to girls without beeing creepy.
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>>25652527
There is no convincing you of anything. You don't want actual advice. What you want is pity. You want people to stroke your ego and tell you how victimized and misunderstood you are.
What even leads you to believe that I'm a normie? The fact that I disagree with you?
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>>25652735
epic cat picture normie
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>>25652478
Hilarious right :D.
>>25652527
Dude contact, love and reproduction is a basic human desire. If you cant reach it something is wrong (at least if you want to have that, asexuals exist).
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>>25652800
thanks my african american brother
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>>25650942
>Just b patient : )
Sounds like my mom.
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>>25652808
>If you cant reach it something is wrong
yes, women.
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>>25652867
>yes, women.
Yes, I'm sure you're the supreme gentlemen. It can't be your fault., you're just a perfect and misunderstood snowflake. It's because women are whores, right?
get over yourself
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>>25652867
Are you happy with your situation ? No? So still you want one of the women you despise so much. You have two choices now, drown in self-pitty and find other omegas that pat your back and reinforce your narrative that absolutely nothing is wrong with you OR ( just a suggestion here ) you listen to people playing the game with more success and try to change yourself to get what you crave so desperatly. Even if your crude views about women were true, wew you have the morale high ground, still you are not happy. When you dont change something you will not be happy, simple as that.
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Because normies don't have real problems, so shit advice like that actually "works" for them. They're also fucking stupid.

It's why all these women go to therapy for three weeks for "muh depression :c" and come out "cured." It's why they're receptive to motivational posters spewing banal platitudes. It's why they're susceptible to "feel-good" stories like those "poor refugees" coming to Europe by the boatload or shit like that. They're painfully unself-aware, so they don't suffer from self-esteem issues, don't put garbage bags up on their windows, don't feel afraid when they go out onto the street. They overlook the flaws within themselves and they live happy and dumb lives.

I would switch in an instant, tbqh.
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>>25653006
fuck off roastie

>>25653040
>So still you want one of the women you despise so much
No, I want them all to change. As is I want all women to die as they are a blight upon this world.
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>>25653191
>fuck off roastie
no
>No, I want them all to change. As is I want all women to die as they are a blight upon this world.
Mommy issues?
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>>25653191
Grow up. For real, playing though sociopath in the internet wont help you. Just face your fucking problems Dude.
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>>25653227
>>25653006
epic anime picture brah
sure got everyone
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>>25650942
Protip:act like you hate the girls as much as you hate yourself
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>>25653249
non-arguments warrant non-responses
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>>25653230
>Just face your fucking problems Dude
I will. Eventually.
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>>25653296
Protip, don't. Chads get away with it because they are hot and girls already want to fuck them. The fact that people still don't get this is beyond me. You just can't act like needy super nice guys.
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>>25653531
Protip: they already aren't fucking you, so what do you have to lose?
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