How well do you have to know a girl before you can poop in her house? I think I might have made a giant mistake.
>I forgot to flush
Fucking barbarian. People like you deserve to be shot. How hard is it to hit a fucking lever? You should have done it a trillion times in your life so far, and it should be reflexive.
She rightfully thinks of you as an uncouth scum.
I didn't want her to hear the logs drop so I turned on the sink, then after I finished my business I wiped and stood up to wash my hands so I didn't waste more water. But then I left without flushing. Please could you just offer me some help? What do I text her?
Dated a girl for 6 months, spent every single weekend at her apartment and never shit once. It was absolute torture but I did it for love.
OP if you really forgot to flush, just cut contact to avoid the embarrassment, you fucked everything up.
Did I save the situation now?
It's not bait, I just don't want to mess things up. Maybe if she thinks I have short term memory loss she'll be more forgiving and text me back and by saying that I think the texts are messing up she won't have to feel guilty for ignoring me. It's all calculated.
You mad man. Pooping in her house. Hahahahaha its over
I'm fucking dying here
Good luck fixing that mess
>mfw that text
Its over. She will now treat you like a literal and figurative shitlord.
Ok I think I fixed it. Thanks guys. Do I need to say anything else or what?
>she won't have to feel guilty
>about anything ever
Dude, you're fucked. She either likes you and wants to talk to you, or she doesn't. Women don't feel pity or guilt over betas. Her not responding immediately then she could be busy or she's already tossed you in the trash. You sending multiple texts just comes off as desperate.
at the very sight of that wall of text, i begun to uncontrollably giggle and say "nah nah nah" over and over in a high voice
This can't be real
Even the robot can't believe it
>tfw my boyfriened won't let me into the bathroom when he takes a poop.
He says thats his most private thing in the world to him. i leave the door open whenever i go to the bathroom, but he locks it.
i just wanna see my bf poop. ;c
jesus christ i dont know what kind of washed up loser would date a raging drug addict and whore
>Your bathroom sticks out due to how nice it is
Did you leave something to make it a little nicer?
He does drugs too. he's not terribly different then me.
but he sees me for what i am inside, deep down. he sees that i am a lost person, a broken person, an angel whose wings have been chopped off.
its love m8.
im more then a drug user and 'whore'. I have a personality and other human things. i am more then my addiction. and he sees that and doesnt judge me.
i just wanna see him poop. i want to know what his poop smells like. i want to know what it looks like. i deserve to know.
though atleast he lets me see him pee. hes pees on me in the shower. so good. so much bonding though that.
>wrap my leg around him and start peeing on his leg and he pees on me.
OP I am begging you, I can't take much more of this
unless you're married you have to either find a gas station to shit at or wait till she's asleep. Although I have also said that I need to take a shower and then take a quick dump while the water warms up
are you fucking for real?
are you people this anxious?
when i was fucking 16 years old i shat in my girlfriend's toilet and clogged it, it overflowed shitwater and leaked down to the first floor
stayed with her for like 6 months after that and nothing changed
I go absolutley livid if even a close friend of mine shits in my bathroom. It stinks and I only have one in the house. I have screamed "SHIT AT YOUR OWN HOME!" before to a friend of mine who stayed the night on the couch. I hate it so as a golden rule I don't subject others to it.
>there are people that can't manage their shitting while at home
>shitting in public stalls next to somebody equally irresponsible
>being so out of tune with your body that you have to shit on demand like a fucking barn animal
I do not hold my shit in you retard. I shit once in the morning before work and once after dinner. I built a up a routine and my body acts accordingly. I never need to drop everything I'm doing to go make a poo like during the middle of the day like some undisciplined child.
Then what do you expect from someone that is going to spend the night at your place if you met up well before dinner? They are going due to the schedule they set for their body but aren't at their place due to being somewhere else.
You are beyond absurd.
is anyone else so sick of shitting that they purposefully limit their food intake to keep it to a once every 2 days maximum?
it seriously boggles my mind how much some people eat knowing that a lot of it has to come back out. how do they handle shitting so much? is it all at once or several times a day?
i mean, a sloppy shit can ruin your day, not to mention several!
it puts a major downer on my mood having to shit, it's one of the worst things in life.
I shit during the night. My day is pretty much over by then so I wipe the best I can, sleep, then shower in the morning and soap and water my ass crack to make sure it is clean for the day.
>forgot to flush
Move on man you seriously fucked it up
on the howard stern show, tiny tim said he showers after every single shit. i like that way of thinking; hovering over your shit, getting shit smell particles all over your body, is so disgusting. windows open, air freshener, blah blah... still feel filthy as fuck after a shit.
OP JUST TELL HER THE TRUTH THERE'S NO OTHER WAY NOW BE LIKE "sorry for not flushing (blushing emoji) I forgot to do so and I hope this doesn't mess up your perception of me it was just a silly mistake (wink emoji) I am really sorry those texts from earlier were me trying to justify myself but I decided it was better to just tell you te truth and that I am sorry about it"
90% CHANCES YOU'LL BE OK AND SHE'LL ANSWER YOU WITH A SMILING FACE AND A "dont worry anon shit happens heheheh"
>it puts a major downer on my mood having to shit, it's one of the worst things in life.
glad i'm not the only one
a few weeks ago i took an especially disgusting shit that was taking forever to wipe and started ranting out loud about how "disgusting this all this, paddling around in shit for another 65 years until i shit myself to death"
>the bathroom shares a wall with my sister's bedroom
>mfw i hear her laughing with her boyfriend
>tfw my gf wants to do the pee thing too but we never found time to and I won't get to see her for at least a full week
Doesn't feel particularly good, man.
She watched me pee in the toilet though.
>had came inside of her like 3 minutes earlier so it was really hard to force the pee out and I peed for like 2 minutes straight while she just watched me and touched her vagina
bruh how can you forget to flush
how can a person be all this stupid jesus christ i mean for real
first of all how you forget flushing the toilet? are you literally retarded or super fucking autistic?
jesus christ thank god you will NEVER breed
Whenever I go through a tough date I just text something like "hey hahahah i know i know, you're probly thinking i messed up right? yeah i'm not giving up on you that easily! haha so whatcha doin next friday?". In your case I'd add "btw, next time i'm flushing u'll be blushing".
Is that you OP
super duper original 2000
OP what the actual fuck is wrong with you. I swear this is a troll, but it just seems too genuine for it not to be.
You are not chad.
You are an autist.
Therefore, you cannot say these things.
What the fuck dude
You should had ust texted to let her know you wanted to break up with her but didn't wanted to do it face to face or by phone, also say you couldn't find a note to write it on so thats why you did it.
Chad here, I feel sorry for you bro, so I'm going to help you. You have to do exactly what I day though and keep me updated by posting screenshots.
Oke, fist things first.
Start off with texting her "I love you".
He OP, bro, are you there? I don't think you are, After sending her "i love you", you should remind her of the good thimes you had, and as an addition you can add a really really funny picture that will help her remember those good times, ad something like this picture.
Sorry bro forgot the picture, ad this
>I forgot to flush
do you just get up and leave the bathroom after crapping? wtf
its not that fucking weird, ive done it before
ill get up from the toilet, maybe notice something on the floor, catch myself in a mirror in a weird way, fucking stupid shit and i just forget about going back to flush
only happens like 1/20 shits though