Who /milf/ here?

>>25650076
Me.

>tfw son keeps letting the dirty towels pile up in his room

>>25650076
Yea I'm a big fan of cucking too, love her work

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How do I find milfs?

>>25650440
You start looking

>>25650121
underrated post
Post more like this

>>25650076
Moar milf pics anon

I am going to be a MILF when I am a mother.

I'm gonna always wear panties and a camisole around my kids friends. gonna tease them so much. gonna shower with my son even when he is 16. Gonna walk around nude, try to give him boners and stuff. Fucking gonna be awesome.

>>25651611
Yeaa, you should not procreate

>>25651633
Made me chuckle pham

>>25651611
>I am going to be a MILF when I am a mother.
I don't think you know what that word means, t b h.

>>25651611
You have to be hot and desirable to be a milf though.

>>25651611
wanna b my wife?
i'll beat you up every now and then eventhough i'll love you and we'll have extra loud sex so our son can hear it

I'm a MILF, ask me anything.

>>25651976
You know the drill. Shoe on head, etc etc.

>>25651633
why not? I think i would be a great mother. one of my most desired dreams is to have a normal family and live in the country. I would do gardening and have the kids follow me around in the yard. i would be a stay at home mother. i would take care of everything while my husband works.

>>25651831
i am tho.

>>25651893
NEVER.

You have been muted for 32 seconds, because your comment was not original.

>>25652032
I like daughters more. Daughters who need a LOT of disciplining.

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>>25652032
>I'd be a good mother
>I'm h-hot tho!!!

>>25652032
Come on. This board has seen your pictures several times. We both know you aren't, and never will be desirable. You aren't ugly, don't get me wrong. You just aren't hot. Average at best.

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>23 years old
>work in healthcare office
>40+ year old nurses hotter than 20-25 year old nurses

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If you're so lonely, poor and virgin why not just sign up to be a rich older lady's boy toy?

>>25651611
Aren't you a druggie MtF faggot though?

>>25652346
Where do I sign up, though?

I got smashed a while back and ended up in some weird sex party packed with milfs

I'm 19

>>25652346
Where do I sign up

100% original just like LeBron's hairline

>>25652089
my wish is too have one boy, and two girls.

>>25652139
Why can't i be attractive and a good mother?

I would dedicate my entire life to my children. I would do anything for them. they would e the reason i am alive.

>>25652163
Well, being a MILF is not only about being hot. its about being a domatine female. It's about being the first women your son has ever seen naked. Its about being expereinced in life and teaching younger guys about their sexuality and life.

Its not all about atitractiveness.

its about giving my son the first boner he has ever had. be the subject of his first wet dream. the thing he wants in other girls.

>>25652484
>Its not all about atitractiveness.
>Mother I'd Love to Fuck
See >>25651802

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>>25651611
lol it's hard to have kids with ur pitbull u skank

>>25652484
JLH is getting #BTFO hard ITT

>>25652521
wanting to fuck someone is more then just because they are attractive.

i honestly wouldnt consider Stiflers mom classically attractive.

Finch loves stiflers mom because she has expereince.

Post JLH's pics. I've never seen her.

>>25652608
You're a tranny lookalike, and a trainwreck who trashed their body with a fuck ton of drug abuse. You literally wasted your youth. And I'm not even saying that to be rude. What's sad is that it's the truth. I don't know how you live with that, but more power to you. I can understand why you're so deep in denial I guess. Whatever keeps you going.

>>25650485
I believe he just did

>>25652397
I got smashed a while back and ended up in some guild in WoW where I knew no one.

I'm 24.

>>25652681
This >>25652744 and this >>25652163
She isn't ugly. Just different looking. Her body is going to decay over the years though. All that stress fucks with you like you wouldn't believe.

>>25652397
Cougar bars are the shit.

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Not me, as much as I wish I was.

>>25652484
That's hot as fuck. I hope you get to do all that.

>>25651633
nobody should procreate. It is immoral to do so

>>25652967
this desu
you're pretty much FORCING another human being onto this planet without giving him/her any choice in the matter
Just disguting

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/13d6b3/i_caught_my_mother_having_sex_with_my_friend_im/

>>25653642
>all the posts telling him its ok for his mom to fuck whoever she wants

wew

>>25653642
that's fucking funny holy shit

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>>25653715
These people are fucking idiots. Yes, people can have sex with whoever they want, but are you seriously not going to take into account the lives of those around you, especially your children?

This is probably fake anyway, but it really just goes to show you how stupid the people posting there are and how permissive they'll be of people being out of line.

Post MILFs, I need to calm down.

>>25654063
>defending the faggot son who taped his mom and friend having sex
I hope someone fucks your mother anon

>>25650076
Who is this cum conjurer?

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>>25654105
I love my mother, but I can decisively say she is not a MILF.

>>25654105
its not his fault the two retards didnt even have the decency to not fuck on the couch

>>25652889
hnng

asians are the best fucks

Currently got a milf gf. Sort of living with her and her daughter who's my age.

>>25655389
Tell us more. That sounds a little far-fetched, especially the daughter thing.

>>25655445
We've lived in the same community since I was little. Recently got together over halloween and started living with them over Christmas. Her daughter is kind of an autismo and is my age, and still lives with her mom.

So yeah, in a relationship with her mom, and friends with her. Go to dinner and fool around with one, hang out and play video games with the other.

>>25655633
What is she like/what does she look like? How is the relationship or sex different from someone closer to your age?

What's the daughter think of the whole thing?

How did you guys wind up together anyway?

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FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMBEDY HEEEEEEEEELP

>>25656120
>tfw a tall girl will never fuck a manlet like myself.